Chapter 252 Are all bald people exposed to the sun?
Many girls were shouting.
Qi Yuncheng could only express his gratitude from above, and could no longer reply like he was answering his girlfriend, because his girlfriend was right below.
If you really answer like that, you will soon have to face an angry and jealous face.
Besides, this is not his character, how could it be like this?
So after receiving the gift, he and Luan Yunping returned to their place.
"Thank you everyone! It can be seen that everyone is very happy, it's the Dragon Boat Festival.
Eating rice dumplings and racing dragon boats are all festive activities."
"That's right." Luan Yunping replied standing behind the table looking at her partner.
"Of course, you all come here to listen to cross talk during festivals, that's because you love us.
So we work hard too.
As long as you are willing to listen, we will talk more today.
The same is true today.”
"good!
!”
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Hearing that the venue was going to be extra time today and the audience bought tickets, they must have felt that it was worth it and burst into bursts of joy and applause.
Wait for the applause to fall.
Qi Yuncheng would like to introduce the previous pair of actors first, "The actor who just performed for you is called Zhang Yunlei.
From the cloud family.
I have been with Deyun for a long time, but it was delayed for a few years due to some things, so I only came back recently.
It was obvious that I was very nervous going on stage and sweated a lot.
But it’s mainly because the weather has gotten hotter recently, and actors wear a long coat on stage to cover themselves up, so they get suffocated easily.”
"That's true."
"But having said that, the weather now is actually about average whether it's cold or hot."
"Really?" Luan Yunping asked from time to time.
Qi Yuncheng held the table and made a reminiscing gesture, "I heard from my master that it was so cold when he was in elementary school that the ground could freeze.
I don’t know anyone who feels that way, even if their children go to school, it seems like they can be blown away by the wind.”
"So big?"
"Now that the climate is getting warmer, it's not that cold anymore, but even the cold at that time was not the coldest."
"When is it the coldest?"
"To say that it is the coldest and hottest time, it has to be the time of old age."
This time Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping entered the scene very quickly, and the latter even came without saying a few words. The main reason is that the language of this joke is compact and full of humor.
So there is no need to carry any baggage or anything.
At this time, Luan Yunping looked puzzled, and said another sentence, "In the old age?"
"After checking the information and working hard, these things can withstand scientific scrutiny. When I say which year.
When you hear it, yes!
No one had any objections."
"Yeah?"
Qi Yuncheng acted confident, but the next second he regretted, "Unfortunately, I don't know which year it is."
"This is not nonsense!
"
Luan Yunping repeated her words speechlessly, and the audience laughed a few times.
But Qi Yuncheng still looked very serious, "So, science is very rigorous."
"What's all this rigorous about?"
"You ask me, when was he born? I don't know. I can't just tell you nonsense. He just had a very good time in his old age."
"Are you okay?" Luan Yunping stared at her partner before speaking.
"There is a wind every three days, and a rain every five days. The wind does not break the trees, the rain does not damage the seedlings, the horses are released in Nanshan, the swords and guns are stored in the warehouse, and the scene is peaceful."
"Just that peaceful?"
"You didn't make it in time." After describing it, Qi Yuncheng said excitedly.
Luan Yunping said: "Then you caught up?"
"I didn't catch up either."
"This is not nonsense!"
"Isn't this a discussion? At that time, the cold was really cold and the hot was really hot. The cold was refreshing and the heat was amazing.
And that heat is called heat."
"Then how to heat it up?"
Qi Yuncheng immediately extended his hand and looked at the audience to explain.
"In the past, no matter it was a hotel or teahouse, the guise was made of tin, and the guise was changed one day at a time."
"What's going on?"
"It's hot. In the morning, the man hung up the disguise. After a while, the disguise started to melt.
That’s it.”
"Oh? Is it so hot?"
"You can eat the eggs when you take them out. This means you are ready to eat. They are all ready. Here comes a big bowl with eggs, ducks, goose and eggs. Shake them outside."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand to hold the plate of eggs, and then shouted: "Get ready, okay! It was brought back in a flash."
"This is?"
"It's ripe."
…
After hearing this, everyone in the audience felt that it was amazing.
After sitting back in her seat, Song Yi listened even more so. After all, she had listened to less cross talk, and she would definitely not be able to finish listening to some traditional cross talk, but she had been working hard recently.
Anyway, I almost always turn on my boyfriend’s show at night.
Of course, that's because his voice and cross talk are so easy to help you fall asleep, almost to the point where you can sleep with him.
But at this time Qi Yuncheng continued to speak on the stage.
"As for the chickens, ducks, and small animals raised at home, there is no mention of letting them out during the day."
"Then what's wrong with going out?"
"You will die if you go out. As soon as you go out, you will be stung, stung, stung. My family should prepare soy sauce quickly."
"Are you going to eat it now?"
"It's ripe."
"Then do you want to let it go?"
"Let it go at night. If there is a sheep at home, and if the sheep runs out, tie it up with a stick immediately.
The big sheep has a big stick, the little sheep has a small stick.
The naughty one went out with a stick.
People hurried out to pick them up in the evening, some were big bunches and some were small ones."
Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand as if holding a mutton skewer. Luan Yunping was stunned when she saw it, "Have you skewered the lamb yourself?"
"It's so hot, it's so hot that I can't help it. Don't talk about animals, there's no one on the street during the day."
"Why does that person go out to do errands?"
"Yes, I have to go to work and do errands."
"right."
"Then choose a cloudy day. Even the workplace is closed. I go to work on a cloudy day and can't go out on a sunny day."
"What about going out?" As if looking for trouble, my partner Luan Yunping kept asking.
"As soon as this man goes out, the sun comes.
If it gets pricked, the hair will be gone."
"Bald?"
"Yes, have you seen the bald man on the street? He was bald back then."
"You're all bald because of that age?"
"Um!
"
Qi Yuncheng affirmed with confidence, but the stage was quiet for a few seconds because Luan Yunping really couldn't believe it.
After you have calmed down, pull your partner's hand and speak.
"wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"There are many types of bald people. For example, some bald people have hair on the back but no hair on the front. What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng made gestures on his head back and forth, and he roughly understood what it meant, "Is this a bald spot? The front is shiny, and the back is shawl-shaped?"
"Don't worry about how many are behind you, what's going on?"
"It's harmful! It's caused by the sun."
"How did you do this?"
"Take a look." Qi Yuncheng raised his head to look at the weather in the sky, then turned back to look at the audience, "Hey, it's cloudy today, let's go to work.
Wash your face, rinse your mouth, put away your things, get dressed and grab your bag.
Open the door to work and push the door open.
My head is going in and out."
"yes."
"The clouds passed, and when the sun came out, there was a piercing sound."
"This is?"
Qi Yuncheng patted the hair in front of him, then suddenly shook it back, "The hair in the front is gone, but the hair in the back is still flowing."
"Stop being so elegant."
"Do you know this?"
"Oh, is this how you sunbathe?"
Luan Yunping finally understood. After thinking about it for a while, she asked, "What else? There is hair in the front, but no hair in the back."