Chapter 209 The best food conference in the world (6)
The emperor was seduced by Li Ji and had nothing to do with his king Li Shen!
This was the news that made Li Shen the happiest after learning that the emperor was coming, not to mention that he personally watched the emperor enter Jinchangfang surrounded by a large group of military generals.
And he, Li Shen, doesn't know anything. He is here to be the guest of honor for Yun Chu today, and he can also let the guests in the hall see that he, Li Shen, is at Yun's house and not watching the fun.
When she returned to Yun's house, the bride had already stepped over the brazier, stepped over the saddle, worshiped heaven and earth, and worshiped heaven and earth again. Finally, the couple bowed to each other, and the bride cut a lock of hair from the groom's and bride's heads, mixed them and braided them.
Make two small braids and give them to the groom and the bride. They are called hair knots.
The bride has been helped by a group of women to the bridal chamber and enthroned on the bed, while the groom needs to stay and feast with the guests.
Li Shen, who was far more lively than usual, jumped up on a table, raised his wine bowl and said: "A family with a strong reputation is also called a virtuous person. When joy comes, a beautiful feast is held at the door. The twin jade joints praise the beautiful family, and the six jade should be combined to create a good relationship;
The girl is as beautiful as the colorful clouds, and the man is graceful and graceful. He is afraid that he will lose the honor, so he congratulates her first, and writes a poem about soup cakes about next year.
Come, gentlemen, drink and win!"
Although the guests from the Yun family were of low status and completely inconsistent with the status of Prince Li Shen, however, less than a mile away from the Yun family, there was a group of the most noble people in the world.
Although these people were not here for the wedding, they were in line with Li Shen's wishes at this time. The emperor was having fun and he was the guest of honor. Although they were not together, it made Li Shen extremely satisfied.
The crowd's laughter finally woke up Pei Xingjian. He slowly opened his eyes and couldn't help but hug his head, which was so painful that it seemed like it was about to split.
After groaning a few times, he saw Gongsun coming over with a kettle, pinching open his mouth and pouring water into his mouth like watering flowers. Pei Xingjian was so thirsty at this time that he couldn't care about anything else and drank the whole kettle in one breath.
Shui then said to Gongsun: "Why is it you?"
Gongsun Duan saluted Pei Xingjian solemnly and said: "Yes, yes, this little girl is just a singer and is not worthy of serving County Magistrate Pei. I will resign now."
Pei Xingjian held his head and said, "You know I don't mean to dislike you."
Gongsun smiled and said: "On the bed, I really can't feel the disdain of Mr. Pei Lang. It's just that after the wind and rain stop, Mr. Pei always has a little dissatisfaction in his heart. I know this."
Pei Xingjian frowned and said, "If you were the daughter of a good family, I would have married you long ago."
Gongsun laughed sadly, saluted Pei Xingjian and said, "I'm going to retire."
After that, she hugged the teapot and left. She felt that this was the last time she would meet Pei Xingjian.
Just last night, she was still throwing herself at him, crying, scolding, and beating him, and imagined that this heartless man could be nicer to her. Now it seemed that it was all her fantasy.
Pei Xingjian shook his head vigorously, pondered for a moment, and realized that he had fallen into Yun Chu's trick.
I wanted to roll over from the bed, but I felt that there was no pain anywhere in my body. Even my meridians seemed to be corroded. If I moved even slightly, my whole body would throb in pain.
As an expert, Pei Xingjian knew that at this time, he should take small steps and walk slowly, waiting for the meridians to open up before he can return to his original state.
He called his attendant's name several times, but no one responded.
Pei Xingjian struggled out of bed, found a urinal and solved it happily. He endured the severe pain in the back of his head and walked to the door step by step. When he passed by the bronze mirror, he glanced at it and was immediately attracted by this.
He was shocked by the tragic situation. His eye sockets were sunken, his face was blue, and his eyes were yellow. He looked like he was drunk too much.
After struggling to the edge of the well, he took out a bucket of water from the well, poured it all into a large wooden basin, and then plunged his head into it.
