Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 515 You won't be tricked like this even if you have a kindergarten diploma!
Chapter 515 You won't be tricked like this even if you have a kindergarten diploma!
Chapter 515 Even if you have a kindergarten diploma, you won’t be deceived like this! [Please subscribe]
"What are you talking about? We are watching TV. This skit is quite funny."
On the sofa, Mother Song held the little girl in her arms and said without looking at her daughter.
"that……"
Song Yi turned away from her husband, looked at her mother again, and spoke a little faster, "Didn't we discuss having a second child before? This period of time is just right, and we are about to have a baby."
"Really? Is it really true?"
The first person to react was not Song's mother, but Song's father, when he heard that there was a second child.
Why are you unhappy?
Whether it is a boy or a girl, this home will be more lively.
"How long?"
It's a pity that Qi Yuncheng couldn't hear clearly because the whole place was in a commotion, but he must have looked at them one more time, and then he and Luan Yunping walked to the side and stood there.
But Song Yi finally got his wish and brought the little girl back, and then placed her on the sofa. Xixi didn't know what they were doing, she just thought it was fun and was hugged here and there.
"Hiss~~"
In particular, Song's mother really likes this son-in-law. Not to mention his enthusiasm, he is much better at doing things, which is completely unmatched by her own daughter.
Yue Yunpeng was like this, and Qi Yuncheng was even more like this.
As long as you have some conscience, you will feel sorry for yourself.
After the exchange, Song Yi took the money and stuffed it into her husband's wallet, "Hurry up and put this money away to avoid being discovered."
He quickly turned around and called his husband over with his eyes. He said that the relationship between father and daughter was the best. If he went to talk to her, there should be no problem.
"You are truly a mother."
…
There are so many of them, it’s impossible not to be greedy.
"Xi Xi!" Song Yi spoke kindly, looking at her little face and the red envelope in her pocket.
How can you not understand your own daughter?
Xixi was very obedient and slowly pulled out six large red envelopes from her pocket. Seeing the bulging appearance, Song Yi and Qi Yuncheng looked at each other.
In mid-February, the day when Deyun unpacked the box, it was almost time for the performance, and Qi Yuncheng was going to take his family to watch the performance.
But she could buy a lot even with small change, so she was very happy and kept looking at the things she liked on the shelves in the mall.
During the period of rest during the Chinese New Year, their family lived happily. They were able to use the New Year's money received from their daughter for extra meals and buy new clothes every day.
Luan Yunping was very puzzled, "Why are you taking off your pants to tell lies?"
Even the bigger change is not enough, so the mother exchanges two pieces for one hundred, which is even worse than twenty!
Qi Yuncheng naturally wanted to perform. He watched them enter the audience passage before going back to the backstage of the North Exhibition.
Even if the mother is sitting, her temperament is completely exuded. This is something that Song Yi, a mother, does not have at all. She is so afraid that she swallows her saliva subconsciously. It turns out that mothers are the most difficult to deal with. Hurry up and get rid of the things in your belly. Like roundworms.
Not to mention that Master has a storytelling program there, and if he insists on participating in it to practice, it’s impossible not to go.
The whole place was in uproar.
"Yes, you can't tell lies without blinking an eye!"
"Okay, these two are for you, they are yours. Do you want to exchange the next ones?"
It takes a long time to wait.
After settling down, the young couple put the child's money into her red envelope together. In order to prevent others from seeing it, they also stuffed the red envelope a little more into the girl's jacket pocket.
"How could it be true? Who doesn't know how good money is? The old saying is so true, a penny beats a hero. When you have no money, every penny is good. When I followed my master, oh! "
She kept looking out the window and making weird expressions. Even when her daughter wanted to talk to her, she just said a few perfunctory words.
This program indeed has huge traffic, and after Yue Yunpeng finished it, it was out of control.
But amid the commotion, today's show is about to start.
But when he was about to leave, Song Yi suddenly remembered that there was something he had not done and hurriedly went to the toilet.
Looking at the time, Luan Yunping stood with a large group of them. When the time came, the red curtain opened and the gongs and drums on the side of the stage sounded, and the first pair of actors began to take the stage.
But after all the lies were told, it was impossible not to let go, so I had no choice but to do something to my daughter.
