"Uncle Shiguang, why does the sound of this strange thing sound so like the sound of steel? Could it be that this thing is originally made of steel? But if that is the case, what is the sound of this thing made of steel?
How can you run?"
"It's not all made of steel. The place I'm hitting now should be made of leather." After hearing other people's questions, Shi Guang happened to hit the leather seat cushion of the motorcycle, so
He immediately dismissed the other party's question.
"Is it made of leather? In that case, it is possible that this strange thing is some kind of mutated animal. But where are the legs of this thing? Could it be that as everyone said before, these two wheels are
Are these mutated legs?"
"Yes, is it true that there are animals that run on two wheels in this world? This has not even happened in myths and legends? Could it be that it really fell from the sky? That's not right! Tie Zhu is not a god.
, how can you be lucky enough to get a divine object?"
"Hey! What are you talking about? How could this thing be a divine object? If it were a divine object, wouldn't Uncle Shi Guang be irritating this weird thing by banging it randomly like that? Therefore,
It is absolutely impossible that it is a divine object, and I also guess that this
The thing is not a mutated animal at all, but an object made of pure steel. For example, the wooden ox and flowing horse made by Zhuge Liang during the Three Kingdoms period are also made entirely of wood. And they can still carry objects and walk.
"
"Young man, if you can read and read, you will naturally know more than me. We have also heard of Zhuge Liang's wooden cow and flowing horse, but the wooden cow and flowing horse we know also walks on four legs! But no one has ever heard of a wooden cow flowing like a horse.
It runs on wheels. From this point of view, it seems that it is not true that this thing is not an animal. I wonder how you can explain it?"
"I...I can't explain clearly. I just made a random guess based on the sound that Uncle Shi Guang made and combined with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms that I have read before. I can't give a reason. How about asking for help?"
Uncle Shi Guang, please explain it to everyone!"
"That's right, Brother Shiguang, now that you're looking, you're also tapping and touching, you should be able to see something, right? Besides, you are the only one in our village who has gone out and seen
People in the world, you should have figured out what this thing is, right? Just tell us honestly, but don't deliberately try to trick us!"
"Why should I care? Tell the truth! Although I am called the only person in the village who has seen the world, in fact, I have traveled less than two hundred miles more than you. You have not gone out.
I didn’t leave the town we were in either.
Go out of the county where we are! And it was already ten years ago. How is the situation in the county changing now? I don’t have a blind eye and don’t know anything? So I don’t know anything about this.
I really don’t know why.”
After saying this, Shiguang temporarily stopped talking, and then slowly moved from the front of the motorcycle to the right side of the motorcycle, then gently squatted down his thin body,
Then he patted the motorcycle’s exhaust pipe and continued:
"Although I can't figure out what this weird thing is? But I know that this weird thing must be a male." After Shi Guang said these words with certainty, he continued to squat and used his hand again.
I patted the motorcycle exhaust pipe several times with my hand.
His action seemed extremely natural on the surface, but most of the male villagers at the scene quickly realized from Shiguang's action that some married women at the scene were reacting.
After coming over, they all covered their faces and mouths and chuckled secretly. As for those who didn't react, they were at a loss.
"Uncle Shi Guang, why do you say this thing is male? From which aspect do you judge it? Why can't I see it? Uncle Shi Guang, can you tell me all the reasons for your judgment and your judgment experience?
Us? I really want to learn."
At this time, a stupid young boy, because he did not observe the strange expressions of most people present, impatiently put forward his own questions and requests. Before he finished speaking, most people present were already laughing.
He fell forward and backward.
"I...did I say something wrong? I didn't say anything. Why are you laughing so evilly? I really can't see it! You elders are also serious. If you don't understand what's so funny, just ask,
Isn’t this what you often ask us to do?”
"Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Boy, you... you are really a talent. How can Uncle Shi Guang tell you such a question in front of so many people? If you really want to know, wait for me later.
