270 [The Central District has become a pot of porridge]
"Ding Dong!"
"Wo~"
On the surface, the Central District seems calm, but in fact the group chat is already noisy, with messages from all directions flying all over the place.
【a lovely family???】
[Master of Quanzhen]:〖·))15＂〗(Reprinted text Dear uncles, brothers and sisters, Zhang Xuan, the master of heaven. Just posted a message in the Taoist chat group, more than a hundred Wanfa Zhenjun Temple,
We are recruiting day and night wandering gods. The benefits are very good, at least one stick of incense every year.)
[Taoist from Yangshuo]: 〖Xiao Yang, what is the God of Day and Night? In addition, the so-called stick of incense, are you sure that the benefits are good? You can grab a lot of it in major temples and scenic spots, and pay ten yuan for a stick of incense.
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[Quan Zhen Sect]:〖·)) 10＂〗(The so-called stick of incense refers to the power of incense for one year. It is said to be the great master of Zhengdao, condensed with great magic power, and it is very important for cultivation.
Very helpful!)
[Master of Quanzhen]:〖·))12＂〗(Uncle, the God who travels day and night is the God of Incense and Fire. Didn’t you watch "Journey to the West" when you were a child? If you apply successfully, you can keep your body, but your soul needs to be kept every day.
Out of body, responsible for governing all things on earth.)
【Quanzhen Sect Leader】:〖·))3＂〗(Uncle, why don’t you speak?)
[Yangshuo’s Wife]: [Xiao Yang, stop looking for him. Your old uncle just came downstairs and took the car keys and went off to do something unknown. By the way, what did you talk to him about? Why did he eat Shiquan?
It’s like taking a big tonic pill, my face is flushed, as if I won the lottery.〗
【Master Quanzhen】:〖Despicable!!Shameless!!〗
He never expected that as soon as his uncle got the news, he would leave him and go to Longhu Mountain to apply for a job in advance.
Earlier, the head of Quanzhen was still a little confused. At any rate, he was the leader of a sect and an upright Taoist master.
If after receiving the news, Peipianpidian runs to compete with others for day and night wandering, which would be somewhat detrimental to the dignity.
As a result, under the guidance of the old uncle who rushed to Longhu Mountain without hesitation, he realized it!
Face is nothing, he is the god of incense and fire. As long as he has incense to support him, it will be difficult for him to die.
What's more, Henry Zhang made it clear that there is no need to abandon the physical body, as long as he "goes to work" on time and on time is enough.
In addition, a stick of incense every year can feed back the cultivation of the physical body. Isn’t it better than sitting dry every day?
"Disciple!"
The head of Quanzhen, who had achieved great enlightenment, called the disciples waiting outside the door.
"Master?"
"As a teacher, I have to go to Longhu Mountain to apply for a position. If I succeed, I will ask you to work part-time as a secret agent. By the way, when your uncle asked me where I was going, they told me that I was in retreat and wouldn't see anyone for the time being.
"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sneaky Run walked out, leaving behind the cheap disciple who looked confused and didn't know what was going on.
There are many, many people like the leader of Quanzhen!
After all, countless people have come out of the righteous path and founded Taoist sects over thousands of years.
After historical elimination, there are still hundreds of them.
Moreover, there is also a Taoist temple, which is a small sect of inheritance.
As soon as these people heard the news, they set off and rushed to Longhu Mountain in the hope of becoming "gods".
What?
The Incense God has many restrictions and is controlled by others.
Do they care?
Not!
Capitalists say that it is for the benefit of young people and that 996 is a blessing, but in fact it is not for money.
Why do they practice Taoism?
Ninety-nine percent of Taoist priests have only one goal of transcendence from beginning to end!
No matter how many restrictions there are, no matter how many bosses there are, there is no way to deny the fact that the God of Day and Night is a priest.
At the same time, some young Taoist priests who had become Zhengyi disciples not long ago suddenly discovered that their families cared about them very much.
In an inconspicuous room in Longhu Mountain, several children from rich families finished their evening classes and lay on the bed to rest.
To be honest, they regretted going up the mountain at first.
Usually, I go to bed at dawn and wake up at dusk. I drive a sports car and pick up girls every day. I eat delicacies from the mountains and seas, drink all kinds of foreign wines, live in a luxurious villa, and wear a famous watch on my hand. I want to be as chic as possible.
Since my parents sent me here, my life has not been very regular.
In the morning, you have to go to the temple every day to recite. By the way, it is called daily recitation here. When you go to the temple, you are required to do a lot of things, fast, bathe and wash, and dress neatly. You are not allowed to chat or laugh, and you have to knock wooden fish.
We are not monks!!
night?
Go to the hall to burn incense and light candles, recite sutras and edicts, and if it is the first or fifteenth day of the lunar month, or the birthday of the ancestor, a noon class will be added.
I don’t want to be a Taoist priest, I want to go home?
