"You have to come back early, you have to come back beautifully, you have to come back with rich gifts, otherwise, my mother will marry me another woman. There are many, many old women coming to see me at home these days...
You must be self-aware... The only way you can marry me is if you are good enough...so good that my mother will forget your bad life experience and the bad things you are doing now...
Now I follow the old fairy to treat all kinds of women and dolls all day long... The dolls are better, but they are noisier... The women are very disgusting. I can't figure out how a person can stink to that extent...
Many women will die if they cannot give birth to children, so I invented a clamp that can clamp the child's head and drag it out of the mother's body... The old god said that I was very smart, but in fact, it was because I didn't want to
Use your hands like an old fairy...
I have grown half a foot taller, and I look a little thinner. You'd better be taller too. My mother-in-law doesn't like women who are as short as winter melons... Don't worry, I wear a Taoist robe all day long... Although it's still hard to hide it.
Charming...but I ignore those little ladies who come around..."
Yun Luan wrote a letter to Yun Guan by the dim candlelight.
He missed the days when Yun Guan Guan was around. With Yun Guan Guan around, he could say many things to Yun Guan Guan that he could not say to his parents, brothers and sisters, and Yun Guan Guan had never mentioned these rebellious words to others.
Thinking of Yun Guanguan's kindness, Yun Luan rubbed his eyes, folded the letter and stuffed it into the envelope. He burned a little fire paint and poured it on the envelope. Before the fire paint solidified, he pressed his Yunqi Lieutenant's seal on the fire paint.
Go down.
After carefully blowing the fire paint with her mouth to cool it, Yun Luan reluctantly handed the letter to her sister's maid, Pingguo.
"Remember to put it away, don't fold it, and keep it out of the water. Remember to wrap the gift I gave to the shepherd in oil paper. I heard that there are many monkeys in the southwest, so don't let the monkeys snatch it away..."
Apple didn't understand that the second young master, who had always been indifferent to her, could be so clingy at this time, so he quickly said: "The young lady has told the shopkeeper to take care of all the young master's things and hand them over intact to the young lady."
After hearing this, Yun Luan finally felt relieved. After thinking about it, he found a gold coin from the drawer and handed it to Apple, asking her to pass it on to the shopkeeper who sent the letter and things.
Yun Jin picked up the letter from her brother to Yun Guanguan and looked at it by the candlelight. She couldn't see anything. She kneaded it carefully and found that the letter paper inside was very thick. Finally, she looked at the wax paint on the seal and hesitated.
She really wanted to know what her brother had said to Yun Guoguan, and she couldn't figure out how they could have so much to say, so that whenever Yun's shopkeeper went to the southwest, a letter would come to him.
In the end, she collected her brother's letters into a cowhide tube containing important letters and documents, sealed it with wax and gave it to Apple, asking her to take it to Shopkeeper Guo.
Yun's second-level shopkeeper Guo Feng went to the southwest this time to develop batik, tie-dye, and indigo material collection in the southwest. This kind of business is not considered a big business for the Yun's, so the reason why he sent a second-level shopkeeper there is,
The main reason is that this guy Li Chengxiu was finally kicked out of the British government by the Li family.
It's ridiculous to say that Li Chengxiu, as the official heir to the Duke's Palace, has no place in the Palace. Now, even the title of Duke of England has nothing to do with him.
A courtyard with three acres of land, a Qingchao Captain, a fifth-rank prince and a middle-aged prince, and a farm of 500 acres outside the city were all the inheritance that Li Chengxiu received from the Duke Ying's Mansion.
It can be said that in the family struggle, Li Chengxiu suffered a complete defeat. He also had a quarrel with the rest of the Li family over the family business. Not only was he expelled from the family, but his name on the family tree was also written off.
Because the house was an abandoned house, it was difficult to live in it. During this period, Li Chengxiu stayed at Yun's house. Since he had no family business, Yun Jin used Li Chengxiu's salary money to help him open up a small business so that he could support his family in the future.
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When Pingguo came back, Yun Jin asked, "Has Junior Brother Chengxiu gone to bed peacefully?"
Pingguo shook his head and said, "No, I just saw him drinking in the pavilion with the eldest son and Mr. Huan."
Yun Jin put on his big cloak and said, "Let's go take a look."
Li Chengxiu, Yun Jin, and Wen Huan were drinking from a hot pot when they saw Yun Jin wearing a white fox fur coat.
Wen Huan immediately said to Yun Jin, "Let's go, both of us."