After everyone has dispersed, you can slowly ask Uncle Shi Guang for advice. He is an expert in this field. I believe that after he teaches you this time, you will fully understand what is going on.
Hmm! That's not right! Brother Shiguang, even if this thing is male, is there anything with two of those words? No, no, there is still a problem with your judgment. No matter how you say it, it can't be done all at once.
There are two things, and there is also the issue of size. Look at what you said, the proportion is too big. Is there anything with such a large proportion in the world?"
"Hahahaha! That's right! Shiguang! If you think about it again, I'm afraid your judgment is really wrong! Think about yourself, although the proportion is not small, but compared with this one, the gap is not
It's just as big! From this point of view, do you still stick to your judgment?" At this time, an evil old man actually used Shi Guang and the motorcycle's exhaust pipe as a joke.
"That's not necessarily true. After comparing the donkey to you, don't you also think that the donkey's words should not be true? Since donkeys all exist in reality, then things with a larger proportion than donkeys
, why can’t it be established?”
"Shiguang, you... you are so angry with me. How can you compare me with a donkey? I didn't say anything to you! Anyway, there is a problem with your judgment this time, and there is a big problem. I think
Those two big sticks should be the two legs of this strange thing. There is no distinction between male and female at all, and there is no way in the world there can be representative organs of such huge proportions."
"How could it be the two legs of this weird thing? If you don't believe it, try to move it yourself and see if you can move it at all. For something so hard and immovable, if it is a pair of legs,
As for the legs, can they bend and walk?"
"Ah! Is it really impossible to break it off at all? Then... let me try! I don't believe it. Since it can run, how can it be so stiff that it can't even be broken off? If that's really the case
, then how can you run? I don’t believe it!
In other words, even if it is something like that, it can't be so stiff that it can't even be broken, and it can still make a steel-like sound when it is struck. If it is not real steel, what else can be done in it?
The one that makes a steel-like sound when struck? If it really is made of steel, haha! How could it be that thing? Do you think it is? Hahahahaha!"
"Hey hey hey!" "Hahaha!" "Hehehe..." In an instant, all kinds of laughter, laughter and snickering were heard on the scene. Those who laughed and laughed naturally understood the meaning.
Men, and the ones covering their mouths and snickering were the married ladies.
At this time when Lingqi's celestial vision was inquiring, his soul in the realm could not help but laugh. He really didn't expect that this large group of villagers were not only ignorant, but also so funny.
He actually started talking nonsense in front of so many women and children. Although he said it in a rather subtle way, who could not hear it? He continued to argue over and over again.
Fortunately, the argument between the old men and Shiguang did not last long. The motorcycle driver Tie Zhu, who was returning home for lunch, heard the roar of laughter outside his yard before he had time to let his parents see the photo of his girlfriend.
, I hurriedly walked out from home. The purpose was not only to see why everyone kept laughing for a long time, but also to show off in front of the villagers.
"Okay, okay, really, you elders, what are you talking about all the time? Brother Tiezhu has come out now, do you still need to argue? Let's invite Brother Tiezhu to come and talk to everyone!
No matter how much you argue, you still can't figure out what this thing is." The moment Tie Zhu walked out of his courtyard, a sharp-eyed young villager immediately spotted Tie Zhu wearing a postal uniform.
, and then immediately began to dissuade the old man who was arguing.
After hearing the young man's words of dissuasion, before he finished speaking, all the villagers at the scene turned their eyes to the iron pillars that had just walked out of the courtyard. Several old people who were arguing just now also heard the sound.
He stopped arguing and, like everyone else, turned his attention to the energetic young man Tie Zhu. Everyone was quietly waiting for Tie Zhu to explain to them.
Seeing all the villagers at the scene looking at him, Tie Zhu's pride instantly surged to the top. He also guessed that everyone would ask him questions, but he didn't know what questions they would ask.
He understood, so he had to smile and ask: "Everyone is watching what I am doing. If you want to ask me, you have to ask the question first so that I can answer it!"