Chapter 535 For the sake of Miss Chiba's affection
First of all, I would like to say that the big bump on Saji Zuoyama’s head cannot be removed no matter how hard it is. It is an eyesore. The main reason is that it hurts so much. It hurts so much. It hurts so much that I couldn’t sleep at night. I finally fell asleep.
If you turn over and touch it, you will wake up immediately from pain!
The medical officer was surprised when he saw it. Normally, the swelling caused by this kind of trauma would subside quickly, but Mr. Tiger, the swelling not only did not subside, but why did it get bigger and bigger?
It feels like it's going to explode.
He was told to apply some ointment to reduce swelling and blood stasis, but that didn't work, because no matter what kind of medicine it was, as long as it touched his swelling, he would scream in pain like a slaughtered pig.
It is said that he is also a martial arts practitioner and has been injured more than once, but he screamed loudly, which shows that the pain is quite intense.
Although the medical officer could do nothing, his injuries were still considered external injuries.
But the ninja Momogiro suffered internal injuries!
When he received the three injections of Shangguan Qiji, didn't he just have feces and urine flowing out?
It doesn’t matter if he is embarrassed in public, because after all, he is wearing a mask...
But the sequelae left behind really troubled him a lot.
Because the sphincter is always in a very relaxed state, whenever he feels the urge to defecate, it is too late.
Forget it, but the silver needles that Shangguan Qiji shot into his three acupuncture points, namely Tanzhong, Zifu and Xiadantian, remained in his body and could not be taken out.
It felt like he was working with the blood flowing in his veins, because from time to time he would feel the dull pain of needle pricks, which made his hair stand on end.
Fortunately, Shangguan Qiji didn't want to kill anyone at that time, so he shot him in the lower third. Otherwise, the three silver needles would have traveled to his heart and stabbed him alive!
It's sad enough to feel like it's stuck in your throat. Think about what it feels like to have three silver needles stuck in your body.
All in all it is unbearable.
As for Saburo Yokoto, he has the mildest symptoms. He just lost a whole mouth of teeth, and now his mouth is as deflated as that of an old lady. Needless to say, the most uncomfortable thing for him is that he can only eat porridge and soup every meal.
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The five-short figure who was originally very stout has become almost as thin as Xiao Ye these days.
I feel like I have no hope for living this day.
It was Ling'er who saw the virtues of the three of them and asked them kindly. After listening to them talk about their troubles, he pointed out a clear way for them to find the fat man.
That's right, it's the fat man who beat you like this.
So this time they formed a group to ask Shangguan Qiji for advice, and they really wanted to ask for advice.
"Not in the mood." How could Shangguan Qiji be in the mood to heal their wounds now? The wounds in his own heart were still bleeding freely!
I pity you, who the hell pity me?
"Fat man, they are all our own now, so just be generous and help me, even if it's for my sake." Xiao Chen said with a smile.
"By the way, you haven't paid me the one hundred and fifty taels of silver you owe me yet!" Shangguan Qiji suddenly remembered that this debt had not been settled.
I had received hundreds of taels of gold before, but I didn't care about this small amount of silver. Now I am in a state of poverty again. One hundred and fifty taels is a huge sum of money.
"Here, here, the one hundred and fifty taels are for beating people, can I give you another one hundred and fifty taels for saving people?" Xiao Chen agreed quickly.
"Let's round it up to five hundred taels." Shangguan Qiji pointed at Crossover Saburo and said, "I can give this bastard a tooth for money."
"Ah? Mr. Shangguan, do you know how to do dental work?" Saburo Yokoto was so surprised that he almost burst into tears!
"Even if your head falls off, I can make another one for you!" Shangguan Qiji said, "Let me tell you, I don't care about Xiao Chen's face or his money, but because of Qianye and me.
I only help you because of the friendship between the ladies. If you see Miss Chiba in the future, you must explain this to her, you know?"
We understood, and the three of us nodded hurriedly.
"Hey, hey, who is that? Let me use your lancet!" Shangguan Qiji glanced at Ling'er who was walking on the deck and hurriedly stretched out his hand to call her over.
"Aren't you going to jump into the sea, Fat Brother?" Ling'er strolled over and took out a lancet and handed it to him, "Why do you want to commit suicide instead?"
"Go, go! Don't mess with me, I'm so annoying!" Shangguan Qiji grabbed the lancet.
Ling'er just smiled, but the little parrot next to him had already become angry. His eyes widened with anger, and he opened his mouth to curse, "Fake Squid, you damn fat man!"
The little parrot only recognized Ling'er as its master, and no matter who it was, the others were not parrots. Even if Xiao Chen scolded Ling'er twice, the parrot would add insult to injury.
"Oh, I'll kill you, you flat-haired beast!" Shangguan Qiji grabbed it, put the knife on its neck, and said fiercely, "If you dare, curse again!"
"Buy a DVD!" The little parrot blinked twice and immediately gave up.
"I'll stew you sooner or later." Shangguan Qiji threw it away, and suddenly swung his knife and struck Saji Zuoshan directly in the face.
"Oops!" Saji Zuoyama thought he was going to save people, but unexpectedly he was killing people. He couldn't escape, so he could only close his eyes and die.
I felt a sharp pain in my forehead, and then I felt blood flowing to my face... Why does it smell so bad?
When he opened his eyes, he realized that he was not dead. Shangguan Qiji had just cut open the swelling on his head with a knife. The pus inside splashed out and flowed all over his face, which was fishy and smelly.
"Why are you still standing there? Go and wash up quickly. You're going to die from the fumes. You'll be next." Shangguan Qiji has finished his treatment and called it a day.
"Mr. Shangguan, is this all right?" Saji Zuoyama felt that it was a bit too rash. If it were that simple, I would have come by myself, why do I need to beg you?
"Nonsense!" Shangguan Qiji stopped paying attention to him and signaled the ninja Momotaro to come over. He stretched out his hand and massaged his belly twice, then looked left and right, as if he was looking for something...
"Hey, little beast, come here." He saw the little parrot at a glance.
"Yamai!" The little parrot felt that the fat man had ill intentions towards him, so not only did he not come over, he even hid in Ling'er's arms.
"Lend me a feather." Shangguan Qiji came over and tried to catch it, but he didn't know what he wanted from the parrot's feathers.
"NO!" The parrot refused directly.
"What the hell are you like an iron rooster who never plucks out a hair? Then just pluck out one of Ling'er's hair." Shangguan Qiji said, reaching out and pulling off Ling'er's long hair.
He twisted it in his hand and stabbed it directly into Tao Mulang's nose. His treatment method was extremely rare.
A sneeze! A sneeze! A sneeze!
Tao Mulang's nose felt sour, he turned around and sneezed three times in succession.
Seize! Seize! Seize! With three soft sounds, three silver needles shot out from his nose and nailed into the deck.
That's it.
As for Yokoto Saburo, it's a bit troublesome.
Because there is no casting material on the ship now, no matter whether it is gold or silver teeth, we can’t get them out for the time being. We have to go back to the shore.
Saburo Yokowatari was greatly disappointed, but he did not dare to say anything. He just nodded and bowed.