Yun Jin looked at his sister and said, "Don't go too far."
Yun Jin said coldly: "The reason why Junior Brother Chengxiu has fallen into this situation has a lot to do with you two bad friends."
Wen Huan laughed and said: "Junior Brother Chengxiu is now naked and has no worries. This is a good situation that I have longed for, but you actually said that Junior Brother Chengxiu is pitiful.
Pity him, you took all his money and used it to do some bullshit business, making him unable to even pay for the drinks."
Yun Jin said coldly to Wen Huan: "I hope this is the last time that you will say that you want to go to a brothel to drink. If you do it again, don't blame me for being cruel."
Yun Jin quickly said: "We went to the brothel just to watch the singing and dancing, listen to the music and drink, nothing else."
Yun Jin also said coldly to her brother: "I heard that you claimed to be a celebrity in the brothel, and Wen Huan also imitated Aye's wine singing. Do you have Aye's talent? How dare you go there and howl... Qian Jin
Dispersed and come back again.
Are you worthy?
Junior Brother Chengxiu’s daughter’s money has been completely dispersed, but where is the money back? Take it out and show it to me!”
Yun Jin was very shameless after being told by the girl, so she clicked her lips and said: "Let's break up, I'm going to have a rest. I will go to Xingqing Palace tomorrow morning to continue working as a secretary to His Majesty."
After that, he left in a hurry. Seeing Yun Jin leave, Wen Huan poured the unfinished wine on the table into his mouth, raised his hand towards Li Chengxiu and ran away.
Yun Jin sat across from Li Chengxiu who was drinking silently and said softly: "This is what I am like, you have to think clearly."
Li Chengxiu smiled and said: "I'm just like this, you have to think clearly."
Yun Jin frowned and said, "You can't get ahead until all those losers in Duke Ying's Mansion are dead."
Li Chengxiu said: "It doesn't matter if you don't get ahead. I just ask if you are willing to live a life with me without much glory and wealth."
Yun Jin said: "I am enjoying the glory and wealth right now, and I don't feel how important this thing is."
Li Chengxiu stretched out his hand to hold Yun Jin's little hand on the table and said, "After all, it was you who lost."
Yun Jin shook his head and said: "Don't say anything in front of me that you have failed me, and don't be humble to me in everything because you feel you have failed me. Yun Chu's daughter is more powerful than you imagine. Any grievance and tolerance are just
Humiliate me Yun Jin."
Li Chengxiu smiled and said: "Looking at the world, I may be the only one who is barely worthy of you. The rest are insignificant."
A smile appeared on Yun Jin's face, and she said to Li Chengxiu: "When Aye is busy for a while, you can go and propose marriage."
Li Chengxiu sighed and said, "This beating is inevitable no matter what."
Yun Jin hugged Li Chengxiu's big hand and said, "Aye is very reasonable and won't embarrass you."
Li Chengxiu said: "Master sees any man who wants to marry his daughter as a wolf cub, and he may not be beaten even after a beating."
Yun Jin said: "I have a cold temperament, and I don't know what you see in me."
Li Chengxiu changed seats but did not sit down, because at some point Yun Luan had already sat next to Yun Jin, looking at Li Chengxiu fiercely like a wolf cub...
Yun Chu was sitting in the study, playing the guzheng with jing-dong, jing-dong sounds. It didn't take long for the originally chaotic jing-dong sounds to gradually become a tune.
Yu Xiurong, who was taking off her makeup, listened to it for a while and then said to her husband: "What tune is it? I can't hear it. Is it a new one created by my husband?"
Many scales do not belong to the five tones, and are not included in Bian Gong and Bian Zheng. It cannot be considered serious. This kind of composition is too light and does not suit the status of the husband."
Yun Chu chuckled and said: "Gongyin represents stability and solemnity, Shangyin represents fairness and justice, Jiaoyin represents bravery and determination, Zhengyin represents brightness and enthusiasm, Yuyin represents softness and grace, and Biangongyin represents mystery and harmony.
It has the characteristics of plaintiveness, while the change of Zhengyin has the characteristics of passion and generosity.
But time and emotions are the most changeable, and sounds should also be ever-changing. If nothing else, even when you and I are in love, your screams surpass these seven tones!"
After hearing what her husband was saying, Yu Xiurong no longer cared about these dirty talk in the boudoir, and said: "Etiquette, music, etiquette comes before music."
Yun Chu fiddled with the guzheng and said, "The baby is born after you wake up."
