Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 161 The big iron stick stabbed the director of the hospital!
Chapter 161 The big iron stick stabbed the director of the hospital!
"Dear listeners! It's our commercial time now."
As soon as he finished singing something, Qi Yuncheng immediately entered the stage again. When Luan Yunping found out, she subconsciously waved her hands and complained.
"It's been so long and I haven't heard anything serious!"
"Sister Wang!!" Qi Yuncheng looked sideways at Fang Fang and asked seriously, "What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly!"
"Oh! How come you have everything?"
"It doesn't matter if you have an unexpected pregnancy. Please go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital and find the director!
Three minutes of safe surgery.
Will it delay work?"
"Um?"
"Don't delay work, do the surgery today and go to work tomorrow!
Please remember to stab the director of the hospital with a big iron stick!"
As soon as the commercial ended, Luan Yunping complained at the side, "It sounds so enjoyable."
"Dear audience friends, next is the time for our Peking Opera Grand View Garden program, and we have invited an 81-year-old Peking Opera performing artist.
Teacher Wang Xiuhua.”
Luan Yunping: "This is an old artist."
"Please enjoy!"
"All right!"
Qi Yuncheng put his hands together, lowered his voice and immediately murmured in Hehe dialect, "Hello, dear listeners.
My name is Wang Xiuhua, I am eighty-one years old, and I have loved singing since I was a child!
That year I met the Peking Opera master, Mr. Mei Lanfang!
Mr. Mei likes me very much."
"yes!"
"I once said to me, Ni'er, your voice is suitable for singing Henan Opera!"
"Hi!" Luan Yunping and the audience all listened happily, "Mr. Mei still knows what is good and what is good."
"I love Peking Opera very much, and I want to shed my passion on the Peking Opera stage, so they stopped me and I have never been on stage in my life."
"Good guy, I'm not here, I've been talking about it for so long."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "The Peking Opera is over!"
"There's no Peking Opera here!"
"Sister Wang!!"
"Um?"
"What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly again!"
Luan Yunping was speechless and pointed with her hand, "Isn't this a little too fast?"
"Didn't I tell you once? The director of the hospital was stabbed with a big iron stick, and the operation was safe in three minutes!
Delay work?
Don’t delay your work, do the surgery today and go to work tomorrow, remember to stab the director of the hospital with a big iron stick!”
"It happens again."
"Dear listeners, now is the time for our traffic safety traffic light program. Welcome to listen to the traffic information sent by this station at accident-prone scenes."
"Live!!" Luan Yunping emphasized.
Qi Yuncheng immediately amplified his voice and shouted: "Hello, dear friends, I am at a crossroads now, this is... Duang!!!"
"Even reporters were killed?" Luan Yunping was surprised.
"Sorry for the signal loss, welcome to listen to the program in the studio."
"This reality is too chaotic."
"Sister Wang!!"
"oops!!"
When this was repeated again, Luan Yunping was completely helpless and turned her face away, not wanting to hear it. However, the audience below burst into laughter.
"What should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly?"
After a while, Luan Yunping looked back, "Aren't you going to do something else?"
Qi Yuncheng frowned, "I've told you three times, a big iron stick hospital stabs the director, and it takes three minutes for a safe operation!"
Delay work?
What kind of class are you in?"
"That's right, I'm too busy to have any time."
Ha ha ha ha!
Eh~~
As soon as I mentioned this, there was constant laughter and cheers.
There were even many little girls laughing so hard. How could they not know what they were so busy with?
These days, it's not like in the past, girls are even more knowledgeable than boys.
And after a while.
Qi Yuncheng said.
"Welcome to our local opera program!"
"It's a show again."
"In this program, you are invited to listen to an excerpt from Hebei Bangzi's "Yuanmen Zhanzi"!"
Luan Yunping gave a thumbs up, "That's good."
“It’s not that!!!!”
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng gave another high-pitched voice. After hearing this, the men, women, and children below cheered and applauded as always.
But the next second, Qi Yuncheng turned sideways and spoke again.
"Sister Wang, what should I do if I get pregnant unexpectedly again!"
"Hi! Here we go again."
"I can't help you right now."
"What's going on?"
"I'm pregnant too."
"screw you!!"
…
"Hahahaha! Good!!"
"This cross talk made me laugh so hard that I could hardly breathe. It was so funny."
"If Qi Yuncheng is not popular this year, who else will be popular!! His cross talk is so fun!"
"Master Hou! I'm afraid I'll never forget this big iron rod hospital like Sister Wang."
"Oh!! Qi Yuncheng!"
…
The cross talk has come to an end.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping began to bow and leave the stage amidst the restlessness of the audience.
In fact, there are many ways to learn radio, because you can add baggage at will, so there are many versions.
This is also something that actors need to deal with, because every performance cannot be exactly the same.
If they are exactly the same, they can only be students.
And as soon as they're done.
At this time, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who came to the door, also got up and prepared.
When you see them.
Qi Yuncheng also spotted a few more people going down, but he didn't pay much attention. He still smiled and said, "Master, uncle, thank you for your hard work. You have been watching here!"
Yu Qian nodded and praised.
"This performance was good, and the cooperation became more and more tacit! I also sang well in high notes. I can do more in the future."
I really like hearing it."
"Thank you! Let's go down and have a drink first."
Just as he was about to leave, Guo Degang suddenly called to his child and said one more word, "By the way! Yuncheng, I remembered something when you sang just now!"
That means changing to another singer during the curtain call.
After all, I have sung the curtain call in the Great West Wing so many times.
So this time I unboxed something fresh.
Now go and see how Qiling and the others are preparing the sesame cakes.
I wrote some lyrics for them when they came to do the side curtain just now.
You have it yourself."
"Okay!"
"Then go!"
Said a word or two.
The host announces the curtain on the stage.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian walked onto the stage together. The moment they appeared on the stage, the audience started to make a fuss.
"Thank you! Just now, two children talked about this, learning traditional cross talk on the radio and then adding personal adaptations can have a very good effect.
Anyway, if you work harder, these two kids will look better and better."
"That's right!"
"I also hope that you all will give Qi Yuncheng more praise, and you will blame him for getting into trouble this year."
…
Following the prelude speeches made by Master and Uncle on stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping went backstage first, not because they didn't listen.
But you need to take a break first.
After all, it has been said for so long.
This time when I went backstage, it was really crowded with people. If I wanted to move around, I almost had to brush my shoulders. The backstage of the theater was indeed too small.
But it’s also lively.
A group of actors gathered together to play, but Dalin was actually holding some paper in his hand to read the sesame cakes.
Qi Yuncheng didn't pay much attention to this.
Liu, who is taking his final call, will say the last thing.
The performance of Master and Uncle plus the encore lasts forty minutes, so there is still time to understand.
So first check your own system score.
You must know that the rating this time was given before unboxing, and he also worked a little harder today.
The purpose is to get an S score and then get ten years.
No matter what happens in these ten years, he has earned it with blood. This chapter has been completed!