The instigator, Zhang Xuan, froze on the spot, looking at a loss.
The conscience of heaven and earth, he just felt very uncomfortable in his lower abdomen, and he endured it again and again. Then he couldn't hold it back anymore, and he accidentally broke out.
A strong smell of incense floated around, and some of the junior disciples who were relatively close to the Heavenly Master accidentally inhaled it into their nostrils. Before they could feel sick, the Qi breath in their bodies was about to stir.
"Um?"
Several people around looked at each other, then showed shocked expressions.
Shit, it can also help your cultivation!
Take a look at Der and smell it.
Then, a strange scene appeared. Several old Taoist priests were seen surrounding Zhang Xuan, breathing frantically as if they were suffering from Xiaochuan.
""
Everyone is dumbfounded. You guys have spent a lot of money to flatter the contemporary Celestial Master.
Before he could speak, the smell of fart spread over him. The old Taoist opened his mouth and inadvertently took a sip.
Then, feeling the slightly rising vitality in their bodies, they jumped over with a loud sound, bent down and gasped for air.
Everyone: ""
No, Longhu Mountain is short of you eating or drinking.
What a fart!
An old clever guy saw something was wrong and slithered over like a loach.
"Um!"
His nose twitched slightly, feeling the growing breath, and he hurriedly joined the fart-eating army.
"Take a few puffs less and leave some for the old man."
"Senior brother, the soil is buried up to your neck. There is no need to fight so hard, right?"
"I agree, being a god of incense and fire is no better than smelling farts!"
Henry Zhang: ""
Have you ever considered my feelings?
A group of old men staring at an old boy's butt is a bit dangerous!
"puff"
Before the client could speak, his stomach began to feel uncomfortable again, followed by a fart that was louder than before.
"Hoo ho ho"
"Suck suck suck"
At this moment, the rest of the people naturally saw that there was something fishy in the fart.
Then, with a crash, everyone gathered around.
"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious."
"Who touched my butt?"
He Zhao, who has always been in the high position, has a head full of black lines.
The dignified leader of the Taoist sect, why are the older generations more unreliable than the last? If outsiders see it, there may be such outrageous rumors.
'The simulator also dares to exaggerate. You can absorb up to one stick per day, so don't be greedy for more. As a result, if you absorb two sticks of incense together, you will have indigestion and will fart?'
'No, no, no, what they emit is actually not farts, it's all atomized incense. If you ignore that the incense comes from an indecent place, at least their behavior will not be so eye-catching.'
Henry Zhang seemed to have received two sticks of one-year incense, but in fact he only absorbed one stick of incense. The other stick of incense was spread through farts.
"Elder brother, are there any more?"
"You rub his belly."
A large group of people pushed the Heavenly Master to the ground and then forced the girl to fart.
"puff"
"good!"
A group of people cheered and continued to sniff farts excitedly.
After a while, they were all urging me.
"puff"
The momentum this time was smaller than the previous three times, but the old Taoist priests didn't care.
"Elder brother, is it okay?"
"No more, not a drop left."
A long time passed, and Henry Zhang, who looked pale, could not fart. At this point, they finally confirmed that their leader was completely drained.
"It's gone, it's gone."
After smelling the farts, the Taoist priests all had rosy faces and looked satisfied. They clearly knew that everything they did was to improve their cultivation, but they might have thought that they were perverts with weird hobbies.
"Ahem"
A group of people turned their heads and looked around. When they saw that it was their Grand Master who spoke, they immediately became obedient and sat cross-legged on the ground, pretending that we were listening to the teachings with an open mind.
""
I have to say that there are quite a lot of talents in Longhu Mountain, especially those who are good at face-changing stunts.
"Why are you so anxious? Didn't I say before that the day and night wandering gods are rewarded with one stick of incense every year, while the civil and military judges are rewarded with two sticks of incense. As for holding Ah Xuan down and smelling his farts?"
Regarding his question, most people are thinking about it!
Although it smells indecent, it saves a lot of time in hard work.
Among them, at least two or three months of practice were saved, and at most five or six months were saved.
The practice of a normal Qi practitioner is not like that of someone named He who just sits down somewhere. It can take as little as half an hour or as long as an hour.
Every time I sit cross-legged and meditate, I start for twelve hours. If I am not careful in the middle, my whole day's time will be wasted!
"Grand Master Tai, I would like to ask how we divide the clergy. The wandering god day and night and the civil and military judge are obviously two levels. The former sounds like, combined with myths and legends, it is obviously responsible for arrests and patrols. The latter is more like a judge.
