"Fat brother, look at how pitiful he is that he can't even eat meat. Please help him find a way." Ling'er couldn't bear to see Saburo Yokowatari's pitiful appearance.
"There is a way." Shangguan Qiji said, "It's just a bit troublesome. I'm too lazy to do it."
"Fat man, just use it if you have any good ideas. It's okay to stay on the boat anyway, just think of it as killing time." Xiao Chen was quite curious.
It's more than just curiosity.
Because in the past, my brothers were injured in all kinds of strange ways in battles, including one whose teeth were smashed with a hammer.
This kind of injury can only be regarded as a minor injury, but the injured brother really suffered because the current dental technology is quite backward, and there is no dentures as we have now.
There is only something called a "dental bridge", but this kind of dental bridge is mainly for decoration, just like a fake eyeball. It is purely for appearance and cannot be used for chewing food at all.
There are also many materials for this kind of dental bridge, such as gold and silver, which are relatively malleable... There is also a kind that is very scary to say, which is to use the teeth of dead people!
In the past, many tomb robbers would not only steal the funerary objects in the tombs, but also dig out the teeth of the deceased, and sell them for a pretty good price...
"If you give me another hundred taels of silver, I will get it." Shangguan Qiji did not recognize friendship, only money.
"Okay, okay, no problem." Xiao Chen happily agreed.
Shangguan Qiji also started to show off.
Does using gold and silver teeth count as a skill? Today, buddy, I will open your eyes!
If you don’t need gold or silver, what are you going to use? Ceramic? It seems like you can’t make this now.
Shangguan Qiji used ivory.
Don't forget that there are elephants in Burmese warships. Just saw off a piece and it will be enough.
Then he mixed flour with some sea mud to make a tooth mold, and asked Saburo Yokoto to bite it into a suitable tooth shape. Then he poured ground shell powder into a mud and poured it in. When it dried, it was a model of the tooth.
This was only the first step, and the next step was the next step. Shangguan Qiji cut two pieces of ivory into crescent shapes, and then used a carving knife to carve out the shape of the teeth and even the grooves of the tooth sockets according to the model.
They are all carved out so that they can bite well.
Although his fingers are as thick as carrots, they are also extremely dexterous!
The last step is the most critical, which is to install the two pieces of teeth on Yokoto Saburo's gums. This must be very strong, because the teeth have to move whether they are talking or eating. If they are not installed firmly, it will only take ten and a half days.
The moon needs to be loosened.
Shangguan Qiji mixed together turtle shells, isinglass, seaweed, fishing net thread, broken gold powder, and some unknown powder.
He cut off a small piece of Saburo Watari's gums and smashed it into pieces. Finally, he cut his wrist and put some blood into it. He mixed all these messy materials together and made a glue that he said could bind everything, even flesh and blood.
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He removed Saburo Yokowatari's chin and cut an inch-long slit on both sides of his mouth so that he could work in Saburo Yokowatari's mouth.
It took a full hour to completely bond the two dentures, but it still takes some time for the glue to fuse with the flesh and blood of the gums, at least three days, and preferably seven days if you are more careful.
During this period, Saburo Yokoto could not eat or drink, and his mouth had to be opened and closed all the time. However, for the sake of future happiness, Saburo Yoko said that he could endure it even for seventy days, not to mention seven days!
As long as the teeth work well.
If I don't eat or drink for seven days, I'm afraid Hengduojun will starve to death. If he doesn't starve to death, he will also die of thirst. The weather is so hot...
Shangguan Qiji said that you guys are all heartless. He can't eat or drink with his mouth, but doesn't he still have a nose?
Just get a tube and pour rice porridge directly into his nose!
Everyone expressed great admiration after hearing this. This is called professionalism.
Shangguan Qiji said that this is nonsense. He can eat through his nose now. If his nose doesn't work, he can cut a hole in his throat and put a tube in and still be fed. If his throat doesn't work, it can still be fed.
A tube is inserted into their anus and food is injected into it. As long as the pressure is strong enough, it can be pushed directly into the stomach!
Damn it! Everyone was listening very seriously, but they all grinned when they heard it and couldn't bear to hear it.
The anus is used for excretion, but you actually use it for eating...
So you doctors are so inhuman. Your cruel methods and weird behaviors are simply unbelievable and horrifying!
Shangguan Qiji said that this is the necessary quality for a doctor. The means and process are not important, what is important is the result.
As long as we can save people, we will do whatever it takes. If necessary, we can even kill people...kill them and then save them.
There are specialties in the art industry, and I can’t even tell you.
So, let me ask you, fat man, how long will this pair of dentures you get last?
The fat man's answer is quite awesome, it depends on how long he can live!
Seven days later, Shangguan Qiji reset Hengdu Saburo's jaw and checked that the condition was very good. Mr. Hengduo, your physical fitness is really good, your vitality is also very tenacious, and it has completely recovered. Congratulations to you.
Now you can eat, you can eat anything, no problem... except geoducks, because you have ivory now, and eating geoducks is tantamount to cannibalism, which is unethical.
This is a joke.
The first thing Hengdu Sanlang did after eating and drinking was to kneel before Shangguan Qiji. He couldn't kneel for a long time and burst into tears.
I swear to God that I will be loyal to you after crossing Sanlang. If I violate this oath, God will strike with thunder!
No, haven't you already sworn allegiance to Xiao Chen?
Damn you, you look quite honest, but you are so fake.
Yokoto Saburo said that the oath was actually a lie... No, no, it was true... but this time it was even more true!
Yokoto Saburo's dog had tusks growing out of its mouth, so whatever he said was reasonable and everyone didn't care about him. However, he wandered back and forth on the deck every day and bared his teeth when he saw people, which offended a lot of people.
Man, your teeth are so white!
It's so white that it sparkles in the sun. According to the brothers on the nearby battleship, you can see the shining ivory of Hengduojun from three miles away!
There are many people who envy Hengdujun, including Fu Yan.
His teeth are very bad. It cannot be said that they are messy, but they are also uneven.
And he is still a person who pays great attention to appearance, and has always deeply regretted this.
If it doesn't work out, I'll knock out all the teeth in my mouth and let the fat man get me a new pair of ivory.
I made up my mind to go to Shangguan Qiji to discuss it, but unexpectedly this fat man refused to help!
"Don't you guys always say that I care about sex over friends?" Shangguan Qiji had another reason for refusing, "Why am I so light-hearted? When I help Saburo Yokoto do his teeth, it's all for the sake of Chiba, that is, you.
What you said is serious, but I’m still serious, what can you do?”