Chapter 1160 The longer you spend time with people, the more you like dogs.
Li Jingxuan felt that Yun Chu looked at him in a strange way, as if he had seen something weird.
Then, I heard Yun Chu say: "You also want to drown?"
Li Jingxuan shook his head and said, "I just feel that He Jingxiong shouldn't be so careless."
Yun Chu looked at Li Jingxuan and said: "As long as you live, you never know which accident or tomorrow will come first. We are the ones who will suffer all kinds of disasters until the end."
Li Jingxuan nodded and said: "What Junhou said is absolutely true."
Yun Chu added: "He Jingxiong told me that when choosing an emperor, you should choose a weak and incompetent emperor. What do you think, brother Li?"
Li Jingxuan looked at Yun Chu and said, "This may be the unanimous wish of all officials."
Yunchu continued to look at Li Jingxuan and said: "There is a ship traveling in the stormy waves. There are countless rats on the ship gnawing at the hull. At this time, do you think the captain should kill all these rats, or should he pretend to be
Can’t see Tsukuru?”
Li Jingxuan said: "Shuo rats can chew other things, such as the cargo on the ship. Even the captain's clothes don't matter, but they can't chew the ship. After all, we are still on this ship."
Yun Chu moved his eyes away from Li Jingxuan and said calmly: "I think so too."
Li Jingxuan said: "So He Jingxiong, the rat, has started to chew on the boat?"
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "He just wants to replace a certain family with a fool captain."
Li Jingxuan suppressed the horror in his heart and looked at Yun Chu and said: "He Jingxiong was born in Hedong. Since there is such a big rat, there must be a nest in Hedong."
Yun Chu said disdainfully: "Then go and dig out this nest."
Li Jingxuan said: "I am not strong enough——"
Yunchu laughed, patted Li Jingxuan on the shoulder and said: "From now on, don't come to me for any nonsense that has nothing to do with Chang'an. It's none of my business if you beat people's heads into pig's heads outside.
I have conquered the southwest this time, and my credit is enough for me to wait for death for the rest of my life. I will guard my Chang'an and watch this city become what I want it to be day by day."
Li Jingxuan frowned and said: "Your Majesty has no scruples about the monarch. This is a good time for the monarch to show his ambitions. Why do you have to wait for death?"
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I don't have such a big heart."
After that, he led the officer corps and left Shicheng. According to the military regulations of the Tang Dynasty, the army was not allowed to enter the city.
Yunchu, who had lost his position as the marching director of Jiannan Road, was now a leading general of the Tang Dynasty, and he was also unable to enter the city.
When he returned to the military camp, Yun Chu discovered that Li Si was always avoiding him, and Yun Jin was very unnatural when she saw him.
Wen Huan, Di Guangsi, and Li Chengxiu were so busy that they didn't even want to see him.
I don't know when a large group of palace maids and eunuchs around Li Si built a separate camp for themselves, and were guarded by 500 Jinwu Guards.
Seeing this, how could Yunchu not understand that these two little bastards had stolen the forbidden fruit?
During dinner in the evening, Yun Chu poured himself a glass of wine. After thinking for a moment, he poured a glass for Yun Jin and pushed it over.
Yun Chu had not allowed these young people to drink before. Although he knew that they drank a lot outside, this was the first time that Yun Jin was given wine at his dinner table.
"You are of age and can drink."
When Yun Jin heard what her father said, she didn't know that her affair with Li Si had been discovered. She lowered her head and said, "It's all the child's fault."
Yun Chu took a sip of wine and said, "Young man Mu Shaoai, it is human nature. The family has never hired an etiquette teacher for you, so it is inevitable that you will act casually."
Yun Jin said: "For the present plan, the only way is to marry Sisi as soon as possible."
Yun Chu said with a smile: "Don't worry, my son may be pregnant if he sleeps with the emperor's daughter. If I don't publicize such an honorable matter in a big way, it will be difficult to relieve the hatred in my heart!"
Father and son are connected, Yun Jin certainly knows that he will not ruin Li Si's reputation, but where does this tone come from?
Immediately, Aunt Naha's appearance rushed into Yun Jin's mind... Aunt Naha was also pregnant out of wedlock...
Thinking of this, Yun Jin was horrified. She knelt down in front of Yun Chu and said, "Aye, that's not appropriate."
Yun Chu held the wine glass and said with a smile: "The Royal family is allowed to do it, but the Yun family is not allowed to do it? Moreover, Aye is sure that what happened between you two must be Li Si's handiwork.
Since he, the Li family, likes to do random things, don't blame me, the Yun family, for being so showy!
After Sisi becomes pregnant, I will definitely hold a lively wedding for you, a wedding that the people of Chang'an will remember for several lifetimes."
Yun Jin's pretty face suddenly turned bright red...
No matter how Yun Jin begged, Yun Chu would not let go. He must let the eldest son's wedding follow the most complete etiquette, including accepting, asking for names, accepting, accepting, asking for dates, and personally welcoming these six joints.
Don't want to miss it.
According to Datang's current speed of doing things, half a year is already extremely fast.
Yun Jin rushed to Li Si's camp like an arrow in her butt. When she opened the curtain, she saw that Li Si was brushing his face with a thick brush. Moreover, his face was as smooth as egg white, and it looked like he had already wiped away the dirt on his face.
The fluff was twisted off with silk thread.
