Chapter 295 As long as I love it, I don't care whose wife it is!
Seeing some people getting up to go to the toilet, Qi Yuncheng could only guess that he just drove here and didn't have time, so he went there at the beginning.
There was even a sense of urgency, because the second game was between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yuping.
But what else could be said? He and Luan Yunping pulled up two chairs and continued to watch Dalin and Yan Hexiang's performance.
Take a look at this.
There is a very strange feeling.
The actors themselves perform their own thing, and the audience also tells their own thing.
Formed a life and death.
After all, this cross talk requires a lot of narrative skills from the actors, and it also requires a certain amount of acting ability. Otherwise, it will be difficult to grasp the show, and the audience will be restless and confused if they cannot grasp what is being said.
But once you don’t understand what is being said, the attention of the theater will be distracted, and the audience will naturally not be able to listen.
Just like following a math class, if you get distracted for a moment and then come back, the whole process will be completely baffling.
It would be much better if it was performed in a small theater.
Most of the old audiences can understand and accept such works, but they are very particular on the stage of commercial performances.
Therefore, Qi Yuncheng had to admit that he made a mistake in judging this work, misjudged the location, and misjudged the effect.
But he, who was sitting in the side curtain, didn't blame him too much. This kind of mentality was too normal.
I thought that if small theaters can work, commercial actors and actresses can also work.
So I am very confident.
But a work is not only finished after being tested in a small theater, but also requires human experience to make judgments and choices.
After all, Master Guo Degang often talks about cross talk on any occasion.
It makes perfect sense.
In this way, time passed by minute by second.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang slowly completed the entire work, and some audience members applauded.
However, the moment the host went up and they came down.
The two of them were almost covered in sweat.
The audience didn't respond and didn't pay much attention. How could they not be in a hurry? If they were, they would be in a hurry for more than 20 minutes.
I sweat more than a trip to the gym.
Because being anxious is the scariest thing.
But there is nothing you can do.
I survived.
"Brother! Captain Luan! I'm sorry, I, I messed up the opening."
Yan Hexiang came over and said with a crooked mouth, "I was also wrong, I didn't get the results."
Luan Yunping didn't speak. He knew that what he said would be unpleasant, so he stared at his partner to see what he said.
But again, Qi Yuncheng doesn't care at all.
Something that is totally unthinkable.
"It's okay, go down and wipe off your sweat and rest for a while, then we will go up!!"
The voice fell.
The host arrives at the location to announce the curtain.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Swordsman"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
"oh!!!!"
"Quick quack quack quack!"
"I love you, Qi Yuncheng!"
…
As soon as the host left the microphone, the actor came out from the side curtain for less than half a second.
All the audience went from being noisy and unfocused at the beginning to becoming extremely excited and happy in an instant.
And he didn't even look away.
That's what crosstalk is.
If you are familiar with it, the audience will appreciate it no matter what.
The pace is not slow.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping still bowed first after arriving near the cross talk table.
After bowing, the former began to turn up the microphone.
At the same time, he muttered in his mouth.
"It can be seen from Dalin's genes that he is indeed Teacher Guo's biological son!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter suddenly rolled in.
In one sentence, two people were harmed at the same time.
And don't look at just a simple sentence, it is very important to mobilize the atmosphere of the venue, after all, the opening warm-up was not warmed up well.
Then Qi Yuncheng continued to speak.
"Some of you are familiar with the two people who just opened the show, some are not. Their names are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang. They are two newcomers."
"That's right, let's assist us today." Luan Yunping said while folding a white handkerchief on the table.
"I came here today to make you feel familiar. At the same time, I would like to thank my friends for coming to watch our performance. I am very excited at this moment.
Because our situation has changed today.
What about the stage of Poly Chicken Yard?"
"Just give me a moment."
Luan Yunping had not finished folding the handkerchief, so she quickly stopped her and said, "When you say that, the nature has changed."
