Chapter 261 I still want to perform Wu Zhuizi with my master!
After reading his girlfriend's last text message and thinking about her usual figure, Qi Yuncheng really didn't expect to buy a bigger one.
It's indeed a bit embarrassing.
Maybe I really overestimated it.
As for asking again, there is nothing wrong with it.
She was probably asleep now, and she would have to ask her questions later, so on the way home, Qi Yuncheng turned around and pulled out a one-liner that Mr. Liu Baorui once said.
I have to save my time and say this once.
He needs to study hard.
But that doesn't mean it won't happen.
Although this system did not give him any experience in this area, stand-up is also the basic skill of cross talk.
The basic skills of cross talk are not just as simple as learning to sing.
It is divided into twelve gates in total.
Opening poem, Men Liu'er, Bai Shasha Zi, Taiping lyrics, stand-up comedy, flattery, teasing, three-person cross talk, asking for money, oboe, ventriloquism, counting treasures.
Among them, stand-up is also included, and it is also a must-learn.
But it has to be said that many of the above-ground skills are rarely performed in theaters and rarely passed down.
Let’s not talk about other things, just Baishasha. In fact, Deyun doesn’t know much about it.
Of course, there are some disciples who are able to spread the word, but they are not proficient in it.
After all, there is almost no need for this stuff now, so naturally I can’t learn it, and I don’t know if Teacher Gao and the others will teach it.
But there is one thing to say, this thing.
He, Qi Yuncheng, really knows how to do it.
He used to live in a big courtyard and learned it by practicing with his master.
The place for practice is the entire ground.
There were a few dogs nearby, and they were having a good time.
It's just that he hasn't touched this thing for several years.
Because there is really no place to use it.
It's impossible to say something on the stage and suddenly someone comes, right?
The form of expression is different. If it is not on the roadside, it will not be easy to display.
"Why!"
Thinking of this, Qi Yuncheng, who originally liked folk arts, actually felt quite uncomfortable, fearing that another few decades would pass.
These basic skills are really just talk.
Very unwilling.
Because this is actually one of the traditional cultures of our country, and it is also a craft. If one skill is missing, it means that one skill has been covered up in the long river of time.
Anyway, no matter what, if I am thirty or forty years old in the future, I will accept a disciple by myself.
Regardless of whether you need to use these or not, you must learn them.
But just when I was thinking about this, Master Liu Baorui's unique yin-yang voice suddenly came from the mobile phone. As soon as I heard this voice.
Qi Yuncheng felt like everything was back to his childhood, but he couldn't disturb the driver, so he lowered his voice.
But the next second, the master in front spoke.
"It's okay, young man, please turn up the volume louder. I also like cross talk and folk art. It's okay!"
"Okay!" Qi Yuncheng agreed with a smile, and then raised the volume slightly.
Soon, the only voice left in the car was Master Liu Baorui.
But to be honest, Master Liu Baorui's voice was once disliked by his master, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.
Because he was tone-deaf and was born missing one of his skills, everything he sang was out of tune.
However, he later developed his own artistic style.
Then he became the stand-up king among the people of later generations.
But in this stand-up, Mr. Liu Baorui really couldn't surpass his master, Mr. Zhang Shoucheng.
Because Liu Baorui is known as the king of stand-up, and Mr. Zhang Shoucheng is known as the big joker, with very high skills.
But compared with his mentor, he has his own unique performance style, and it can even be said that he has formed a personal artistic school.
So this can be regarded as another way of saying that the greener is better than the bluer.
After all, when it comes to stand-up, people will definitely think of him first.
that's all.
Along the way.
Qi Yuncheng listened to many of Mr.'s jokes, all of them classics, so he got home without even realizing it.
After arriving home.
I was still listening, but focused on the Apprentice joke.
Not only the words, but also the performance techniques, changes in voice rhythm, and hesitation and frustration all need to be studied.
This research is actually not a matter of one or two days.
At the same time, there was no delay in what the system provided.
no way.
Those things really cannot be digested completely within a period of time, let alone the Jingyun drum that was only recently obtained.
So now he doesn't expect the system to appear again.
Fortunately, the system really didn't come out.
Otherwise, if he gets another ten years, he really won't know where to start.
Anyway, I am only in my twenties, so take your time.
But for schools.
Guo Degang, Wang Hui, and Gao Feng were really attentive. They even went to the school to show up when the cooperation was established.
