Looking at the cross talk written by his children, Shi Fukuan looked at it calmly and seriously, taking it very seriously.
It is very rare for Qiling to be able to write things by herself.
The key is to take a quick look at the outline and find that it is very complete and has a very good framework from beginning to end.
There is a lot of baggage hidden inside.
The only drawback may be that it requires more thinking about the baggage, so the grandfather will explain it to the child on the spot.
Guo Degang didn't interrupt during this process. The husband was talking about the children, so he didn't need to disturb him.
But looking at Qiling, he was still very happy. He had grown very well over the years, making progress day by day.
And just after talking for a few minutes, Qi Yuncheng, Song Yi and Wang Hui all packed up and came out of the kitchen.
Seeing them busy at work, Qi Yuncheng knew not to disturb them.
But he didn't go over, and instead Shi Fukuan called out, "Yuncheng, come here, Qiling has a joke written here."
"oh!"
"Qi Ling wrote it, you should also read it, and then you can meet him tonight. Do you have time?"
"There is time, just time for a joke."
Sitting next to him, Qi Yuncheng began to listen to what the master continued to tell Dalin. He knew what it was as soon as he heard it. He was so familiar with it, so when the time came, he measured it casually and could find it out without memorizing any details.
Just looking at Dalin, I haven't seen him for so long, I feel exactly the same as my master, he is making rapid progress.
You should know that it seems to have been only about two years since he dropped out.
A crosstalk actor who has studied for two years is definitely still a student. It is normal for him not to pick melons for several years, so Dalin is indeed capable.
Especially now that he is chubby, he is studying cross talk seriously. After that, he learns steadily, and then loses weight and opens the way for his whole life.
After all, just like his master, he started to pursue what he likes.
He knew he could never surpass his father in cross talk.
I don’t have any particularly big ambitions, just live my life well.
Not much time.
The jokes written by Dalin were almost the same, so I just waited for the two of us to try them out in the evening.
But when he got the things back, Dalin was still a little hesitant, "Brother, is it too much trouble for you? Just come back?"
"It's okay! It's Zhang Yiyuan's savings, right? I'll go over later to talk for more than half an hour, but what's wrong with Yan Hexiang?"
"He likes to drive motorcycles. He fell a little while playing today, but it wasn't heavy."
"Okay!
What a great adventure.”
Although Qi Yuncheng expressed regret for Yan Hexiang's accident, he really couldn't help laughing.
When Shi Fukuan heard this reason, he looked at Guo Degang and said, "Why are you kids so messed up?"
"This is still simple. I have told you about Kong Yunlong. His things are even more exciting. Fortunately, there were no accidents when performing with Yuncheng this time, otherwise it would be quite embarrassing..."
For a while, Guo Degang once again mentioned Kong Yunlong's glorious deeds to his husband. He didn't know how detailed he was. It was indeed a great accident back then, but now it has become a story.
There is more than one key factor. If you are so unlucky, you don't know where to go to explain it.
Just like this, a group of people chatted leisurely at home for an entire afternoon.
Have another meal in the evening.
Qi Yuncheng didn't let his wife get involved in the dinner, he just helped to cook it himself.
After we finished eating, the sky turned dark, and then Kong Yunlong, Shaobing, Zhang Helun and others came over, and it was bustling again.
However, it was agreed that Qi Yuncheng would have a fight with Dalin, so they played at home until around nine o'clock before the two of them rushed over.
This time I was saving up, so I could make it to the show after 10 o'clock.
Song Yi told her to go home obediently. After all, her husband would be back soon. If she went alone, she would cause trouble.
During the time when her husband was away, she changed a bit. After getting married, she became a wife and learned many ways to run a household from her mistress.
…
…
"There are not many people today, maybe it's because it's cold and windy. But is Yan Daguan really okay? The concept of something happening to someone driving a motorcycle is much higher than that of a car."
When they arrived near Zhang Yiyuan, there was no one ambushing around, and there were no girls blocking the back door. How could they know that Qi Yuncheng and Dalin were going to perform.
While pushing open the back door, Dalin explained, "It's just that my legs were scratched in some places, it's not a big problem."
"That's good. Please be more careful during the Chinese New Year."
"He also wants to go on a trip by bicycle. Let's see when it can be realized. Anyway, since my third brother's accident, I don't want to sit on a motorcycle when I see it."
