Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 343 Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots!
Chapter 343 Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some are fucking maggots!
Guo Degang was looking at Yuncheng in the background at this moment, his eyes full of expectations for the future, and wondering how long it would take for them to have a child, but when he thought of this, he became curious.
"Did my daughter see the house? What does she think?"
"Looked at it."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "But I didn't talk about buying a house from the beginning because my wife handled it too quickly.
We didn't tell her until we had to pay the deposit that day. When we told her, she was stunned for a long time. Then we pulled her over late at night to have a look and ask her if she felt good.
After she went to see it, she liked it very much. The house was relatively big and there would be no problem if she had a child.
But she pays special attention to the kitchen.
So when decorating, my wife and I followed her considerations. After the decoration was completed, we were even more satisfied.
But if her cooking skills don't improve, I guess she won't be able to use the kitchen a few times."
Mentioning cooking skills, Guo Degang smiled while recalling the past, and frowned at the memory. The last time he went to cook at home, he still remembers it fresh.
He was afraid of a marquis's sarcastic words and his daughter's cooking skills.
So he quickly said, "You can handle this on your own. If you come to our house, I will cook for you."
Don't keep your daughter busy."
Hahaha!
Qi Yuncheng smiled happily. His girlfriend's cooking skills cast a shadow on the master, but it was okay, and she was considered a capable person.
You must know that he is Guo Degang.
From the outside, who has he been afraid of?
Those in the same industry and the bad media were not afraid at all. Back then, so many people opposed the three customs, but he did not back down. Now he is afraid of these two things.
I have to say he is getting old.
"Yuncheng, Xiaobai and Lang Heyan are almost finished."
While we were chatting, suddenly Luan Yunping came over and reminded us.
Qi Yuncheng glanced at the time, smiled and said something to his master and uncle, then went aside to put on his coat and get ready.
During the process of dressing, Yu Qian was also curious, "My daughter's cooking skills are not good?"
Guo Degang took a breath and turned around with a little excitement, "Brother, if you are interested, you can come and try it next time. Then I won't order a dish."
Yu Qian didn't have any real feelings, but nodded, "Okay, anyway, Yuncheng's house has been taken care of, let's go take a look together then."
"No problem, I'll ask Yuncheng to prepare a few more dishes for my daughter to cook." Guo Degang was also holding back his bad intentions at this moment and couldn't let himself suffer alone.
What kind of master is there and what kind of disciple is there?
At first, the master and the apprentice were just tricking each other into trying it.
And not much time.
After Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping put on their coats, they began to walk toward the side curtain where Zhang Helun and Lang Heyan were to be received.
The moment you come down.
Xiaobai and Lang Heyan were very excited.
After talking to the two senior brothers about some issues, I went backstage to drink water with a smile on my face.
At the same time, Mr. Hou walked onto the stage to announce the curtain.
"Then the next cross talk for you to enjoy is "Making a Movie"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
"oh!!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
"Qi Yuncheng, I love you!!!"
"I love you!!!!"
"Qi Yuncheng! You are the most handsome!!!"
"I like you so much!!"
…
As soon as the curtain was announced, the large audience below shouted at the top of their lungs.
Especially when Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping came out, their voices set off a tsunami and hit the stage crazily.
After all, there are thousands of people in the crowd, and everywhere you look there are people, so how can there be so little movement?
The actors came on stage surrounded by all kinds of noise.
After arriving on stage.
The two people adjusted their microphones and cast their eyes on them.
"Thank you for the applause!!!"
Audience: "Yuncheng, I love you!!!"
"Hey, okay, you're tired."
"Qi Yuncheng, I love you too!!"
"Okay, please get in line, someone called you in advance."
…
Even though they were standing, there were still many people shouting below, and Qi Yuncheng kept replying, but today among the tens of thousands of people performing, no one gave a gift.
Qi Yuncheng was very happy about this and explained, "I didn't even buy anything today, mainly because it was a waste of time.
In a place with thousands of people, if you give a gift, it can last as long as a cross talk.
So there is a rule that you cannot bring gifts in.