After agreeing, Song Yi continued to be quiet, but even though he was quiet, his expression showed uncontrollable excitement.
This year’s schedule is constantly filling up for him.
"What did you say?"
"Give them to me one by one, and I'll give them to you one by one."
When they were taken out and stacked together, there were four thousand red notes.
"how?"
"Forget it. Since you are pregnant, you have to make preparations. Your dad and I will go out to buy some things and eat some noodles. This dog is also weird. He likes to stay in a cage all day long. What dog doesn't like to run around."
"That's what you asked me to say."
Taking out his wallet, Qi Yuncheng took out all the change worth two or more.
One pair after another the actors came on stage.
"Hey! I heard it, this is from Tianjin."
So the role of the midfield actors is just this, to enhance the atmosphere.
Song Yi, Song's father and Song's mother were all very happy, but the daughter didn't know what they were laughing at.
They stood up and several elders came on stage, including Deyun's underlings Guo Degang and Yu Qian.
"Just try your best. I've already said it. First, give your daughter the change."
"Okay! I won't take it with you. You can take it with you. Let's go!"
Song Yi stretched out his hand and placed a twenty-dollar card near a hundred yuan card. It was difficult to choose between the two Xixi cards, but after thinking for two or three seconds, he reached out to the twenty-dollar card.
"If you have anything, remember to tell me as soon as possible."
"What should I do about pregnancy?" Qi Yuncheng asked again in a low voice.
"No, what's the old saying?"
This change took about three or four minutes.
Everyone is familiar with him and he is the best at spending money."
"Why are you taking Xixi with you when you go out?"
And when the family goes shopping in the evening, most of the shopping depends on the daughter.
"No, just let her stay. She has to buy randomly when she gets to the mall. How can she spend the money randomly? She might as well buy some food."
"How do you think you can get better? Hurry up, or else your parents will come back. The supermarket is not far away."
But I can't speak now.
a while.
"I know."
The curtain call fell.
When it was our turn to get acquainted, there was applause and shouts from below.
"Don't worry, Dad, we have already discussed it and there will be time."
"..."
"It's much better than my mother. She will tell you that she will give it back to you when she grows up. I can at least let her spend some money, although I have to take the money for today's food shopping from her.
"Xixi, it's a lot of money, isn't it? Do you like it?"
"What's wrong?" Father Song saw her like this and subconsciously touched her forehead, "You're not sick."
The host finally went up to announce the curtain.
But why should she take advantage of her scheme? She shouldn't. Wouldn't it be better to expose it directly?
"If I buy it, half of it will be snatched away by you."
"That's fine! The whole family is happy to be together, so get ready and open the door soon."
Mother Song stared straight at her daughter, with a vague look of seeing through it, and said directly, "Then what should I take her out of?"
After they finished, there were performances by a lot of apprentices behind them, but the further back, the more difficult the performance became.
"But look at these two, which one buys more candy?"
But Song Yi couldn't control that much. No one could stop them when they went out, and he immediately started to attack his daughter.
"Next, please enjoy the cross talk "Pure Tuhao"! The performers are Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping!!"
When she saw her father, the girl couldn't help shouting.
After a while, Qi Yuncheng could hardly stand watching TV anymore. His daughter was so miserable. Even if she had a kindergarten diploma, she would not be deceived into this.
With this choice, Qi Yuncheng knew that things should be fine, so he simply moved aside to watch TV.
It feels like the first class of the semester, and then I study for a period of time, wait until I am separated from the subject, and then gradually go to the college for systematic teaching.
Hahahahaha!
"Xu~~"
And the father immediately picked up some very new change from his wallet. Seeing this, Song Yi suddenly realized, "Sure enough, there are no good people who say cross talk, I understand."
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping were still at the back. After Yue Yunpeng finished speaking, it took two programs to reach them.
Song Yi and her parents happily watched each performance. They were all apprentices in the first three or four performances.
Qi Yuncheng quickly went back behind the microphone and said, "Thank you! Now that I'm married, all men love me!"
Talk and shout at the same time!
"Change!"
"If you dare to lie to me, I will make you walk around without food."
"Daughter-in-law, how long does it take? I'm going out soon."
But you can still buy her snacks."
"Um!"
So as long as you exchange it for the 1, I will give it to you and then take you to buy candies, how about it?"
