Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 306 Dalin: When the wind blows, then the Deyun Club will go bankrupt!
Chapter 306 Dalin: When the wind blows, then the Deyun Club will go bankrupt!
Arrive at half past seven.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finally stopped drinking tea and started walking towards the side curtain.
Behind the scenes of Mr. Hou's report.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang started the first cross talk of the day.
Today's occasion is quite special, master and apprentice, father and son.
Each pair of actors will perform two shows.
First came Dalin, Yan Hexiang, then Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yuping, and finally Guo Degang and Yu Qian. The next three games were also in this order.
Six programs, not many, but a great lineup.
After all, the old couple is a perfect tool for selling tickets.
As for Dalin's opening.
Not to mention that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were watching, Guo Degang and Yu Qian were also worried. They didn't even sit down, but silently listened to the heat of the two people with their hands behind their backs.
The opening cross talk is nothing more than a warm-up.
If you can't achieve this effect, failure is certain
This time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang chose "The Theory of Rules"!
Old joke.
Almost all crosstalk actors are familiar with it, but the quality of the performance also depends on the performance.
The last commercial performance only had more than a thousand people, but now it is even more difficult to handle more than two thousand people, which requires Dalin to use all his abilities.
Fortunately, after watching it for a while.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian went down silently.
Qi Yuncheng glanced back, indicating that the opening was okay, at least he didn't make any mistakes.
Otherwise, let’s not talk about the uncle Yu Qian, at least the master Guo Degang has to stand here, so it can be regarded as a relief for Dalin.
"That's enough. Just wait for Dalin's performance next time?" Luan Yunping also understood the meaning and spoke.
"Well! Let's go down and rest for a few minutes, and call out to the Marquis so that we don't forget to announce the curtain again."
"I have to remind you that even though it only happened once, I really think it's not impossible for it to happen again."
While talking, the two people also arrived backstage.
After chatting for a while, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping returned to the side curtains and went on stage to start today's performance.
The effect is definitely good. After all, the audience knows them well and is almost willing to listen to anything they say.
At the same time, thanks to the support, they can now sell tickets in some large theaters.
However, when Guo Degang and Yu Qian appeared in the third scene, almost no one of the more than 2,000 people was shouting and making noise. It is no exaggeration, because they are indeed nationally well-known actors.
Even overseas Chinese like it, but Deyun has not performed overseas yet.
But when the two elders were performing on stage.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang took advantage of the few dozen minutes left to imitate the words. Of course, they memorized the words fluently, and they even memorized some of the added baggage.
However, it was his first time to play so big, so he couldn't help but feel uneasy.
Besides, it was the fourth show when he left. The fourth show is when the atmosphere of a venue is at its best. Compared to the sluggishness of the audience when they first arrived, everyone was in the zone at this time.
So if your work is still like the opening, the rhythm and atmosphere of the scene will be a bit off.
Therefore, not only the opening and second half have their own tasks, but the actors performing in the middle scenes are also under great pressure.
Not to mention it's still a scene for an old couple.
"You're still right. Do you have a clue in your heart?" Luan Yunping didn't know what the specific placement was, and looked at Dalin a little worried.
After all, I have never seen a traditional joke pairing last so long.
Dalin took a deep breath and kept nodding his head, "I know the words verbatim, but I'm nervous and don't know what the specific performance is."
"No matter what the effect is, we have to go on stage to talk about it."
After dozens of minutes passed, Hou Zhen noticed the time, put down his phone, took a picture of his clothes and prepared to go to the side curtain, "Let's go, Dalin, we're almost there.
You have to go up and wait, otherwise what will happen if you are late?
When the time comes, I will announce the curtain, Dalin, and Yan Hexiang, but you guys will not be seen. That will be fun.
The audience must be curious, hey, where did Guo Degang's son go? He went to eat, which was not enough for a midnight snack.
Do you think this is true?"
As soon as he put down his cell phone, Mr. Hou started to talk nonsense. Qi Yun was used to it in Chengdu, but he couldn't help but smile.
