The Police Love Story of Squidward Brother and Little Demon Sister The eleventh episode? Pretending to be a smart spy? Feeling frustrated and telling the truth
The eleventh episode? Pretending to be a smart spy? Feeling frustrated and telling the truth
Dear guests, last time we wrote, we mentioned that Brother Squidward and Little Demon Girl finally got on the phone after many years. They also used their professional habits and experience as a criminal intelligence officer and secret agent to successfully overcome their inner fear and fear.
He had low self-esteem and was very happy to flatter and deceive Mulan, the heroine. The two successfully bridged the geographical gap and the grudges of the past and resumed diplomatic relations, continuing the long-awaited dialogue.
???"Brother Cockroach, when did you learn to speak glibly? You still speak like a Hong Kong movie. This Cantonese is not like Cantonese, and Qin Opera is not like Qin Opera. It is all the same as my mother's Shanghai Mandarin. I don't think you can even hold your tongue.
That’s right, it’s so funny!” the little demon girl said with a bold smile.
???Hearing the little demon girl make a pun about cockroaches (Zhang Lang, Squidward's surname is Zhang), this brought back Squidward's memories and fears of the past, but he quickly turned around and deliberately pretended to be calm and joking.
: "Ah, after so many years, you still remember my great achievements! It was the only serious thing I did wholeheartedly in college, and it ended up being a mess."
???? Brother Squidward felt keenly that as long as he got rid of the inferiority complex and fear he had in college, and the more he chatted with the little demon girl in an outgoing, cheerful and humorous tone, the better the communication effect would be.
???So it is said that time can change everyone and everything. But in fact, time will never change. What changes is only the change of mood and environment brought about by people's experiences.
????Hearing that Brother Squidward was no longer as introverted and slow-tongued as he was in school, and that he was so eloquent and discussed the "cockroach love letter" incident so calmly, the little demon girl became uneasy.
???" Mr. Cockroach, let me ask you, why do you turn bad as soon as you go to a rich place in the south? Look at your slippery tone, you sound like a young kid in a Hong Kong movie who is not doing his job properly. Young people are like this
That's not good, be careful of making mistakes and falling!" The little demon girl suddenly changed her tone of voice.
????"No, wasn't I joking with you? Haha". Squidward pretended to be relaxed while he quickly used his agent's head to find countermeasures.
????The little demon girl may have felt that what she said was a bit harsh, so she asked indifferently: "I said, Mr. Cockroach, which city in the south did you go to after graduation?"
????"I'm in Longmen Town, Xiguan, Nanling." Brother Squidward replied.
????"Hahaha, you went to set up the Dragon Gate Formation as soon as you graduated! Xue Rengui of the Tang Dynasty marched eastward to set up the Dragon Gate Formation, so it would be better for you to go south and set up the Dragon Gate Formation!" the little demon girl said with a smile.
????"Just laugh! I dare not compete with Xue Rengui. He is General Zuo Xiaowei, the governor of Youzhou. He surrendered to Korea, defeated the Turks, had good tactics to stop the war, and fixed the Tianshan Mountains with three arrows. He was brave enough to conquer Liaodong and become Korea.
President, I can defeat thousands of enemies even if I take off my hat, but I can't do anything except the dragon's tail!" Brother Squidward also deliberately pretended to be crazy and acted foolishly to make the little demon girl happy.
????"Oh, by the way, why do you keep asking me, tell me about you! I read reports on the Internet, you are in the SWAT team of your county bureau! How are you doing, can you still fight?
I remember that during the "Cockroach Love Letter" incident, I was really frightened by you in the small garden. That guy, with just a few strokes of his bow, took care of the two smoking men. He was completely like your beautiful lady.
My temperament doesn't match!" Brother Squidward said with a smile. In fact, he still had lingering fears in his heart. It's just that after working as a spy for a long time, he was very cute and restrained.
????"What is my temperament? Tell me." the little demon girl asked.
?????"Barbie doll! No need to ask! You were the first-class school beauty in our school back then! Behind the scenes, men and women, whenever they see you, they all say you are a fair-skinned Barbie doll! But who?
I would have thought that Barbie like you knows martial arts and is a master!" Brother Squidward continued his flattery and happy tactics.
????"Haha, our dormitory and classmates all said the same thing! It's just that I have stayed in the county for a long time in the past few years, and no one is in the mood to discuss Barbie dolls anymore." The little demon girl said a little lonely.
????With his intelligence as a special agent and the psychological analysis he has learned, Brother Squidward keenly felt the frustration of the little demon girl, and at the same time, he also sensed his own opportunity.
????The problem is that he needs to confirm as soon as possible whether the little enchantress has a master. This is very important. But he cannot ask directly.
????So Squidward thought of the basic principles of spy work: act stupid, pretend to be dumbfounded, and point things in the right direction.
????So he deliberately asked in a cliché: "Yeah, it's getting late. We've been chatting for so long, so it won't affect your boyfriend or husband from sending you to work!"
????"What nonsense are you talking about? I don't have any boyfriend, let alone a husband!" the little demon girl said smoothly.
????Brother Squidward felt a burst of joy in his heart! Firstly, the little demon girl was deceived and told her about her relationship status. Secondly, the little demon girl had no owner, and he finally had a chance to renew his relationship!
???Just like the poem goes: I have never missed lovesickness in my life, so I can only miss lovesickness, which is harmful to lovesickness. The body is like floating clouds, the heart is like flying catkins, and the breath is like a gossamer. There is a lingering fragrance in the sky. I hope that the rich wanderer will have a chance. The syndrome will come.
Time, exactly when? When the lamp is half dim, when the moon is half bright.
????If you want to know what happened next, listen to the explanation in the next chapter!