Chapter Three Hundred and Twenty-Eight: Brand New Escape - Putting Rotten Escape
"Well, okay, let me put it another way."
Gu Sanqiu said seriously: "Bard Wendy, can you give me a seed of power? Otherwise, I will throw you into the fruit wine lake."
She originally planned to threaten him and throw him into the Cat Tail Tavern to keep company with the kittens, but Wendy would probably drink like crazy despite being allergic to cat hair, and someone would take him there and maybe pay for him.
.
If you go too far, maybe this guy will be as bad as the old man in the future, and always put the bill on his head for everything. From now on, he will be able to receive foreign bills from Mondstadt from time to time.
"I'm sorry, because this won't work."
Wendy suddenly spoke directly, with a leisurely tone.
"You don't think you can knock me down with just some slime secretions."
boom--
After a muffled sound, all the ice crystals and shrapnel on Wendy's body were shattered into pieces, and a powerful whirlwind gradually formed around him, turning into a cyan running wolf.
"I see, with the help of wisps of tiny wind elements that vibrate at high frequencies in the gap between the body surface and the ice crystals, you are using this technique to break the freeze and formation restrictions."
"Yes~, you're not bad, you can actually see the core of this little trick in an instant."
Wendy said with a smile on her face: "Let this little cutie play with you for a while."
"Play? You don't think you can escape, do you?"
Gu Sanqiu snapped his fingers: "When I restricted you just now, I only used three missiles."
A larger golden formation spread out from under Gu Sanqiu's feet, and in the sky, launchers made of rock elements were aimed at Wendy under his tug.
"Ah! The big bad guy actually wants to run away!"
Keli heard Wendy's voice, and immediately a loli jumped to Gu Sanqiu's side and took out a bomb from her backpack.
"Look at me - the leader is afraid!"
Wendy's expression suddenly changed, while Gu Sanqiu kept a gentle smile on his face, but had already made a seal with one hand, ready to use a huge shield at any time to protect the lives of surrounding animals and plants.
"emission!"
The launcher roared, and Keli's bomb was thrown out immediately. Then Gu Sanqiu knelt down and picked up Keli.
"Cover your eyes."
Wendy's expression changed again when she heard Gu Sanqiu asking Keli to cover her eyes, because he thought of the underworld bomb recipes that this guy taught Keli just now!
boom!
Sure enough, in addition to the regular explosions, Wendy also devoured a set of all kinds of weird bombs.
If Benlang hadn't been guarding him loyally and summoned a thick wind barrier to resist the aftermath of the explosion, the round of fire just now would have definitely disgusted him.
This is inevitable, but it is impossible to get injured. If he is injured by these two little guys, then he will really be shameless.
After the smoke and dust dissipated and the elements returned to normal, Gu Sanqiu looked at Wendy, whose clothes were not even torn, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
"It seems that you still have some strength left. You can even stop the explosion that spreads to the surrounding area."
Wendy flipped her hair in front of her forehead handsomely: "Of course, after all, I am also a being in charge of authority."
"Then you take my move."
Gu Sanqiu formed a seal with his hands, and the huge demon-subduing pestle appeared again.
"Shake the mountain and cast down the demonic pestle!"
"stop!"
Wendy raised her hands: "I surrender, I surrender!"
...
"Okay, the West Wind Knight has succeeded in catching the thief!"
Gu Sanqiu looked confused, while Keli jumped up excitedly. The victory in the game made the little guy very happy.
It is estimated that to this day, this simple little red riding hood still thinks that Wendy was specially found by Gu Sanqiu to play with her.
"If you don't fight, you won't fight. How can a junior keep pressing down on an elder to hit him?"
Wendy sat down on the ground, and then lay down neatly.
"I'm exhausted. Surrender. If you're shameless, just continue to attack me, the one who gave up resistance. No more fighting!"
...
Inexplicably, Gu Sanqiu thought of those children lying on the ground outside the toy store, shaking their limbs and crying.
Gu Xi
Illusion?
"Gahwu!"
