When Yunchu left Xuanzang, he found that Master Guiji had organized many monks to fish.
Although it was just a casual instruction from Xuanzang, Guiji and the others took it as an order and carried it out. Judging from the gauze nets they used for fishing, even a small fish half an inch long could not escape.
"If these fish listen to Master Xuanzang's chanting for a long time, they will be born with spiritual wisdom. However, this pond is too small, which is not conducive to their practice. Amitabha, all things have animism, and they all have the opportunity to see the Tao from the spiritual mountain. I, the Buddha, are compassionate...
"
Yunchu fished out two large red-tailed carps over two feet long from the big wooden barrel and said to Master Guiji: "Take them back and release them yourself..."
Master Qiuji nodded and said, "It's also a good fate."
Yun Chu, who was carrying two carps home, was very moved. There was no way he could not help people like such a monk.
They are rich, kind, and live in their own Buddhist kingdom without disturbing the people of the world. Sometimes they are overflowing with compassion and want to save the world. If they can persevere and do not change their true intentions, they will exist in this world.
Definitely a good thing.
Yu Xiurong had been waiting at the back door for a long time, waiting for her husband to return. She thought that her husband might have gone to give Yun Jin some ideas about his future betrayal. When Yun Chu came in through the small door of the back garden, she found that he was holding two huge carp in his hand.
"These two fish overheard Master Xuanzang reciting sutras and were about to become sperm, so they were brought back to look for an opportunity to release them."
When Yu Xiurong heard that her husband didn't get to the point, she said angrily: "It just so happens that there are no fish in the kitchen. It would be best to let Sanfei make carp baked noodles and hold a memorial ceremony at the Five Zang Temple."
Yun Chu thought for a moment about the delicious taste of baked carp noodles, licked his lips and said, "It's also a way. I originally wanted to braise it."
"My husband didn't ask Master Xuanzang, what is Caiyun'er suitable for?"
Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong and said, "You, a mother, don't even know, why do you have to ask an old monk?"
"Don't dare to say nonsense, Master Xuanzang is a Buddha."
"You knew it was a Buddha, but you still made baked carp noodles from the fish raised by the Buddha?"
"Buddha is Buddha, fish is fish!"
Yun Chu shook his head. A woman with extreme double standards like Yu Xiurong would basically have no fate with Buddha in this life.
Instead of asking her to worship Buddha, she preferred to worship Master Xuanzang. Buddha could not bring her much benefit, but Master Xuanzang could.
In addition, she had always suspected that Master Xuanzang was her father-in-law, so she had no qualms about kneeling down to worship Master Xuanzang.
Two pots of baked carp noodles were prepared at home, one portion was eaten by the family, and the other portion was sent by Yunchu's servant to the county government office to invite Wenrou and Di Renjie to eat together.
It is rare to find fish contaminated with Buddha nature.
While disassembling the fish head, Yun Chu said to Wen Wen and Di Renjie: "Don't provoke Young Master recently. He doesn't want to harm anyone. He is just an old wolf protecting his cubs. There is no reason to explain."
Wen Wenwen spit out a fish tail from her mouth and said with a smile: "You haven't said whether the father-in-law is protecting his son, his grandson, or his great-grandson?
I sent people to check and found nothing."
Di Renjie took out a long thorn from his mouth and nodded: "There is no record from Po Wen, and there is no record in the official register. I don't know where Yinggong put the child's household registration, or even the Li family's clan.
Record."
Yun Chu tapped the table with his fingers and said, "Be kind."
"We can ignore who gave birth to the child, but we have to know."
Yun Chu took a sip of the slippery fish brain, took a sip of wine and said, "Master Xuanzang told me that you must be kind as a human being. It's better for us to be kind."
Gentle, Di Renjie nodded at the same time, even if he put down the investigation of the Yinggong Mansion.
"His Majesty has formulated a new reign name, named Linde, and it will be officially implemented in September. It seems that early next year, the Taishan Fengchan Ceremony will be officially held. Judging from the previous Fengchan Taishan Ceremony, the three of us are following
On the guard list, Yunchu is the most unlucky. He wants to be the emperor's personal attendant, and by then he should be able to get the title of regular knight attendant."
"Kilin has five phases: lion head, elk body, tiger eyes, antlers, and dragon scales, which represent the five virtues: benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom, and faith.
The horn of the unicorn is regarded as the most precious part and represents outstanding talent and wisdom.
Benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and trust, coupled with outstanding talents and wisdom, are the self-described words of His Majesty today.
I also heard that at this conferment ceremony, His Majesty will officially call himself the Emperor, and the Queen will be called the Queen.
I heard that this was proposed by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince. He said that in the past, His Majesty and the Empress called themselves the Emperor, and the Empress did not have the support of God's will, which was not considered glorious. This can be officially established through this conferment ceremony."
Wen Wen took a sip of wine and sighed: "For the sake of Yaxian, this guy is completely shameless. He doesn't even think about it. During the ceremony of consecration, His Majesty will face God directly. At this time, he will tell God that he is not only the Lord of the world, but also the Lord of the world."
He will be the Lord of Heaven. Could it be said that our Tang Dynasty is really so powerful that we don’t need God’s blessing?
Or does it mean that the person you educated has lost respect for heaven and earth?"
Yun Chu pointed to the sky outside the window and said: "This kind of thing can be done but not said. As long as you don't say it, God won't know."
Di Renjie craned his neck to look at Yun Chu and said: "The emperor may not believe it, but the ministers must believe it. The emperor did this to centralize power. The ministers hope that the emperor will believe in the way of heaven and be able to discipline himself.
