Masters of piracy, you have no scruples, don’t you even think about the excretion of your own offspring in the future?
"Giggle! Brother Qi, are you exaggerating? Are there such fat people in the world? How come I haven't seen it before? I think you must have made up this joke yourself." Yiyi laughed while
He said in a skeptical tone.
"Of course you haven't seen it before, because you Qushi people are in the secret realm of the Mustard Seed Space in Qubu, where the spiritual energy is relatively abundant, so that all Qushi people can practice the "Golden Body Forging" technique.
As you also know, for those who have practiced cultivation, their body fatness and thinness can be adjusted to some extent through cultivation. Therefore, it is impossible for people to be too fat. Unless they are unwilling to adjust themselves, it is enough to let them gain weight.
But it is different in the human world. There is no spiritual energy or spiritual stones for people to practice here. Naturally, there is no such thing as cultivation. Of course, they cannot regulate their bodies. It will be difficult for people to lose weight after becoming obese.
In addition, people in the human world like to taste delicious food, so that food culture has been prevalent for a long time. If you live a good and delicious life, your body will naturally gain weight. And the fatter the person is, the more he likes to taste delicious food, which creates a vicious
cycle.
This will inevitably lead to more and more fat people, and they will become fatter. As far as I know, thirty years ago, fat people were common in the world. However, in the past twenty years, with the improvement of science and technology,
, there has also been progress in medicine.
Medical science and technology personnel have also developed weight loss drugs that are extremely effective and have no side effects. After that, the proportion of obese people has dropped significantly. Otherwise, you will definitely see many obese people when you arrive in this world.
of."
"Brother Qi, I have never experienced these things. According to what you said, should there still be fat people in this world? It's just that the proportion of them is greatly reduced, right? If so, does that mean I can also see it?
To the fat man?"
"Yes, there is a possibility, but it depends on luck. If you really want to see the image of the big fat man as soon as possible, I can fulfill your wish now, here! You can see it from the tablet on the wall
.
That thing is called a TV. Once you turn it on, you can watch the programs played on it. Among these programs, there are special sports channels. In the sports channel column, there are many sports competitions with different contents.
There is a competition called sumo wrestling, which is a sport for fat people. We can watch it on demand at any time, but the pictures are not necessarily comfortable to watch, and can even be said to be a bit off-putting."
"Oh! If that's really the case, then let's not read it for now. By the way, Brother Qi, you just said that you have heard some jokes and stories. From my understanding, does it mean that you still have a lot of jokes and stories in your memory?
ah?
If so, can you tell me another one? I feel that the jokes you tell are much better than mine, and they make people laugh more, so I especially like to listen to them." After Yiyi finished speaking, her eyes opened.
Staring at Zhilingqi expectantly.
"Yimei, you are lying. The two of us have agreed that each of us will take turns telling a story, but I have already told the second story, and you have just told one, and now you want me to tell the third story.
It’s a joke, you’re such a shameless person!”
"Brother Qi, don't they say that you are not good enough? You should know the saying that the capable work harder? How can you say that I am a scoundrel? Brother Qi, a good brother and a good husband, you can just say one more thing
, please."
"Hehehehe! It's not impossible to tell one thing, but after I told it this time, I won't tell it again today. I thought it was time to take a rest, hehehe! Also, after telling this joke of mine, don't scold me.
And we still have to do it!”
At this time, Zhilingqi, while agreeing to Yiyi's request, kept smiling evilly, and also made two special requests to the simple Yiyi, that is, not to scold him, but also to follow the joke.
content to do.
Yiyi didn't understand the reason and casually agreed to his two requests. Even when Zhi Lingqi reiterated these two requests for the second time, Yiyi didn't find anything fishy about them, so she agreed casually, and even urged Zhi Lingqi to do so.
Let's talk rough quickly.
"Okay, I'm going to tell you this joke now. The name of the story is Quilt, which is the quilt used on the bed. This story happened in a primary school. At the beginning of class that day, the teacher first asked questions to the students.
