Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 390: If the Song of the Five Rings becomes popular, I am the Eggplant!
Chapter 390: If the Song of the Five Rings becomes popular, I am the Eggplant!
"Ah! Five rings, you have one more ring than four rings.
Five rings, you have one ring less than six rings.
…”
"What's the meaning?"
Song Yi looked at the text message that was sent and didn't understand it. He studied it carefully for a while, but he just felt baffled.
How did she know that these were the lyrics, and the lyrics just didn't have the tone of the Peony Song, so naturally she didn't understand.
"If you don't understand, just don't understand. It's like a code word."
After muttering something, Song Yi turned off the phone screen and continued watching her husband's cross talk.
The cross talk is not too long, and there are many more programs than usual during the Gangsi Festival, so I only talked about some fragmentary jokes during the official performance today.
But after saying that, the host asked them to return.
Obviously there are people who have already performed in the past. If they are all piled up at Teacher Gao Feng, I don’t know how long he will have to perform.
The two people came back and forth again, and the audience continued to applaud.
"Thank you all! In fact, I can find that most of the friends who came here today are in groups, such as Steel Wire Wowo, Laohe Troops, and support Guo Degang Qun! But I am a little unhappy."
"Why aren't you happy?"
"None of it is about my troops and my organization."
"If I let you have it, you would really be able to rebel."
When Luan Yunping joined forces, the audience was delighted, while Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner for a long time and said, "How can you say that? I love my master very much."
"I can't tell."
Audience: "There is a group!!!"
"Yes! I also created a forum!"
As he was talking, several girls suddenly started talking to him, which made Qi Yuncheng quickly look over, "Is it really there? What's it called?"
"Qi Yuncheng's harem! They are all girls!!"
"Huo! You are going crazy! My wife is here today!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Laughter broke out again, but the audience didn't stop talking yet.
"There are still many groups, Qi Yuncheng's fan group that will accompany him throughout his life!!"
"Qi Yuncheng Legal Support Club!"
"As far as the eye can see, Qi Yuncheng!"
…
The girls shouted one by one, as if they wanted to tell all the group names. Qi Yuncheng stood on the stage and looked at these people. I have to say that he was quite moved, and at the same time he opened up a new world view.
I didn't expect it to exist.
But something didn't feel right when he heard something, "Wait a minute, what's going on with the Legal Aid Club?"
"The group leader is a young lady who studies law. She can help you with anything in the future."
"Oh!" Qi Yuncheng understood and immediately spoke again, "As you all are familiar with me, I will ask you about my master's inheritance rights when you get back to see if it is Dalin! After all, I am also in the master's household registration, and I am also his son. I’m quite confused about this!”
"Okay, you still have to be shameless." Luan Yunping quickly grabbed her partner, but the one below was smiling happily. As for these people, they can understand.
After all, KouKou groups are very common in this era.
Qi Yuncheng returned to his state again, "This is all gossip, and only small theaters can have such lively chats. And as you all know, I like all kinds of music, not only cross talk, but also storytelling from time to time, and I have also performed a little bit of opera, as well as drumming , I learned it from my wife, but it’s all in the process of learning.”
“It’s pretty complicated.”
"Yes, I can barely get on the stage anyway. Especially story telling, Mr. Jin Wensheng and my master both taught me a lot. So I feel deeply about story telling, because it is very difficult, and I don't know much about it until now." Qi Yuncheng at this moment It's a bit different from cross talk, it's like chatting on stage.
"The whole story, from the court to the wild, the heroes, the good, the traitors, the traitors, everything, was all done by one person."
"right."
"You also have to memorize it, including Zan'er. What the mountains say, what the water says, what the heroes say, and what the villains say."
"Then give me an example." It was not part of the rhetoric at all, but Luan Yunping had the consciousness to flatter her.
"Golden helmet, golden armor, light yellow robe, five strands gathered into a sash, breast shield, shining brightly, lion belt, tied firmly, fish couch tail, guard opening, war skirt and knee-knee cover, bright red
The middle coat is embroidered with a crane, and the colorful boots are worn at the feet. Sitting down is like a tiger and a leopard, stepping on the mountain beams like a calligrapher, walking five hundred times a day, as carefree as a cloud and a dragon entering the sky.
Yellow face, beautiful appearance, wide sky, full earth pavilion, straight nose, high cheekbones, sword eyebrows and tiger eyes, majestic, two ears with wheels like gold ingots, three strands of ink beard floating on the chest. The golden mace is waved in the hand, and he is ready to attack.
The mace is wonderful, swaying
Three shakes, three shakes, the soldiers will see trouble and run away, and the five tiger generals will not escape. They carry bows and arrows on their backs to show off their heroes, and they are majestic and evil. I want to ask about this official's name and surname. His surname is Qin, his given name is Qiong, and his courtesy name is Shubao. He is a good man.
