Crosstalk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is set up under the stage Chapter 663 If ??you really don’t have a partner, bring Widow Yan over!
Chapter 663 If ??you really don’t have a partner, bring Widow Yan over!
The announcement sounded.
The theater with hundreds of people present was very lively.
A senior brother, a captain, and a junior class leader.
Among the disciples, there is no one with more gold than this. Especially when they saw Guo Qiling, the audience was very excited. It was the first time to see him in the Douxiao Club, which was quite new.
So the girls below shouted one by one.
The sound was loud and noisy.
And listen to this sound and come to this stage.
Guo Qiling was very emotional. It has been a long time since I opened the box this year and I have not stood on the stage a few times. Now that I come here, I feel very familiar and at ease.
But at the beginning, there were only two people, Qi Yuncheng and Guo Qiling.
"Thank you everyone, thank you for your applause, today is so lively."
"Brother, brother, what's going on?"
As soon as Qi Yuncheng finished speaking, Guo Qiling patted him behind him, as if he was trying to grab his position.
"What's wrong?"
"You're blocking my performance."
"Really? Then I'll be lower."
Suddenly Qi Yuncheng squatted directly on the ground. Guo Qiling was speechless when he squatted, "I'm not that short, you know? Our family's genes are very good, we are all 1.8 meters tall."
"Xu~~"
Ha ha ha ha.
From the very beginning, he was criticized for his height, and the excited audience laughed loudly.
Guo Qiling spoke again and asked her brother, "What are you doing here?"
"Let's talk about cross talk."
"Why are we so funny when talking about cross talk?"
Qi Yuncheng said: "Then I should tease you."
"Why are you teasing me? I finally talked about a cross talk, and you are teasing me outside." Guo Qiling pointed to the inside of the table and motioned for him to come in.
But why would Qi Yuncheng be willing behind the microphone, "I have never learned Peng Ke since I started learning cross talk."
"Why don't you learn Peng Ke?"
"If your father doesn't teach me, he doesn't know how."
Qi Yuncheng's uprightness made him laugh again. Guo Qiling stood nearby and couldn't help but say, "It's enough to say that I won't teach you. Why do you say that you don't know how to do it?"
He must be punished to death.
Yes! My master Yu Qian is a praising person, he taught me how to do it, but I can’t praise him."
"Why can't you praise me?"
Taking a step forward, Guo Qiling walked into the table, held up the microphone, and said with a hint of provocation, "Come on, do you dare to call me dad? Tell me what you say and let me see."
Just with these words, Qi Yuncheng showed a big smile on his face. This smile looked so bad to the audience. It probably lasted for a second or two before he spoke.
"Dalin, are you stupid during the filming? You don't know why I'm so popular, right? You said "Guo Degang is so popular, have you forgotten the word "Gangzi"?"
Hahahahaha!
Laughter came out continuously, and everyone was suddenly awakened and remembered Qi Yuncheng, who loved and hurt his master back then, but he has become much more serious in recent years.
I have to take care of apprentices, and I have to play drum music and so on.
It's this scene.
Yu Qian in the lounge nodded, "The relationship between these two people is interesting."
Guo Degang couldn't help but agree. The two of them are just like brothers, so why isn't it fun?
"Besides." Qi Yuncheng looked at Dalin, "If I praise you and you talk about my dad, do you know my dad?"
"That's right, then our show can't go on."
The two people were immediately embarrassed, but within a short while, Guo Qiling, who was standing behind the table, seemed to see something, "Wait a moment, what is that person here for?"
immediate.
Luan Yunping trotted all the way to the middle of the two people. As soon as he came, Guo Qiling had to take the microphone on the table to the position of the third microphone, and then press it herself.
I'm in a hurry and sometimes I need to do it myself.
But for a while, he still couldn't press it in, so he pushed in with all his strength. It felt like he was electrocuted, and his hands were shaking while holding the microphone.
It's impossible not to pay attention to it now.
Luan Yunping turned around and looked over, "No, you got an electric shock, right? You keep shaking like this."
"I can't buckle it, I think it's broken." In an unexpected situation, Guo Qiling couldn't hold back her laughter on the stage.
There was no other way. Luan Yunping stood at Guo Qiling's microphone stand and pressed the microphone. As soon as he pressed it, his hands and body began to shake with it. The audience couldn't stop laughing. Qi Yuncheng quickly went over to help, holding the microphone and buckling it on the microphone stand.
, this buckle, his hands were shaking with so much force.
The laughter started even more.
However, it's not that Luan Yunping and Qi Yuncheng really can't stand it, it's just to make them a burden, their stage experience lies here.
Any accident can be handled well.
