Li Chengxiu blinked and saw the three young men clearly. He immediately grinned and said, "Since I am the oldest, I will be your boss from now on."
Wen Huan, who had a black spot on his nose, shook his head and said, "There is one who has nothing, so he is the boss."
Yun Jin punched Wen Huan in dissatisfaction.
Wen Huan pouted and said, "She just has nothing."
Yun Jin said angrily: "Sisi is a girl, don't talk about her like that."
Di Guangsi groaned and said, "Five years ago, when she led your sister to peek at us taking a shower, why didn't you say she was a girl?"
Yun Jin said: "We were still young at that time..."
Wen Huan sighed and pointed at Li Chengxiu: "Compared with his, ours seems smaller."
In just a few words, Li Chengxiu immediately fell in love with these three guys. At least, they were all good guys who had something to tell the truth, not cowardly cowards who were shy and shy.
"It doesn't matter. When I recover from my injuries, I won't be afraid of Li Si no matter how domineering she is. Women, hehehe, you have to clean up when you need to, so as not to poop and pee on the necks of us men."
Wen Huan looked at the ignorant Li Chengxiu with pity and said, "You are looking for death."
Li Chengxiu asked: "Can't she still beat me?"
Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu with disdain and said, "You hit a woman?"
Li Chengxiu said angrily: "Who wants to beat a woman in a good manner? If this woman is despicable and shameless, shouldn't she be beaten?"
Yun Jin said to Wen Huan and Di Guangsi, "Have you ever seen a despicable and shameless woman?"
Di Guangsi shook his head.
Wen Huan said: "The most despicable and shameless woman I have ever seen is Sisi."
Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said, "Have you seen it?"
Li Chengxiu fell silent, and the expression on his face changed, as if something bad was rising in his mind.
Yun Jin immediately changed the subject and asked, "Why is your place so big?"
Li Chengxiu felt his special part. Not only was it swollen and painful, but it was also very itchy, so he sighed and said, "If you ride a horse for forty days and run ten thousand miles, yours will be big too."
"Oh I got it."
Seeing the three people's sudden realization, Li Chengxiu suddenly felt a little ashamed, and encouraged them: "I have seen something called a hornet in Jiannan, which is the best way to ripen weak men."
Yun Jin looked at Wen Huan and Di Guangsi and said, "It's already April now. Queen Hornet starts to lay eggs in March and they hatch two days later. It takes about thirteen days from egg to pupa and it takes about 13 days to break out of the cocoon.
Ten days, and three more days to adapt, and the hornets will be ready to use."
Wen Huan nodded and said, "So, there are already hornets at Sisi's place. You can secretly go to her hive and get a few. We'll try it on him first. If the effect is good, we'll see."
Li Chengxiu looked at Yun Jin and said, "Why are there hornets in Li Si's place?"
Yun Jin said: "Sun Shenxian wants to use this thing to make wine. It is said to have miraculous effects on wind paralysis and rheumatism."
Li Chengxiu said: "That thing is very dangerous."
Wen Huan said: "It's not dangerous, just wear thick gloves and catch it..."
Before Yun Jin could move, Di Guangsi hurried out.
Li Chengxiu wanted to stop him, but when facing Yun Jin, Wen Huan's big bright eyes made him speechless.
Yun Jin said softly: "Sisi is the boss, do you have any objection to this?"
Li Chengxiu shook his head and said: "I would rather die than succumb to a woman..."
Wen Huan came over holding a candle. His face was pale when illuminated by the candlelight, and there was something indescribably weird about it.
Li Chengxiu couldn't help but glance at the maid who was sleeping soundly on the soft couch, and found that there was already a commotion here. This damn maid didn't make any movement at all, and she didn't say anything about calling an adult for him.
Yun Jin said that there were killer wasps in Li Si's place, so that means there really were. When Di Guangsi came in, he was holding a small gauze cage in his hand wearing thick gloves. There were really three gauze wasps in the gauze cage.
A huge black and yellow hornet. The largest one was over an inch long, and the two smaller ones were close to an inch in size. They were even fatter than the hornets Li Chengxiu saw in the jungles of southern Yunnan.
Especially when he saw the hornet's tail stinger constantly piercing the sarong, Li Chengxiu's heart felt cold.
This thing is as powerful as the Five Poisons in the Southern Yunnan Army. It is common to be stung to death by the fiercely poisonous hornets. It is said that three needles of this thing can sting a cow to death.
If he was really stung by these three little bastards who didn't know the heights of heaven and earth, Li Chengxiu felt that he might have a better future by joining the Baiqisi in the palace.
Seeing that Yun Jin was about to lift his quilt, Li Chengxiu immediately said: "It's not impossible for Li Si to become the boss, but she has to show her extraordinary side to convince the crowd."
Yun Jin pointed at the hornet and said, "The hornet is Sisi. This is her principle."
Li Chengxiu said angrily: "How can you intimidate me?"
Yun Jin said: "We are actually very reasonable. Generally, the minority obeys the majority."
Li Chengxiu groaned and said, "I am the minority, right?"
Yun Jin lifted Li Chengxiu's quilt and said, "When we discuss things, we usually pass them unanimously..."