And Guo Degang even became a visiting professor at this school. For a time, he attracted a lot of attention from the media or online.
Because everyone knows that he is not highly educated.
If you become a professor and can give lectures to college students, some people will definitely criticize you.
But this is a matter of mutual consent. Deyun doesn't care about anything at all. The main thing is to cooperate in running a school.
But that's exactly why.
As for the theater, Gao Feng and the others are too busy.
So Luan Yunping's arrangement is very useful.
Then about a week later, Qi Yuncheng’s stand-up comedy show at Deyun Tianqiao was finally here.
This time Qi Yuncheng didn't arrive at the beginning.
It wasn’t until the fourth performance of the show that we reached the backstage.
Mainly because it rained today, so I didn’t know what to do so early.
"Brother, are you here?"
When Meng Hetang saw someone backstage, he immediately shouted.
Qi Yuncheng nodded, put the umbrella in his hand down in the corner, and took care of his shoes and shoulders that were wet from the rain.
The rain is not heavy.
But it's not small either.
The feeling of pattering.
"How are the people who came today? Luan Yunping went to perform at another venue, and it's raining, so there shouldn't be that many people coming."
"Where!" Meng Hetang immediately said again, "This time, a large number of spectators have already arrived at the opening of the show. They are all coming with umbrellas, and there are still so many spectators outside. Didn't you see it?"
"No."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head. How could he go through the front door when he came to the theater? Otherwise, he would be surrounded soon, so he usually went through the back door.
But when I came over, I also noticed that there were all umbrellas in the alleyway by the back door.
"Who is talking now?" Suddenly, Qi Yuncheng asked again.
"A joke between Dalin and Mr. Hou."
"Hey, Mr. Hou also performed? This is rare."
"Warcraft said last week that it will be maintained today."
"That's no wonder."
Qi Yuncheng was still wondering why Mr. Hou was talking about it. With this explanation, there really was no problem.
Otherwise, Mr. Hou would not be so diligent. How could he perform on stage so often if he didn't even want to write a note in the program?
That’s tiring. Doesn’t it feel good to play games? Doesn’t it feel good to rest?
Unless you can't play games at home anymore, then you can make do with theater performances.
Not much to say.
Qi Yuncheng quickly changed into a coat. Although he had only performed in the middle of the show, the rest of the show was not long, so after changing, he went to the side curtain to see the Marquis.
Go over and take a look.
Marquis and Dalin were having fun on stage.
Especially the former, who are talkative and add their own things to basic words, so they are hard to guard against.
He has his own special characteristics and baggage, but he doesn't have the experience to match him.
So sometimes Dalin is so anxious that he is almost speechless.
And after they came down, one program followed another.
Soon it was time for the last saving show.
It is also his own performance.
The host comes to the stage.
"Next, please enjoy the stand-up comedy "The Apprentice"! The performer is Qi Yuncheng!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
An announcement.
The audience under the stage was completely excited.
Even though the name of today's saving show only has three characters: Qi Yuncheng, almost most of the people came here because of him.
Now that it's finally here, how can you not be excited?
Even before people came out of the side curtains, some audience members were already carrying their belongings and running from their seats to the bottom of the stage.
Qi Yuncheng, who had just come out, saw this and quickly took a few more steps to pick him up.
Let’s not talk about what we are holding in our hands.
Just looking at the excited and happy faces on the edge of the stage makes people feel happy.
But when I bent over and took a large box measuring several dozen centimeters from a girl, I was a little confused and asked, "What is this?"
"A thousand-piece puzzle!! I bought it specially today."
Qi Yuncheng's expression didn't know what to say, "A thousand puzzle pieces? Do you really think we said that the cross talkers have nothing to do backstage? Then let's put together the puzzle together."
Ha ha ha ha!
As soon as I said it, the sense of picture came to mind, and the audience burst into laughter.
And amidst the laughter, Qi Yuncheng also opened the box. Well, it was really a dense puzzle, but I still have to thank him.
"Thank you! The World of Warcraft server will be stopped today, and I will let Mr. Hou lead us to fight together later."
Having said this.
Qi Yuncheng continued to receive gifts from others, but after a while, an elder brother brought something big.
A large folding fan of nearly one meter.
When I brought it in, everyone around me gave it a careful thumbs up.
Qi Yuncheng himself was a little scared, "Is this for me?"
"That's right!"
"Then let me take a look."
