Masters of piracy, you have nothing to worry about. Don’t you even think about the excretion of your own offspring in the future?
At this time, the sky outside gradually became dark, and the two of them hugged each other and fell asleep with a hint of tiredness. After a while, they heard Yiyi muttering unclearly: "Brother Qi, you are so kind.
It works really well, I’m so happy.”
Although these words were spoken very softly and not very clearly, they still woke up Zhi Lingqi who had just fallen asleep. Hearing the true words spoken by his little wife from his subconscious, Zhi Lingqi couldn't help but feel
I smiled heartily.
Because he knows that most women are like this, hiding their feelings deep in their hearts and never speaking out easily. However, in dreams, because the subconscious mind is not suppressed by any ethical concepts, it will naturally reveal the truth.
When Lingqi was in his previous life, he had read Freud's book "The Analysis of Dreams" in his spare time. Naturally, he knew that a person's sleep talk usually comes from the subconscious, and he is usually suppressed by his consciousness and dare not speak out.
If so, it will come out in dreams.
Since it is a subconscious word, it must be from the bottom of my heart, and there will never be any untruth in the words. Therefore, the words of my little wife in the dream should be a true reflection of my feelings towards myself.
of love and affection.
After understanding Yiyi's true thoughts, Zhi Lingqi had fun alone for a while, and no longer struggled. He simply adjusted his breath, closed his eyes and started to sleep. After getting ready to rest, he could welcome Yiyi's shopping again tomorrow.
The cruise ship departed at 16:00 p.m., and its traveling speed was roughly the same as the previous day. The distance from Fengdu to Zhongxian and the distance from Zhongxian to Wanzhou were not much different, so the time to arrive in Wanzhou was slightly earlier.
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The cruise ship stopped in Wanzhou for only four hours. That is because the famous scenic spots in Wanzhou are far away from the Yangtze River and are not the main attractions of this tour. Therefore, we only did a lake tour in Wanzhou.
At about 5:30 a.m. on the third day, the cruise ship arrived at Wanzhou Port. It was still dark before dawn. Within half an hour of the cruise ship docking, breakfast was arranged on the ship. At 6 a.m. sharp, the tour guide led everyone to the sightseeing location.
Four hours is not a long time, nor is it too short. Some tourists who are full of fun complained about the time arrangement, but when it comes to Lingqi, Yiyi and Linglao, it doesn't matter. The three of them originally
I am not very interested in this tour.
Only Yiyi was still very interested in the local delicacies and wanted to try all the delicacies of Wanzhou. When Lingqi and Linglao saw Yiyi's behavior, they both felt afraid, knowing that they would have to work as laborers again.
As expected, others were enjoying the scenery with great interest, but Yiyi took Zhi Lingqi and Ling Lao and feasted on delicious snacks. Just like yesterday in Shibaozhai, Zhong County, she even bought and ate.
Less food.
With Zhi Lingqi's reminder, Yiyi's purchase of each food item was more than half less than yesterday. Just like this, Zhi Lingqi and Ling Lao also transferred the food they purchased twice to
Only in the storage equipment can I cope with it.
Fortunately, the stopover in Wanzhou was very short this time, and there was only one place to visit, and the geographical area was not too large. Otherwise, she would have stopped buying local snacks because she didn’t know how many things Yiyi would buy.
At this time, Ling Lao was thinking, fortunately, he bought a lot of clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, etc. last time when he squeezed the six dandy villains in Fengdu City. Otherwise, Yiyi's purchase range and purchase volume would have increased.
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In fact, Ling Lao didn't know the inside story, because Zhi Lingqi told Yiyi the night before yesterday after he and Yiyi entered their own private room on the cruise ship that there was no need to buy clothes, jewelry, cosmetics and other items along the way.
After arriving in Shanghai, I wanted to buy these things there. No matter the style, quality, variety, grade, texture, etc., they were all unmatched in other places. I promised Yiyi to let her shop for at least half of the time after she arrived in Shanghai.
moon.
Lingqi also told Yiyi that she would be allowed to go crazy and buy whatever she was satisfied with. With such a promise, Yiyi naturally knew how to choose. Because of this, Ling Lao misunderstood.