Li Chengxiu saw that the teacup-sized sarong in Di Guangsi's hand was approaching his vitals. He wanted to struggle, but he heard Yun Jin's sinister voice ringing in his ears: "Stop struggling, in order to prevent you from getting a wound.
Dr. He fixed you up..."
The buzzing of the hornet was lingering around his crotch, and Li Chengxiu got goosebumps all over his body. When the buzzing of the hornet stopped, Li Chengxiu immediately said: "Wait a minute, I recognize Li Si as the boss."
Wen Huan returned the candlestick to its original place in disappointment, and said to Yun Jin: "I thought that the son of Duke Ying was a tough and unyielding hero, but I didn't expect that he would also give in."
Li Chengxiu gasped and said: "How do you think I, Aye, became a bandit in Wagang Mountain? How do you think I, Aye, became a general under Wang Shichong? How do you think I, Aye, became the British Duke of the Tang Dynasty?
All because of one sentence."
Yun Jin couldn't help but ask: "That sentence?"
Li Chengxiu said: "My Aye taught me when I was very young. If you keep the green hills, you won't be afraid of running out of firewood."
Hearing this, Wen Huan looked at Yun Jin and said, "It's exactly the same as what you, Aye, taught us."
Li Chengxiu said: "This is called heroes seeing the same thing."
Yun Jin said: "Yinggong and Aye are heroes, but you and I are not."
Li Chengxiu's eyes kept wandering around the sarong in Di Guangsi's hand. He originally wanted to fight back against Yun Jin, but his eyes suddenly condensed and he said in a trembling voice: "Why are there only three hornets left in the sarong?"
Two?”
Before Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi could react, San Fei, who was sleeping peacefully on the edge of the soft couch, let out a scream, followed the sound of the wind, and flew away from the tent...
At the same time, Yun Jin and Wen Huan also rushed into the night quickly, and Di Guangsi, who was holding the hornet in his hand, threw away the sarong and rolled out of the tent.
The sarong was broken, and the three hornets inside flew out. Li Chengxiu looked at the hornets flying around the candle and seeking death and murmured to himself: "This is a killing move that kills ten thousand enemies and damages oneself eighty thousand."
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The wings of the hornet were burned by the candle, and they turned into three crawlers crawling on the table. Even so, they still tried hard to get closer to the candlelight and scrambled to climb up the candle.
Li Si came over and grabbed the three hornets that were stuck to the candle. He was heartbroken. This nest of hornets has produced 129 hornets this year. Now the three strongest ones have been destroyed. Where?
He was willing to let go of the four culprits including Li Chengxiu.
Li Chengxiu watched Li Si chasing down the three guys with a stick, and felt confused. He felt that passing into a coma would be the best option, so as not to be humiliated later.
He said to San Fei who was running back: "Excuse me, please help me pull up the quilt and cover my face. I want to sleep for a while..."
At dawn, Li Ji came again.
Seeing Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi waiting for Li Chengxiu to eat, I felt very happy. Especially when I saw Yun Jin and the others looking disheveled, I felt that my youngest son should be able to integrate into this small circle.
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Wen Huan fed a spoonful of chicken soup into Li Chengxiu's mouth and whispered: "You won't cry, will you?"
Li Chengxiu swallowed the chicken velvet and looked at Wen Huan with a half-smile.
Wen Huan carefully wiped Li Chengxiu's mouth and said, "It was you who suggested that we use Hutou Peak to make our lower parts bigger quickly."
At this time, Li Ji came over and said to Wen Huan: "Yes, yes, you are of the same age, so you should be friendly."
Wen Huan said shyly: "Brother Chengxiu is a very nice person. He woke up in the middle of the night and told us a lot of interesting things about southern Yunnan."
Li Ji stroked his white beard and said, "Although this call of brother Chengxiu has caused me to drop two levels of seniority for nothing, it doesn't matter, you young people can decide for yourself."
Wen Huan politely resigned and left the general tent to Li Ji and his son.
Li Ji carefully examined his youngest son's injuries and asked Li Chengxiu, "How do you feel?"
Li Chengxiu said: "Although southern Yunnan is a barbaric land, it is far less barbaric than this military tent."
Li Ji fed Li Chengxiu a spoonful of chicken soup and said with a smile: "That's why I acquiesced to the emperor to transfer you back from southern Yunnan. Moreover, your identity has been exposed. It is too dangerous to stay in southern Yunnan."
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However, this time you came all the way from southern Yunnan to Linzi non-stop. Although your body was damaged, the emperor had no reason to torture you anymore. If I step back and conceal the heir, it will be considered a thing of the past."
Li Chengxiu said: "I'm afraid my dedicated nephew will not give me a peaceful life."
Li Ji smiled and said: "Don't worry about him. Don't think that he will become lawless by abandoning the foundation he laid in Tuyuhun and secretly running back to the Tang Dynasty. Aye will take care of this matter."
Li Chengxiu said: "Don't kill him. Give him whatever he wants. I still say the same thing. I don't want things I didn't get with my own hands."
Li Ji shook his head and said: "You have to get used to accepting what Aye gives you, just like these boys from the Yun family, they never think that getting help from their elders is a shame.
On the contrary, their goal is to achieve the goal, and as for the process, they don’t care.”