Women's makeup is a course in the Yun family, taught by Cui Yao. In the past, Li Si had a girlish face and never wore makeup. Now that she has become a woman, she feels that she should dress up more beautifully.
Just as I was lightly sweeping my eyebrows, Yun Jin rushed in like a wild boar.
After listening to Yun Jin's words, Li Si leaned into Yun Jin's arms and said, "Fool!"
Yun Jin said anxiously: "Aye wants to make Aunt Naha pregnant before marriage. She wants to wait until you show her pregnancy before marrying you. Then everyone in Chang'an will laugh at you."
Li Si leaned delicately in Yun Jin's arms and said, "Then you have to love me more, and you must marry me. Otherwise, your reputation will be bad, and you will never be able to marry again."
Yun Jin was breathing heavily, and her formerly clear and calm head was now full of mush. There was nothing in her mind except the scene of Li Si getting married with a big belly and being accused by Wan Fu.
other.
Thinking about it, his cleverness has always been used to deal with others. Now, one of them is Aye, whom he respects like a god, and the other is the woman he will never marry unless she is her. He really doesn't know what decision to make.
Seeing the expression on Yun Jin's face changing rapidly, Li Si stood up from his arms, pressed his finger on Yun Jin's forehead and said, "You silly goose, what are you afraid of?
Isn't it just getting married with a big belly? What's there to be afraid of? What's more, the person I'm marrying is you, so there's no need to be afraid. When the time comes, as soon as I walk in, the Yun family will be blessed with double happiness... Hahaha, what will be shameless then is
Master, Mistress, my father, the emperor, and my mother, if they want to fight, they can fight. As for the two of us, that is a great thing!"
Yun Jin looked at the peach-faced Li Si blankly and said, "Why do I feel like something is wrong?"
Li Si took a sip of water. Seeing that Yun Jin's lips were dry, he also gave him a sip of water. He said nonchalantly: "Obviously, the master was unhappy because the two of us taught and received in private. He usually felt that he
You are an enlightened person, why don't you scold you openly? So, I will use this matter to scare you.
I was raised by my master and my wife, and they taught me both good and bad things. Even if something went wrong, it was because they didn't teach me well. If my master took this matter to my father and mother, it's hard to say who would win or lose because of my mother's bad luck.
Woolen cloth."
Yun Jin asked in confusion: "Why did you suddenly become smarter?"
Li Si snorted and said: "In the past, I was afraid that Master would not let you marry me, so I had to fawn over Master everywhere. It was necessary to pretend to be stupid and wear colorful clothes to entertain the bride. Now it's a done deal, so naturally I don't have to pretend to be stupid everywhere.
Now that I have become the wife of the Yun family, if I still act foolishly, won't others look down on me, the Yun family?"
Yun Jin pulled her hair and said painfully: "Although the result is good, the process is really blind."
Li Si held up Yun Jin's face and chuckled: "In other things, he is as smart as a monkey, but he is confused when it comes to matters between men and women. Who told you that men and women will definitely have children as soon as they come into contact?"
When Yun Jin heard what Li Si said, her mind suddenly became clear. She coughed and looked up at Li Si and said, "If you are willing, I will become proficient in this knowledge soon. Don't worry, it won't take long."
Li Si once again snuggled into Yun Jin's arms and said, "If you don't learn, if you don't learn, it's useless. This is good."
When Yun Jin came back again and saw her father, her mood was as stable as an old dog, and she drank the glass of wine her father gave her in one gulp in the presence of the old man.
Yun Chu took one look at his son and said contemptuously: "Useless thing."
Yun Jin smiled and said: "Take your time with your marriage, don't be in a hurry."
The first war between father and son ended with Yun Jin's victory.
After Li Jingxuan saw He Jingxiong, he felt that this guy was pretending to be stupid. He even concluded that as soon as he arrived in Luoyang, He Jingxiong's illness would be cured without medicine, and he would severely accuse Yun Chuyi in front of the emperor. Therefore,
He hinted to Yun Chu twice that He Jingxiong's body could be destroyed, but he would just pretend not to see it, and if necessary, he could make proof in favor of Yun Chu.
Yun Chu resisted not making Li Jingxuan the second best to He Jingxiong.
With an endless stream of soldiers and horses, they left Shicheng and headed straight to the middle of Shu.
Yunchu's aboveboard behavior caused Li Jingxuan's judgment to deviate again, leading him to believe that He Jingxiong was really an accident caused by drowning.
The sand gold of the white barbarians was smelted into gold medals by Yun Chu. Each of the 50,000 soldiers who conquered the southwest had one. Each piece weighed about one tael, which was equivalent to ten thousand coins.
This is something that everyone has, and the merits of the soldiers will naturally be calculated separately. In short, Yunchu rewarded all the 300,000 taels of sand gold that Yunchu took from the Baiman people to his subordinates.
He didn't get a single tael of gold himself.
Li Yuance received five thousand taels of gold, which did not even fill the several camphor wood boxes he had prepared, which caused him to be very resentful.
Jiang Xie was different. He couldn't put down the five thousand taels of gold he got.
"Yunchu is too domineering..."
Before he could finish speaking, Jiang Xie, who couldn't bear it anymore, slapped him hard in the mouth, pushed him to the ground, pressed his neck with a horizontal knife and said: "Listen to me, I want it very much."
If you cause me to lose these five thousand taels of gold and the soldiers to lose their rewards, believe it or not, you will die on the way back to Luoyang."
Li Yuance roared: "I am the King of Zhao County, who dares?"