Taking it from the stage, Qi Yuncheng felt that it was not light as soon as he held it in his hand, but he could hold it firmly, but the length was really more than half a person tall.
Then he used all his strength to open the closed folding fan.
Just heard a crash.
A beautiful large-scale landscape painting fan was displayed, and under the stage lights, this fan was even more dazzling and beautiful.
After seeing this.
Many viewers sighed.
It's indeed pretty.
Especially the big one.
After checking it, the actor can be blocked tightly.
Naturally, Qi Yuncheng also likes it. Small theaters are like this. Some audience members may prepare gifts in advance after knowing that there will be an actor they like next week.
But I couldn't delay the performance, so I quickly closed the fan.
"Okay, thank you! I will try to bring it with me when I perform the martial arts pendant with Captain Luan later. Of course, I still hope that Master will measure my work."
Ha ha ha ha!
Another burst of laughter came out.
Because you are going to perform a martial arts pendant with this, let alone performing, you can directly prepare for other things.
As for Mr. Guo measuring the work, let’s not talk about it.
Died on the spot.
So as to complete his Qi Yuncheng's goal.
Not to mention Wu Zhuangzi, just spitting out lotus flowers is enough.
In no time.
After Qi Yuncheng collected all the gifts, he stood behind the table and spoke.
At the same time, he patted the wood on the table.
Started his own opening poem.
It's a good time to say it, because the audience just went back after talking about the gifts, and they were quite excited.
“On the first day of the New Year’s Eve, after the second day of the Lunar New Year, it’s the third day of the Lunar New Year.
The first day of the lunar month is fifteen and a half months, and the sixth month is a full half year."
Snapped!
Xingmu took the photo again.
The audience applauded.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.
“It rained a little today and the weather was a little cooler. I thought there would be fewer spectators, but I didn’t expect so many people to come.
The pit was full of three to four hundred people.
Thank you all for coming.
In addition, everyone also heard the announcement. Today I am here to talk about a stand-up comedy. I rarely talk about stand-up comedy.
There’s no other reason than that it’s not easy to say.”
After speaking briefly like this, there was much less movement below, and all eyes were on him.
At the same time, a large number of people took pictures with their mobile phones.
"Actually, it's not easy to learn anything. Of course, there are so many geniuses, but this genius is only one point.
It depends on your own efforts.
But you can't say there is none at all.
It also matters which bowl of rice a person should eat."
As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Yuncheng pointed to himself helplessly behind the table, "You see, I should just talk about cross talk, because I have been in contact since I was a child.
If you don't tell me, what else can you do?
There is also a reason why we talk about cross talk.
At first he said that I would study with my master and be a student, but he wouldn’t let me.”
"When he saw me, he said that this kid was stupid, so he couldn't do it. But later, because of something, he had to find me as an apprentice.
Because of what? Just because of this."
“On the street outside our alley, there is a wood shop that sells tables, chairs, benches, and small dining tables.
The shopkeeper's surname is Hao, and his given name is Jin.
Shopkeeper Hao loves to drink. He can't do it without drinking. He gets drunk when he drinks, and sleeps when he's drunk.
Nothing else, just drinking all day long.
No one wants to work for him.
Why? He likes to drink. He prepares two dishes in the restaurant and eats them in the house behind closed doors.
Workers eat steamed buns and drink millet porridge.
A little money every month, but I won't give you any money.
That's it, he still doesn't want to spend it."
"How about keeping the money for yourself and drinking? He is good at playing cards and gambling. Later, shopkeeper Hao came up with an idea.
What's your idea?
Instead of workers, hire apprentices and apprentices.
Come to me and be an apprentice for five years, taking care of food and clothing."
When the conversation changed, Qi Yuncheng said with a complaining attitude, "Actually, who cares what to wear? It's just his leftover clothes.
I only care about eating steamed buns and millet porridge, but I don’t care about how full I am.”
"And in his carpentry shop, he needs to be taught carefully. After one year, he will be able to make tables, chairs and benches. He has been an apprentice for five years.
I worked for him for four years without getting paid."
"The conditions for accepting a disciple are quite harsh. Why?" Qi Yuncheng continued, "When he comes, he has to ask first. What is the question? He is not afraid of anything else. He is always afraid of people stealing his things.
Of course, tables, chairs, and benches are not allowed to steal things. If one is missing, it will be obvious.
The main reason is that he likes to drink and is afraid of people stealing his wine.
He didn't want to drink because he knew how to drink, but he didn't say that.