Chapter 66: If you have eyes, sew them on! Everything]
"This opens another eye!!"
Seeing her partner making such a move, Luan Yunping stood nearby and instinctively said this.
This sentence was not in the original words, but when I said it, many people chuckled.
Naturally, Qi Yuncheng was speechless about the Marquis, "This man is also stupid, why should he shut up and stab his butt?"
"Yes, it would be great to prick your mouth."
"But then the Marquis turned around."
"What's wrong?"
Qi Yuncheng placed his fan horizontally behind his back like a knife stuck in it, and then imitated the feeling of Lord Hou looking at the person next to him on one side of his body, and spoke in an extremely innocent manner.
"Do you blame me for this? I ordered cashew chicken! I love cashew chicken!"
Premonition of something, Luan Yunping put her hands on the table, all the energy in her Dantian was released, and shouted, "You still said it!!! Don't you feel any pain??"
The audience was affected by the emotion of admiration, because they were really afraid of saying it again, Mr. Hou was too nonsense.
Qi Yuncheng slowly put the fan back on the table, and then said, "Let's do it again. Everyone in the restaurant jumped up.
They all pushed him to the ground and gagged him.
Pull out the knife and carry it to the hospital."
"Go quickly."
"When the doctor saw it, he saw that he had such a big hole in his butt." Qi Yuncheng stretched out his hand, circled his index finger and thumb, and traced the size of the wound.
"What to do with this?"
"It's sewing. He took off his pants. The doctor wiped it with alcohol cotton for fifteen minutes."
Luan Yunping lowered her brows and asked, "Why does it take so long to wipe?"
Qi Yuncheng rolled his eyes and made a wiping motion with his right hand while pretending to be a character and said, "Teacher Hou, they say you love to talk. You will have the ability to talk in the future."
"how?"
"Let's take a bath."
"Eh?" Luan Yunping finally understood. She turned her head and said silently, "What about wiping mud?"
"This big black butt, I forced the doctor to wipe out a small white circle. In order to wipe this small white circle, eight and a half pounds of cotton was used."
"Huo!" Luan Yunping exclaimed in surprise.
"I even took the mattress apart and painted it for the Marquis. The Marquis said it at this time."
"What?"
As soon as he put his hands into his sleeves, Qi Yuncheng returned to the state of the Marquis, "You think I am willing to come? There is a reason."
"what reason?"
"I went to eat today, guess what I ordered? I ordered cashew chicken!"
After saying this, Qi Yuncheng's face showed a hint of the Marquis's playfulness.
Luan Yunping and the audience below saw it with a lot of helplessness. The former immediately said, "This is about to begin."
"Then the Marquis said what I just said again! Even the doctor was so sweaty that he couldn't get a word in."
"That's right."
"That's it, doctor, is it easy for me to sew?
The doctor said that if you hadn't spoken, you would have been sewn up long ago."
"Yes, I'll listen to you."
"When the doctor sweated, his glasses fell to the ground and broke into pieces. The doctor's glasses were modified with a microscope at 37,000 degrees Celsius."
"Oh, what a look."
"Without these glasses, it's like having no eyes. But even though you can't see, this surgery must be done."
"I can't do it."
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, "Just do it based on your feeling!"
I was a little confused here, so Luan Yunping asked, "Can this stitch be done by feeling?"
"This doctor is very dedicated. Anyway, if there is a hole in the butt, just sew it up!"
"never heard of that!!!"
A tease and a handful.
The thousands of spectators looking at them below noticed some laughter, and without saying anything in detail, they had a premonition of what was about to happen.
After all, the Marquis now has two eyes.
It must be sewn wrong.
But this couldn't stop Qi Yuncheng, he pulled up the sleeves of his coat with both hands and started.
Then he stretched out his hands and touched everywhere.
When he touched something, Qi Yuncheng was slightly happy, "Huo, it's really not small."
"Hey, stop talking."
"oops!"
With a sigh, Qi Yuncheng closed his eyes and began to make needlework gestures.
After sewing for a few seconds, there was a little movement in the mouth.
"My little sister gave me this boy~~"
"Stop singing." Luan Yunping looked worried and said quickly.
But Qi Yuncheng doesn't care about this. If he doesn't sing, he changes it to humming. If he hums to a similar level, this operation is almost done.
Start concentrating your hands on one point to tie the knot.
The knot was naturally threaded, and there were no scissors around. Qi Yuncheng bent over and bit it without saying a word.
Seeing this Luan Yunping nearby, she was trembling with fright, and at the same time couldn't help laughing, "Good guy, bite it with your mouth, that's your butt!!!"
Hahahahaha!
The actors' movements and compliments on the stage immediately erupted into bursts of laughter.
"You really don't mind being dirty at all! You are truly worthy of being a crosstalk actor!"
"Niubi!"
"Qi Yunguo is so stubborn, he dares to do this!"
"A true warrior!"
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The happier the audience is, the more it shows that the baggage has been studied well.
So at this moment, even Shi Fukuan, who was in the side curtain, was happy when he saw this, and even couldn't look directly at the child on the stage.
Very graphic.
But one thing to say is that it is not easy to make the old gentleman laugh like this. It does not mean that the gentleman has a high point of laughter.
But I have seen too many baggage and baggage techniques.
He even used it countless times in the first half of his life.
If you use it too much, naturally no matter how funny something is, it will lose the original state it brought you the first time because you know what you might say later.
Of course, everything still depends on the interpretation. If the interpretation is good, it will be interesting even if you listen to it many times.
But Shi Fukuan was really amused by this child. He looked really helpless at these things.
I know the technique, but I can’t guess what specific burden he will give later.
So I really like this situation.
Not only does he like it, but everyone around him also likes it.
Also includes Hou Zhen.
He put his hands in his hands and smiled and began to mutter: "Is it true? How did you think about this? If you say this about me, the audience's impression of me will be completely ruined.
Do I like to talk?
Don’t you just talk more usually?
Dalin, do you think I talk too much?"
After asking this question, Dalin stood next to his grandfather and turned his face as he was about to answer.
Hou Zhen suddenly gave the first answer, "I don't think so, I just like chatting, but today's business performance was still very good.
I also like it.
But I also like to take a shower, so I don’t need to apply so much cotton.
What a waste."
"Why!"
Dalin, who couldn't say anything, was really helpless, so he asked, "Isn't this enough?"
They all doubted their brother's behavior and restrained themselves partially.
In the end, Shi Fukuan, who was listening nearby, felt a little annoyed and waved his hand towards his apprentice, "Okay, stop talking about it.
But what about the other assistant actors?
I remember Yue Yunpeng and Sun Yue were also listed on the program list!