His fame spreads all over the world."
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
Qi Yuncheng didn't feel complacent when he heard the news. He said calmly, "Young people in elementary school can't speculate at all."
"It's really worth memorizing."
"When a storyteller comes on stage, he has to hold his own. His body, hands, eyes, body, and steps, as well as his lips, teeth, mouthpiece, tongue, and teeth must not have any flaws. If there are any flaws, you won't be able to do this."
"Yeah?"
"If there is something wrong with my legs, I can still sit and talk, but if there is something wrong with my hands, I won't be able to do this."
"What are you talking about with your mouth and your hands?"
Qi Yuncheng rolled up his sleeves, his right hand shrunk near his shoulder, "Like a drag!"
"Dirty? Are your hands always like this?"
"We are not laughing at them, we are just talking about the phenomenon. It is very painful for people to be like this, but they can also be self-reliant. I admire them very much, but they can't come up with stories."
"Try it once."
"Okay, give it a try."
As soon as he spoke, Qi Yuncheng shrunk his right hand and turned around to walk towards the side curtain. He walked a few steps and stopped before coming back again. It felt like he had just come onstage.
After coming on the stage, he bowed without saying a word, but it was difficult to turn around and pick up the wake-up wood because his hand was on his shoulder and could not be stretched. After hesitating for several seconds, Qi Yuncheng fell forward on the table with a pop, waiting for the hand to be picked up.
After waking up, he straightened up, but when he wanted to take a picture, he smashed himself on the table with a thud, and at the same time, he heard the sound of waking up again.
This scene made the audience burst into laughter.
Luan Yunping was speechless, "Do you have to use this hand?"
"Dominant hand!!" Qi Yuncheng calmed down and kept gesticulating with his right hand resting on his shoulder, "Storytellers, singers and operas persuade people, take the center of the three roads, good and evil will be rewarded in the end, the right path in the world..."
"How about it?"
Qi Yuncheng threw his body on the table again to get the wake wood, "It's the vicissitudes of life!!"
"Good guy, you're tired."
"The above document mentioned that the great hero was sitting in his room, suddenly he heard the sound of arrows in his sleeves, and he hurriedly lifted his robe."
At this point in the performance, Qi Yuncheng pretended to be very tired and panted. After he finished panting, he suddenly made a big bow, so that he could lift the front scarf of his coat with his right hand and lift it up to the back near his shoulders.
"Is this the coat front scarf you're looking for with your head?" Luan Yunping complained when she saw it.
"When I came to the courtyard, I saw only a black shadow. I thought there was a thief, so I hurriedly pressed the swallow's wings to withdraw the spring! Cang Langlang took out the sword from its sheath, and performed the Night Fighting Eight Directions Hidden Sword Style."
The more Qi Yuncheng talked, the more excited he became. He picked up the fan with his left hand and handed it to his right hand. He waved his right hand and gave himself a kiss without saying a word. He half-knelt on the stage.
After kneeling down and helping Luan Yunping up, the performance ended with laughter and applause.
After the show ended, Qi Yuncheng got off the stage and spoke to his partner, then turned to look for his wife at the exit door. Her phone was still there.
And just a few seconds after he left, Yue Yunpeng finally rushed over.
He did see a lot of people when he came. After all, he was going to be a disciple today. The master and the uncle were sitting in the backstage talking to Jiuzike.
Without disturbing them, Yue Yunpeng quickly looked for Meng Hetang who was standing next to him, "Xiao Meng, where is Senior Brother Yuncheng? Is the performance over?"
"We just finished the performance."
"Then why didn't I see anyone?" Yue Yunpeng looked around with his head full.
"Going to the exit gate."
"Oh, good!"
After knowing the location, Yue Yunpeng rushed over, not in a hurry, but just very happy, because although it was just a boring lyrics, I liked it very much, so I wanted to share it.
After all, it was the first sentence my senior brother gave me.
After passing by, I saw my senior brother and sister-in-law as expected.
After talking about it, Yue Yunpeng became happy and prepared to sing during the curtain call today to see the audience's reaction.
Song Yi clapped his hands and suddenly realized, "What he just sent you were lyrics? I thought it was inexplicable."
"Don't worry about it so much. After the performance, let's go to the banquet and have dinner together later."
"Okay, what's there to eat then? Guo's food?"
"Um!"
Qi Yuncheng looked at his wife with a somewhat inquisitive look in his eyes, "Thank you for being fat, that's how fat people like De Yun are raised. They eat after the lunch and evening performances, and even in the backstage there is no idle time.
.
After you and I, you have almost fallen into this rhythm of life."
After pinching his own face, Song Yi puffed up his cheeks and said, "If one day I really gain weight, will you abandon me?"