Wait until it's finally done.
Qi Yuncheng walked back to his microphone and said, "Dalin, isn't this guy here? We can talk about his father."
"Huh?" Luan Yunping, who had just come up, was holding the cross talk table and was confused. She didn't know why she mentioned her father.
But when she thought that Brother Luan could be praised, Guo Qiling didn't care anymore. She looked at her brother and said, "This is the case now, because Brother Luan is a flattering actor and I am a funny actor, so we will perform today. You can go."
"Why?" Qi Yuncheng was very unhappy and looked at Captain Luan, "We have such a good relationship in Tuanzong!"
"It's useless. Mainly because I like her because of her good background." Luan Yunping suddenly responded to her partner calmly.
"I told Brother Luan about the key point." Guo Qiling added.
Luan Yunping stood in the middle and followed him, "Yes, Guo Qiling told me, although it was almost half a year ago. But having said that, I can't stop following him as soon as you come here."
Guo Qiling didn't understand, and looked back and forth between the two of them, "What else can there be about loyalty and disloyalty? They are not even close to each other."
"You just came to this Tuanzong. We had a good relationship with Tuanzong before. I don't want to offend him because of you. He is very powerful and never forgives anyone."
"No, Guo Qiling, do you know Captain Luan? If you really don't have a partner with this person who is sowing discord, you can find Widow Yan over." Qi Yuncheng finally spoke.
As soon as you open your mouth, you can't help but feel nervous.
Guo Qiling is simply helpless, there is no such word at all.
"Brother Luan, can I still not understand you?"
"How much better do you know you than I know him?"
Qi Yuncheng stood behind the microphone and spoke quite confidently. The two of them have been working together for many years, almost ten years, and he spoke straightforwardly.
"Guo Qiling, let me ask you, do you know that Luan Yunping doesn't wash her feet when she sleeps?"
Luan Yunping put her hands behind her back and immediately looked at Dalin, "This is my characteristic."
"You still admit it? What he talked about were all your shortcomings. Why didn't you mention your advantages?"
"Let's say we understand."
.
Guo Qiling nodded, "Okay, I can see the advantages in my brother Luan."
"What advantages?"
"There are too many advantages. The simplest one is that you have a bad mouth but not a bad heart."
Looking at what Dalin said, Luan Yunping had no expression on her face. She didn't know what advantage this was, but Guo Qiling kept explaining.
"That means I'm kind at heart, but sometimes I speak a little harshly and have a bad mouth!"
"Then do you have foot odor?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at Luan Yunping's feet, "As soon as Captain Luan took off his shoes, the rhinitis that Master had suffered for many years was cured."
"Hey guys, how delicious this is."
Guo Qiling laughed and quickly answered, "Anyway, he has a bad mouth."
"Luan Yunping's feet smell!"
"Luan Yunping has a bad mouth!"
"Luan Yunping's feet smell!"
"Luan Yunping has a bad mouth!"
Looking at Qi Yuncheng from the left and Guo Qiling from the right, the two of them were enjoying themselves scolding each other. Luan Yunping was caught in the middle and was at a loss. Suddenly, each of them stopped with one hand, "I'm a little unhappy, just say it once."
"
There was a pause.
Qi Yuncheng patted his partner's chest, "Don't talk about him, I know his family well. Let me ask you Guo Qiling, do you know what his father liked to do before?"
"What do you like to do?"
"Let's play!"
"Just playing?"
"right."
Qi Yuncheng affirmed, his voice amplified a lot, "The old man is so good at staying alive. He spends time listening to the radio every day! Hey, is it me? My old Yanjing, my son is Luan Yunping who talks about cross talk, and the passion always starts in the latter half of the night.
?"
Hahahahaha!
This baggage has been tried and tested repeatedly, so Luan Yunping raised her hand and patted her on the shoulder.
"You said that was Teacher Yu's father, but that was not my father. Are you saying that all fathers are like this?"
"Can your father compare with Teacher Yu's father? What does your father play?" Qi Yuncheng looked at Luan Yunping and said, "Your father likes to play with stones."
"Playing with rocks?"
Luan Yunping was puzzled and asked, "Play with bullets? Use a bow to stretch someone's glass?"
"Did I say glass is stretched? Do you know about gambling on stones?" Qi Yuncheng pointed at his partner and then looked at Guo Qiling, "Did you see the stone on his father's body?"
Guo Qiling nodded, "I can see it with my own eyes. His father's green stone is too green."
Qi Yuncheng: "How green is it?"
Guo Qiling: "Greener than his grandmother!"
"What?" Qi Yuncheng corrected, "More than his green grandmother."
