Chapter 52 The old god himself is a big pill that can cure all diseases.
The conflicts in the emperor's family were finally settled due to the emergence of Sun Simiao's cowpox technique. At the same time, Li Zhi also used the cowpox technique to prevent Wu Mei from offering sacrifices at the Fengchan Taishan Conference.
Li Hong felt that he could further become the emperor, but the emperor and the queen did not allow him to do so. Therefore, he can only be the prince for now.
For the three of them, this incident was just a small disturbance, but for Zhong Kui, it was a huge disaster.
Of course, for those corpses buried or discarded by the emperor's personal guards, their deaths seemed worthless.
Fortunately, God loved Zhong Kui and gave him the mind of a wise man and the body of a beast.
Although he was covered in scars, he still walked back to Zhongnan Mountain from Luoyang.
He did not dare to walk during the day because passers-by would always think that he was a mandrill, so he could only travel at night. Even so, there were rumors of the coming of a mandrill on the road from Luoyang to Chang'an.
It was reported by people who saw Zhong Kui walking on his way at night.
During the day, Zhong Kui could only huddle in the tomb and feed himself with a few offerings. At night, if he encountered an animal, Zhong Kui would catch it and feed it like a feather.
By the time he reached Mount Zhongnan, even he felt that he was less like a person and more like a ghost.
When Yun Chu and Wen Wen met Zhong Kui, he was eating meat. The meat was pork, but the pork he ate was extremely sloppy. He killed the pig, disembowelled it, and then threw the hair into the fire together.
After the pork skin is burnt black, it can be eaten with a knife.
The pork was charred black on the outside and a gorgeous pink on the inside. In just a moment, Yun Chu and Wen Wen saw that he had eaten more than two kilograms.
When Yunchu came, he brought a lot of delicious food, but unfortunately, Zhong Kui didn't even look at it. After this incident, Zhong Kui's appetite changed a lot.
Ghosts should eat blood. Only humans can eat the exquisite food that Yunchu brought.
Yin Erhu clearly stated what happened to Zhong Kui in his report. However, the two of them did not see Zhong Kui in the corpse pit and thought that Zhong Kui was already dead.
During the battle at Qixia Temple, among the Taoists, only Zhong Kui actually participated in the battle, and the target of his battle was the Queen's Thousand Niu Guards.
Fighting, fighting, another group of people came, obviously Hwarang disciples. After they came, they killed many Taoist priests without saying a word. Even though many Taoist priests had dropped their swords and surrendered, they still killed them with great vigor.
Until finally a group of men in black came and massacred them indiscriminately with crossbows.
He saw Ye Fashan surrendering, Zhang Guo surrendering, and Li Chunfeng surrendering. He fought hard to rescue them, but the few remaining soldiers took the opportunity to inflict many wounds on him and fell to the ground exhausted.
Until he was thrown into the corpse pit, Zhong Kui didn't understand who the Taoist sect had provoked, so that he would be hunted down by such a powerful group of warriors.
It can be said that if Zhong Kui is a ghost now, he is also a Hutu ghost.
"What should we do next?" Wen Wen was obviously seduced by Zhong Kui's greedy eating habits. He grabbed a chicken from the food box that Yun Chu brought and started to eat it.
He felt that Zhong Kui's eating appearance was full of wild beauty, so the way he gnawed the roast chicken also looked particularly rough.
"First find out whether I am a human or a ghost." Zhong Kui felt guilty when facing the two of them, so he ate extra much.
Facing someone like Zhong Kui, Yun Chu would naturally not complain about why he didn't discuss it with them before going to Luoyang.
After all, Zhong Kui is a completely free person. He also has his own ideas and goals. It is normal to talk about it or discuss it or not.
"Stop eating, you'll starve to death if you eat any more." Yunchu saw Zhong Kui still eating, so he handed over a wine bottle.