Yu Xiurong strolled over, hugged Yun Chu's shoulders with her warm and fragrant body, and said, "It's a good thing, but my husband always behaves like this in metaphors. I noticed that my husband doesn't seem to like anything with rules."
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So, do you hate rules, or do you hate..."
Yun Chu, who had always loved old women, could not withstand such teasing. He held the old woman under his ribs with his backhand and went to the inner house.
In Chang'an in February, there is basically no snow left. The snow that fell in the first two days is basically invisible after dawn. Some traces of snow can only be seen in dark places.
The snow could not hold back, but the plum blossoms were blooming vigorously. While spending time with his wife, Yunchu also wrote a song to flatter the emperor. He believed that the emperor would definitely fall for this trick.
Because this piece of music is much more sensational than Li Bai's poem "The water in the Peach Blossom Pond is a thousand feet deep, not as deep as Wang Lun's sending me love".
After Yu Xiurong listened to it several times, she always felt retching, which almost made Yun Chu mistakenly think that she was pregnant.
To be honest, flattering a Shangguan is a skill that every local official must master. If you flatter a Shangguan well, the officials in the local area under your jurisdiction will have an easier life. Likewise, the lives of the people will also be easier.
It will be much better.
Otherwise, if you make the superior official unhappy, there will be apportionment and corvée work, which will interrupt your original plans and make you give up the key things you have to do to get busy with sanitation or clearing out the countryside.
If the subordinate officials do not have the ability to change this bad trend, it is best to follow the crowd. You are a local official, and your duty is to benefit the people under your rule and reduce their burdens, rather than fighting for your own dignity at the expense of the people's welfare.
Li Zhi can bring great benefits to Chang'an. As long as he stays in Chang'an for one more day, Yunchu will be able to use his power to the maximum. During this period of time, he can do things that were impossible, difficult, and impossible to do before.
Everything was done.
The great things that can be accomplished in this period of time will exceed the sum of the great things that have been accomplished in the past few years.
This is the famous fox-fake-tiger-power method in officialdom!
For an official who is in charge of the administration, the most important thing is to have no dirt in his eyes and a good character. Such a person can be a law enforcement officer or a supervisor, but he cannot be an administrator.
A good administrator only needs to be worthy of the country at the top and the people at the bottom. Whether he is worthy of himself or not is not included in the assessment.
The emperor will give a banquet in two days' time, and the banquet will be held at the Calyx Tower. The main reason is that the performance area on the first floor is very spacious, which is enough for the emperor to entertain enough guests.
The most important thing is that there is a huge wine pool in the building, where guests attending the banquet can drink.
Of course, the wine in the wine pool is either grape wine or various rice wines. To be honest, strong wines like Antivirus produced by Yunshi. Except for some warriors who like it, basically this kind of wine is still popular in the Tang Dynasty.
Can't get on the table.
What the celebrities of the Tang Dynasty wanted to drink was the drunken intoxication symptoms that alcohol brought to them. They liked to be wild, drunk and singing, and achieve the feeling of unity between man and nature that they achieved in an instant.
Either you can drink a lot of anti-toxic drugs and drink a lot of wine, or you will be as drunk as a dead pig and you will not even know if you kill it, or you will vomit like a human-shaped shower head, which has no sense of beauty at all.
Yunchu would naturally discuss with the emperor how to use wine at the emperor's banquet. If the emperor was willing to stay up all night for the banquet, then use grape wine or rice wine. If the emperor only planned to go through one process, Yunchu planned to use his own antivirus.
medicine.
Li Zhi might be used to moderation, so he decided to use a large amount of sweet grapes in the wine pool and mix it with some potent anti-toxic drugs.
Looking at Li Zhi's narrow face, Yun Chu knew that in the first half of tomorrow's feast, the emperor wanted a peaceful, glorious and majestic scene, while in the second half, the emperor wanted a scene of dancing demons.
In view of this, Yunchu decided to add some sugar to the grape wine to cover up the overly strong alcohol smell of the antiseptic.
The sweet-tasting liquor can make people forget themselves as they drink it. Yunchu has a deep understanding of this aspect.
Yun Chu once again rejected Li Si's suggestion to perform a dance for her father, and did not allow her to participate in Gongsun's sword dance. Anyway, Yun Chu did not agree with Li Si going to see Li Zhi now.
The next day was a sunny day, the weather in Chang'an was slightly cold, the plum blossoms were in full bloom in the Xingqing Palace, the apricot blossoms began to appear buds, and the spring wattle began to have light green buds, everything seemed just right.
It's a good day for a big feast.
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