The purpose was to review the new term learned the day before, which was the word quilt. Who would have thought that the primary school student who was picked by the teacher had completely forgotten the two newly learned words.
Fortunately, this teacher has a very kind personality. Not only is she not angry, but she also gives prompts to the primary school student in a persuasive manner, saying, "Children, think about it carefully. If you can't think of anything, then I will give you a hint now:
When you went to bed last night, what was on your mother? The primary school student who received the prompt replied without hesitation: That is my father. The teacher was dumbfounded at the time, but after thinking about it, the teacher continued to prompt:
Children, if you think about it again, I will ask you again, what is on your father's body? The primary school student reacted quickly and immediately replied: Those are mother's feet. The teacher fainted on the spot when he heard this, hehehehe!
How does it sound? Does it sound good?"
"Hey! Giggle! Brother Qi, you are so bad. People ask you to tell jokes, but you tell me such dirty jokes. You...you, but, you are so funny, hum! No wonder you want to
I will only talk about it if I agree to your two requirements.
Ah! No, Brother Qi, you are really bad. You... you still want others to do the same thing. It's so shameful... It's so embarrassing. Why did I fall for you? Bah! I won't do it.
Yeah!" Yiyi reacted suddenly, her face flushed with embarrassment.
"Hehe! You don't want to do it, but you have already done it. Last night, hehe! Aren't your feet just on my body? Did you forget it so quickly? Hehehe! And what are those on your body?
Yeah?" Zhi Ling Qixie asked Yiyi with a smile.
"Bad brother, bad husband, you are so bad. You know how to shame others. If you say this again, I will ignore you." Yiyi, whose face was red at this time, beat Zhi Lingqi's chest relentlessly.
, and threatened Ling Qilai with words.
"If you ignore me, can I ignore you? In addition, if you don't let me be on top of you, I can let you be on top of me. It's just that I may not put my feet on your body.
!Hehe!" Zhi Lingqi continued to tease Yiyi.
At this time, due to the rising interest, Zhi Lingqi once again embraced Yiyi into his arms. At this time, Yiyi was affected by the jokes told by Zhi Lingqi. In addition, Zhi Lingqi kept teasing him with words. In fact, she had already
The idea of a couple's game came to mind.
After being hugged by her brother Qi, Yiyi pretended to twist her body. On the surface, it seemed that she wanted to break away from Zhi Lingqi's embrace, but in fact, she was using her own body to rub against Zhi Lingqi's sensitive body.
body position.
Even Lingqi pretended not to know, holding his little wife with one hand, while the other hand kept moving around Yiyi's body, constantly stimulating the thoughts deep in Yiyi's heart, in an attempt to inspire her to have a certain love for something.
A desire for games.
Since both sides were silently stimulating the other's desire, it didn't last long before both of them could no longer control their desire. Then naturally, the good thing that satisfied their desire came naturally.
As time went by, when both Zhi Lingqi and Yiyi quit the game with satisfaction, Zhi Lingqi couldn't help but smiled evilly and said: "How about it? Little darling, this time it's not you but mine.
It's still your feet.
Next time, do you want to change it? Let me be you, and see if you can have a new feeling. Do you want to give it a try, hehehe! How about it, my little wife?" Zhi Lingqi took advantage of Yiyi's return.
In the aftertaste, he continued to stimulate her.
"Brother Qi, you are just bad, and very bad, haha! But if you really do that, maybe... it may not be fun. It would be too uneconomical to do that, so I won't be fooled by you!" Yiyi
At this time, I was really excited.
"This is easy to handle! If it doesn't work by then, can't we just change it back? Don't worry! Little darling, maybe you will feel more exciting then." Zhi Lingqi continued to encourage Yiyi to try new things.
.
"Well, then I'll listen to you, a bad guy, and... I'll try again next time." Yiyi whispered in response to her brother Qi, but before she could finish her words, she was already so embarrassed that she buried her head in it.