"No change! The two of us are here to sell too!"
"Hooh!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
"Xu~~"
There was more laughter.
There were a lot of boos, and although the audience was praising these two, the reason why they were praising them was now clear.
It's really easy to make people laugh.
"I really don't know what to say about you." Luan Yunping was speechless, "Have you ever seen someone who sells tickets? How good is this business?"
As soon as he said this, Qi Yuncheng became angry, "This is such an elegant place, and you are talking about this, a dirty person."
"Nonsense, you said it first. This is the Poly Theater."
"Yes, this theater can be said to be a sacred stage, and there are still very few cross talk performances, because this is a place for stage plays, dramas, and musicals."
Luan Yunping immediately responded: "I will be ruined by you tonight."
"What do you mean? It's not suitable anyway, because the stage is far away from the audience, and because of this, there was no one to give gifts when I came up.
It embarrasses me a bit.
I know you might be too lazy to come over, or maybe you didn’t buy it, but it doesn’t matter, just say it, there’s no need to hide it.”
"It's too shameless to ask for this gift."
Luan Yunping shouted.
Immediately many spectators rushed over.
It’s not that I really want this gift, I just want to liven up the atmosphere and interact with the audience while receiving the gift.
After all, the auditorium of the venue is indeed a bit far away, and there is not much interaction, which almost makes you feel alienated.
As for how he got these experiences, he has been trained in small theaters for so many years, and there are also things that were given or given to him by the system.
Anyway, it is very practical and can be used frequently.
And after receiving the gift.
Qi Yuncheng said with a satisfied look, "Thank you all for coming and giving me so many things."
"Didn't you get this as a gift?" Luan Yunping said angrily.
"Today's theater is indeed special and more elegant, but those who talked about cross talk a long time ago were just low-class and could not get on the stage.
So it can be regarded as the change of times, which has changed a lot of cross talk."
"That's right."
"So as a crosstalk actor, how can you do this crosstalk well? There is actually a trick to it."
"Oh." Luan Yunping looked extremely interested, "Is there any trick to this?"
“Appreciate both the refined and the popular!!”
"We often say these four words."
"Elegance is as elegant as it is vulgar; vulgarity is as vulgar as it is elegant."
Luan Yunping looked at the audience and said, "This is still a dialectical relationship."
"How can there be lotus without mud? It's too elegant."
"Why not?"
"Have you ever mastered Kunqu Opera?"
"This is Ya."
"It's so elegant, and each line has many allusions to it, so it was very difficult to sell tickets for Kunqu Opera during the Republic of China."
Qi Yuncheng squinted his eyes and looked like he had something spread out in his hands, "You have to wear spectacles and hold a Kangxi dictionary to listen to the opera.
Watching a show is more tiring than farming."
"It's like watching a show if there's no harvest."
"To be too elegant is not romantic, too elegant is not enough, and of course too vulgar is not enough."
"Why is this custom bad?" Luan Yunping stood behind the table and wondered.
Qi Yuncheng turned around and stared at his partner, "Luan Yunping took off her pants as soon as she came on stage."
"Huo! Who can see me?"
The voice fell.
The audience below the stage burst into cheers and laughter, and many people shouted directly with smiles.
"Let me see!!!"
"Take one off!!"
"Let me see!!"
"Hahaha! Captain Luan takes off one."
…
Listening to this huge commotion, Luan Yunping had never been so speechless before, she couldn't help but laugh and said, "You guys risked your life for me.
It seems that the quality of young and old men in Yanjing needs to be improved."
Qi Yuncheng: "So it's not too elegant or too vulgar, let alone the first in literature and the second in martial arts. If you like it, you can come here to watch it, and if you don't, you can watch it here."
"No matter what, it seems that they are co-authors, right?"
"There is also a musical here. You can watch it if you like. You don't have to listen to the cross talk."
"That's true."
"So it all boils down to that sentence."