He still had the heart to say that before they performed, there was no curtain call.
I can forget about the place.
It is indeed something only the Marquis can do.
But just leave as you say.
Everyone backstage rushed to the side curtain.
The moment you arrive, wait a few more minutes.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian came down amid huge applause.
At the same time, Hou Zhen, who was wearing a black short-sleeved shirt and a long coat that looked out of place with the actors, walked quickly onto the stage.
"Then next, please enjoy the cross talk "Fushouquan"! The performers are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Applause at different opening moments.
No matter how lively and enthusiastic the movement is now, Dalin can feel the enthusiasm of the audience without even having to go on stage.
However, the positions of the two people changed after going up.
Yan Hexiang stood in a funny position, and Dalin stood behind the table. This is called reverse support in cross talk terminology.
So rarely did the latter start to pack away the fans and handkerchiefs used by his father and master.
After tidying up.
He immediately started talking about some prelude, and then added a little baggage that he had thought about.
After saying that the little baggage had some effect, Yan Hexiang began to get down to business.
The job is relatively easy, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping have also performed.
Through a lot of temptations and conditions, Dalin was asked to carry banners and act as a filial son.
If the performance of an ordinary actor is a normal burden, but Dalin wants to be a filial son by holding banners for others.
Just thinking about it is a burden.
Because Guo Degang is still alive and well, even if his son wants to rebel and run away, it will be fine.
After twenty minutes of acting, Dalin began to get better. Now wearing a white mourning robe, he looked at Yan He and said angrily.
"You're looking for someone to beat the flags, right? Looking for a filial son? I'm telling you, I really don't want to do this job."
Seeing Dalin starting to take off his clothes and throwing them all on the ground, Yan Hexiang said, "If you are like this, they will ask you to be their son at the funeral. Do you want to go or not?"
"There are so many people backstage, why should I be treated as my son?"
"They don't look alike."
"Do I look like that?" Dalin gave a somewhat expression, but now that he lacks some experience, he is not as flexible as later generations, but it is still pretty good.
"I can't go even if I don't think so. I am a dignified person. Don't look down on me as young, but I have personality. My colleagues can't laugh at me if I go?"
Deyunshe’s backstage staff shouldn’t poke my spine?
Have you not read the news on the Internet? I am the first heir of Deyun Society, and I am the son of Guo Degang.
Besides, my parents are both alive, so my dad is still there watching at the door, I’m crazy.”
Dalin said and pointed in the direction, and the audience's faces were all smiles, and they began to wonder about Teacher Guo's expression when he heard this.
Yan Hexiang also glanced at the side screen, turned around and continued to persuade, "I feel sorry for this industry."
"You die, you."
"Several hundred million, I got it last."
“I lost all my investment in my dad’s bad movies.”
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly a burst of laughter broke out, nothing more, and it suddenly stepped on the audience's laughing point.
"Dozens of listed companies."
"They're all closed down."
"Okay, it doesn't matter. The most pity is that the old man has a daughter!"
"I don't care about this kind of money or company. What does my daughter care about?"
"Girl, this is all about the money. The entire company ranks more than 200 in the world, and the company's current market value is 1.2 trillion.
This girl has a net worth of $60 billion.
The old man said before his death that as long as Guo Qiling came to be a dutiful son, the girl would marry him. Being a dutiful son is a lie, but recruiting a son-in-law is real."
The voice fell.
Guo Qiling's chubby face was stunned behind the table, eyes fixed in one direction, as if weighing the matter.
After weighing it up.
Without saying a word, he turned around, bent down and silently picked up the discarded filial robe and hat.
This is the same retreat as the one that Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came for, but now that Dalin is here, the effect is still good.
So even if it was Guo Degang and Yu Qian who were listening at the upper door, they both nodded silently. The heat is definitely still a lot worse, but it's okay.
And during the process of Dalin's return to mourning, Yan Hexiang never stopped talking.