The well water in September was freezing cold. Pei Xingjian soaked his head in the water until his mind gradually became clearer. Then he raised his head and shook off the water drops from his hair. Pei Xingjian shouted: "Yunchu dog thief——"
Seeing the plump Hu Ji falling from the low table and tearing her shirt, revealing a big snow-white bear, Li Zhi was dumbfounded. It was not until the Hu Ji hurriedly hugged the bear and fled in embarrassment that Li Zhi said to Li Yifu:
"This country dance is quite interesting."
Li Yifu said with a smile: "Your Majesty is absolutely right, if the egg is broken, the yolk will always flow out."
"Hahaha" Li Yifu's answer made Li Zhilongyan very happy.
This scene fell into the eyes of Li Ji and others, and they all gritted their teeth. Li Ji, Su Dingfang, and Zheng Rentai couldn't do this kind of flattering thing, but Liang Jianfang was a bastard who could do it.
, stupid things like this woman is really coquettish, have no ability to turn decay into something magical.
Let him say one more thing, and this old bastard will play the drum for the emperor and present a song "A Man's Journey".
If this continues, the efforts of my group will become a foil for this treacherous official.
However, not far away, there were more civil servants still watching, especially Yuan Tiancheng, the left minister of the household department, holding a huge bamboo basket in his arms, waiting for the emperor's call at any time.
"Find Yunchu and Di Renjie for me."
Li Ji was sitting on a stool. Due to his status, he could not communicate with the emperor, a young man of his generation.
I think back then, when Emperor Taizong was still there, a group of old brothers drank and sang. Panheng Qinglou Jiaofang was not without them. Emperor Taizong was an unobstructed hero. He opened his clothes to reveal his dark chest hair and hugged his breasts from left to right.
The singer ate big mouthfuls of meat, drank big bowls of wine, and when she felt like it, she would dance gracefully surrounded by these beasts.
Looking back on the past, Li Ji couldn't help but feel sad. As long as Taizong was around, he wouldn't be so bothered. He could just go into battle and kill the enemy, without paying any attention to his back, let alone those rumors.
"Go and bring Yun Chu to me. Even if he has already entered the bridal chamber, pull him out."
This was the second time in a quarter of an hour that Li Ji asked to summon Yun Chu to come out.
In a short time, Yun Chu, Di Renjie, and Wen Wenwen arrived hand in hand. Li Ji pulled Yun Chu over, pointed at Li Yifu who was whispering to the emperor, and said, "Drive that nasty ghost away."
Yun Chu was angry when he saw Li Yifu now. It was this bastard who, after selling his bones to the Imperial Medical Office, told the court that he wanted to turn all the corrupt officials in the world into bones and sell them to the Imperial Medical Office or medical clinics.
It was this confrontation that made him a completely hated existence in the officialdom of the Tang Dynasty, and he was even called a cruel official by those who were interested.
Since he was unkind, Yunchu would naturally not let him take advantage of all the good things.
Under the anxious eyes of Liang Jianfang and others, Yun Chu came to Wu Mei who came out with a curtain, saluted and asked: "How is Zhaoyi's health?"
Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu through the curtain and said: "Don't bother with your evil intentions. Those old generals are like resentful women. Those who are far away are weak and resentful, and those who are close are resentful. You don't want me to help you."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I just haven't seen Prince Hong for a long time. I miss you a little and have no intention of getting close to your Majesty. Your Majesty also seems to dislike me. I get scolded every time I meet."
Wu Mei snorted and said: "How many people can be scolded by His Majesty and still escape unharmed?
This is your blessing, not a reason for you to resent His Majesty."
Yun Chu frowned and said, "Your Majesty also understands that His Majesty scolds His Majesty out of love and care. However, wouldn't it be better to do more things that make His Majesty happy and suffer less scolding?"
Just when the generals hated Yun Chu for not going to show off his talent in front of His Majesty and draw His Majesty's attention to them, they risked the rudeness to talk to His Majesty's concubine. It was really rude.
Only Li Ji and Su Dingfang laid their eyes on Wu Mei for the first time and showed contemplation.
Soon, Li Zhi's eyes began to drift towards Yun Chu and Wu Mei, especially when he saw that Wu Mei and Yun Chu seemed to be having a pleasant conversation, so he came over and looked at Yun Chu and said: "No need to be polite, I
This time it’s an unannounced visit in the Bailongyu suit.”
Yunchu looked around and found that there was no common people in the area of ten feet around Li Zhi. Even the common people ten feet away did not look like common people.
