"What on earth is this? The whole body is made up of one piece and another, and the colors are different. The two horns are much wider than the body. Not only does it not have legs, it only has two wheels.
These eyes are quite big, but unfortunately they are just
One grew." After everyone arrived at the door of Tie Zhu's house, they saw that Tie Zhu's family members quickly entered the house. Tie Zhu showed no sign of coming out, so they could not inquire about him. In desperation, everyone had to be careful.
The people gathered around the strange thing and watched it carefully.
Even if they were onlookers, everyone would stay far away, for fear of irritating this strange thing with such a loud roar, which was not something they could easily deal with. That is because everyone did not dare to get close to observe, so that
Everyone saw different things. The first person to express his opinion was a lean young man standing at the front of the motorcycle.
As soon as the lean young man finished speaking, another young man standing next to him immediately retorted: "No, there is only one eye here and there! It is clearly three eyes, haven't you seen the big eye?
Don’t they each have an eye on the left and right? By the way, this thing couldn’t be a distant relative of Erlang Shen, right? Or how could it also have three eyes?”
"Oh! Yes, yes, why didn't I notice that there are two small eyes on both sides of this big eye? It's my fault that I only focused on looking at the big eyes and actually ignored the two small eyes, hehe! No!
Sorry, I was all careless and careless."
"You see, there seems to be an eye behind this! But why is the color yellow? It's really puzzling!"
"How can there be eyes in the back? This is obviously a butt! Really, have you ever heard of something with eyes in the back? Young people, if you don't understand, you have to talk nonsense, and there seems to be an eye in the back! Talk like that
It needs to be thought through. If you just say it casually without using your brain, it will make a big joke." Thinking that the older person was there, he immediately began to teach others a lesson.
"What's wrong with young people? Have you never been young? Why do you say that this thing behind is your butt? You have to see clearly, this thing doesn't even have any openings, how can feces be discharged out? Since it can't be excreted, how can it be discharged?
You can’t call me a butt.”
Unexpectedly, the young man behind the motorcycle had a completely different temperament from the lean young man in front of the motorcycle. After being criticized by his elders, he did not easily change his views. Instead, he directly talked to the quasi-elderly people around him.
He resisted hard.
"That's right, if it's a butt, it should naturally have a butt hole. How can it be called a butt without a butt hole?"
"You little kids, don't you know how to respect the elderly? Your elders just said that, and you all stood up and refuted it. It's really outrageous. You don't know that the words your elders usually teach you are being thrown away by you.
Where has it gone?"
"This has nothing to do with respecting our elders. I can't just say that a deer is a horse just to respect my elders! If that's the case, then you elders are going to make us go...
In the ditch, don’t we also have to
Jump into the ditch? According to this logic, as long as the elders are willing, you can identify a child with a very low generation as our elder at any time. If that is the case, hehe, then can we
Do you need to respect it too?"
"You...you are just going to piss me off, ugh! Forget it, what do you think this weird thing is? What role does it have eyes on the back? Hahaha! There are eyes on the back of your butt, press your buttons
Shouldn’t the argument also be called butt eyes?”
I didn't expect that Jiang was still hot as an old woman. Even if the topic was blocked by the younger generation, who would have thought that it would still turn into a butt hole. Although the butt hole that the elder mentioned at this time was no longer what it is now.
It was a slap in the face, but it blocked several young people. For a moment, there was no reply at all. This made everyone around behind the motorcycle amused.
"Hahahahahaha! Now it's great. If it's not a butt hole, it's a butt hole, darling! This ginger is still hot after all! How about it? Guys, even if you are in control now, but the one behind this butt is
Eyes, can't they also be called butt eyes for short? Now you have no reason to refute our statement, right? Hehe! Don't stare unconvinced."
"I'm convinced, of course I'm convinced. You can all imagine such sophistry. What else am I not convinced of, but what does this have to do with what the weird thing is? Up to now, everyone still doesn't know anything about this weird thing.
You know, don’t you elders have a lot of knowledge and experience? You should come out and tell me, what is this thing? How can it be done?"
"This... we really don't know what this weird thing is, oh! By the way, isn't there your Uncle Shi Guang in our village? He has been out of our small mountain village and has seen the world.