"Isn't it better to just inherit these properties than to live in Deyun Society? What do I want? I don't have a wife, and I haven't even gone to get involved.
He wasn't happy yet.
Where can I look for this good thing with a lantern?
Hey, why are you wearing it? Don’t do this. If you don’t want to go, you won’t go. I’ll go find Qi Yuncheng!!”
"Wait a minute, wait a minute, come back to me!!"
Dalin packed up his filial robe and hurried over and grabbed Yan Hexiang's arm, "Why are you looking for him? He already has a girlfriend."
"It's okay, anyone who talks about cross talk is shameless."
Yan Da smashed his head at Qi Yuncheng, and the audience below kept nodding.
"What's wrong with you? Aren't you going?"
"Look at you, you don't know how to be funny." Dalin said as he put on his filial piety hat, "I'm joking with you, I can go."
Yan Hexiang frowned and became angry, "How can you go? My fellow crosstalkers not only talk down to you, but also make fun of your father."
"They are all jealous."
"The backstage actors poke you in the spine."
"Are they dead or not?"
"You are the first heir of Deyun Society."
"Humph!" Dalin held the table and said without any worries, "If the wind picks up, then Deyun Society will go bankrupt!!!"
Hahaha!
"good!!!"
One sentence has little power.
But at this moment, all the audience in the Beizhan Theater were almost laughing.
When the son is looking forward to Deyun Club, this style is inexplicably linked to a certain cross talk actor.
When he heard this movement, Dalin behind the table was frightened. It was the first time, the first time he felt such a lively atmosphere.
Since he learned cross talk, he has been afraid of making mistakes and giving bad results, so he has been working steadily.
Now that he is smiling like this, the actor's pride is greatly satisfied, and at the same time, he admires his brother in his heart.
But it was not the audience who laughed the most.
But it’s Uncle Yu.
After he said the sentence about Deyunshe going bankrupt, he clapped his thighs alone and laughed. He didn't expect that Dalin would say this now. He was usually a well-behaved child.
So I laughed very happily.
Mainly because the added baggage is really nice.
Guo Degang himself also smiled and sighed helplessly. If he didn't know who made this thing, he really wouldn't be worthy of being a master.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping stood behind the master and uncle, looking at each other, feeling happy anyway.
But after a while, Guo Degang said one more thing, and he seemed to want to take action.
"When the critical moment comes, I'll go on stage to take over."
"Master, are you going up?" Qi Yuncheng didn't expect this and hurried to Master's side to ask.
Guo Degang nodded and looked at his son's figure, "It's still a little short of heat, and some places can be turned up higher, but he didn't reach it, so I went up and turned it over for him."
"Okay, let's look at Dalin's impromptu performance."
After Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, the scene returned to silence.
At the same time, Dalin and Yan Hexiang continued to perform.
The latter opened his mouth and pointed to the door.
"Your father is right there watching."
Dalin shook his head and yelled in vain, "That's an external thing."
Taking a deep breath, Yan Hexiang opened his mouth and looked at his partner. Just as he was about to say something else, he was suddenly blocked because Beizhan, a crowd of more than 2,000 people, started to make a fuss inexplicably.
Not only him, Dalin was also confused.
But when I look back, I understand why.
Side curtain!
Guo Degang, wearing a black coat, appeared and walked towards the stage step by step.
It doesn't matter if he comes out, the key is to combine Dalin's words, how could the audience not make a fuss.
See him.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang were both stunned instantly, and the former almost trembled and fell to the ground.
This is not surprising.
Dalin was highly concentrated during the whole performance of this cross talk, for fear of being offended or forgetting a sentence, and now suddenly his father ran out, it would be like walking in a dark alley in the middle of the night and someone running out to scare you.
However, through this trembling, Dalin suddenly came to his senses and knelt down to speak.
Yan Hexiang was so frightened that he ran to the side of the stage to hide, fearing that the master would come and cause trouble.
Guo De just took a few steps to the middle of the stage and looked at the two people in confusion, "What is this?"
