"Master Hou is a good man, but he also went to the hospital a few days ago."
Hou Zhen was their uncle, so Luan Yunping couldn't care less, so she looked anxious around her, "What's going on?"
Without answering this, Qi Yuncheng first explained one thing, "Let's first say that this person is a good person. He does not fight for fame, profit, greed for money, and is not lustful!
There’s just something wrong with it!”
"What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng deliberately imitated the Hou Ye's usual habit of covering his hands, and then complained with a ferocious expression, "How lazy he is!!"
"Just a little lazy?"
"One day there will be one person left in Deyun Society, and it must be him!"
"Why?"
Qi Yuncheng sighed and said calmly, "I'm too lazy to rebel!!"
"good!!!"
Quack, quack, quack, quack!
There's not much of a burden here, it's just to show the character of the Marquis.
But with so many viewers having the same idea, plus the fact that Deyun had an accident some time ago, they naturally felt what Qi Yuncheng was expressing.
So it's impossible for them not to respond to this.
When Luan Yunping saw this movement, she knew it well and smiled bitterly at the same time, "Aren't you even lazy to rebel?"
"Oh, just two hobbies."
"What two hobbies?"
"The first thing is that I like to eat."
Taking his right hand out of the sleeve of his coat, Qi Yuncheng pointed to himself, the table, and the microphone in front of his partner, and then pointed to an open space.
Then speak.
"Originally there were four microphones today."
"Oh!" Luan Yunping agreed, and followed the count without reacting. When she counted to the fourth time, she understood instantly, raised her head and shouted, "Would you like to eat one with him?"
Qi Yuncheng pointed to the back, "I'm sitting backstage cursing!"
"What are you scolding?"
"The sugar cane in Yanjing is so damn hard!!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
As soon as the baggage fell out, the audience burst into laughter.
This is what the actors are most proud of. At the same time, they all have an image of Hou Zhen sitting backstage chewing the microphone.
This is ridiculous, who has nothing to do with the microphone?
But Mr. Hou's interesting character really made them believe it.
As for the group of people watching from the side curtain, let alone having fun along with the audience, including Hou Zhen himself.
At this moment, Luan Yunping acted as a compliment, giving a compliment at the critical moment, and at the same time waved her hand, "The look in Mr. Hou's eyes is not very good either."
“There’s nothing not to eat!”
"Eat it all?"
"Hey! There is also his second hobby, talking!"
"Like to say?"
When it came to the most unforgettable part, even though it was a joke, Qi Yuncheng became emotional when he thought about what he had been chatting with him for two hours before the performance.
He screwed up his expression.
"You don't have to pay attention to him.
It's not like when we chat with each other every time, he doesn't use it, so don't pay attention to him at all.
Talk to that guy, my dear, it will make your brain boil."
Luan Yunping herself felt the same way, but she didn't express it as strongly as her partner, so I would like to add a few words.
"Just saying it myself."
"I was really annoyed a few days ago, so I bought him a plane ticket and sent him to Hainan. When he came back, his teeth were all black."
"What's going on?"
Qi Yuncheng drooped his hands downwards and raised his head, "He was facing the sun, wowing all by himself￥#￥%&..."
"Oops!" Luan Yunping couldn't stand it any longer, and began to grimace, "Can you still talk to Taiyang?"
"Hey guys, my tonsils are all black."
"This mouth is too big, it's exposed."
After his partner finished speaking, Qi Yuncheng paused for a moment, because this could be regarded as introducing the personality characteristics of Mr. Hou to everyone.
Then he looked at the audience and started the main story of Mr. Hou.
"Good man, but as I said just now, I went to the hospital a few days ago."
"What's the reason for this?"
"Hi!" Qi Yuncheng started to hold his hands again, "He went out to eat with someone and ordered a dish called Cashew Chicken!!"
The four words "cashew chicken" were spoken in a clear and concise tone, but no one could guess what would happen next.
Luan Yunping naturally expressed the same, "This is a very ordinary dish."
"As soon as the dish is served, Mr. Hou will start."
"say what?"
"That's great!"
Looking down, Qi Yuncheng's voice became slightly flat, and he began to imitate the timbre of Mr. Hou.
"This dish is called cashew chicken. I love cashew chicken the most, because it has cashews and chicken, so it's called cashew chicken."
"Isn't this nonsense?"
"After the cashew nuts are soaked in oil, put it in your mouth and crunch. It will be more fragrant. When the diced chicken is soaked in oil, put it in your mouth and chew the oil. It will be crunchy and fragrant."
"Can this be the same smell?"
"The cashew nuts and diced chicken are cooked in oil and put in your mouth. They crunch and are very fragrant. But there is a problem with today's dish. There are two pieces of meat that don't look like diced chicken, but like diced pork.
Of course, the diced cashew nuts are not unpalatable either. Because if you think about it, after the cashews have been soaked in oil and put in your mouth, they will be crunchy and delicious.
After the diced pork is soaked in oil, it crunches in your mouth and becomes even more fragrant.
But why order cashew chicken instead of cashew chicken? Because I think cashew chicken is more delicious than cashew meat.
You can also use cashew nuts, but there are diced chicken and diced meat in it.
And just cashews are fine, there are also a few peanuts in it.
Of course, after the peanuts are cooked in oil, they squeak and become more fragrant. I recognize that they are all peanuts, but why are there pine nuts in them???"
"What a guy!!"
Recently, after listening to Qi Yuncheng's words about Hou Ye, the first person who couldn't stand it was Luan Yunping, even if they had read the lyrics beforehand.
So he frowned and sighed.
After all, he was able to complete a couple of sentences at the beginning, but from the second half of the sentence couldn't fit in, and he couldn't find the right point.
Too much nonsense.
As for the entire audience, everyone was hilarious and excited after hearing this, but this excitement was boiling in their brains.
Sigh out.
Qi Yuncheng returned to his own words, "After talking for forty minutes, everyone, the world froze. The tables in the restaurant stopped, the kitchen stopped working, and there were no pedestrians at the door.
It’s hard for everyone in this room to breathe!”
Just as he was talking, Qi Yuncheng took the closed fan on the table in his hand based on his feeling and started to tremble.
"The person sitting next to him ordered a plate of beef ribs and took this knife to cut the beef. He didn't finish it for forty minutes."
Luan Yunping looked at her partner's fan and complained, "It sounds like Parkinson's."
"There's really no other way to go. Take this knife and run towards the Marquis's ass!" Qi Yuncheng pointed in one direction and suddenly stabbed it down with his fan, "Shut up!!"