Man, I miss your Shiguang Shuying
You should know, by the way, Shiguang, why can't you see his shadow? Everyone, look for it quickly and ask him to help us identify it, so that you young people can take a look. The older generation is
People of the younger generation are much more knowledgeable than you."
"Yes, yes, come find Uncle Shi Guang quickly. If anyone in our village can know the origin of this strange thing, I'm afraid it's only Uncle Shi Guang. If even Uncle Shi Guang doesn't know about it, then others don't need to know it."
I’ve told you, so we’d better find Uncle Shi Guang quickly!”
"Tch, come on, you all know that Uncle Shi Guang has ignored the people who really know the situation. Uncle Shi Guang may not necessarily know what this strange thing is, but how can Tie Zhu not know? If he
I don’t know how you can ride this weird thing from a place so far away from the county seat directly back to this small mountain village, which is a distance of almost two hundred kilometers!"
Moreover, the distance of almost two hundred kilometers is not a flat road, but a mountain road with great undulations. Under such road conditions, it only took most of the day to complete the whole journey. If Tiezhu is not familiar with it, it will be strange.
Can he easily control the things' habits and origins? Therefore, the person who knows this strange thing best should be Tiezhu.
"That's true, but now Tiezhu hasn't come out, and everyone is anxious to know the origin of this strange thing, so now we have to let you, Uncle Shi Guang, explain it, otherwise it will be very scary.
, it’s better to find Shi Guang to identify him!”
"Ahem! Then don't look for it. I've been here a long time ago. It's just because I'm too small and not strong enough, so I was pushed to the back by everyone. Until now, I haven't been able to get a clear look at the real thing.
How do I make a decision?"
"Ah! You've been here a long time ago! Come on, everyone, please give way to Shiguang so that he can come closer to observe. Don't everyone want to know what this thing is earlier? With Shiguang's arrival,
I guess we will all get the answer soon."
Although the people in the small mountain village are located in a remote and poor place, they do not have vicious habits. On the contrary, everyone has always lived in harmony with each other. Therefore, after hearing such a proposal, everyone felt conscious
They gave way to the passage, and this thin man named Shiguang, who was about fifty years old, quickly walked from behind everyone to the front of the car.
Not only did everyone make way for Shi Guang to get closer to the motorcycle, but they also gave Shi Guang more space around the motorcycle. In this way, Shi Guang could easily get around the motorcycle.
Wandering around casually without any obstruction, Shiguang began to look around the motorcycle unceremoniously. Everyone at the scene was watching quietly.
After wandering around and observing for two consecutive times, Shiguang didn't see any clues, so he carefully approached some motorcycles, and then immediately retreated away from them. After three or four consecutive tests, Shiguang followed suit.
Only then did he dare to directly close the distance to within a few inches, but he still did not directly touch the strange thing in front of him, and was prepared to retreat at any time.
Just like this, another twenty seconds passed. When Shi Guang saw that the strange thing in front of him was still motionless, he tremblingly stretched out his palm and used the index finger of his right hand to quickly move on the right side of the motorcycle.
There was a light touch on the guard board, and then it quickly shrunk.
He returned his right hand and quickly stepped back several steps. If his behavior was seen by people in the human world later, they would definitely laugh on the spot, but as a small mountain village at this time
villagers, but they admired Shi Guang very much.
Without him, there was already a trace of fear in their hearts for unknown things, especially monsters like the monster with a loud roar and extremely fast running speed. Otherwise, the young people among them would have been close to the motorcycle.
A touch study was conducted.
After retreating a few steps, Shiguang waited quietly for about a minute, then cautiously moved towards the motorcycle and slowly got close to it again. Although he was ready to retreat this time,
He was prepared, but he was not as shaky as the previous times. Instead, he was a lot bolder. He actually bent his index finger and struck continuously with the outside of the middle joint of his index finger.
"Dang, dang, dang, dang." As the sound of metal being struck came out, whether it was Shi Guang who was tapping the motorcycle fender or the villagers from the small mountain village surrounding them, they all had strange expressions on their faces. In their hearts