Dalin stood up and quickly went to help his father, pointing at Yan Hexiang with an aggrieved look, "It's all him. I said I wouldn't go, and he had to use these sweet words to trick me into going."
"I, I..."
Yan Hexiang didn't know what to say in this unexpected situation, it all depended on reaction.
"What on earth is this?" Guo Degang asked again.
"Just go to the funeral, earn so much money, and then let him be a filial son." In front of the master, Yan Hexiang sounded extremely respectful and changed his words.
"If you say you won't go, we won't go."
Guo Degang glanced at the audience, then at the two children, and said angrily, "Go!!! Why don't you go if you promised me!!"
Hahaha!
During the laughter, Dalin was confused and wanted to explain the matter to his father carefully, but Guo Degang gently grabbed Dalin's hand and took a step towards Yan Hexiang with a straight eyebrow and asked.
"How much?"
Yan Hexiang stretched out his hands and crossed his index fingers, "One billion!"
After hearing this, Guo Degang turned to look at his son who was wearing a mourning robe without saying a word, and raised his hand to straighten the mourning hat on his head with great concern.
"This is about to fall off, please be careful."
It's just a gesture of holding the hat.
The entire audience at the Beijing Exhibition was laughing their heads off, feeling that Teacher Guo’s integrity was shattered.
"Hahahaha! I guess I didn't expect Tao'er to come on stage, they were both confused!"
"Teacher Guo is so awesome, my hat almost fell off, I was laughing so hard."
"This hat is a great support."
"Lao Guo's aura makes everyone excited as soon as he goes on stage."
…
After holding up his hat, Guo Degang grabbed his son's shoulders and looked at him carefully. He was very pleased and said, "It's okay! It looks okay!"
Yan Hexiang had now adapted to the rhythm of Master's appearance, and immediately added, "Master, if you say you won't go, we won't go."
"Why don't you go!" Guo Degang was angry again, "If he doesn't go, I can go!!!"
"Ouch yo yo!"
Both of them hurriedly stopped him, fearing that the old man would say something else. After all, the audience was laughing so hard because of this sentence.
Good guy, Teacher Guo is pretty good at being a dutiful son at his age.
Yan Hexiang: "Okay, you can go back, you know how to do it."
Guo Degang: "If you really don't want to go, I'll go."
Dalin: "Next time!"
Guo Degang: “I must go!!”
Dalin: "Hey, go, go, go!"
…
Three times five divided by two.
The two of them finally sent the person back.
But the moment I returned to the stage.
Both of them were smiling and had nothing to say. At the same time, people below were shouting and hooting one after another. I had never seen such a lack of moral integrity.
After a while, Yan Hexiang's head started to heat up. He slapped the table with his hand and said, "Okay, let's not delay any more and go back to the backstage. I'll call you a filial son, don't mourn..."
Dalin's expression changed and he quickly stopped him, "You haven't made the flag yet."
"Ouch!!"
Yan He woke up in a daze. He was really impressed by Teacher Guo's outburst. He quickly tied the handkerchief to the fan, tied it to make a flag, and then started to perform.
Nothing else.
It was Dalin who was wearing a mourning robe and holding a flag, kneeling on the ground and crying that his father was dead, and the whole place was filled with joy.
After finishing crying.
Dalin stood up again, holding banners.
"How about it, you can go now."
"not bad!"
"Then let's go."
"Can't go."
"What's going on?"
"The old man is not dead!"
"Fuck you!!!"
…
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"good!!"
The cross talk fell to the bottom.
Dalin and Yan He bowed to each other, and the theater gave a lot of applause and even cheers.
After all, the scene just now was so fun for the audience. Only Dalin can perform this kind of status effect, and he has the loudest baggage.
The only pity is that Dalin is still far behind now.
Otherwise, flowers can still be found.
But I have to say that Dalin and the others responded very quickly, especially when Teacher Guo was giving instructions, they all improvised.
"This is not bad." Guo Degang commented when the child was about to come down.
