Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 231 Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I'm sleeping with your wife too!
Chapter 231 Isn't this a coincidence, isn't it, I'm sleeping with your wife too!
Actors on stage perform roles.
Then he is definitely not a master and apprentice.
There is absolutely no problem in calling him brother, not to mention that it is a specially designed baggage.
But Guo Degang showed a hint of surprise when he looked at Qi Yuncheng, then glanced at Brother Qian'er and spoke hesitantly.
"This, can this allow him to have one?"
Yu Qian watched the excitement the whole time, "Come on one! Right, brother!"
"Of course!" Qi Yuncheng didn't feel that there was any agreement at all. Anyway, he had no seniority at this time.
"Then let's have one to make the old and young gentlemen happy."
Guo Degang had no choice but to nod and go back to sit on the bench behind him.
The next second, Luan Yunping also came over consciously.
However, the two people were not standing side by side like in a cross talk, or they were facing each other, as if they were meeting acquaintances while walking.
"Then let's have one." After Qi Yuncheng cupped his fists and handed over his hands to everyone, he looked at Luan Yunping and shouted enthusiastically, "Here we come, buddy!"
"Here we come!" Luan Yunping was naturally dressed like a commoner in the Qing Dynasty at this moment, and said.
"Hey! We are all familiar with the audience here today. Who among us is bad at talking about it, but Coyotito."
"That must be Coyotito."
"By the way, I heard you moved?"
Luan Yunping nodded, "I just moved."
"Where did you move?"
“Qianmen Street!
"
Qi Yuncheng was suddenly startled, showing joy, and shouted loudly, "Who is it?"
"Me."
"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't this a coincidence?"
Shocked by this, Luan Yunping took half a step back and asked, "What's going on?"
"I live on Qianmen Street too!"
"You also live on Qianmen Street?" Luan Yunping asked in confusion, "Then why haven't I seen you?"
"What a harm! You left early and I came back late, so you won't be able to worship the neighbors!"
"
"Oh, that's it!"
"What number do you live on Qianmen Street?"
"I live at No. 1 Qianmen Street!"
Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng started babbling again and asked quickly, "Who is it? Who is it?"
"Me!"
"Isn't it a coincidence? Isn't it a coincidence? Isn't it a coincidence? I also live at No. 1 Qianmen Street."
The more she talked, the more unbelievable Luan Yunping looked on her face. She even took a step closer to Qi Yuncheng and asked, "You live in No. 1 too? Then why haven't I seen you?"
"You left early and I came back late, so you won't be able to worship the neighbors!"
"Never seen it!"
"Then do you live in the south room or the north room of this number?"
"I live in the south room." Luan Yunping pointed in the direction.
Qi Yuncheng clapped his hands and said, "Isn't this a coincidence? I also live in the south room!"
This time Luan Yunping was surprised, "You also live in the south room? Then why haven't I seen you?"
"Isn't this enough to say? If you go out early and I come back late, you won't be able to worship the neighbors!"
"Well, I haven't seen any of them since I lived in the same house."
To put it bluntly, the crosstalk between the two people is just teasing and repeating it over and over again in order to reach the end.
At the end of the day, Qi Yuncheng was even more excited, "What do you usually lay and cover?"
"Spread a red mattress and cover it with a blue quilt."
"Who is it?"
"Me!"
"Isn't this a coincidence? I'll also spread out a red mattress and cover myself with a blue quilt."
"Good guy, I haven't seen you since we were in bed?"
"You go out early and I come back late, so you can't worship the neighbors! Then who do you usually sleep with?"
"I'm with my wife!" Luan Yunping said without hesitation.
Qi Yuncheng finally felt generally happy at this time, "Isn't this a coincidence? Isn't it, I'm sleeping with your wife too!"
"Fuck you!
!”
Hahahahahaha~~
There was laughter on and off the stage.
In the Qing Dynasty, to be honest, cross talk was based on gossip or some vulgar things to attract people, because of the market culture.
People love this.
I am also willing to stand firm.
As for this paragraph, it is indeed a very old and classic joke, but later Yue Yunpeng became popular and got to say it on the stage of the competition.
And after saying that.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping quickly went down laughing.
Then Yue Yunpeng quickly opened the folding fan and held it flat to ask for money.
"I'm sorry for all of you. If you have three melons and two dates, throw away a few. Look how good the two of you were just now. I'm sorry for you."
He bent over and shouted loudly, asking for it again and again.
But how can it be possible for everyone to give it.
In a large circle, only one or two people gave it to me.
To say it's sad is indeed sad.
But even if I don’t get any money, the cross talk jokes will follow.
Going forward, Qi Yuncheng sat in the back and watched Xiao Yue, Sun Yue acted, and even Dalin and Hou Ye came to play.
But just as he was talking, a group of beheading spectators suddenly dispersed the crowd, and now no one was left to listen to the cross talk.
As for asking for money again, I don’t know who to ask for it from.
This situation was indeed common at the time.
In the end, there was nothing we could do. Only Guo Degang started to work hard, kept shouting loudly, and then started to gather more than a dozen people.
"Take a look, have a look, come here and listen to this stuff! Nothing else, we old and young men have been standing on the overpass for a long time, all because of your help.
Don't look at the lack of people here today.
They are all benevolent and righteous gentlemen.
But then again, there are hundreds of people, and they behave in various ways. There are not many people here today, and all kinds of characters are all present.
And today one of you is this!
!”
With his right hand reaching down, Guo Degang made a gesture like a tortoise with his right hand.
Yu Qian was holding a fan beside him and said quickly, "Bastard?"
"Hey, his wife is pretty good to others. Someone said who this person is?"
"Then look for it."
"I can't say now, a person has a face and a tree has bark. If I say he dies, who does it count? Don't worry, he can't stay, he will leave now. When he leaves, I will tell you who it is!
"
In this conversation, Guo Degang used the traditional technique of tying a horse stake.
It makes people unable to leave even if they want to.
And this is what the older generation has figured out one by one.
But at this time, Lang Heyan, who was also a disciple of Deyun, had the intention of leaving in the crowd, but before he could take a step forward, a Jiuzi Ke next to him suddenly said something.
"Why are you going?"
"I'm leaving!"
"Didn't you listen to him?"
"What did you say?"
"Whoever leaves is the bastard!
!”
"Oh, then I can't leave."
Two people come out to talk to each other to achieve this effect.
But in the middle of the crowd watching the excitement, Yang Jiulang, with small eyes, suddenly appeared, and then looked at the audience at the North Exhibition and spoke indifferently.
"That's what I am anyway, I'm leaving!
!
"
Hahahahaha!
Laughter overflowed.
Everyone on the stage was moved and looked away, especially Qi Yuncheng among the crowd of cross talk actors. This time all members of Deyun came on stage.
Of course, they all participated in the Nine-Zi Family and the Crane Family.
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(I haven’t asked for anything since it was put on the shelves. If you have any three melons and two dates in your hand, just give it to me! I will try to write more today!)