Keli stretched out her right hand with a serious look on her face: "Big bad guy, the Spark Knights of the West Wind Knights are going to arrest you today. You must be arrested without mercy and accept Keli's punishment!"
"Hey, no problem, no problem."
Wendy jumped up from the ground with a smile: "I don't know what the great knight is going to do with me. I will definitely be obedient and honest."
"Great? But great?"
Keli turned into starry eyes: "Really!"
Seeing Wendy nodding, Keli cheered and ran to Gu Sanqiu's side and started tugging on his sleeves.
"Brother Sanqiu, isn't Keli very great, especially great!"
"Yes, yes, Keli will definitely become a great person in the future. From now on, the Knights of the West Wind will be handed over to you."
"yeah!"
Keli excitedly ran to the side to have fun, while Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy who was smiling all over her face.
He actually found a way to break the situation for this guy. Now that Keli is watching, he really has no choice but to attack this guy Wendy.
"Forget it, it's very late today. Let's go back to Mondstadt."
"Hey, what's that, my nephew..."
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy: "Hey, let me get it clear, I am not Gu Shen, nor Gu Sheng. Isn't it inappropriate for you to call me your eldest nephew?"
"What's the point? According to my appearance, calling you my eldest nephew is already the limit, okay? Is it possible that you should be asked to call me "old man" and "ancestor" when you are out?"
Wendy said confidently: "I am a talented and handsome bard. Such a title will affect my image in the hearts of Mondstadt girls."
Gu Sanqiu held his forehead: "I really should let the old man come over and see your face..."
When everyone returned to the city of Mondstadt, this wind god shamelessly took advantage of Gu Sanqiu's ride, on the grounds that he could not perform miracles in front of the people of Mondstadt.
"Let me tell you, when I was in a good mood, every time I went out, all the winds would accompany me, and even the trees and stones couldn't help but sing for me."
Wendy patted Gu Sanqiu's shoulder vigorously: "It's your honor to be able to ride my horse and lead my carriage for me."
"You're so honored, I can't wait to give you a slap in the face now."
Gu Sanqiu held his forehead, but first sent Keli, who had fallen asleep on his back, back to the Knights of the West Wind headquarters.
"Niece, it's rare for us to meet each other. Why don't you go to the tavern to buy some good wine, then go to the Deer Hunter restaurant to get some good food, and let's find a place with a nice view to sit for a while?"
Wendy smiled mischievously: "How about it? The scenery in Mondstadt is very nice."
I think you just want to eat and drink from me for free!
Gu Sanqiu glanced at Wendy, but still followed the other party's suggestion and went to two places.
"Hmm - it's really good. I haven't had such an expensive wine for a long time."
Wendy didn't touch the food at all, but drank a glass first. The intoxicated look on her face made Gu Sanqiu wonder if the wine was drugged.
This guy picked out all the expensive items, then ran out of the tavern and talked to him, urging him to go in and give him money!
"I'm thinking about who to send the bill to, whether it's to the old man or to the West Wind Church."
"Oh, what's wrong with treating the elders to a nice drink? If you kid, you just grab me and beat me up, it's like we're even, how about that?"
Wendy looked at Gu Sanqiu: "By the way, why do you want to deal with me when we meet? Is it your old man's instruction?"
"That's not true."
Gu Sanqiu replied seriously: "Not long ago, I went to provoke Dao's wife, and then he was taken care of by the old man when he came back. This time I want to find a boss to test my quality."
"Originally, I planned to go to the secret realm to find Dick Lapian, but by chance, I met you, and I happened to take Kelly out for fun, so the plan and main purpose changed."
"After all, teaching children is very difficult. Not only do you have to choose a direction that the other person is interested in, but you also have to consider some details in the teaching process."
"To sum up, I didn't target you intentionally. It can only be said to be a coincidence."
Wendy smiled. No matter how nervous the Gu family was, their tenderness remained unchanged.
But...
Wendy used the skill [Empty Wine Bottle Throwing].
"What is a coincidence? Just four words are going to cover up the harm you did to me, you brat!"