"As high as you can, as long as you give your orders, I will obey you!" Xiao Chen said hurriedly. "You're not old, you have a bad tone, and I smell that you're not from a good background. What's your name?"
"The blind mother-in-law rolled her eyes and said. "I dare not hide it from my mother-in-law. This is Angelina, the Queen of Ross. My junior's name is Xiao Chen." Xiao Chen said hurriedly.
"Hahaha..." The blind mother-in-law smiled so hard that her face wrinkled, "One is the governor of Yanyun County, and the other is the queen of the great country of Rus. Two such noble little people came to your mother-in-law, and they are both old and immortal.
I'm an intermediary, so I have to give you face, so I'll just charge you a tael!"
Xiao Chen was quite surprised that the blind mother-in-law was so particular.
He hurriedly said, "Mother-in-law, one tael is too little. Otherwise, two thousand taels of silver is just a small thing. How about honoring your old man?" He took out a two thousand tael silver note and put it on the table.
"That's fine." The blind mother-in-law happily agreed, "Then I'll charge you one, two and two thousand taels." I don't know what her calculation is?
"Uh... mother-in-law, Mr. Zhang Jiuzhi said that you can not only resurrect her body, but also retain her vampire superpowers, but I don't know if it is possible?" Xiao Chen had to speak clearly. For this reason
Not to mention two thousand taels of silver, he was also willing to give me twenty thousand taels of silver.
"Hahaha, you are truly worthy of being a governor. He is really thoughtful. Don't worry, boy. If that's not the case, can you show your mother-in-law and me the tricks? If it is as simple as resurrecting her body, she will never die.
There is no need for you to come to me, why not just find anyone?"
The blind mother-in-law is so loud, I wonder if her ability is as great as she brags?.??m
"My legs and feet are inconvenient. Boy, go and ask someone outside to buy two loads of water, and some charcoal. Buy more. It would be best if you buy your mother-in-law and me the winter supplies as well, and buy a big basin for bathing.
I want something made of iron," said the blind mother-in-law.
Xiao Chen quickly obeyed the order and went out to order Xiao Yu to send someone to handle it quickly!
As long as you have money, you can do anything anytime, anywhere. Soon someone will drive a mule cart to bring charcoal, and it will all be piled in the courtyard.
Another young blacksmith's apprentice carried a large thin iron bathtub on his back. The water seller carried two loads of water and filled a large water tank in the house. He also filled the bathtub with water according to the instructions of the blind old woman.
"Well, it's getting late, let's start now." The blind mother-in-law said to Angelina, "Your Majesty, my little foreign girl, you may suffer a little crime later, can you bear it? If you can't bear it, I'll give it to you.
It’s good to hold this in your mouth.”
After saying that, he got up and found a dirty rolling pin and handed it to Angelina.
Angelina took it and put it to her mouth for gestures, with a confused look on her face, "This is too thick, is there a thinner one... But mother-in-law, why do you want me to hold this in my mouth?"
"Cough, cough, cough!" Xiao Chen suddenly coughed violently. When he saw the two of them turning to glare at him, he quickly waved his hands, "It's okay, it's okay. I choked for a while."
In fact, he didn't choke, but his thoughts were distorted. It's impossible not to want to be distorted.
"Just use it..." the blind mother-in-law said, reaching out to touch Angelina's body, "Well, she has a pretty good figure, and her butt is big enough. She will definitely have more children in the future, and her clothes will be all over her body."
Take off your clothes."
"Ah?" Angelina was surprised, "You still want to take off your clothes?"
"Haha, how can you take a bath without taking off your clothes?" the blind old woman said with a smile.
"Angel, just listen to your mother-in-law. Don't worry, I won't look at you. I'll just turn around." When Xiao Chen should be a gentleman, he was still a gentleman, and he turned around as expected.
A gentleman is a gentleman, but when he heard the sound of Angelina taking off her clothes, she couldn't help but have a little evil thought. I wonder if her body is as fair and delicate as her face?
But what the blind mother-in-law said next almost caused him to fall to the ground.
"Tsk, tsk, tsk, the little foreign girl has a good figure, and she has the body of a white tiger. I didn't expect it." As soon as the blind mother-in-law finished speaking, there was a crisp snap, followed by Angelina's scream!
Xiao Chen was startled, and when he suddenly looked back, he saw Angelina lying limply on the ground, as soft as a ball of white flesh!
"Oops, I tell you to bear with it. As a queen, you can't bear this little pain?" The blind old woman said and stuffed the rolling pin directly into Angelina's mouth, and said to Xiao Chen, "You
Why are you still standing there? Put her in the bathtub for me."
"Mother-in-law, what did you do to her?" Xiao Chen went over and wanted to pick up Angelina, but it felt like all the bones in her body were broken. When he picked up this side, the other side drooped softly, like a cloth bag.
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"It's nothing, I just crushed all the bones in her body so that the medicine can penetrate easily... just throw her in." The blind mother-in-law said calmly.
Xiao Chen was horrified, but he had no choice but to obey his orders, and finally carried Angelina into the bathtub, but saw her tears of pain were streaming down her face, her fangs were bared, and she bit the rolling pin so hard that it made a squeaking sound!
"Let's boil the water." The blind mother-in-law said something surprising again, "Pile some charcoal under the tub, pile more, and the water will boil quickly."
"Mother-in-law, don't be ridiculous!" Xiao Chen said in horror, "When the water boils, wouldn't it boil her to death!"
"Haha, you are already dead, why should you be afraid of death?" The blind mother-in-law said with a smile, "Hurry up and do it quickly, don't delay my dinner!"
Xiao Chen had no choice but to do as he was told. The charcoal Xiao Yu and the others bought was excellent, and it burned brightly red in no time after lighting it. The water in the bathtub quickly started to heat up.
The blind mother-in-law took out a dirty wooden box from under the bed, took out several paper packets, opened them, and poured all the colorful medicinal powder inside into the bathtub. A pungent stench instantly filled the whole house.
"Boy, go and lock the door." The blind mother-in-law instructed Xiao Chen. "Should you lock it or open it?" Xiao Chen covered his nose and walked to the door, turning around and asking.
"Plug it in, the evil spirit will come out later, but don't let it escape." The blind old woman said and took out a few more pieces of yellow paper, picked up a piece of charcoal, and scribbled on it.
It looks like a ghost painting...
After painting, Xiao Chen asked Xiao Chen to stick it on the door, windows, ceiling, and four walls.
"Mother-in-law, what kind of evil spirit is there?" Xiao Chen asked because he didn't understand.
"It's just something that's not clean. If you cook it, this little girl will be clean, and you can enjoy it with peace of mind...Tsk, tsk, tsk, I see you have a peach blossom on your face, you will be blessed in this life."
The mother-in-law let out a strange laugh.
"I, I, I...I didn't think about that either." Xiao Chen said shyly.
"No? Then why were you staring at that little foreign girl's body just now?" The blind mother-in-law said with a smile, "You have the character of an impatient monkey! My mother-in-law tells you that this little foreign girl has a unique taste.
It’s different, you’ll know it once you taste it.”
"Mother-in-law, don't say such things!" Xiao Chenxin said that this old woman is too gangster, right? You dare to say anything, how old are you, and you are still an old woman...