"Tsk, tsk, tsk, you are only allowed to think in your heart, but you are not allowed to say it?" The blind mother-in-law said with a smile, "You kid, you can escape everything in this life, but you can't escape the peach blossom catastrophe again and again. Look, you are already five years old.
It has been six kalpas, and there are still many more kalpas waiting for you in the future."
"It's not that much, right?" Xiao Chen was shy, but also a little proud, and at the same time, he vaguely felt that something was wrong...
"Don't I know if there are any?" the blind mother-in-law said, "But it doesn't matter. If you have any problems in the future, you can come to your mother-in-law. If your mother-in-law loves you, she will naturally help you solve it."
"Ah!" Xiao Chen suddenly woke up and shouted, "Mother-in-law, how can you see it?"
"It's really true." The blind mother-in-law said with a smile.
"But aren't you a blind mother-in-law!" Xiao Chen's surprise was truly extraordinary.
"Haha, people call me the blind mother-in-law, so I am blind? Then everyone calls you the little eunuch, are you also castrated?" the blind mother-in-law said with a smile.
"I, I, I..." Xiao Chen was so shocked that he was speechless.
"Oh... you are such a good boy. Why didn't I meet you first? The old immortal who let Zhang get stabbed took advantage of him! He must have accepted you as his disciple, right? You are such a shameless old man.
Even if he comes to show off to me after getting something good, I'm so stupid!" The blind mother-in-law looked very regretful.
Xiao Chenxin said that Zhang Jiuzhi actually did not accept him as his disciple, but he felt it was better not to say this...if he said it, it would probably cause endless troubles.
Zhang Jiuzhi's old man's temper was just a little weird, but this old woman felt like she was crazy. Xiao Chen was somewhat afraid of her.
Also, I am not a thing... I am a thing... That's not right, I am not a thing...
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" While the two were chatting, Angelina whined and screamed while biting the rolling pin. When she looked at the water, it was already boiling and starting to bubble!"
Angel, are you okay?" Xiao Chen hurried over to show concern.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Angelina's eyes are about to burst into flames! Do you think I'm okay?
I'm being boiled and fed right now!
Do you want to know what it tastes like? Just come in and try it and you will know.
"Mother-in-law, is it time to turn off the flames?" Xiao Chen saw that her cheeks were twisted, obviously in great pain, and he couldn't help but feel a little pity for her.
"It's not even hot yet, and the evil spirit inside hasn't been cooked yet. Not to mention that this little evil spirit is quite hard..." The blind old woman pondered for a moment and said to Xiao Chen, "But if it continues to be cooked like this, it will
It’s really not an option, what do you think?”
Xiao Chen had three black lines on his forehead, and he thought to himself, are you asking me?
Now you are casting the spell, I should ask you how you are doing!
"It seems we have to use some means, otherwise it will be a waste of charcoal if we continue cooking." The blind old woman said, pulling out a rusty copper hairpin from her head, sticking out her tongue and licking it, and looked at Xiao
Chen said, "Come on, good boy, and let some blood flow."
No, mother-in-law, you cast a spell on her, why did you drain my blood?
"Your blood is particularly attractive to vampires, and so is the evil spirit in her body. As long as it smells your blood, it will definitely come out and suck it. Come on, my dear, just do it gently.
It won’t hurt at all.” The blind mother-in-law said with a smile.
"Just a light touch." Xiao Chen had no choice but to agree.
"Be good." The blind mother-in-law asked Xiao Chen to bend over and stand in front of the bathtub, lowered his head, waved the hairpin in her hand, and lightly pricked his forehead.
Yeah? It's just like a mosquito bite, it doesn't hurt at all.
It didn't hurt, but the blood shot out like an arrow and hit Angelina in the face!
"Ugh...!" Angelina's eyes instantly turned red when she smelled the blood. She bit the rolling pin into pieces with a click, bared her fangs, opened her mouth, and greedily swallowed the blood.
But all the bones in her body were crushed, but she couldn't move, otherwise she would have jumped out, held Xiao Chen down and sucked him hard.
Only then did Xiao Chen realize that he had been fooled by this blind mother-in-law. He had agreed to just prick him lightly, but he didn't expect it to be such a massive bloodletting. In just a moment, at least 500 milliliters of blood spurted out from the small opening on his forehead.
Do you have?
If this continues, I will lose too much blood!
"Mother-in-law, are you okay... Oh, what the hell!" Xiao Chen just asked, when he suddenly saw a black hand protruding from Angelina's open mouth, grabbing his face very quickly!
In shock, he dodged backwards and sat down on the ground.
"Good guy, he's out!" The blind mother-in-law shouted, stretched out her hands and grabbed the black hand tightly, and pulled it out as hard as she could!
Xiao Chen jumped up and touched his forehead first, but the bleeding had stopped. When he looked closely, he saw that the blind mother-in-law had stepped on the bathtub to use her strength, and had already removed a black ghost that was exactly the same as Angelina's from her body.
He pulled out half of it forcefully!..??m
"What are you doing standing still? Come here and help!" the blind mother-in-law shouted at Xiao Chen. "How can I help?" Xiao Chen looked confused.
"Hold that hand too, don't let it touch the little foreign girl's face, listen to my instructions, we two will work hard together!" said the blind mother-in-law.
Xiao Chen didn't have time to think about it, he rushed over and forcefully opened the black hand on Angelina's face and held it tightly.
In order to use up her strength, she followed suit and stretched out a foot to step directly on Angelina's body. Angelina screamed as she stepped on her body, but she didn't care about her anymore.
The blind mother-in-law shouted, and the two of them worked together to pull the black ghost out of Angelina's body. Xiao Chen used too much force and sat down on the ground again.
The blind mother-in-law picked up the black ghost and threw it aside. She quickly slapped Angelina on the head and knocked her unconscious. Then she grabbed her hair and pushed her into the bathtub.
The black ghost swooped over and tried to return to Angelina's body, but her mouth, nose, and orifices were all submerged in boiling water, but she could not enter. She bared her teeth and let out a desperate scream.
"Monster, why don't you come to your aunt's bowl quickly?" The blind mother-in-law picked up a broken bowl and shook it at the black ghost.
The black ghost was quickly circling in the house, trying to get out of the door, but wherever it went, there were talismans. Before it could get close, the talismans emitted a dazzling golden light and made it scream!
He had nowhere to run, but he didn't dare to run towards the blind old woman. He screamed and rushed towards Xiao Chen.
In Xiao Chen's desperation, the flame palm suddenly came into use. Before the ghost could rush in front of him, two streams of flames shot out, covering the ghost's whole body in flames.
But I saw it struggling and twisting, shrieking, and its black body turned red like coals. Suddenly there was a popping sound, and it transformed into a black bat amid the black smoke!
"Where are you going, evildoer?" The blind old woman waved the broken bowl and slammed the bat directly to the ground. Black smoke was seen billowing out from the edge of the broken bowl. The stench was really nauseating.
After a while, the blind mother-in-law opened the broken bowl, but there was only a pile of ashes with black smoke inside...