Qi Yuncheng couldn't help but ask, "So what to do with her change?"
There is even a feeling of taking advantage of the situation.
Song Yi replied, but as soon as she finished speaking, Song's mother's expression was a little different.
She couldn't recognize the numbers five, six, seven and eight, but at least she knew one and two, and she also knew which one looked slightly bigger.
"Have grandpa, grandma, grandpa, and grandma given you a lot of red envelopes recently?"
However, I will not go to Tianjin College to study at the first time. Instead, I will go to the Drum Music Society to take a few classes.
Waiting for the eighth program!
It will be different every year.
Luan Yunping chose her words and spoke slowly, "Money doesn't matter to me."
"My father-in-law and mother-in-law are here, so I brought him to the auditorium, just a few rows in front. You can see it when you get on stage!"
About half an hour.
"Isn't this a lot? I can buy two candies. It says two on it. Two is more than one! But I can't give it to you. Why do children need so much money? But for the Chinese New Year, I have to give you lucky money.
"What's wrong with taking it with you? Let the little girl go shopping in the mall."
After exchanging her money of about four thousand, she only had two or three hundred, and she spent the same amount, leaving less than twenty.
"rest assured."
After six o'clock, the family finally arrived at the theater.
The whole family was chatting and laughing along the way.
"Dad, it's nothing! I just got tired from shopping in the afternoon and took a break to look at the scenery."
But Song Yi was very confused, because she hadn't said she wanted them to go out yet, so why did her mother take the initiative to let her father go with her.
…
"good!"
My father-in-law and mother-in-law have more time this time and can make it in time to unpack this year.
Hundreds of people were walking back and forth.
However, they were excited, and Song Yi was even more excited than them. Sitting in the audience and watching it again was really different, and it felt like chasing him back then.
In the end, Qi Yuncheng used his own money to buy her an extra toy to make up for it.
Qi Yuncheng sighed, "Everyone looks like a pancake, except my master..."
Once on stage, the commotion below quickly changed.
"I love you!!"
"Okay! Red-hot coals!!"
"Please don't mention thirty years old, please. I don't want to hear it in the first place."
But when he saw that only the child was coming, Guo Degang was a little curious, "Where is your daughter? Are you not bringing her here?"
After handing the little girl back, the two of them took the dog out.
There are still a lot of people sending flowers and gifts.
Qi Yuncheng turned around to put on his coat. After putting it on, he saw Luan Yunping arranging the order of appearance for the group of them.
However, my daughter is quite happy.
Qi Yuncheng hurriedly heard a female voice and replied, "Thank you everyone! Another year of Deyun unpacking, it was very lively.
"Get ready! There's only one minute left."
So if there is a special event, they will definitely be there again.
that's all.
"What else can I do? I'll go to the supermarket to buy something after dinner. Instead of spending my money, I can spend it with hers."
"You can't tell lies without blinking an eye!"
"More than two weeks, it's still early. I have to go to school soon."
"Yeah!" Xixi nodded.
Just when he arrived near the sofa, Song Yi thought about it and looked at her husband who had been silent, "I feel like my mother is a little strange."
Qi Yuncheng watched for a long time and could tell almost everything. He had to admire my mother for knowing Song Yi very well and knowing how to deal with her.
Well boy, there's more to it than they thought.
So the young couple all sat around Xixi.
"That two is not enough. Do you have any more? I will give all mine to her."
However, while they were chatting, Song Yi in the car rarely spoke.
"Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, I love you!!"
There was something wrong with her appearance. If she really had a child, I don't know how happy she would be. She wouldn't be so calm. She squinted her eyes and spoke slowly.
As soon as he hurt the master, Beizhan burst into laughter and couldn't stop beating him.
Wait... Thinking of something, Qi Yuncheng felt goosebumps all over his body. If that were really the case, Mom would be awesome.
"Don't worry! I will make her happy. Just pack up quickly and don't let my parents see it."
After coming out, I quickly hugged my daughter and got in the car to go to the Beizhan Theater tonight.
"I don't think so." Mother Song wanted to laugh a little, "You will still look like that even when you are thirty years old."
After resting backstage for several hours, they finally took the stage.
"Speaking of the richest person among cross talkers, how about my master let him take care of money? Tell everyone, do you care about money?" Qi Yuncheng looked at his partner.