Moreover, it is easy to cause safety problems if you walk around in a large venue like this, so try to reduce it as much as possible. In addition, the things given away are too wasteful.
If we take back the large bouquets of flowers, there will definitely be times when we can’t take care of them.
Today, you all just have to listen to the cross talk.
But next time I go to the small theater, you can make up for double copies, otherwise you won't be able to get out even after dark."
"Okay!" Luan Yunping was packing her things nearby, and she was also happy, "I grabbed it tomorrow."
"Let's make friends."
"Is this how you hand it over?"
The actors on the stage said a few words casually, and the audience laughed when they heard it, but in the next second, some light suddenly appeared in the slightly dark auditorium below.
First dozens of digits, then more than a hundred digits, then hundreds, then thousands, in just a few seconds.
Nearly tens of thousands of glow sticks appeared in the auditorium.
That is this moment.
Looking again, I found that instead of the crowds of spectators, there were seas of stars composed of glow sticks.
The actors stood on the stage, both Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were filled with emotions.
Maybe in later generations, it was common for some good-looking actors to have a cross talk show become a concert, but they didn't expect this scene.
Not to mention the shouts coming again.
"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping! I wish you better and better. We came here specially from Yanjing."
"I really like you Qi Yuncheng. I listen to your cross talk every day, but I'm so happy that I can't sleep."
“We are so talented!!”
“We are from Hubei!!”
“So original!!”
“And those from Henan!!”
"Northeastern."
…
The sound was not earth-shattering, but it kept ringing in my ears, especially those cities where explosions continued to occur, almost in every province.
Qi Yuncheng was speechless for a moment whether he saw or heard the movement. He leaned on the table and slightly supported the table with his hand, because he was deeply moved.
How can you be so virtuous?
At this moment, Guo Degang and Yu Qian, who came up and watched from the side, were both happy for their children. Being able to reach this level is indeed inseparable from his own efforts.
Of course, it is also praised by the audience.
Without saying a word, Qi Yuncheng bowed to the audience again on the stage.
"Thank you all! So many of you have come all the way to come, and I can't thank you enough. As crosstalk actors, we have nothing else to repay you. We can only say more and say it well."
"That's right!" After a long time, Luan Yunping finally spoke again, and he was quite moved when he saw the bright light below.
"But how to get it right is something we two young actors need to think about. Master once told us that cross talk should be appreciated by both refined and popular people."
"Say these four words often."
"It's too elegant. For example, Luan Yunping and I are friends." Qi Yuncheng turned sideways to face his partner.
"This is our relationship."
"Classmates are called friends, and comrades are called friends. Friends include friends, but friends do not include friends. What is a friend? Friendship is a matter of friendship. Friendship is a matter of life and death. My wife does not avoid him when I cross the house. This is a friend."
"That's right." Luan Yunping replied.
"Everyone who listens to this will think it's elegant, but it's boring. It has to be followed by some flattering family stories, so that the audience will like it."
"a common occurrence"
"It won't do if it's too vulgar."
"Why can't it be too vulgar?"
When his partner asked again, Qi Yuncheng gave him another example, "For example, Luan Yunping and I are friends. Since we are friends, so..."
"How about it?"
"So when Luan Yunping eats shit, I feel great!!!"
Hahaha!
Laughter immediately began to spread among the crowd below, and Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but laugh, but Luan Yunping was stunned and nodded expressionlessly.
"That's awesome."
"If the two of us weren't friends."
"What should we do?"
"Luan Yunping eats shit...she seems to be quite powerful."
"Nonsense, this is awesome in itself!!"
"Anyway, if you are the only one eating shit, I feel great."
"Stop talking." Luan Yunping smiled and waved her hands, "I'm pretty good at everything."
"So look." Qi Yuncheng turned back to face the audience, "This is very vulgar. You will definitely curl your lips after listening to it. It's not good.
What should we do? We can only appreciate it with both refined and popular tastes."
Luan Yunping: "Mix it up."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "This is an ability. As students, we are still working hard, especially Luan Yunping who is very diligent.
Work hard to do well.”
"Well, it seems that I didn't eat less of that stuff before I tried hard enough."