"What?"
"Every gadget will amaze all the customers, and all the guests will be entertained with banquets. If you like it, that's the last word, and no one can stop you.
Say a bad word."
"How to say it?"
"As long as I love you, I don't care who his wife is."
"What kind of words are these!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly another burst of laughter erupted from the Poly Theater.
Not only the old men laughed, but also some girls covered their mouths and laughed happily, just like such an unreasonable style.
The key is that this is similar to Cao Cao.
Unexpectedly, Qi Yuncheng still had heroic aspirations.
This is amazing.
"You are such a mess." Luan Yunping complained.
"That's what I mean."
"In addition, my master Guo Degang also told me two ways to do a good cross talk."
"Then why didn't you tell me? I'm a beloved disciple."
Suddenly Luan Yunping made a random comment, and the audience laughed a lot, which almost made Qi Yuncheng break his guard next to him.
I had no choice but to grit my teeth and continue smiling.
"There are two points in total. The first is to live, and the second is to endure."
"Hiss!" Luan Yunping took a breath and looked confused, "Why are these two sentences so stupid? Is this really what Master told you?"
"First alive."
"How to say it?"
Qi Yuncheng stretched out the four fingers of his right hand and said, "Four cross talk talkers are yelling at each other. If you beat those three people to death, you are an artist."
"If you survive to death, you will become an artist?"
"One will be shot at twenty-five, one will be killed by collision at thirty-one, and one will go crazy at forty. You are the only one left, who can't even speak human words.
You live to be eighty.
You are the artist."
"No one is making any excuses."
"Look, you have the right to speak! He has great abilities in his box, so I must survive.
Try to survive until the day when Master leaves."
"Okay! You're quite unsure of your body."
Qi Yuncheng suddenly sobbed, "My master is in great health!!"
"Oh, that's right, it won't be gone for the time being." Luan Yunping waved her hands happily, and at the same time passed the message down, "What about the second one?"
"Second, endure it."
"How can I endure it?"
"Look at Monk Tang, the road to the West is long, with high mountains and dangerous trees. It passes by nine demon caves and eighteen caves, and the caves are full of demons."
Qi Yuncheng immediately turned around and looked at Luan Yunping, pointing his hand angrily, "You can only go to the west if you survive until the end."
Luan Yunping was stunned for a moment, "It won't be a good thing after all. I'm going to the west."
"See the Buddha and get the true scripture!"
"Oh, this is considered a success."
"In addition, I think our master is very similar to Tang Seng in many places, isn't he Bajie?"
"What a mess, why am I turning into a pig?
Qi Yuncheng looked very serious and began to explain in detail, "Did Monk Tang dote on Zhu Bajie and love a disciple like Zhu Bajie?
I can tolerate many mistakes."
Luan Yunping: "Yes!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Master also dotes on you and loves you. Don't you often say that you are a beloved disciple?"
Luan Yunping: "Yes, I can't refute this, but there is no such comparison, so let's just say there are some similarities."
Qi Yuncheng: "There are many first names, Tang Monk, Tang Xuanzong, Tang Sanzang, Yudi, Yudi Gege."
Luan Yunping: "Okay, add one brother and it will be the same name."
Qi Yuncheng: "Our master also has many names."
Luan Yunping: "Everything."
Qi Yuncheng: "Some people call me Teacher Guo, and some people call me Godfather. That's what Tao Yang calls me."
"That's right." Luan Yunping nodded.
"There is a man named Zhang Yunlei in Deyun Society. He calls me master and brother-in-law, Dalin, who performed just now." Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side curtain and said, "Call me daddy."
"right."
"There is another name, which is his real name Guo Degang. But besides that, there is another similarity."
"you say."
"They are all remembered by fairies."
"What do you mean you are being remembered by fairies?"
"Eat a bite of Tang Monk's meat and you will live forever, curse Guo Degang and become famous!!",
"It really does exist."