When Li Zhi saw Yun Chu looking around, he smiled and said, "Don't ruin your business. Keep singing and dancing. I still want to see it."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "It will be another hour before the most beautiful singing and dancing will begin. At that time, thousands or tens of thousands of people will sing together, which is earth-shattering. Is Your Majesty interested in dancing among the crowd?"
Li Zhi nodded and said: "It's good, but I'm afraid the ministers won't agree."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "Your Excellency is on the left, Duke Yanmen is on the right, the ministers are in front, Your Majesty is in the middle, and then Duke Zheng will be your Majesty's queen. They are all heroes who have fought among thousands of troops for many years. We have to protect them."
, Your Majesty will be able to fully appreciate the carnival of the common people."
Before Yun Chu could finish what he said, Liang Jianfang said scornfully: "You are telling the truth when you say that Mr. Ying, Mr. Zheng, and I are heroes who have been among thousands of troops for many years. It's just that you don't want to be included in the truth. It's like a good one.
A disgusting person like mouse excrement suddenly appeared in the white rice.
When I was outside the city of Qiuci, I didn't see you galloping among the Turkic armies. Instead, I saw you being chased by the Turks until you had no way to go to heaven and no way to the earth, and you were shot like a hedgehog by people's bows and arrows.
If I hadn't sent someone to take action, you would have died long ago, and it would be your turn to talk shamelessly here."
Yun Chu clicked his lips without making a sound. He secretly swore in his heart that if he helped this fool again in the future, he would be killed by a headlong collision.
If it is clearly a sedan chair carrying people, then Ying Gong and Zheng Gong have never galloped in the army. They are all commanders. The only one who does not go to the front line is you, an old killer. Because you can't command an army, this is the only one.
He was put into a death squad to fight for his life in the rebel army.
Li Zhi was obviously about to die from laughter. If Wu Mei hadn't been there to support him, he would have rolled all over the floor.
Li Ji was very satisfied with Yun Chu's action. With a slight wink, those veterans who were very familiar with troop formations just changed their positions. When Li Yifu realized what he was doing, he found that he was already outside the crowd.
Even so, there were still more people moving in front of him.
In just an instant, Li Yifu was already ten feet away from the emperor, standing together with the minions of the Jinwu Guard and the Wu Guard.
The swing went up to the sky with a whoosh in front of the emperor's eyes. Everyone looked up and watched. A flash of flesh light disappeared in an instant. Wu Mei lowered her head and let out a sigh, which made Li Zhi laugh even louder.
Qiuniang, who had long realized that something was wrong, decisively tore off Seventeenth Niang's obscene pants, leaving only the crotch cloth. If Seventeenth Niang hadn't fought tooth and nail to protect her, she wouldn't have been able to keep even this piece of cloth.
That was it, Qiuniang still chased her out and shouted anxiously.
"Take it off, take it off. If you take it off this time, you will have to take it off countless times in the future. Why don't you understand, you damn girl... Take it off."
Perhaps Qiuniang's words had an effect. Qiuniang swung the swing until it was almost as level as the horizontal bar. At this time, instead of saying that she was swinging, it was better to say that this little woman was already working hard.
The colorful clothes on my body fell off one by one. Finally, with a sudden change of heart, I even tore off my obscene clothes. I was naked from the waist up. When the swing reached the highest point, I jumped down with open arms, and then rolled in the air.
Finally, like a mermaid, she plunged into the deep water barrel with a diameter of only two meters, without much splashing.
"Okay! Reward!" Li Zhi shouted loudly. This was the first time he had seen such a wild and beautiful acrobatic act.
The left minister of the household department came over quickly with a basket filled with bamboo chips. Li Zhi didn't even look at it. He took the basket and threw it into the basket specially given to the Seventeenth Mother. With a clatter, countless bamboo chips were thrown into the basket.
It was immediately covered with bamboo baskets.
After Li Zhi and his group left, Qiuniang jumped up and down to the big bucket. She climbed on the wall and looked at the pale Qi Niang and said: "It's done, it's done, your jump is worth a thousand dollars."
, there are countless rewards, come two more times, this time the number one oiran will be yours."
Seventeenth Mother stretched out her trembling hands, grabbed Qiu Niang's clothes and said: "I hit the bucket, my leg may be broken..."
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