The corner of Qi Yuncheng's mouth suddenly turned upward, and Deyun couldn't get over the third brother's matter at all.
But speaking of it, Yan Hexiang was temporarily expelled when he first came to Deyun. His batch of Hezi Department came very early and were older, so they all came to compete for the reputation of Deyun's class leader.
As a result, for several months, Guo Degang and Yu Qian had not met each other even once, not to mention knowing any teachers. In addition, they were doing chores and sweeping the floor every day, so how could they not be in a mood.
In later generations, Yan Hexiang became one of Deyun's better followers, which can be regarded as a transformation.
"Brother, are you back?"
"Have you just arrived? Brother Luan is behind you? I have something to tell him."
"No, Captain Luan went to another small theater. I think he can come later. You can send a text message."
As soon as they entered the backstage, amidst the waves of heating, several senior brothers saw people and said a few words casually. When they came back, they received almost no news.
At the same time, Dalin quickly explained to them what happened to Yan Hexiang, and then asked his brother to come and support him.
But Zhang Jiuling, who was in the background, started to have a strange expression, "Da Lin, are you sure you want your senior brother to measure the work? This good guy almost didn't give me a hard time last time."
"Harmful!" Qi Yuncheng explained to himself, "That's all free to use. This time I have something to say, and I will praise Dalin well."
With one sentence, Zhang Jiuling broke his guard on the spot, "Brother, my bell music also has words! It also has words!"
"That doesn't matter. Who should perform now? The next show will be us. Whoever has a suitable coat can lend it to me."
"Wear mine."
Zhang Jiuling complained, but his movements were still not slow.
After putting on a green coat.
When the time comes.
The host did not change his name and still reported on the stage.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "My School Days"! The performers are Guo Qiling and Yan Hexiang!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack.
In Zhang Yiyuan, Dalin and Yan Hexiang can be said to be the mainstays. With their performances, the audience is almost full, but only almost. There are still a dozen empty seats in the auditorium.
But when Qi Yuncheng appeared on the stage with Dalin.
Even if the theater is not full, the screams of the girls can fill this small theater!
"ah!
!Qi Yuncheng!
!”
"Qi Yuncheng! Ah!
"
"ah!
"
…
As soon as the actor came out, all he heard was the screams of groups of girls and the phones they all took out of their pockets.
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the table, adjusted the microphone, and spoke happily.
"Stop shouting. You think I've got you all so late at night! There are so many old men around. Hurry up, Dalin, please explain why Yan Hexiang didn't come."
Guo Qiling nodded, "The main reason is that my partner accidentally came into close contact with Dadi while driving his motorcycle, so I invited my brother to come in for a measurement."
"That's right." Qi Yuncheng looked around the small theater and was a little disappointed, "Isn't it full today? It seems that scalpers can't do it either. Are the tickets expensive?"
“Not expensive!
"
"That's good. At most the scalpers know that I'm back, but they don't know exactly where I will perform."
After explaining a few words, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head to pack his things and became quiet. Dalin immediately spoke after receiving the signal.
"It's not easy to invite my brother over to measure one for me, because you can see it's a new joke today. We chatted for a long time, and now we're backstage.
The reason why we chatted for a long time is that I am still far behind and need to study hard, but it is not my fault, I am still a child and there is room for improvement."
Audience: "Uu~~"
Hearing the booing, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and wondered, "Is this still booing? Isn't he a child anymore? He's not old, he's not an adult today. No... In the past few months since I left, you women
What on earth did you do to my brother!
Oh, I can’t imagine it, it’s inhumane.”
Ha ha ha ha!
It was a unique performance style, not a single word was wrong. Not only the audience was overjoyed, but also Dalin.
Little did he know that this could be a conversational thing.
As for Zhang Jiuling, who had lost his coat and put on a coat, he also caught up. As soon as he came up, he kept nodding. That's right, that's it. You couldn't guard against what he was going to say.
Amid laughter, Guo Qiling answered with a smile, "That's all in the past, I don't take it to heart."
"That's good."
"As for me, as you all know, I started crosstalk after I was about to complete my nine-year compulsory education."
"Every junior high school is a hurdle."
"Actually speaking, when I think back to what happened when I was in school, it's pretty cool."
