It is definitely not easy to find a normal child in the Yun family.
Because the head of the family, Yun Chu, is abnormal.
He has the unique freedom and ease from his descendants, as well as the savagery from the desert western regions, and finally a little bit of madness that sees through the world. All of these are ultimately wrapped up by the knowledge and rules he acquired after studying hard and become a man who is extremely capable of hiding. of metamorphosis.
With such a father, his children are basically not normal. To be honest, his three children are genetically incompatible with the Tang Dynasty.
Although one thousand four hundred years is insignificant in terms of the evolution of human genes, the genetic similarity between humans and pigs is still 99%.
Yu Xiurong is not an ordinary person. Not only her parents died when she was young, but she also has no ancestors. A little girl just lives alone in a big house full of firewood in the city of Chang'an, which is full of tigers and wolves, and does whatever she wants at any time. Be prepared to burn this big house with fire.
Intellectual, elegant, and calm, you will never see anxiety or anger on her face.
She can use a few words to make you feel the warmth of a spring breeze. At the same time, she can also use small and subtle expressions to make you feel on pins and needles, like thorns piercing your back, and finally have to run away.
In the Yun family, what the children feared most was not the general father, but their gentle mother.
The father is furious, and they have plenty of ways to calm down their anger. The beating will last for two days. The mother is furious, and there is nothing they can do. What awaits them will be psychological torture that makes people want to go crazy...
In this family, love is real love, beating is real beating, and torture is real torture. Everything is done from a real perspective.
Therefore, the children of the Yun family and other people's children are basically the kind of people who are extremely calm and wise on the outside, but are actually crazy and selfless on the inside.
The Battle of Southwest drove countless barbarians to kill each other. This actually caused some damage to the hearts of Wen Huan, Di Guangsi and others, but it had little impact on Yun Jin. After venting the madness in his body, he Even became smarter and wiser.
Yun Jin is also such a girl, a scary person with a clear mind. She has known since she was very young that she wants to control her own destiny and what she should do to achieve this goal. Until now, she has done very well. good.
When a tiger gives birth to three sons, one must be a tiger. If the first two children are considered normal, then Yun Luan is definitely the most abnormal one. When it comes to intelligence, he is the smartest one in the Yun family. He has a photographic memory. Putting aside his abilities, this child has never made his demands clear since he was a child. He seems to be happy-go-lucky and lazy, but Yun's tutor Cui Yao thinks that he is the most terrifying one among the Yun's children.
Because the first two children have traces of their hearts, but Yun Luan does not.
Yun Luan spent a lot of effort to make up for her homework, which was highly praised by Yun Chu.
There is nothing to say about this. Yun Luan has completed the homework assigned by Yun Chu, and he has completed it very well. Although the large and small characters are obviously suspected of being tricky, Yun Chu was very satisfied with the child after thoroughly checking Yun Luan's homework.
The purpose of assigning homework is for children to accept, absorb, and master this knowledge, and Yun Luan has obviously achieved this.
As for being lazy when he has time, it is because Yun Chu, a father, underestimated his son. The homework assigned at the beginning was too few and did not match the child's IQ.
So, Yun Chu found more books for Yun Luan to read. Anyway, his brain can absorb knowledge much better than a computer, and it has almost unlimited storage.
What is knowledge?
It is the experience and wisdom summarized by the predecessors. If there is no need for some hard indicators as a stepping stone, the more extensive the knowledge, the better. Once the breadth reaches a certain level, it will naturally delve deeper.
During the days when Yun Luan was with his father, he read many books, many.
Yun Chu hoped that his children could find their favorite academic direction from the vast sea of knowledge and pursue it all the way. This method quickly worked for Yun Jin and Yun Jin, but it seemed to have no effect on Yun Luan.
During this period of time, Yun Chu conducted countless academic tests on Yun Luan, and Yun Luan was able to handle them with ease. Yes, he was able to handle them with ease. It was not until Yun Chu brought out advanced mathematics that Yun Luan began to panic. After all, this
You won’t really know something. If you want to be able to know it, you must study systematically. The skill of photographic memory is of little use in front of it. If you can memorize the questions, but you can’t answer them, the result will be the same.
October in Luoyang is still very hot. Different from the hot flashes in previous years, this year's Luoyang is not only hot but also dry. The vegetation on Mang Mountain has begun to dry up and die in large tracts. People have no way to do anything about it.
In such an environment, wildfires appear unsurprisingly.
The government has nothing to do about such mountain fires. They can only wait for the mountain fires to burn out and extinguish them on their own.
The thick smoke from the fire could be clearly seen even in Luoyang City, where the city was filled with smoke and smoke.
Yun Chu behaved very leisurely, lying on a recliner, shaking the cattail leaf fan, while watching his youngest son, who was only wearing a pair of trousers, solving problems.
"Didn't Aye say that man can conquer heaven?" Yun Luan, who was solving the problem, looked at the smoke and clouds floating over and said to his father thoughtfully.
Yunchu knew that this was a small counterattack against his son who was impatient to do the questions for a long time.
"When manpower is limited."
"Man can conquer the heavens is what Aye said. When manpower is limited, it is also what Aye said. Which of these two sentences is true?" It was obvious that Yun Luan was waiting for Aye to say this.
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Do we have to use this kind of binary thinking to consider the problem? It is either right or wrong? Is it possible that both statements are correct?"