"No, it's more ancestral than the Green Mother."
"No, it's... greener than his emerald, so green... grandma, his emerald is very green, very green."
The two people had various entangled words.
Yu Qian in the lounge laughed suddenly, watching the two people's condition getting better and better.
"The baggage is good."
"The nature of the kiln is quite good," Guo Degang said.
Yu Qian: "Yes!"
At this time, Luan Yunping stood in the middle and couldn't stand listening anymore. She stopped her and said, "Boy, the drama is a bit too much. Isn't it true that an emerald is a crime? It's greener than an emerald."
"Yes, that's what it means."
Qi Yuncheng was happy and looked at the audience, "You have never seen his father buy that stone. He bought a duck egg stone. Do you know about the jadeite rough stone?"
"This thing is precious." Luan Yunping responded.
"This thing is risky even if you have good eyesight. You have to cut it open to know what's inside. Just cut it when you get home. It costs 30,000 yuan."
Open it, good guy, this one is green."
Luan Yunping was happy, "Big Jade??"
"kiwi."
"Fuck you, why don't you take a kiwi and cut it?" Luan Yunping was speechless.
He was speechless, but Guo Qiling found a way to speak, "He just made it up. Everything he saw was fake. Your father is eating fruit at home. What kind of gambling is that?"
But I did see him break the stone that time."
"Oh, really?" Luan Yunping turned to one side and looked towards Dalin.
"The stone won't open very wide once it's opened. It's just a jadeite stone as big as a duck's egg. Just click it with a knife..."
"Full green?" Luan Yunping answered impatiently.
Guo Qiling: "It's so dark!!"
Luan Yunping: "Black?"
Guo Qiling: "It's black, but the water is so good."
Luan Yunping: "Obsidian?"
Guo Qiling: "Preserved egg!"
They were both unreliable. Luan Yunping stood in the middle and frowned, "What are you two doing with this kiwi fruit and these preserved eggs? Is this gambling on stones?"
"There are gambling stones, but the old man found nothing when he opened them." Qi Yuncheng said.
"Hey, don't talk about failed cases." Guo Qiling began to explain, pointing in one direction, "The treasure of Panjiayuan Garden is such a big stone as tall as a person. His father built two courtyard houses in his family for this stone.
All sold."
"Both courtyard houses have been sold?" Luan Yunping was surprised.
"Yes, I asked someone to borrow another two million, making a total of 2.1 million, and took the stone down."
Luan Yunping suddenly realized, "Our courtyard house is sold for 100,000 yuan?"
It's a small place, but it's pretty good. Guo Degang and Yu Qian like it very much in the lounge.
"You're not in a hurry to get money."
"That's too anxious."
"Buy the stone. His father will be happy and he will drive it."
Qi Yuncheng immediately interjected, "I also saw it. The big stone was placed in Panjiayuan Square that day. As soon as people heard that the good guy opened the stone, a sea of people gathered around it."
"We all want to see it."
"Immediately invite four young men to take a big saw and cut it for more than four hours. After sawing, it clicked open."
"How about this time?" Luan Yunping was extremely excited at this point.
"I said yes."
"How's that?"
"Nothing at all."
"Why is there still nothing?"
Qi Yuncheng wiped his tears and cried, "Your father was so sad at that time. His home was gone, his stone was gone, and he kept crying. After crying for three days and three nights, it was so painful to see the old man's body.
If one person disappears, the family will really be devastated."
"No."
"But in the end I felt better, and I'm not sad anymore."
"how?"
"I'll get him a radio."
"How did the radio get better?"
"Call the radio station."
"What are you calling for?"
"Hello? Is it me? I'm Lao Yanjing, and my son is Luan Yunping who speaks cross talk. Doesn't passion always start in the middle of the night?"
"This is my father you are talking about?"
"I'm talking about Yu Qian's father."
"Fuck you!"
After going round and round and returning to the original point, the audience below laughed and applauded.
The three people bowed and left the stage.
Today's work is obviously a bit of a survivalist, but it's an original work in such a short period of time, which is already very good.
The audience liked it too.
And saw the three of them leaving.
Guo Degang couldn't help but sigh, "I had a lot of fun."
"It can be seen that the three of them are very mature on stage. No matter what they say, they are all in place and effective."
This comment was made by Yu Qiangui, who is good at looking after children.
However, they praised that Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, and Guo Qiling came to the side curtain, which was quite embarrassing.
I came up too anxiously.
I made a small change on the spot, otherwise I wouldn't have said that this passion always happens in the latter half of the night, it's just laziness.
It’s not called laziness. It’s enough to make wise changes in a hurry, and the results will be good.