Want this, want that.
Xixi held a lollipop in her hand and looked at her mother doubtfully.
"If you like it, buy Tangtang!"
"So why do you think it's weird?"
Some are familiar and some are unfamiliar.
As a mother, Song Yi specially bought the little girl a small red cotton-padded jacket with flowers. Once she put it on, she looked like a little Fuwa, looking energetic and beautiful.
But it’s time to play and it’s about to be unboxed.
"Did you see it?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at him and looked at the audience, "This is the only time this person has ever done this."
"You are telling lies. There is a saying to criticize you."
The old couple had almost packed up and were holding the noodles' dog leash to go out. Just as they were about to open the door, Song Yi quickly went over and grabbed Ma's arm.
The key is that it's not just girls shouting this, there are many older men shouting this.
There are still a lot of people backstage.
In 2016, the things he did and the popularity attracted the attention of countless people.
So I'm really worried, I won't be too comfortable before unboxing.
"Qi Yuncheng! I love you!"
This time there was an overwhelming sound.
There are even a few of them who already look like small actors in a small theater.
And Dalin can be counted as one of them. If the happy comedian is going to have a third season, it will definitely be him.
"Anyway, when he gets angry in winter, I always want to get in front of him."
The first is to prepare for the unpacking of Deyun University, and the second is that the students of the Drum Music Society will finally start classes. After the Chinese New Year, students from all over the world will come here to learn things.
"Husband, hurry up." Song Yi suddenly turned his head.
"What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng became busy again.
After getting up, Mother Song was going to drive the noodles out, but little did she know that this was all caused by the little enemy in her arms.
Even after giving birth to a child, you still have to be at peace.
But when it comes to spending money every year, I have to talk about our team Luan Yunping.
It's tidied up.
"I'm out!"
Let us help you count them."
"How could that be? Mom, how could I lie to you about this!"
Taking her husband's money, Song Yi placed it beside her daughter in a dignified manner, "Come on, Xixi, would you please take out those red envelopes of yours? You don't know how much candies you can sell if you don't take them out."
"Well! Xixi buys Tangtang."
"When I was a kid, I was already married, I had a husband, and I was a mother. I wouldn't cause any trouble."
The fifth scene is about becoming a master and becoming an uncle.
Luan Yunping was stunned behind the table, "Can I spend money?"
"??"
It can be seen that everyone is happy. It’s just the New Year, they eat well, use good things, and spend more money.
Song's father and Song's mother came back with things, and then continued to play with Xixi. At the same time, Song's father asked Song Yi to pay attention, after all, he really thought she was pregnant.
"You got into a lot of trouble when you were a kid."
Song Yi took a breath. It seemed that the little girl knew the benefits of money, and the difficulty of getting it might become bigger.
"Stop it, she'll be rolling all over the floor and it won't look good."
"I am telling the truth." Luan Yunping affirmed.
"You can tell lies without taking off your pants!"
Qi Yuncheng leaned on the table and felt a little emotional, "So I think there is something wrong with your attitude towards money and you don't tell the truth."
Audience: "Qi Yuncheng, I love you so much!"
"That's good, we have one more child, but then you will be busy again, do you have time?"
Therefore, it is not only the opening warm-up field and the back-up field that are particularly useful, but the midfield field also has great significance and difficulty.
But Yue Yunpeng was able to hold on, so he succeeded in raising the atmosphere a lot before he arrived as a master.
Not to mention that in 2017, Deyun has a group of good and growing actors.
For example, Tao Yang, Dalin, Yan Hexiang, Xiao braid, Yang Jiulang, Meng Hetang, Zhou Jiuliang, Zhang Helun, Zhang Jiuling and others have grown up relatively quickly.
The noodles were lifted instantly.
A little weird.
"Hey~"
Qi Yuncheng was helpless by his daughter-in-law. What about the money?
After all, the audience will definitely not have much expectations for other apprentice performances.
All the more than 4,000 red notes went to Song Yi's side, leaving only some change on the girl's side.
Looking around with a pair of big eyes.
As for the little girl Guo Degang originally wanted to see below in the side curtain, wasn't it said that she was in the first two rows?
It didn't look good during the performance, but now that I'm watching it, I can hear the burden and quickly go down.
I'm afraid that I will say this to myself again when I see myself.