"But as she ate it, Luan Yunping felt that it was nothing serious."
"What does it mean to eat and eat, you can't get through?" With a sudden push, Luan Yunping really couldn't listen anymore, and this was completely out of touch with the expressions and gestures of the performance.
But the audience was very happy and the crosstalk was good, so it was really not fun.
After being pushed, Qi Yuncheng had no choice but to be more serious, "Luan Yunping felt that she wanted to do something right, so she decided to make a cross-border movie."
"What do you mean you have to make a movie when you're doing business?"
"Luan Yunping's family is rich. She said that cross talk is just a hobby. Otherwise, she would have graduated from Qinghua University. One of the ways to make money is to make movies. There have been so many good movies in recent years and she has made a lot of money."
Luan Yunping: "There are also bad movies."
Qi Yuncheng: "Just don't let Master participate."
Luan Yunping: "That's true!"
Qi Yuncheng: "Just do it."
Luan Yunping: "My mobility is quite strong."
Qi Yuncheng began to talk about the process, "The first thing must be to find a script first, and find a screenwriter as soon as I leave."
"Who is it?" Luan Yunping asked.
"This screenwriter's cultural level is too high."
"What level?"
"He is a graduate of Ma Primary School."
"What are you doing, Ma Xiao?"
"MIT Elementary School."
"Hey!" Luan Yunping was amused by the comment, "Does that have an affiliated primary school?"
"It's amazing! There's nothing I don't understand, and the screenwriter was an unemployed young man."
"What happens next?"
"Senior Unemployed Youth."
"Good guy, this grandson doesn't have a job as a co-writer?" Luan Yunping was also rude, after all, it was indeed not very good.
Qi Yuncheng continued: "I have written many good scripts."
"What's there?"
"He wrote the first big documentary."
"What?"
""Foot massage on the tip of the tongue"!"
"drink!!"
Upon hearing this, Luan Yunping frowned behind the table, as if she really tasted it. The audience laughed a lot when they saw Xiang Ze.
"It's so disgusting that this movie was made."
"Written by Xiansixier."
"It's not salty."
"I also wrote about foreign themes."
"This is?"
"Romeo and Romeo."
Luan Yunping shook her head and corrected herself: "That's Romeo and Juliet."
"I also wrote a historical theme, "A great eunuch who was cheaper than the sword of King Gou Jian of Yue said goodbye"!!"
With such a long name, Luan Yunping was speechless for a while before saying, "This may be his autobiography."
"The most important thing is that I have a large-scale literary script in hand."
"It's about literature and art?" Luan Yunping was puzzled and asked quickly, "What's your name?"
"The name is too literary."
"What's it called?"
"The movie is called "Not all bugs can turn into butterflies, because some of them are fucking maggots"!!"
Hahahahaha!
The audience was immediately overjoyed.
"Awesome, I really fucking want to see this movie."
"How did you come up with this?"
"The first half of the sentence sounds pretty good, but the rest of the sentence just gives up on treatment."
…
The audience was full of smiles in the auditorium, but Luan Yunping was different. She turned her face to the side and felt like she couldn't listen.
Then he let out a long sigh.
"Oops~~The last half of the sentence is just too watery."
"Luan Yunping is so beautiful."
"What am I beautiful about?"
Qi Yuncheng rubbed his hands together, looking expectant and restless, "This play was written for me, right? I am the maggot, otherwise how could I eat that thing."
"Are you done with it or not? I thought it was just a baggage that you just said casually, but it can still be connected."
"I won't eat it now."
"I haven't eaten it at all." Luan Yunping waved her hand to clarify.
"Let's eat first. We have to talk about the script while eating."
"Do I want to buy this script?"
"Of course, the two of us are sitting here eating and ordering a table of dishes." Qi Yuncheng extended his hand and pointed while introducing, "Begging for flower chicken, begging for flower duck, begging for flower pork, begging for flower rice, and begging for flower wine, the two of them
And they sang beggar songs.”
"A couple in love is begging for food?"
"It's all the food of this series. The more I talk about it, the happier I am. In the end, the screenwriter said it and I'll give you the book."