This sentence came out.
Many viewers' DNA was about to move, because this sentence was circulating on the Internet, "Who is De Yun and Guo Degang" is very popular.
At the same time, Qi Yuncheng himself said it before during the Gangsi Festival, and he said it again today.
So the audience below was very restless.
The atmosphere was not good for a while.
And see this.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang, who were behind the curtain, never dared to go backstage because they both knew that they were not good enough to support the actors today.
I feel guilty.
I was very happy before I went to school, but things are really different now, so I have been studying things like Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping.
But seeing their experiences and then talking about them word for word, it really made them feel like they wanted to learn but couldn't learn anything.
At this time Qi Yuncheng spoke again, "The most important thing is that there is one place that is particularly similar."
"What!"
"There is a Zhu Bajie beside Tang Monk!!"
"Oh!" Luan Yunping agreed, and then she suddenly reacted and pulled her partner to speak, "You are talking about Teacher Yu, right? No, didn't you just talk about me?
Why did you go to Teacher Yu again?"
"Really?" Qi Yuncheng looked surprised, "Are you jealous? If you fight with Teacher Yu, one of the two pigs will get hurt if they fight.
Whoever wins gets it."
"What's the use of fighting over this thing?"
"Then you gave up to Teacher Yu? You are indeed a member of Team Luan. In ancient times, Kong Rong gave up to pears, and now Luan Yunping gives up to pigs!!!"
"This is all such a mess!!"
Looking at the two people on the stage.
The audience laughed again.
In ancient times, Kong Rong gave away pears, but now Luan Yunping gives up pigs!
The more they repeat this sentence, the happier they get. I really don’t know what it is.
And in this laughter.
Only then did Qi Yuncheng get into his own business.
"In ancient times, Kong Rong gave up pears, but now Luan Yunping gives up pigs! You will know the character of Captain Luan."
"Oops!" Luan Yunping couldn't bear to hear this and waved her hands, "Stop talking about this."
"Why he has this kind of character? It's because his family taught him well. But his family didn't teach, so they said his grandfather was a knight.
It is with great pride that Luan Yunping lets Zhu have such a spirit."
"You can't forgive the pig?"
"Your grandfather was very powerful."
"Is he really awesome?" Luan Yunping asked.
Qi Yuncheng said: "Of course, as a knight walking around the world, he does not carry a weapon."
"Then how to fight?"
"Just get a gourd."
"Can a gourd be used as a weapon?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed forward and fixed his eyes, "Suddenly, a thief came from the opposite side of the road at night, and your grandfather took out these seven gourds."
"Where are seven?" Luan Yunping looked sideways at her partner, looking slightly surprised.
"There are also formulas."
"What year?"
"Ding dong dong dong dong dong dong!"
"Calabash baby?"
"There are not seven, only one." Qi Yuncheng gestured with his hands at arm's length again, "A big one, but later I thought this big one was in the way."
"how?"
"Cut half of the gourd in half and call it a gourd."
"Yes."
Qi Yuncheng put it on his shoulder and said, "Your grandfather traveled all over the world carrying this ladle. Oh, he went whoring all over the world.
Whoring goes to the south and goes to the north.”
"Okay." Luan Yunping stretched out her hand amidst bursts of laughter from the audience below and said with great concern, "Your health is important."
"later……"
"How about it."
"Your grandfather is ill."
Luan Yunping suddenly clapped her hands behind the table, "Look at what I'm saying. I'm just a prostitute, you know?"
"That's nonsense." Qi Yuncheng frowned, "The disease is caused by practicing martial arts and going crazy."
"Are you really sick? What kind of disease?"
"General paralysis."
"Hey, I've never heard of it. That's called hemiplegia."
"I suffered from hemiplegia twice."
Luan Yunping smiled and said: "Emotions are matched once and for all."
"But his mind is very clear and his eyes can move."
"Eye?"