, responsible for sentencing.”
Yes, even though Day and Night God has a copy of the Book of Life and Death, he is at best a security captain. The one who can really judge evil people is actually a civil and military judge. He is an official, no need to do errands.
"Don't worry, there are more than one hundred Wanfa Zhenjun Temple. If you don't count the Yin soldiers, the civil and military judges alone will need at least more than 200 people. How many people do we have in Longhu Mountain?"
Henry Zhang took a breath and replied immediately.
"Less than one hundred is not enough!"
what is it now?
"I have been practicing in Longhu Mountain since I was a child, but my talent is mediocre. How many people are there who are over fifty?"
"Back to Taishizu, there are quite a few. After all, I think it's a hundred people."
"Snapped!"
He Zhao slapped his thigh and made an immediate decision.
"It's just them."
""
Henry Zhang blinked and said hesitantly.
"Grandmaster Tai, do you plan to kill them all in one go?"
""
what's on your mind?
Not only the old Heavenly Master thinks so, but other people also think so.
In their concept, the gods of the underworld and the gods of incense and fire are all played by the dead.
"Who said you can't canonize a living person as a Yin God? You are a Qi practitioner during the day, but when you leave your body at night, you are not a Yin God!"
When a group of people heard this, they suddenly realized.
At the same time, he became more and more in awe of his great master.
A living person canonizes the Yin God!
Damn it, Master Taizu is not trying to bring about the Heavenly Court.
"In short, make their statues as soon as possible. When the time comes, they will be sent to the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple in various places."
"It's easy to say, the statue can be made before dark at the latest."
After the words fell, Henry Zhang started to make a call.
After a while, a little Taoist priest came in with a list.
"Grandmaster Tai, look."
He Zhao knew what the Heavenly Master meant, so he picked up the pen and began to distribute them one by one.
"Okay, follow the list."
"Um."
A few phone calls were made, and craftsmen everywhere got busy.
It only takes one afternoon to complete and send it to the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple.
"Convene the people to come forward, and I will create the death book and the judge's pen one by one."
"Buzz"
Hundreds of colorless and transparent threads appeared from all directions one by one, tightly connecting to the spirit body.
"In your city, Zhang DaDa is canonized as Judge Wen and has control over the book of life and death. Li Xiao is canonized as Judge Wu and has control over the Judge's Pen."
The spirit body communicates with the statue of the True King of All Laws in your city. The light shines in his hand, and a book of life and death and a judge's pen appear.
He is not afraid of the other party's betrayal, let alone the fact that the two of them grew up in Longhu Mountain, and that he is the disciple of Zhang Daoling, the Grand Master of Zhengyi Yitai and the Ancestral Heavenly Master.
He is the actual controller of both the Book of Life and Death and the Judge's Pen!
The two of them have the power to smear the fortune and longevity of the people who rule the land, but if they want to take back their "authority" and remove them from their positions, it can be done with just one sentence.
I can help you to the position of civil and military judge, and I can also kick you down.
The two men hurriedly knelt down and kowtowed. When they stood up, they had somehow put on ancient official uniforms.
One person holds a large vermilion pen in his right hand, and the other person holds a scroll of life and death in his left hand.
"Zhang Qian, canonized"
The canonization of more than 200 people passed by in the blink of an eye.
He Zhao continued to communicate with the statues of gods from various places, and he looked a little tired. If it weren't for the genetic jump and the extremely high mental value, he would have been lying down tiredly.
"Tai Shizu, the statue has been sent to the temple of the True Monarch of All Laws."
Henry Zhang answered the phone and reported it immediately.
"Um."
The civil and military judges are resolved, leaving the duty of wandering god day and night.
"Axuan."
"exist."
"Is there anyone in other Taoist sects whose life span is approaching?"
"You mean to let them act as wandering gods day and night."
The man named He nodded and continued.
"Yes, someone has to do the errands. Besides, I am the city emperor, and the civil and military judges are from Longhu Mountain. The mere duties of a wandering god day and night cannot afford to cause trouble.
Furthermore, once this matter is widely publicized, we will be the real leaders in the world. From now on, they will have to look at our faces to live their lives.
Even if you are dissatisfied, do you dare to say it? You dare not! Because everyone will die sooner or later, and no matter how amazing the talented and beautiful people are, they cannot avoid it. And the position of Yin Shen is their last life-saving straw. "
He Zhao has never forgotten that he wants to establish a system, a system that he sticks to his word!
Then, Lixiang, which condenses the power of invisible incense and wishes with great magic power, is the most important thing.
