Chapter 1101 The Taoist Priest at the Jiao Ceremony [Asking for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
Author: lazy drop
Chapter 1101 The Taoist Priest at the Jiao Ceremony [Asking for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
These two young men are both local literary figures at the end of the year and have nothing to do with the world of cultivation. They are also the type of people who hate cultivation the most among all professions in the mainland. They cannot practice cultivation themselves, so they often describe their magical abilities as The strange power and chaotic spirit are actually just a silent resistance caused by the status of scholars being far below those of practitioners.
No one will take this kind of resistance seriously. They are just a bunch of sour scholars who have become stupid in reading. They will not have any impact. They are just a group that can be ignored in this world.
Splendid Continent is a relatively open continent, and there are not so many restrictions on women. Especially in Shangyu, it is not a treasonous thing for young people to pursue their own happiness. The entire society is relatively tolerant, which provides young people with a lot of private customs. A lifetime opportunity.
The two cousins met the Zhang sisters during an accidental outing, and then everything happened naturally. In another time and in another city, this would be the real material of a talented man and a beautiful woman.
Then there was a blow to the head, a cultivator came out and cut him off.
In front of practitioners, they can't show off their family background at all. Whether it is family elders, relatives or friends, they all advise them to stop immediately. There is no grass anywhere in the world, otherwise trouble will occur, which is not what their family can do. bearable.
But for young people, how can it be possible to really swallow this breath?
So I tried every possible means to resist the wedding, but to no avail. I even thought about elopement, but the Zhang family took people very seriously. Although they didn’t become a Taoist and established a foundation, they were still not in the mainstream. There are still a few Xiaoxiu who can sense the pulsation of Qi, how could they let two big living people run away.
I have been tossing and tossing, but nothing has come out, and it has been postponed until now.
Then the two of them came up with a bad idea, hoping to ruin the atmosphere at the wedding banquet in some way, hoping that the monk would not tolerate some humiliation and leave angrily.
If the two of them had some knowledge about cultivation, they would not have come up with such a whimsical thing. However, the two nerds just disdained cultivation and had no idea about cultivation. They only knew something from hearsay. They knew that monks are good-looking and that monks are not It will harm mortals, knowing that monks never have true feelings for mortal women.
Therefore, finding someone to destroy this wedding banquet became their last stubbornness. They didn't even dare to discuss it with others, knowing that as long as someone knew, they would definitely stop them.
How to humiliate the monks? They are also talking on paper, just using the human-monster war in previous years as an excuse, such as shaking the groom's head with a demon mirror, although they don't even know what a demon mirror is.
The key is to find such a person to carry it out. They are definitely not good at it. They will be kicked down as soon as they go up, and they are not familiar with Dharma. So the key problem is how to find a Taoist who dares to act evil at the wedding banquet ceremony. This It's not easy.
They searched for more than ten days, but no one dared to pick him up. For any Taoist priest with normal thinking, to humiliate a real cultivator or a golden elixir monk, is this a long life?
Then my cousin in blue met a foreign wandering Taoist by chance. After listening to his request, he agreed to him and assured that this was actually not a big deal. Real practitioners are very magnanimous. , will not do anything to them.
The rest was easy. Their cousins were somewhat capable, so they bribed the housekeeper of the Zhang Mansion with a large amount of money, and the Zhang Mansion invited this man to perform the ritual ceremony at the wedding banquet.
The time is almost up and the Taoist hasn't come yet, which makes the two cousins very anxious.
But what they didn't expect was that with the Golden Core monk's perception, how could their so-called whispering escape the eyes and ears of the practitioners? There were hundreds of people present, and as long as the monks wanted to, they could hide nothing from them.
Besides, there is not only one groom, but also two left-wing friends, who can be regarded as the only witnesses on the groom's side.
The so-called secret deeds of these two mortals were very ridiculous to the ears of the three golden elixir monks. They didn't even exchange consciousness or eyes. There was no need at all, just like mortals who would care about two ants under their feet.
Discuss how to plot evil against others.
A moment later, what the two cousins were worried about finally did not happen. The Taoist priest brought a few gangsters hired from the street, put on Taoist robes and was invited in. This made the two brothers heave a sigh of relief.
, his expression became excited.
In their imaginations, the Taoists were making up mysteries above, referring to deer as horses, while they were making noises and making rice seedlings below. They did not mean to accuse the groom of the bride as a monster, but as long as the wedding banquet was messed up, there might be a chance.
For those who live in the city at the end of the year, face is very important.
The plan is rough and the idea is naive, but this is the inevitable result of those who are academics who work on paper. They still think that what they do is illusory and seamless.
As soon as the Taoist priest came on stage, all the guests shook their heads and sighed. It was so indecent. Not only the Taoist priest who was leading the ceremony, but also the Taoist boys who followed him. How could they be Taoist boys? If they took off their robes, they would be part of society.
The ruffian.
The person in charge of the Zhang family immediately looked at the housekeeper who had arranged the matter, but the housekeeper turned a blind eye; firstly, it was a huge gift of money, and secondly, he wanted to take care of the two young ladies when they grew up. He really did not want to see the two young ladies leave.
He has some knowledge of the world of cultivation on this path. He has also followed the original head of the Jiji family for many years, and he knows more and more deeply than others.
You also need to pay attention to appearance and bearing when doing things. For things like this, you have to be good at appearance. Judging people by appearance is the basic standard of this industry. There is a threshold, and it cannot affect the mood of the host, right?
But we’ve already arrived, so we can’t just kick people out now, right? Firstly, we’re disappointed, and secondly, if we look for someone else, it will definitely delay the good times, so we can only make do with it.
But several clan elders have secretly noticed that something has happened here, and they must drive away this housekeeper who relies on his elders and betrays his elders. He is too disappointing and too ignorant.
The wretched Taoist with a pointed mouth and monkey cheeks walked to the incense table that had been arranged and started to take out things from his dirty sleeves, including a peach wood sword, a three-purity bell, a compass, a Bagua mirror, a yellow talisman, a fly whisk, a yin-yang umbrella, a soul-calling flag...
...The items are quite complete, and one or two of them even have faint spiritual energy fluctuations flowing through them. Although it is very weak, it can still be regarded as a real magic weapon.
Even mortal Taoist priests will try their best to get one or two real magical instruments to enhance their performance. Of course, these magical instruments are not real magical instruments used by practitioners. They are just discarded, defective and counterfeit instruments.
The only function of fake and inferior imitations is to create some sound and light effects to deceive ordinary people.
But in any case, this Taoist's appearance is a bit harsh, but he is probably still a real person who performs wedding ceremonies, right?
The average Taoist person really can't afford this kind of money.