Qi Yuncheng nodded and finally said according to the words: "Do you still miss that time?"
"Of course, my father has always wanted his children to succeed. He hoped that I would get good grades when I was in school."
"All parents are like this."
"Call me before an exam."
Guo Qiling was about to start acting as a character. Qi Yuncheng and the audience below looked at his appearance. To be honest, he looked very much like him.
Not only is it a performance, the fat little appearance is also related to the master Guo Degang, or he is a father and son.
"Take the exam well, you know? If you do well, you will be rewarded."
"What's the reward?"
"Haven't you always wanted a bicycle? Let's look at your test scores this time. There are ten subjects in total. Each subject has a full score of 100 points, and the total score is a thousand points. You will get a thousand points!"
"How about it?"
Guo Qiling imitated her father's example and pointed: "I'll buy you a bicycle worth 1,000 yuan. If you get 800 points in the exam, it will cost you 800 yuan, and so on."
"Can."
"After hearing this, I was so happy. I went to take the exam. After the exam, I came back to my dad happily."
"Whatever he wants."
"Dad!" Dalin started jumping up and down behind the microphone, "Do you have a car that costs two and a half yuan?"
"Your score is too low."
"My dad is also very happy."
"He said?"
"roll!
!”
A little bit came out, and the audience had some laughter, even though the baggage was very familiar.
Guo Qiling said in a low mood, "When I came out of the house, I felt very depressed. I thought why is it so difficult to have a car of my own? I have to find a place to calm down."
"You have to think about it." Qi Yuncheng said.
"Go to the storage room in our house. I have to go there to calm down and light a cigarette."
Seeing Dalin making a move to light up a cigarette, Qi Yuncheng quickly stopped him, "How about you learn something from Teacher Yu? Those messy maths at such a young age?"
Dalin smiled and turned around to talk to his brother in a low voice, "No one saw me, so I smoked secretly. I was smoking when my father opened the door and came in."
"Yo."
"At that time, he slapped me with a round hand, and stars suddenly appeared in my eyes, and my neck was twisted 90 degrees. He became angry: Why do you smoke!
!”
Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin and quickly said, "Tell me the reason."
Guo Qiling took a deep breath, held the cigarette between her index and middle fingers and put it on her mouth with a sad look on her face, "The motherland has not yet been reunified, so I feel depressed!
"
Hahahahaha!
The thrown baggage clattered, and the audience made happy noises.
Qi Yuncheng looked speechless in his voice, "You came too quickly."
"He left after that. But I have to be grateful for this slap. As soon as he hit me, I tilted my neck and found a stone grinder in the corner of the wall."
"My master is such a thief. He still keeps this in the storage room?"
Guo Qiling opened her arms and explained, "My father collects them. He uses a stone roller to carve them out."
"Such a big poke?"
"Okay." Guo Qiling moved the stone roller and made a gesture of holding it, "What do you think I should push this to school?"
"You've put in a lot of effort." Qi Yuncheng was a little shocked and spoke faster, "The stone roller is so heavy, you can push it in half at a glance, and you push it to school?"
"We can be considered a car-owning family."
"Is it okay to have a wheel?"
"The round one will do, I just have to push the iron hoop." Guo Qiling said, raising his hands and continuing to push, "I push the roller to school, it seems very tired."
"Why do you think so?"
"This thing is so heavy. I leave home every morning before dawn. I take it to school and look at the clock. It's twelve o'clock."
"Good guy." Qi Yuncheng waved his hand, "I can't even go to school if I've been feeling emotional all morning."
"That's the reason. I can't go to class, I'm not good enough in exams, and it's hard to get into higher school."
"I didn't learn well."
Guo Qiling clapped her hands together, feeling very helpless, "No middle school is willing to hire me, so what can I do? Fortunately, there is always a way out."
"Is there a school?"
"There was a middle school that recruited students with special talents and recruited me."
Qi Yuncheng was curious, "Do you have any special skills?"
"Yes." Guo Qiling explained anxiously, "It's me who the High School Affiliated to the Sports Academy wants."
"Sports Institute? What are the specialties of sports?"
"Amazing arm strength!"
No need to think about it, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and understood, with a smile, "Yes, after pushing the roller for six years, your arm strength is amazing!"