"Yo?" Luan Yunping touched her chest a little excitedly, "It's for free?"
"Yes, and this show is guaranteed to be the best in shit (history)."
"Stop talking about this."
Qi Yuncheng nodded, "After I come back, the screenwriter will write this script..."
Luan Yunping: "What are you doing with a pile of scripts? A pile of scripts."
Qi Yuncheng: "Luan Yunping is holding a stack of scripts and it's a success, because if she has a script, she can find a director."
Luan Yunping: "It's time to film."
Qi Yuncheng: "The director came from across the industry. He was a lawyer earlier and is very powerful."
Luan Yunping: "How so awesome?"
Qi Yuncheng extended his thumb and praised, "How many cases have been handled very properly by his hands. For example, this one may be sentenced to three years, and that one may be sentenced to five years. After he handled it..."
"How about it?"
"Direct death penalty!!!"
"Hooh!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
The audience was amused again.
The key is that this lawyer indirectly reminded them of a person who was equally as prominent as his record.
On the stage, Qi Yuncheng showed his hands, "his hands were stained with the blood of customers."
"Such a lawyer?"
"Later, he was not allowed to do that job, so he decided to become a director."
"This guy is so bloody, we must not let him do it."
"I heard that you were going to make a movie. The director came to have a chat with you and agreed immediately."
"So fast?"
"The next step was to find an investor, and it was a coincidence that I happened to meet one."
Luan Yunping was very happy and said, "It's really smooth for me. Whatever you say comes to you."
"Too rich."
"How come you have money?"
"This guy only has five antique shops." Qi Yuncheng extended a slap in the face, and at the same time lost a little momentum, showing that he was so rich.
"Awesome enough."
"When it comes to oil and salt stores, if there are a hundred canteens, it's not an antique store. If there are five, it's a chain store!"
"Is this still a chain?"
Qi Yuncheng made a big sign in a square shape, "Antique Two Dollar Store."
"Hey! What good antiques can you get for two yuan???"
"You are given a plastic basket when you enter the door. You can take whatever you want. When you go out, you will be weighed by the weight. And you will also get a transportation company."
"This is not bad."
"You should also know that there is a place in Yanjing called the Lama Temple, and outside the Lama Temple is his transportation company."
"What's it called?"
"Ectopic pregnancy (luck)!"
"The name is too bad."
"Luan Yunping went to find someone to talk about our show, the big boss." Qi Yuncheng changed roles, stretched out his hand and said, "Come, sit down and soak your feet first."
Luan Yunping didn't understand, "Aren't we talking about cooperation? Why are you still soaking your feet?"
"They have a small pond with various small fish in it. The two of them took off their shoes and socks to soak their feet. The fish swam over and ate their dead skin."
"There are quite a few of these now."
"While we were chatting, I talked about it, especially about the script. I was very moved by what I said. No matter how much money it was, I was the one who invested it, so let's just go ahead and eat.
After wiping their feet, the two of them sat down to eat again and poured a glass of red wine."
"Be particular about it."
"The food is here."
"What dish?"
“Braised small fish!!!”
The voice fell.
The audience understood instantly and kept their eyes fixed on the actor in anticipation of what he would say next. Luan Yunping held the table for several seconds before speaking meaningfully, "Oh, let's eat this."
"Everyone! There isn't even one left!"
"We love this taste."
"That's right. After eating for three hours, the more we talked, the happier we became. After we had eaten and drank enough, Luan Yunping said we should soak our feet again."
"Yes!"
"Investors, look at him." Qi Yuncheng looked up and down and said, "You can soak your feet, but there are no small fish."
"Where's the fish?"
"That's what I just ate."
"Good guy, why do I like the smell?"
Qi Yuncheng was very happy today and couldn't help but smile, so he still waved his hands with a smile, "That's not important. The important thing is that the matter is settled. Next, we need to find the female lead and the male lead..."
"Yes, the leading role must be confirmed."
"It's a pity that the female lead is not very satisfying."
"Why are you not satisfied?"
"It's a car model."
Luan Yunping paused for nearly half a second, with a slightly surprised and happy expression, "Then you are not satisfied? How beautiful is the car model?"