Chapter 1103 Taoist Priest Conquers Demons 2 [Asking for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
Author: lazy drop
Chapter 1103 Taoist Priest Conquers Demons 2 [Asking for a guaranteed monthly ticket]
Everyone thought they had guessed the groom's thoughts, but they didn't know that the truth was not the case.
If you are really selfless at heart, your first reaction would be to drive out this incompetent Taoist priest. How could you have time to listen to his chatter on such an occasion?
The problem is, the three of them are really monsters! They are just hidden so deep that no one here can find them.
This brings up a problem. You must not leave a trail behind when doing things, otherwise there will be endless troubles. In the future, if someone who is interested passes by and hears about this, he meets a nosy person and comes to inquire about his truth. It will be endless. Who can bear this?
Come on?
Even real humans will be found out, not to mention they are real monsters. Once the seeds of doubt are planted, even if it is a lie, there will be people who will spare no effort to prove that they understand humans very well, so they cannot simply
If you get rid of the trouble, it will be peaceful now, but it will be very troublesome in the future.
The demon clan is instinctively suspicious of Tianxin Pavilion, so they need someone who can take root here and at the same time provide a reasonable place for other demon clans to come here. This is why he married a local cultivator family girl.
These natives serve as a cover, making it very convenient for them to do whatever they do.
Originally, the plan went very smoothly. The Zhang family was very satisfied with him, and he was also very moved by Zhang's power in Suimo City, and he could spare two charming human women; but what happened at the wedding banquet was an accident.
, Well, a little accident is easy to solve, but to do it lightly and lightly, you need wisdom, or to show a little overhaul humor?
The three of them had a flash of consciousness and decided to play with the Taoist priest. Playing was not the purpose, the purpose was to expose the true face of the charlatan. Only by exposing the liar could they get real safety.
This is a very helpless thing. No one present who understands the practice will be fooled. They all know that this mosquito Taoist is an out-and-out liar. But the problem is, those mortal guests don’t know!
And these mortals are the best at spreading gossip, which is why they must cooperate in the show.
This mosquito Taoist, that is, the stage of feeling the pulse of Qi, is a lot of people in the Splendid Continent. They have no potential for cultivation and are unwilling to return to mortal life. They always dream of one day being able to make a comeback and gain wealth despite danger.
, take the middle of the road in the future.
Then teach him a lesson, a joke that will keep him from getting off the stage.
... Mr. Mosquito was very proud of himself. Apparently, the groom's last words of courtesy and gratitude moved him. Why did he come here to pretend to be a ghost? Isn't it just for this yellow and white thing?
He became more and more excited, like a dancing master, with his buns scattered in all directions, his hair hanging down his shoulders, and his face ferocious.
He said he was trying to catch monsters, but several children among the guests were so frightened that they cried loudly. He himself really looked like a monster.
He sang in his mouth: "There is a ruthless bandit in Shangyu, and the white-headed demon has become a poor monster. At the end of the year, he stole the city and sneaked into the Zhuqiao Bridge. The temple conspired to recruit the heavenly master, and the border commanders and bandits heard about it. Thousands of soldiers broke down the stronghold, and the whole fleet was burned with a torch. The traitor was captured.
Cave, playing in the sky..."
Pointing to a monk friend of the bridegroom, "What's the name of this person? Do you dare to tell the truth?"
The monk secretly smiled in his heart. This human world is really full of wonders, but he couldn't say that the pseudonym he made up after coming to Jinxiu was easy to associate with others. He couldn't think of a replacement in a hurry. This was a common problem for monsters to blend into the human world.
, there is an inevitable shortcoming in writing skills. I have no idea, and of course I have no quick wit.
So what if I just say my real name? That is the upper realm far outside the universe. Who can know?
"A certain Jifu, where are you staying?"
The mosquito Taoist raised his treasured umbrella and opened it, "I call your name, do you dare to respond?"
Ji Fu just laughed, this liar is full of tricks, how did he come up with it?
"So what should I do? What should I not do?"
The Mosquito Taoist shouted sternly, "If someone takes his name and turns into pus and blood under his umbrella, he is a monster! But God has the virtue of good health, so he can also follow the salute. Maybe there are differences?"
Many monks laughed. After being deceived, they still wanted to extort people's money. This sentence alone exposed their true nature; it meant that they were reaching out to ask for money. If you give money, you are a human being. If you don't give money, you are a monster!
How could you give him money at this point? This is what everyone is thinking, and even those mortals have understood it. The two cousins even stamped their feet repeatedly. This guy is too involved in the drama, and he doesn't know how to give up when he sees it. It's going to be troublesome.
"In this case, you call me here, and I want to see how I turned into pus and blood."
Taoist Mosquito shouted, "Ji Fu!"
Isofu didn't hesitate, "It's a certain family!"
With a whooshing sound, Jifu transformed into a shadow and was sucked in by the umbrella; but the guests around him showed no signs of strangeness and cheered loudly.
"Good baby, there are two more, you can take them too."
By now, Taoist Mosquito's true identity has long been revealed to the public. Everyone knows that this is the umbrella that Jifu deliberately threw in as he wished. The purpose is to break his rumor of turning into pus and blood. For the Golden elixir monk , don’t make it too easy to play such a little trick.
But the question is, when Jifu emerges from the umbrella later, how will this wretched Taoist priest justify his explanation? Doesn’t the heavenly master who said he had taken a break from the demons not go to work today?
It's getting more and more interesting.
The mosquito Taoist became more and more excited, and it seemed that he didn't have a clear understanding of his own strength. It was obviously the Taoist who threw it in to tease him, but he thought it was his own treasure that made meritorious deeds. If one was not enough, he still wanted to keep collecting?
He fixed his gaze on another friend of the groom's officer. The man was also interested. When he saw him staring at him, he immediately reported his name.
"I'm Huang Feng'er, don't accept me, I'm so scared!"
The guests laughed heartily. This is the happiest show at the wedding banquet, and it is the reason why the clown is the most lovable. Especially when he has to achieve a situation that everyone knows but he himself does not know, this is too difficult.
That's why it's so interesting.
However, the mosquito Taoist no longer opened his umbrella, but erected another flag, "The Heavenly Master has a rule, only one person can be received at a time. The Ping Taoist also has a treasure flag, and evil spirits dare not look directly at it, otherwise they will become lost." Do you dare to see the people of the heart taking their original form?"
Huang Feng'er laughed, "Why don't you dare? I also want to know what my true form is."
The questions and answers between the two parties were interesting, just like a opera, and the guests were fascinated by it. They actually wished that this farce would last longer and that the first Taoist would not get out of the umbrella so quickly.
The mosquito Taoist raised the banner and waved it repeatedly, "Huang Feng'er, please take a look!"
Huang Feng'er cooperated with his pretense and danced, "I lost my mind and lost my mind. Please tell me later what is my true body?"
As he spoke, he looked intently at the flags, and gradually became silent, attracting a round of applause from the guests around him, and became very fond of the two friends of the bridegroom.