However, it is also ridiculous. When the ministers cannot restrict the imperial power, they place their hopes on the sky. It is too illusory."
Wen Wen added: "A skilled craftsman from Chang'an City is said to have made the wooden cow and flowing horse made by Marquis Wu. It is said that it can walk on its own with just a push.
Should we go take a look later?"
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not of much value."
Gentle said in puzzlement: 'If wooden cows and stray horses really reappear, do you know how much animal power can be saved?"
Yun Chu continued to shake his head and said: "It's not that there are no carriages and horses that can drive automatically, but it requires a very profound knowledge of things. It cannot be made by a carpenter. This is obviously a liar."
Wen Wen sneered and said: "I don't have the ability to look beyond your head like you. As long as that carpenter can make a wooden cow and a horse that walks on its own, I am willing to call him a master."
Di Renjie also felt that Yun Chu was exaggerating, so he said: "Anyway, it only takes a few steps, so it doesn't matter if you look at it."
Yun Chu shook his head and said, "I'm going to take a nap, and you can go on your own. If it really meets your requirements, it's okay for me to follow you and call them master."
Wen Wen said angrily: "In the past, Lu Ban made wooden birds that flew in the air for three days and three nights. Now, it is not unusual for people to make wooden cows and horses that can walk on their own."
Yun Chu smiled and said: "I didn't say that there can't be anyone in this world who can't do anything stupid, but I said that with Datang's current understanding of the investigation of things, I shouldn't be able to create something that can really have practical value.
Let me tell you, there is no perpetual motion machine in this world, no matter how sophisticated the mechanism is, it cannot achieve perpetual motion."
"Why?"
"Because the law of conservation of energy does not allow it."
"What is the law of conservation of energy?"
"This is the Yun family's family tradition and will never be passed on to anyone else."
"What can this knowledge do?"
"It can make a cart run without cows and horses, and it can make a stone fly."
"Since it's your family's homeschooling, I won't ask. I'll just ask you, can my son learn it?"
"Of course your children are all my disciples, why can't they learn from me?"
"What else do you have at home?"
"You are going too far. Although we are as close as brothers, I will still fall out if you ask me this question."
Di Renjie and Wen Wen looked at each other, patted the table and said, "Okay, let's not ask. Let's go see the wooden cow and the horse that can walk on their own first. If what they make works, I will slap you in the face when I come back."
Yun Chu washed his oily hands after eating the fish head, yawned and said: "Go, go, look carefully, my face is right here, you are welcome to come and hit me."
Gentle and Di Renjie left in a hurry. The two of them were extremely unconvinced by the various miracles that Yun Chu had shown over the years.
It is obvious that Yun Chu's knowledge is not as good as the two of them. At best, it can only be regarded as mixed knowledge, and judging from Yun Chu's various performances, it cannot be regarded as proficient.
But it was Yun Chu who squeezed the two of them so much that they could hardly breathe.
Many times, Yunchu can tell the result immediately just by reading the beginning, once or twice. Who hasn't had a spiritual outbreak? However, spiritual intelligence can erupt more than ten times a day, which is very important.
It's too much.
Wen Wen, Di Renjie left, and Yunchu didn't go to bed, but went straight to his warehouse in the county government.
Only Yunchu himself has the key to this warehouse, and every year adventurers put a lot of things in it.
It's a lot of stuff and I can't see its use.
Yun Chu opened the warehouse and looked around. It was filled with stones of various colors, various liquids with pungent smells, various withered and yellow plants, and even some huge fish bones.
After Yunchu walked around the warehouse, he sighed and said: "With so many things missing, the Tang Dynasty people can't transcend the steam era and directly light up another technology tree, right?
However, it would be good to develop the steam engine to its limit, and even a steampunk Tang Dynasty would be good..."
Gentle, Di Renjie didn't come to slap him in the face for a long time, so Yunchu went back to the rest room and took a nap. When he woke up, the county government had already gone to work. Officials and clerks from various government offices were locking the hall to get off work. It was very bustling.
lively.
However, it was only lively for a short while, and the county government office immediately became silent.
Yun Chu washed his face and prepared to go home from work. At this time, Wen Wen and Di Renjie came back full of anger.
Seeing Yun Chu looking at them with bright eyes, the two of them took out a copper coin from their arms and threw it to Yun Chu with dark faces.
Yunchu caught it in the air, opened a wooden box on the desk, and threw two copper coins in.
Wen Wen heard the clanging sound of the coins being put into the box, and her lips twitched. The number of coins in the wooden box represented how many times he and Di Renjie had failed.
Yun Chu didn't ask about the result. In fact, there was no need to ask. Yun Chu had been doing this to stimulate Tang Dynasty people's interest in machinery. The wooden cow and flowing horse itself were something that came out only after he funded it. What kind of virtue is that thing? No one
It's clearer than him.
In short, that thing is a teaching toy made for Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi.
Wen Wenwen and Di Renjie didn't know about it before, but now that they know about it, they feel particularly humiliated.
"Zhong Kui has been sleeping with your aunt for more than a month, and she should be satisfied. If they don't get married yet, she will be suspected of being a hooligan." Seeing the two of them looking downcast, Yun Chu couldn't bear it, so he deliberately changed the topic.
Wen Wen looked up at Yun Chu and said, "Isn't it fun to play with the two of us?"
Yun Chu patted Gentle's shoulders and said: "This is just the beginning. When you two see the homework I left for the students, you two guys who are known as the heroes in the world know every word on it, but you don't
When you know what to say, that's when you really enjoy the humiliation."