Qi Yuncheng lowered his hands and covered his hands with his sleeves to show the person lying spread out, "I can't move my whole body, only my eyes can move.
Very flexible.
And what should the family do when they see this? Let’s talk about marriage.”
"Why do you say kiss now?"
"Bringing a wife into the house is called a happy event. In the past, this was done when there was a happy event, and sickness and disasters were washed away."
"That's what they said."
Qi Yuncheng raised his hand and said softly, "I took your grandma at that time. Your grandma came to take care of your grandpa. The old couple had a very good relationship and had eight children."
"You can ask for more at that time..."
I wanted to help my partner add more, but suddenly Luan Yunping's expression changed, and the audience also understood something, and everyone was snickering.
Because there is definitely something going on here.
At the same time, Luan Yunping also quickly said, "Please wait for a while, and I will ask you."
"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng looked attentive.
"Just because of this look? My grandfather gave birth to eight children?"
Qi Yuncheng wrinkled his nose and gritted his teeth, "The two of them must be stronger!!!"
"What does it mean to be strong!!"
"You think about it yourself, I can't figure it out."
"Nonsense, I can't think of it either!! This is the miracle of life!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Oh~~
When two people talk and have fun, sometimes they don't quite follow the words, but the temporary effect is better than the correct one.
This is something only those with experience can grasp.
Therefore, Qi Yuncheng felt that it would be perfect to partner with Luan Yunping, because he can be calm if he wants to be calm, and he can give things if he needs to.
Very professional.
After all, if you are a loyal disciple, your business will never be forgotten.
After that, the two people kept talking, anyway, they were talking about the messy things about Luan Yunping's grandfather and father.
But this is not a traditional joke, it is master Guo Degang’s own joke.
After finishing speaking, he bowed to express his gratitude, and then returned to the stage when it was time to return. Everything followed the normal procedure.
Although it is a new theater.
But they know these things very well about performance.
So there are almost no mistakes.
The only mistake was the opening, which made Dalin blame himself. After seeing his show finished, he really didn't know what to do when he went backstage.
If it were sesame seed cakes, I wouldn't think much about it. Meng Hetang might think about it carefully, but there's no need to feel so uncomfortable.
But Dalin is really different.
First of all, the tutoring given to him by Guo Degang was too strict since he was a child.
Therefore, once he makes a mistake, he feels a little inferior to himself.
This is true or not.
No matter what he does, he is under the strictest supervision, and what he eats and plays with comes last. Under this kind of oppression, if there is no psychological fluctuation at all.
That's heartless.
Thanks to Guo Qiling, another person might not be able to bear it.
It's just that he's usually quite well-behaved and doesn't really see the inferiority complex.
But the family atmosphere is sometimes unclear.
After all, Master Guo Degang is also respectful to his parents, a very traditional family.
"Brother, Captain Luan! Are you thirsty? I'll get you some tea."
Come downstage.
Dalin said habitually.
"No, you can rest by yourself." Qi Yuncheng opened his mouth and only drank some mineral water, but after drinking, he said one more thing.
"It's okay! It's just an opening, nothing went wrong, and the performance is over, so why should we care about it?"
"Hey, just rest. It's indeed okay."
Luan Yunping also said, after all, the performance is over, and the lack of effect is simply because the program was not chosen well.
Dalin's current level is relatively good.
But as he was talking.
Luan Yunping suddenly answered a phone call, and Qi Yuncheng turned to look at him with such respect. It was probably the call from his master and uncle.
Wait until the phone hangs up.
Asked directly.
"Master?"
"Well! They came back from recording something, but Master drank a little and asked about the situation."
"You have to ask. Although he is strict, why doesn't he watch Dalin's cross talk?" Qi Yuncheng muttered something in a low voice without letting Dalin hear.
Luan Yunping nodded, and at the same time she could have a premonition of something. After all, knowing her master well, Dalin might have made a mistake.