"Don't say anything stupid. I just want to make you fatter. Every time I pick you up, you feel so light."
"That's impossible. My physique is like this and I can't absorb it well."
This sentence seemed to wake Qi Yuncheng up, and he quickly expressed an extremely concerned tone, "You are not in good health, and you will suffer the consequences of giving birth to a child. Are you still willing to have one?"
Song Yi suddenly couldn't help but laugh. For the first time, she felt that her husband was anxious, "What does it matter? I haven't reached the point of physical weakness, so why can't I? And the children born will not necessarily be in poor physical condition.
I am not a sick person now."
Concern leads to confusion. It’s not like Qi Yuncheng didn’t know that there was a huge difference between the two, but he still breathed a sigh of relief and sat next to him. However, as soon as he reached out his hand and touched it, Song Yi grabbed it tightly.
, and then happily watched the subsequent performance.
There will be two more programs after that, Teacher Gao’s and Master’s and Uncle’s!
The audience was very excited when they performed.
However, after Yue Yunpeng went backstage and came to the upper door, he took one more look in the direction of the lower door. He didn't want to disturb him any more. The other brothers followed his gaze and asked immediately.
"Brother-in-law, how old is your daughter this year?"
"Two years old! Born in 11 years old, why are you asking this?"
Meng Hetang muttered next to him, "Look, you gave birth to a daughter. Brother Luan also gave birth to a daughter. If Senior Brother Yuncheng gives birth to a daughter, then. You said that when the time comes, all the girls are girls, what a scene..."
"It's useless to be poor." Luan Yunping saw that she had to say, "When Yuncheng's child is one month old, you uncles should prepare red envelopes. If there are two children, prepare double."
"It's actually good to have double copies. If you have a boy, you can become your teacher, Brother Luan."
"We'll talk about it later. Anyway, when we have a boy, we will each have an apprentice."
As partners, the two of them may not look at each other for a long time, but the relationship between seniors and brothers has always been good, and juniors will basically be determined like this.
It's similar to the exchange of hostages between the uncle and the master.
Just a few people chatting like this, which is quite happy. After all, many of them are fathers, and one may be added to the list in a while.
After chatting and chatting, it was time to end, and all the actors began to take the stage for the curtain call.
Not to mention just the performers, almost all the actors present came on stage, including Yue Yunpeng, who was also praised this year.
After everyone stood up, Guo Degang looked at all the audience below and said, "Today is the first day of Gangsi Festival, and the apprenticeship ceremony is quite lively. Logically speaking, Xiaoyue also has a performance today, but he is busy because he is filming outside, but he is back now
Yes, I told you that I have a new show to perform for everyone.
If you like it, just listen to it.
Xiaoyue, come up."
Come over in a few steps.
Yue Yunpeng came between the two elders with a shy and happy face, "Actually, it's nothing, just a fool."
"Then do you want to sing or not?"
"Sing! Is there any music?" Yue Yunpeng asked.
"No! What kind of music do you want, you idiot?"
"Then I'll sing." Yue Yunpeng cleared his throat. After clearing it, a song that was unfamiliar to others but extremely familiar to Qi Yuncheng appeared for the first time.
"Ah~~Five Rings, you have one more ring than Four Rings~~
Five rings, you are one less than six rings~~
Finally one day, you will reach the seventh level~~
What to do after cultivating to the seventh ring~~
You have two rings more than the five rings~~
…”
After listening to a few words, the audience was completely agitated.
"Did I hear this tune there? The Peony Song?"
"Yes, it's the Song of Peony. Good guy, this can still be changed!"
"Xiaoyue's voice is quite interesting, and it sounds really good."
…
It was impossible for the audience not to hear it, and when Yue Yunpeng finished singing, Yu Qian stood beside him with his hands behind his back and wondered, "Isn't this all nonsense?"
"Yes!" Yue Yunpeng admitted shamelessly.
"Be careful, people will sue you! What's the name of this song?" Guo Degang asked.
"Song of the Five Rings."
Guo Degang: "Oh, about the Olympics."
Yu Qian: "I feel taller now."
Guo Degang: "That's not true!! Do you like it after listening to it?"
"I like it!!" It's impossible for Yue Yunpeng not to be popular now, so people immediately followed him.
"Oh, I can't save you at all. You also like this nonsense."
After the words fell, Qi Yuncheng in the crowd couldn't help but made some movement behind him. When the master saw it, he turned around and shouted, "Yuncheng, do you have anything to say? Express your feelings?"
Qi Yuncheng came up and borrowed the microphone that Xiaoyue sang just now, "I think this song will be a hit!!"
Guo Degang frowned. He didn't know why Yuncheng still praised this, and directly said, "If this bad song can become popular, I am the eggplant!"