"It's also possible that they are all wrong. I hate the words "Cheruglun" in the book the most. They are both right and wrong. As a result, when children want to look at problems critically, they often have the illusion that there is actually a difference between reading and not reading.
Not much, anyway, the end of all knowledge is that it is probably possible, and there is no good conclusion."
Yun Chu hit his son on the head with a cattail leaf fan and said, "Don't worry, it's not arithmetic, it's not investigation, it's not geometry."
"Is he human?" Yun Luan asked carefully.
Hearing his son ask this, Yun Chu's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at his younger son warily and said, "What do you want to say?"
Yun Luan thought for a moment and said, "Is the distinction between men and women important?"
Yunchu said firmly: "It's very important."
"How important is it?"
Yun Chu didn't use big principles to tell him the importance of the distinction between men and women. He knew that if he gave Yun Luan some big truths at this time, this bastard would definitely have more truths waiting for him.
As a father, he must establish an accurate view of gender for his ten-year-old child, so he took off Yun Luan's few clothes, hugged his bare buttocks and prepared to go for a walk in Luoyang City.
lock up.
At the same time, this is also a way to detect the child's view of gender shame.
Fortunately, Yun Luan screamed like a pig being slaughtered. When Yun Guan came over, he covered his front with one hand and his back with one hand, feeling extremely ashamed.
When Yun Guan saw the naked Yun Luan, he felt ashamed. He immediately covered his eyes with his hands. Of course, his fingers were splayed wide, and his round eyes were completely exposed.
After putting on shorts for his son, Yun Luan angrily beat his father who had made him look embarrassed with his fists, very hard. Unfortunately, his fists were weak and weak, and they had no lethality when they hit his father's hard body.
After beating my father a few times and howling twice, he ran away with Yun Guo Guan.
This is the best benefit he can get at the moment.
Taiping rushed into the Yun family's house on a white pony, followed by fifty or sixty palace servants and eunuchs. Taiping's little face was red, he came to the atrium without courtesy, and faced the trousers and topless man.
Yun Luan shouted: "Let's go horse racing."
Yun Luan said: "If you are so rude, you will easily be beaten to death in the future."
Taiping frowned and said, "Who dares?"
Yun Luan said: "I don't know. Anyway, the fate of those who said this in the history books was not very good. You are Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty, and you will also enter the history books in the future. So, don't say such things in the future, don't be like Wei Yan of the Shu Han Dynasty.
As soon as he said this, his head was chopped off by Ma Dai. "
He still respected the knowledge Taiping, so he nodded and said: "Okay, I won't talk about it anymore, Yun Luan, let's go horse racing."
Yun Luan pulled Yun Guo Guan, who was always tugging at his trousers, out from behind and blocked him in front of him, and said to Taiping: "You are competing with Gui Guan. I am a man and I only compete with men."
Just when Taiping hesitated, Yun Guanguan whispered: "Who said women can't do what men do? Think of Princess Pingyang."
Although Yun Guan's voice was low, Taiping could hear it clearly. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said to Yun Luan: "Yes, who said women are inferior to men!"
Yun Guan looked back at Yun Luan, a trace of pride flashed in his eyes.
Yun Luan originally wanted to ask Taiping if he dared to be topless like him. After thinking about it, he felt that the consequences would be serious, so he said to Taiping: "My family is full of tall horses, and there is no such pony."
Taiping pinched his lips and whistled, and the palace attendants behind him brought two ponies of various colors. Yun Luan immediately jumped on one horse, and Yun Guan also jumped on another pony. The three of them
He turned around and left Yunshi.
The pony couldn't run very fast and was very bumpy. Yun Luan's uncovered fat body undulated like waves. She looked at Tai Ping and laughed, and sometimes she even came over to give it a squeeze.
"Your flesh is bound by clothes. If you don't wear clothes, your flesh will tremble. You don't know, it's so comfortable. Oh, you can't do it. You are a woman and you can't enjoy the coolness of our men."
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Yun Guanguan said to Taiping full of expectations: "Princess just said, who said women are inferior to men?"
Taiping sneered and said to Yun Luan and Yun Guan: "If you want to see my body, go ahead and dream about it. Come here!"
Following Taiping's shout, more than a dozen palace eunuchs gathered around him.
Just when Yun Guang Guan rolled his eyes and wanted to run away, Yun Luan looked at Tai Ping provocatively.
Suddenly there was a cunning look in Taiping's eyes, and he pointed at Gong'e in front of him, and the eunuch said: "Take off your clothes and run away!"
Yun Luan, who originally wanted to watch the excitement, heard what Taiping said, and immediately wailed: "If it doesn't work, I will be beaten to death by my father."
Taiping laughed and said: "This is what you will get for teasing me. Take off your clothes and run away!"
Seeing those quail-like eunuchs, when Gong'e began to take off her clothes, Yunluan and Yunguan urged their ponies to flee.
When Taiping saw the two running away, he laughed and said: "Run there, stop for me."
Yun Luan and Yun Guan Guan ran faster, so Tai Ping chased them on horseback. In an instant, they ran far away, leaving only a group of palace ladies and eunuchs who could not take off their clothes or not, staying where they were.
Just when I thought my mother's fracture was the worst thing that could happen, I was diagnosed with lung cancer. She has been suffering from anger for the past few days and her lips are full of blisters. Please forgive me for the unstable update.