Zhong Kui took the wine bottle and took a long sip and then said to Yun Chu: "In the future, don't rely on your own martial arts skills to be careless. When a group of soldiers rush over, you won't be able to stop them without the weapons at hand.
I was able to escape death this time, probably because someone deliberately let me go, so you have to be careful in the future."
Yun Chu said, "The soldier who injured you was Qian Niu Guard, the person who killed those Taoist priests was Hwarang disciple, and the person who finally killed Qian Niu Guard, Hwarang disciple, and Taoist priests together was the emperor's personal guard, led by Zuo Chun
This dead eunuch is in charge.
Also, Zhang Guo was cut open by the emperor's order with a thousand-ox knife. Luo Gongyuan was also gouged open by a thousand-ox knife. Ye Fashan committed suicide by taking poison in order to leave a whole body. However, he was still ordered to be cut open by the furious emperor. Listen.
It is said that the corpses of these three people are still placed by the emperor in the Imperial Medical Office of Luoyang. The internal organs were eviscerated by the medical workers and stuffed with fragrant medicine. The emperor very much hopes that the three of them can be resurrected and come to trouble him. Zhong Kui,
Do you think this is possible?"
Zhong Kui shook his head and said, "No."
Rou Wen spat out a chicken bone and said with a smile: "Li Chunfeng said those three people have already entered the Immortal Class and will not come back."
Yun Chu said: "Do you hate the emperor?"
Zhong Kui shook his head and said: "The people sent by the emperor were not sent to kill me. I even had a chance to run away at the beginning, but I didn't run away myself and had to fight with the people in the temple. Only in the end did I realize that
I'm the only one who really wants to fight.
The emperor even spared my life when I was seriously injured and fell to the ground. You think, where do I have any reason to hate the emperor?"
Wen Wen glanced at Yun Chu and said, "This person's brain has been damaged."
Zhong Kui finally stopped eating pink pork, patted his head and said: "It's not that the brain is broken, it's that the world is broken.
When I tried my best to help Daomen reach a new level, they thought I was a useful fool.
When I defended the Taoist sect with my life, they knelt down and surrendered, watching me fight alone, and finally being thrown into a corpse pit like carrion.
When I felt that I deserved my death, I was lucky enough to survive and found out that whether I died or not had no effect on the outcome.
Back then, the emperor humiliated me in every possible way because of my ugly appearance, which made me lose confidence in the world, so I devoted myself to Taoism.
Now, Tao has left me covered in bruises and no one cares. Yunchu, from now on, just think of me as a fierce ghost, a ghost that can eat ghosts."
When a weak woman bursts into tears, it will always make people feel a bit of pity. When a handsome scholar bursts into tears, it will make people feel that this person is pitiful... Under normal circumstances, when a tall man with a beard bursts into tears,
When his face is covered with tears and tears are dripping down his steel needle-like beard, people's first reaction is to laugh.
However, Yun Chu and Wen Wen not only couldn't laugh now, but also had the urge to cry with Zhong Kui.
Zhong Kui cried so sincerely that he did not hide his sadness, letting his tears flow freely, and helplessly stretched out his hand towards Yun Chu, hoping that Yun Chu could save him again.
Yun Chu grabbed Zhong Kui's hand, sniffed and said, "Change your clothes, tidy up your beard and hair, and I will take you to see what the true Tao is."
Wen Wen took out an extremely sharp dagger from her sleeves with a smile, shook the dagger and said to Zhong Kui: "For so many years, I have always wanted to tidy up the messy beard on your face and the hair on your head that looks like tangled grass.
Suddenly, now, I finally have a chance."
So, under a tall and tall Chinese honey locust tree, Zhong Kui lay on a bamboo chair with his upper body naked, his whole head exposed outside the recliner. He gently washed Zhong Kui's beard and hair thoroughly with warm water, and stood there proudly.
Zhong Kui had knives on his head.
This dagger made of wootz steel lived up to its reputation, and hair and beard fell off wherever the blade passed.