After a few years, incense becomes the currency of the cultivation world, and he is Heaven!
Suddenly, among the four spiritual rice, spiritual spring, ghost gate, food, clothing, housing and transportation, food and transportation are mastered.
After a while, he seems to have mastered it!
What is the situation in Longhu Mountain now?
The mountain is filled with the power of starlight. It is not an exaggeration to say that it is the treasure land of Lingshan.
Can he find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters, move to another place, and then charge for his stay?
Good guy, all I need is some clothes.
"It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what you wear."
Henry Zhang stood aside, looking at Grandmaster Taizu with a thoughtful look on his face, and hesitated several times.
"Axuan."
"exist."
Afterwards, He Zhao described his thoughts in detail.
The Heavenly Master was stunned when he heard this, and secretly said that it is indeed you.
There is a "Monopoly Law" in the alliance, but there is no such thing in the cultivation world!
What is the emphasis among Qi practitioners?
Fist, fist, fist!
Now, whose fist is bigger than Grandmaster Taizu?
Strange beasts from the mountains and seas, fierce gods and willows, will all be defeated by them.
Strong in power, they monopolize food, housing, and transportation, and establish a divine kingdom above and below ground.
Damn it, isn't this the Jade Emperor in myth and legend?
What's even more amazing is that they also took out the priesthood of the Day and Night God.
From now on, whoever dares to steal incense will not be spared by any Taoist school in the world!
Moreover, the intangible and qualityless incense power has never been heard of being materialized for everyone to use.
Moreover, the most important thing is the Gate of Hell and the Land of the Underworld!
If the underworld is successfully established, how many Yins will be needed to manage it?
countless!
Any Qi practitioner will definitely break his head.
Whoever dares to offend Zheng Yiyi, don't talk about what happened when you were alive, think more about your death.
"Eternal immortality" is no longer a harsh word, but a fact.
There was only one idea left in Henry Zhang's mind.
"Longhu Mountain not only stood up, but also sat on the head of the world's Taoists, unable to turn over."
While the old Heavenly Master was looking forward to it, He Zhao took out the Gate of Hell and threw it in the courtyard of the Heavenly Master's Mansion.
"boom"
A huge door is expanding rapidly.
"Rumble"
A stone tablet rises from the ground, with three large scarlet characters written on it: Gate of Hell.
The next second, eighteen small ghost gates split apart one by one.
"Send someone to take them and install them in the Temple of the True Lord of All Laws, which has the largest population of 18."
"yes."
The Heavenly Master regained his composure, turned around and left to look for someone.
A group of old Taoist priests didn't know why, and secretly wondered what the Grand Master had come up with.
"Go and take office, remember my request. Anyone who commits the most heinous crimes will be captured and sent to the gates of hell."
"What? The gate of hell is closed!"
When he finished speaking, a large group of civil and military judges began to discuss the matter.
"quiet."
When everyone heard this, they immediately became quiet.
"Yes, I got a piece of underworld by chance. Now I have successfully refined it and plan to build an underworld."
"Grandmaster Tai, what should I do if I reincarnate?"
In the crowd, someone asked.
"Is the book of life and death in your hand just a decoration? A wicked person will be sent into the womb of an animal and will never become an adult in ten lives. A good person will find a wealthy family. If you are well-behaved, just find an ordinary family.
Everyone should be diligent, and don't be careless about reincarnation. Don't think that there is too much work and too much responsibility, otherwise why do you think I should promote you?"
He Zhao paused and said again.
"From now on, if anyone in our Longhu Mountain wants to be reincarnated and cultivate again, please say hello in advance. I will choose a good family for you, and when the time comes, you will be accepted into the family to cultivate again."
Hearing this, the eyes of the old Taoist priests who had just become gods almost popped out of their heads.
Is this not immortality in disguise?
"Of course, don't make mistakes. Su Hui will not stay. Reincarnation is about taking the spirituality from the soul. When a person's spirituality enters the womb, it will be washed away and the memories of the previous life will be washed away."
Without the title [City Emperor], his ghost gate can only house ghosts, but not reincarnation.
The two, one up and one down, cooperate with each other.
A relatively simple reincarnation has been initially established.
As for whether to interfere with the operation of the world?
It’s none of his business!
When they were discussing, Henry Zhang spread the news about the position of the Day and Night Traveling God and the Yin God of the Underworld to all the Taoist gates in the Central District.
After all, this is the information age. Who among the major leaders doesn’t have a mobile phone?
Some people even engage in live broadcasts to promote their own traditions.
Just click on the chat software, sort out your words, and forward it to the group chat.