Four hours later, the three of them had entered their luxurious private room on the cruise ship. Just like yesterday, after Yiyi left some snacks purchased in Wanzhou City for Elder Ling, she and her brother Qi entered to rest as a couple.
's inner room.
After coming to the inner room, Yiyi tasted the delicacies for a while, then pestered Zhi Lingqi and asked him to tell her a joke. This made Zhi Lingqi couldn't help teasing her and said: "Hey! Yimei, you are tempted again."
, shouldn’t this be called greed for food and clothing?”
"I'm too lazy to tell you. Anyway, you have to tell at least one joke today. How can I survive such a long time of boring waiting in the cabin?" Now that the couple are alone, Yiyi is not afraid of the arrival.
He laughed brightly.
"This is easy to handle! We have been on the ship for two days, but we have not yet learned about the specific conditions of this cruise ship. Such a large luxury cruise ship itself has great ornamental value. How about the two of us go and see it now?
look?"
"Yes, yes, but can you rest for a while first, and then we can take Mr. Ling with us? Now... now, Brother Qi, you'd better tell me a joke first to relieve the fatigue after the tour, okay?
?”
"Hehehehe! Yimei, if you really want to hear it, I will tell you. If I hadn't seen you so... so eager, I would have wanted to take a break, but there are still two rules, don't scold me.
, and...hehe! You know."
"I hate it, tell me now. If you don't tell me, forget it. Don't follow this condition or that rule." Yiyi said pretending to be a little impatient. In fact, she was impatient for a long time, but she was embarrassed to say it directly.
That’s all.
"Okay, then let me tell you: There was a young man who went to the clinic to see a doctor to treat his little brother. Before seeing the doctor, he repeatedly told the doctor not to laugh. After the doctor promised many times that he would not laugh, this
A man just took off his pants.
After revealing his little brother, he said: Doctor, please help me take a look. I don’t know what’s going on recently. When the doctor saw that this man’s little brother was as small as a matchstick, he couldn’t help laughing immediately.
I thought this was too small.
The man saw the doctor snickering on the side and felt very unhappy, so he said angrily: You are still laughing, you are a doctor, can you have some professional ethics? This person has been swollen for three days, please help him quickly.
Hey, huh! Why are you still reading other people's jokes?" Before Zhi Lingqi finished telling the joke, Yiyi had already laughed over it.
"Giggle! Brother Qi, you are so funny and so bad. You dare to tell such a joke. Bad brother, you say others are little matchsticks. Then what is yours? Shouldn't it be called a murder stick?
?No, it should be a murderer.
By the way, a huge thing like yours should be regarded as a harming stick, making people not only afraid but also unable to let go of them. What a bad thing, hehe! You said he is like a matchstick, but that special thing of yours, to be precise, is
What should it be called? Just like the mallet hanging from the ginkgo tree, should it be called a ginkgo stick?
Hey, Brother Qi, can you call yours a ginkgo stick? Just like the wooden mallets of those thousand-year-old ginkgo pendants, people will feel that they are not ordinary at first sight. If it were called by any other name, it would not be very appropriate. Now
How about calling him Ginkgo Stick? That’s the most appropriate name. Isn’t the name I chose good?”
"Yimei, good wife, you dare to say this. In this human world, girls don't dare to be so presumptuous. I really didn't expect that you actually said it without any scruples. I said you shouldn't
Do you want to experience the lethality of the ginkgo stick again?"
"Giggle! Brother Qi, you...don't say it so bluntly, okay? I'm...I've been annoyed by you again, but I really love and fear you, and you're special at the same time...
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This is all your fault, you have to take pity on me when the time comes, otherwise I won't let you have an easy time." Yiyi half-squinted her eyes, provoking her brother Qi in a hazy manner.
Both of them had just tasted the sweetness recently, and they were as inseparable as newlyweds. How could they withstand such mutual stimulation? Originally, the two of them came here for this matter, and they naturally hit it off and became a couple.
A good thing.
There is no need to guess at things like this. Whether it is a matter of course or the blending of water, it is a natural thing. Whether it is a honeymoon and a newlywed, or the first taste of forbidden fruit, it is the inevitable result of youthful impulse.
Everyone has gone through such a process, and no one is qualified to laugh at others or comment on others. Everyone has done those things, but there are some differences in their actions.