The Police Love Story of Squidward Brother and Little Demon Sister The twelfth time? We met happily and lost our grievances. We got a good law and restarted the code of love.
The twelfth time? We met happily and lost our grievances. We got a good law and restarted the code of love.
Dear guests, last time we wrote, we mentioned that Brother Squidward made full use of his experience and methods in spy work to overcome his inner fear of the little demon girl and his inner inferiority, and in actual combat, he quickly found a way to express himself with a humorous and heroic tone.
A way to chat and communicate with the little enchanting girl. At the same time, he used the little enchanting girl's frustration to trick the little enchanting girl, and found out that she was currently unaccompanied, and happily discovered the password to restart love.
????It is said that Brother Squidward deliberately told a lie, and the little demon girl accidentally fell into the trap without knowing it at all. She casually said that she had no boyfriend and no husband.
????This played right into Brother Squidward's plan. While feeling secretly happy, he continued to pretend to be calm and chat with the little demon girl, trying to get more information.
????"Yeah, no way! You are a school beauty with both talent and appearance, as well as both civil and military skills. How come you don't have a boyfriend for several years after graduation? Is it because people in your county have aesthetic problems and like Bigfoot?" Brother Squidward
Continue to ask deliberately and teasingly.
???"I want you to take care of me! I have little food to eat, but I have a lot of things to take care of!" The little demon girl may have been vaguely aware of Brother Squidward's ulterior motives, so she started to be wary, and then she turned from defensive to offensive and said, "I said
, Brother Cockroach, you keep asking me about my personal situation, do you want to go to the small garden and get beaten again? Don’t always talk about me, talk about you?"
????"No, I haven't heard from you for a long time!" Brother Squidward was asked this question by the little demon girl, and he felt a little guilty.
????"Then let's talk about it. Tell us about your situation." The little demon girl said with a smile.
????"I, as you know, came from a rural area at home. I was afraid of poverty. I heard that wages in the south were high, so I wanted to come to the south. Later, I got my wish and came to Longmen Town, Guanxi, Nanling. Although it is a small town.
, but it is known as the first among the top 1,000 towns in the country, and its GDP is higher than many second-tier cities in the north." Brother Squidward said with some pride.
???"It means you are awesome and powerful! You have replaced your shotgun with a cannon, and you are rich? How about it, have you bought a house?" asked the little demon girl.
???"That's right, not really. The unit has a dormitory, one bedroom and one living room, with free water and electricity. I haven't thought about buying a house, after all, I am still young! However, I bought a car, and I bought it last year." Brother Squidward was afraid.
The little demon girl looked down on him and deliberately emphasized his purchase of a car.
????"A car is a consumable, and it will depreciate as soon as it lands. It's useful for trying to be cool and pick up girls, but it's not practical for living!" the little enchanting girl commented disdainfully.
????"Yes, yes, Yao Yao is right, young people should not be greedy for pleasure. When you are rich, you should buy a house early, get married and have children to live a solid life!" The little demon mother suddenly interjected.
???"Mom, why are you eavesdropping on other people's phone calls? Are you annoying? You're doing that again!" said the little demon girl.
????"Okay, okay, I don't care. You young people can do whatever you like. One day in the future, you will know that we are right!" the little demon mother said a little angry.
????"Oh, by the way, Mr. Cockroach, why don't you find a girlfriend? Or do you drive around every day to pick up girls? Look at how slippery you have become now, and you are no longer as shy as you were in college.
And simplicity. Men become bad as soon as they have money. I guess you got soaked in the big dye vat in the south!" said the little demon girl.
???"I am born out of mud but not stained. Besides, I was both shy and simple in school. You didn't like this either! This good guy not only burned me in front of me
写的情书,还差点给我搁小花园一顿揍!”章鱼哥故意逗小妖妹,调侃着说.
????When the little demon girl heard Brother Squidward talking about the love letter, she felt mixed emotions in her heart and didn't say anything for a long time.
Recently, she was being forced into marriage by the little demon mother every day. She was worried and didn't want to talk about relationships, so she deliberately put down the phone and went to the restaurant to get a glass of water.
???? Brother Squidward thought he had said the wrong thing, and shouted for a long time. After the little demon girl drank the water, he picked up the phone again and said: "I just went to get a glass of water to drink. What did you just say?"
I didn’t hear it. By the way, don’t look at what time it is now. Is it time to go to work?”
???"Ah, yes! But my office and dormitory are in the same building, just down the elevator. You have to go to work too, right?" Brother Squidward asked.
????"What a blessing! I still have to ride a bicycle, and it takes more than 20 minutes to get to the work." The little demon girl complained, and then continued: "Then you hurry up and get ready for work, I'm leaving too.
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????Brother Squidward thought that just calling the landline wouldn't work. He had to get a mobile phone number to continue fighting. However, he was staggering in his heart, fearing that the little demon girl would ignore him and cause embarrassment.
????While Squidward was quickly turning his agent's head to look for a way to get his cell phone number, the little demon girl spoke: "Hey, why don't you talk. It's getting late. I'm going to hang up. Goodbye."
????As soon as Brother Squidward heard about goodbye, he immediately didn’t care about anything else. A woman’s kindness should never be compromised by being indecisive at a critical moment, so she didn’t care about any method and asked directly: "Then, what about yours?"
Can you give me your mobile phone number so that we can contact you?"
????"Ah, this, okay, remember it." The little demon girl hesitated for a moment, but still gave her mobile phone number to Brother Squidward.
????This is exactly what it is: two people you love are on a blind date in the evening, but life is unpredictable and they are separated, and they meet again as time passes, and they find the person in their old dreams again!
????If you want to know what happened next, listen to the explanation in the next chapter!