Yu Qian smiled throughout the whole process, "De Yunshe has performed so many Fushouquan performances, but this is the first time I've seen my biological father perform."
"Hey! You think I don't know who planned this? With Qi Ling's current style, there's no way he could come here on his own initiative."
Qi Yuncheng cleared his throat and deliberately did not speak, as if it had nothing to do with him.
At the same time, prepare to take the stage again.
Dalin and Yan Hexiang, who came down, were already covered in cold sweat. They were indeed frightened. Fortunately, when they returned to the side curtain, Guo Degang didn't make any comments. He nodded slightly, which was regarded as an affirmation of this scene.
Seeing this, Dalin showed a rare smile when he went backstage.
However, the Marquis did not forget his work.
The curtain call continued. After the curtain call, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came on stage again.
Since Dalin cried just now that his father died, the audience's enthusiasm has not dissipated, and Qi Yuncheng himself is also very happy.
Come up and turn up the microphone and say something.
"It seems that Dalin and I have the same wish. Given time, we will succeed."
"What is success?" Luan Yunping said with a smile.
"I'm very happy. I didn't expect the cross talk performance to reach this level. But you may have noticed that today's venue is a little different. It's a special performance for master and apprentice father and son.
It’s also written on the stage background behind.”
"I only found out when it was almost over."
"Master and apprentice, father and son, master and apprentice are me and my master."
"right!"
"Father and son are Guo Qiling and Yu Qian..."
"Just give me a moment."
After the terrible secret was revealed, the audience burst into laughter, but Luan Yunping quickly stopped and said, "Explain it on the surface."
"You don't want to talk about it secretly?"
"As long as the backstage knows."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "Father and son are Guo Qiling and my master, so now that we are standing on the stage, we have to introduce ourselves.
Because it is inevitable that there will be friends who don’t know us.”
"That needs to be said."
"My name is Qi Yuncheng, and I have no academic qualifications. The one next to me is Luan Yunping. He is different. He went to college!!!"
"What's wrong with going to college? Why do you say it so harshly?"
"Crosstalk is a very difficult industry and requires a certain amount of academic qualifications to study it well."
"You have to study it anyway."
"For example, if you have a primary school education or a junior high school education, cross talk is a scam, you know?"
"Hey!" Luan Yunping suddenly reminded, "There are a lot of people with this degree in the background."
"Then what happened?" Qi Yuncheng spread his hands and asked, "What happened to the academic qualifications?"
"Didn't you say that cross talk with a primary school education or a junior high school education is a scam?"
"Yes, but we are shameless, what's wrong?"
"Then it seems you are really shameless."
Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "It doesn't matter. No matter what degree you have, you must have a humble and respectful attitude towards people and things."
"That's true."
"Just like our master Guo Degang! Usually no one calls these three words by name backstage, let alone us disciples.
Once a master is a father, a son never mentions his father's surname. That day I went to see the master to ask about some business problems."
"This is to ask the teacher to be respected."
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and immediately shouted with a straight face, "I'm being honest, I don't know how to do it, come on, tell me! Degang, you should speak up!"
Hahahahaha!
The whole scene burst into laughter.
The audience also instantly understood what kind of cross talk show this was between master and apprentice, father and son.
It was Guo De who had just come to suffer. Earlier, Dalin mourned his father. This one was directly promoted from his apprentice. The key is the rudeness.
No one would think that this is actually Guo Degang's apprentice.
"Oh, this apprentice is really awesome."
Hearing this burden in the side curtain, Guo De just couldn't sit down for a while, and couldn't help but laugh.
"Yun Chenggong likes to come here a little different, but happy and lively! Well, I like it very much, and I will come more often in the future." Yu Qian said firmly.
"Okay!" Guo Degang thought of something at this moment, "Brother, let's make a bet."
"What bet?"
"I bet I won't talk about you later when the curtain calls."
"What if I say?"
"If you say it, I will win. You will go to a drinking bureau one less time this week! If you don't say it, I will win. What do you want?"