After Qi Yuncheng noticed the time, he could only take his girlfriend backstage to change into his clothes.
The moment we went down, the opening ceremony of Deyun's 15th anniversary officially began.
But it's different from the past.
The entire wide theater stage lights dimmed at this moment.
There is a sense of déjà vu at a concert.
But when a light came on, a middle-aged man wearing glasses appeared amid a burst of cheerful music.
It's not Gao Feng.
It’s the character that Guo Degang often criticizes in his cross talk, Zheng Hao, who also has a name named Zheng Xiding!
Zheng Xiding stood in the middle of the stage, smiling, and at the same time narrated the introduction to today's cross talk drama through his own words.
"A long time ago, an emperor was traveling and heard good news.
It is said that the prime minister has a male egg in his house.
It is said that eating this male egg can make the emperor immortal.
The prime minister was very happy and ordered the prime minister to present the egg. The prime minister knew that he was in danger. But at this time, there was a man beside the emperor named Dongfang Shuo.
Dongfang Shuo said, Long live, I want to ask you for a ten-month long vacation.
The emperor was very surprised, why do you want to take ten months' leave?
Because the villain wants to go home and give birth to a baby.
Hearing this, the emperor was so happy that there is no reason for men to have children. Only women can give birth to children.
Dongfang Shuo said, long live, since you know that only women can give birth to children, how can there be eggs laid by roosters in the world?
A few jokes resolved the partisan disputes among the ministers and also gave the emperor a warning.
From then on, the emperor tacitly allowed Dongfang Shuo to participate in the discussion of national affairs by telling jokes. Later cross talk artists also called Dongfang Shuo their ancestor.
But when it comes to the true formation of cross talk, we have to talk about the Qing Dynasty!"
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Word by word.
Zheng Xiding told the story of the founder of cross talk, which was regarded as a narrator.
Wait until he finishes speaking.
The lights dimmed again.
Nothing is visible on the stage.
But after a few seconds, the lights slowly turned on.
The entire stage turned into a lively market along the Yanjing Overpass in the Qing Dynasty.
At the same time, various human voices, talking sounds, and walking sounds all responded.
Of course, when the scene is fully revealed to the audience.
In the middle of the stage, Xiaobai, carrying a vegetable seller's burden, appeared, shouting as he walked.
The shouting was naturally the same as in the rehearsal, but the sound was clearly transmitted to every corner of the North Exhibition through the microphones installed on the stage.
And the audience also gave huge applause.
There is praise for this actor, but more of it is happiness after the opening. After all, cross talk dramas like De Yun are indeed rare.
There is a strong sense of freshness.
However, the people on the stage and those doing business did not stop applauding and continued to flow.
It's like that moment.
The stage was not a stage, but the groups of audiences below clearly saw the daily life of the people in Tianqiao at that time in this way.
But when Xiao Baiyue finished his drink and left with the vegetables.
An old man wore tattered clothes and started counting treasures by knocking on two boards. This thing is one of the basic skills of a crosstalk actor.
But at that time, it was just a way for beggars to ask for money from dignitaries.
As for the future, Xiao Meng and others also appeared one by one in order to better reflect the state of this society.
And not long after.
Suddenly there was a big movement on the stage.
That was Guo Degang, who was wearing a blue and black gown. Yu Qian led a group of guys on stage.
This time on stage.
It is impossible for the entire Beizhan Theater not to be sensational.
"oh!
!
Teacher Guo!
"
"Uncle Yu!
"
"Hahaha! In this outfit, except for Teacher Guo who is wearing a hat, everyone else's braided hairstyle is really awesome.
There's a big bald scoop directly in front of you."
"Good guy, Sun Yue's single white coat looks too big. What a big piece of fabric this is. And the meat is layer by layer!"
…
There are many people on stage together at this moment.
And he is almost someone Deyun is familiar with.
Needless to say, Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
People like Gao Feng, Sun Yue, Hou Zhen, Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Yue Yunpeng, Kong Yunlong, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang are all there.
As soon as he came up, Guo Degang said it was hard work, and then immediately took out some long wooden stools and cleared a table with these guys.
But this table is either used to block the actors, or it is moved behind to store things.
"Thank you for your hard work. It's all coded, it's all coded! It's almost done now!"
"That's almost it!" a group of guys behind agreed.
Guo Degang nodded, stood at the front of the stage, put his hands on his hips, looked at the packed audience below, and spoke his opening words.
"Okay, there are three old and four young people standing together inside and outside the court, bosses! There are quite a few people here today!
There must be hundreds of millions of people coming."
This sentence brought some laughter, it was not a burden, it was just a joke.
But just now.
There were about 20 people in the audience below, and they all raised a banner.
The above content is probably about wishing Deyun a happy fifteenth anniversary.
When Guo Degang saw it, he couldn't help but feel beautiful in his heart, and he knew that this was from Laohe's troops, otherwise they wouldn't be so organized and disciplined.
Of course, this will not block the people behind. After all, the banners are held on his chest, so that Lao Guo can clearly see their thoughts.
But Guo Degang definitely couldn't respond.
I can only continue to speak.
"Nothing else, we brothers are digging out cakes on the ground and looking for thieves on the other side, pointing here to eat, pointing to this to drink, we have to make the old and young men happy.
Let’s say a few lines and sing a few lines.”
"Hey, I'm happy." The braided Yu Qian stood aside and nodded.
"If you give me some money, we can buy some porridge."
"That's right!"
Guo Degang handed over his hand and said, "Pick up the bowl of porridge and never forget your benefits! Then I will sing one!"
"bring it on!"
Although Guo Degang and Yu Qian were not standing together, but were separated by a meter or two, they still continued to talk to each other.
Then the former started to sing.
"Da Ya Qing Ya Yi Ya Tong~~"
Taipingchu~~
Just like the girl tonight misses her husband~~
Mom, please fuck me~~"
Everyone and Su: "Hey, hey, hey, mom, hello, Hutu~~"
"The sister in Dongzhuang is older than Nu~~
What a blessing it is to hold a baby in your arms~~
Mom, please fuck me~~"
Everyone and Su: "Hey, hey, hey, mom, hello, Hutu~~"
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One sentence at a time.
Some of the passers-by walking on the stage listened, and some were attracted to stop and watch the fun.
But dressing up is different.
Those who talked about cross talk barely wore long gowns, and even Qi Yuncheng, Xiaoyue, and Kong Yunlong who were staying behind wore casual gowns and coarse trousers, and those who stood almost wore mandarins or fine fabric clothes.
It looks relatively wealthy.
At least it's much better than them.
And wait until the song is finished.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian also felt that they were about the same.
The former amplifies the voice and speaks.
And turned back to look at these guys.
"Are all the young and old here? We need to play something. Which one of you can play?"
"I'll have one!
!”
"I'm coming!
"
"I'll have one!
"
A group of guys were shouting after each other from behind.
But Qi Yuncheng, who was wearing a gray coat, trotted up to his master in an instant, "Brother! Brother! Let me do it!"
No problem for me to come!
Guaranteed to keep everyone entertained!”
Hahahahaha!
The man just came out from behind and this sentence was given.
The entire Beizhan Theater was laughing so hard.
There were bursts of laughter.
"Good guy, if I didn't know that Teacher Guo is Master Qi Yuncheng, I wouldn't have heard anything strange about this sentence."
"This is called brother-in-law. That's called kindness."
"I guess Qi Yuncheng has been holding back these words for almost half his life, and his heart has already blossomed with joy!"
"I am a brother to my master. If I step down, I will probably be buried again."