The Taoist stood on the stage, his sharp mouth and monkey cheeks really attracted everyone's attention.
He rang the Dharma bell and said: "The real person has been cultivating the Huanglu for three days, and the Holy Lord's elixir has calmed down all the dangers. The white jade seal seals the heavenly watch and enters, and the purple cloud clothes stir up the royal fragrance and return."
The two dragons looked straight into the clouds and saw a group of cranes flying in the distance. The great ceremony has been completed and the old concealment has returned, and the grass and trees of the Qishan Mountains are also shining..."
Shaking his head, beaming with joy, reciting a ritual poem in a cadence, narcissistic, and looking like a complete charlatan, there are many such Taoists in the mortal world, but few of them are swindling in big cities, and they are basically in remote places.
The countryside deceives the ignorant villagers.
The invasion of monsters makes people panic. In a world of great strife, there are frequent visions, and demons and ghosts are ready to move. Does even such a small-time swindler dare to trick him into the capital of a country?
But the business ability seems to have no big flaws now. Generally speaking, such charlatans also need basic skills, and professional people do professional things.
Because one of the protagonists is a golden elixir monk, we have already agreed in advance that the ritual process should be as simple as possible, as long as we grasp a few of the most critical nodes; secular things do not need the intervention of the Taoist priests, and the Three Books and Six Etiquettes have long been gone.
After the formalities, the letter of appointment, the letter of gift, the letter of welcome; the invitation, the name, the acceptance, the invitation, the request for date, and the welcoming of the bride, now it is the final stage of the wedding banquet and congratulations.
Because it is a world of cultivation, there is an additional process of rectification of the world and body presided over by Taoists or monks. Those who worship the Buddha will look for the bald man, and those who believe in the truth will look for the nose of the cow...
The true identity of heaven and earth is to verify the race of both parties. Is it human? Is it demon? Is it ghost? Is it orc? This must be clarified.
Of course, after thousands of years, this set of rules has long been reduced to a mere formality. It is not as chaotic as it was when Splendid's inspiration first emerged, with countless demons and ghosts sneaking into the human world to trick people into getting married.
But the monsters no longer come, but the ceremony has never been interrupted, and it has become a way for Taoists to eat. In short, only weddings that have been cited by the Taoist priests are complete and recognized, forming a kind of convention.
"Now there is a mosquito Taoist who has been ordered to be the king's relative. He rings a bell to identify his true body and a precious mirror to see clearly. The Supreme Lord is as anxious as the law..."
The wretched Taoist priests danced and danced, while the Taoist boys behind them acted coquettishly, as if they were singing opera. This is also a normal thing in religious ceremonies, and it doesn't matter if you see it so often.
In fact, since the Splendid Continent has had its ritual process, through the efforts of countless scammers, the ceremony has become far more complicated than before, and has become countless times more complicated. From the beginning there was only a peach wood sword, to now it is a lot of fragments.
I almost can’t put it down on the incense table. It’s just a trend with one purpose. The harder I perform, the more money my host will give me. It’s over with just a few words. Where can I go to get money?
Everyone knows it in their hearts, but no one exposes it. You fool me, I fool the sky, just for peace of mind.
Taoist Mosquito was pretentious and stopped just in time before the guests began to get tired. This time, he finally started to get real. After the magic weapon was authenticated, it was the time for these pretenders to leave.
"I have the Sanqing Bell, and there is no way for demons to escape!"
When I pick up the Dharma bell, I just shake it wildly, and the ringing sound is dull and muted, not the normal clear and pleasant sound at all. This is a bit too much. Could it be that it also indicates the presence of monsters to the people present?
There were also many cultivators among the guests present, from various cultivating families in Suimo City. They could all clearly identify that this magic weapon was simply rubbish. The reason why the bell was not crispy was because the bell petal had fallen off...
It is disrespectful to do this on such a big day, but for these charlatans, it is the most common way to make money. First, you must indicate that there is an evil spirit present, and then you can take action to capture the evil spirit. Otherwise, how can you make money?
This kind of trick often succeeds in the wilderness countryside, but if you play this trick in Suimo City, the most virtuous place in Shangyu Kingdom, you are seeking death by stirring up trouble on Tai Sui's head?
"There's something evil!"
Taoist Mosquito became excited and took the Bagua mirror again. He muttered something in his mouth, bit the tip of his tongue, vomited blood and sprayed it on the mirror. He shook the mirror in the direction of the guests, and three vague figures of monsters immediately appeared in the mirror!
This metaphor is too obvious, referring to the groom and his two friends.
As soon as he got angry here, the two cousins below him immediately shouted, "The demon clan is not at peace yet, they blended into the human world, became human, and plotted evil!"
This cooperation, coupled with the booing of some mortals who didn't know the truth, immediately caused chaos at the scene. For the two cousins, this was the situation they were most looking forward to. I didn't expect this mosquito Taoist with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks to have such courage. They
The heavy money was not spent in vain.
However, there are only a few uninformed mortal guests, and most of the guests are unmoved. They are either cultivators, or have a certain understanding of the world of cultivation, and have a deeper understanding of the scene happening in front of them.
Obviously, the blood on the mouth and tongue is not really the blood from biting the tongue, but the blood pills secretly hidden in the mouth through ritual actions in advance. Anyone with a keen sense can smell this from the faint smell of blood.
It's sheep blood. It's faked to such an extent that it's fearful of pain and injury. This mosquito Taoist is also the best.
There is also the so-called Bagua Mirror, which is basically a trick played by Taoist priests. There is a mechanism hidden in the handle of the mirror. As long as you flick it, a layer of backing paper with three monsters will appear in the interlayer. Under the reflection of the mirror, it looks like
Three monsters were really photographed.
In fact, a similar trick is the same as the kaleidoscope eight-view box used to amuse children. You dare to play this unscrupulously in front of everyone. Do you really think that all the country people here are ignorant?
Some guests didn't like it and shouted loudly, but the groom stood up at this time.
"Everyone, please be patient. What is true cannot be false, and what is false cannot be true. Since the Taoist Master said there is a demon here, please cast a spell quickly to put things in perspective. I will thank you with a generous gift later."
Everyone was a little surprised by the groom's good temper, but since it was the Golden elixir monk who spoke, everyone here was not as valuable as him, so they could only wait and see what happened; some also thought that if it was used as a program to expose this pretender,
The true face of Taoist priests is also a joke.
There were four to five hundred guests present, including dozens of monks who had established their foundations and entered Taoism, and one to two hundred minor cultivators who had not yet entered Taoism. With so many people watching a clown catching monsters, it was an interesting thing.
The wedding banquet was a bit boring. The groom was very calm and his two friends were also very quiet. This disappointed many guests who came to admire Da Xiu's style. Now that there is such a program, can they see Jin Jin?
What is Monk Dan’s unique method?
I was looking forward to it, so I merged into one voice, "Catch the monster! Catch the monster!"