Wen Wen picked up the dagger, put it in front of her mouth and blew it gently, and the stubble and hair residue on the blade fell naturally.
"Real blow-drying and hair-breaking! What is broken is the beard and hair of a real man like Idiot Zhong."
Yun Chu looked at Zhong Kui's hairless head and face, nodded and said, "After removing his beard and hair, Zhong Kui looks just averagely ugly. The reason why he looked so ugly before was because of his messy hair and
A full beard carries 60% of the responsibility."
Zhong Kui naturally doesn't care about his parents' nonsense about his body, skin, and appearance. At this moment, the only people he can truly trust are Yun Chu, Wen Wen, and Di Renjie. If these three people betray him again, he will definitely not continue to live.
Got the motivation to go down.
Therefore, as a top warrior, Zhong Kui didn't even blink when the sharp dagger in Wen Wen's hand passed over his head, throat, eyes and other parts with a deep chill.
When Wen Wenwen started to clean Zhong Kui's balls with warm water, she couldn't help but sigh: "Such a fool, if you don't bully him, I would really be sorry for my ideal of being a bad guy."
Zhong Kui rubbed his bald head with his scarred hands and said with a smile, "It's so cool."
Yunchu and Wenwen laughed together, not because of what Zhong Kui said, but because of his weird egg head. If Yunchu shaved his head, he would look like a braised egg, and if Wenwen shaved his head, he would be thought of as a little nun.
Only Zhong Kui's bald head is in a weird mountain shape, which is very unique.
However, it also made Zhong Kui's ugly appearance become weird and funny.
Therefore, when the three of them walked into Chang'an City, Zhong Kui attracted a lot of attention and was even pointed at.
Just this change made Zhong Kui extremely happy, because no one dared to take another look at him before, and every child would cry when they saw him.
It was good now. A beautiful girl in pink gauze lay in her father's arms, pointing at Zhong Kui's head and saying something unknown, which made the father and daughter giggle together.
Zhong Kui made a face at the little girl. The little girl still didn't cry, but instead laughed louder.
Speaking of which, the huge city of Chang'an has finally accepted Zhong Kui's ugliness. This is a sign of the magnanimity of a top city.
A person as smart as Zhong Kui will immediately understand that what Yun Chu said is actually this. He has hoped to integrate into the large group throughout his life. Now, he has at least achieved half of it and will no longer scare the children...
Although the weather is hot, there are many children on the street, and their goals are basically the same, they all go to Tai Hospital.
The old fairy spent all his personal savings and even packaged up and sold the house where he lived in order to cultivate cowpox.
Cowpox can only be found in the milk rooms of cows. For this reason, the old fairy got more than a hundred cows to specifically cultivate cowpox.
The left-behind mansion in Chang'an is very rich, Wannian, and the two counties of Chang'an are also very rich. It stands to reason that it is not impossible to raise some money for the old immortal to buy a cow.
Unfortunately, the government's credibility is not enough for the people to allow them to vaccinate their children.
Just the credit of the old god will do...
The old god was unwilling to pass on the crisis of failure to the government. He did everything himself. If he didn't have enough money, he would sell Lao He's house. If Lao He's money was not enough, he would sell the houses and property of other medical officers in the Imperial Medical Department.
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No one complained, and no one showed any dissatisfaction. There were even people vying for the opportunity to sell the property.
When Yun Chu, Zhong Kui, and Wen Wen arrived at Tai Hospital, the old immortal in a pure white robe was flicking his tongue and making strange noises in order to attract the attention of the child in front of him. With his left hand, he pinched
A small needle knife was dipped in a white jade bottle and quickly pierced the child's arm. Before the child could feel pain, the vaccination was over.
The old fairy took out a piece of pale yellow rock candy from the plate nearby and stuffed it into the child's already deflated mouth, then casually threw the used needle knife into the antiseptic medicine that made a small opening next to it.
After the child's parents thanked him profusely, the old god raised his head and said to the family of six waiting at the door: "Next."