Don't make trouble, my father's seven wolves will never show mercy.
Furthermore, they saw the appearance of the True King of All Dharmas a few days ago, so they should be as active as possible.
If you have a chance to become an immortal and attain enlightenment, who cares about girls and wine?
"Ding Dong!"
The cell phone notifications rang one after another.
The young people in the room each checked the information.
After a while, they looked at each other and gathered together to discuss.
"What did your father ask?"
"How are you physically and mentally?"
"Where's your dad?"
"Same!"
Something is wrong, very wrong.
Normally, my biological father would be so enthusiastic. It felt like the small businessmen I met at home, trying to please my parents and beg for some work.
"Ding Dong!"
The alert sounded again, and they picked up their phones to check.
"My father asked me about the God of Incense and Fire, and the God of Yin. Where are these?"
"Everyone is the same."
"My father is different from you two. He sent me all the causes and consequences. It is said that it was our Grand Master who caused it. It is rumored that he established the heaven and the underworld."
"A Jade Emperor concurrently serves as King of Yama?"
The young people discussed with each other and guessed the names of their parents in an instant.
Co-authored, Longhushan is getting better and better.
"You guys think, can we get an incense god Dangdang?"
"I want to eat shit! I didn't see the news coming from the Taoist sect leader group. Why should we compete with a group of seniors? Why don't we let our parents get more money, find a place with a moderate population, and build a ten thousand
Fazhenjun Temple.”
"Then, he recommended himself and sincerely begged Taishizu, for the sake of his disciples and disciples. Wouldn't it be a loss to grant us a position, even if it means just being a day and night wandering god?"
"Yes!"
The young man who proposed to join the priesthood showed himself to be a teachable child.
Oh my God!
"Why are everyone staring at the Day and Night Wandering God? Have you forgotten that there is also an underworld. There are many positions in it, but the competitiveness is still small. Judge, impermanence, bull-headed horse-faced, and ordinary evil.
If, I mean, if a relative or friend at home dies and you want to see him, wouldn’t it be better to just say so? If you spread your thoughts, can your loved one be reborn as a good child in the next life? "
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, and then clapped their thighs, with a look on their faces that said, "Master, I have realized it."
"Wait a minute, that's right. What you said is true, but how many people die in the Central District every day? Once you get busy, I'm afraid you'll be exhausted. It's better to build a temple and be a gangster."
Following discussions among insiders, some people successfully arrived at their respective jurisdictions with the blessing of magic.
"Do you want to start working now?" In your city, a military judge dressed as an ancient yamen official was eager to give it a try. As soon as he stepped into the scope of your city, a supernatural power came.
Her eyes emit a faint light, and no one can see her when walking on the crowded street.
Moreover, there are three kinds of breaths permeating each person's head, each representing their own fortune, wealth and longevity.
"First, go to the Chenghuang Temple and arrange the small ghost gate that Taishizu gave us." Judge Wen shook his head and pointed to the half-man-high ghost gate that was carried on his shoulders.
"OK."
The two of them passed through the crowd and rushed towards the Temple of the True Lord of Wanfa, which was bustling with people and still full of incense even at night.
They ignored the crowd, as if their bodies did not exist in this space, passing through humans and obstacles, all the way unimpeded.
After a while, I arrived in front of the temple.
Looking up at the tall statues of the gods, the two gods of incense and fire who have just taken office feel like they are in a dream.
"Becoming a god, I wouldn't have dared to think about it before."
"Stop lamenting, put the hell away and get to work. You know, there are countless people watching our brothers' buttocks! Any mistake made will be magnified infinitely."
Judge Wen is not as big-hearted as Judge Wu. Since Taishizu can canonize the two of them as gods, he can dismiss them easily and replace them with two more diligent guys.
"Don't worry, I know it well. With two sticks of incense as a base, even if you don't practice, it won't delay your cultivation. I think Taishizu hates people who do evil. Today, the two of us will set a small goal first.
, arrest a thousand damn people!”
"One thousand? Do you look down on your own ability, or do you look down on your city's population of nearly 30 million?" Judge Wen said as he placed the ghost gate behind the statue.
"Buzz"
An invisible force burst out, starting from the Wanfa Zhenjun Temple, and spread rapidly.
The world has changed.
"Hiss, hiss"
Inside the ghost gate, a sound like a poisonous snake spitting a message came out, followed by endless wails.
Negative emotions such as despair, evil, and cruelty floated out from it, making the two incense gods shiver involuntarily.
It seemed as if there was something terrifying hidden inside. Once it got out, it could easily crush the two newly-appointed gods to death.
"Gudong"
Judge Wu swallowed his saliva and said, before he became the God of Incense and Fire, he was just an ordinary Qi practitioner in Longhu Mountain.
His true strength, to put it bluntly, could not possibly beat He Zhao when he had just entered the Light Chengding Realm!
Suddenly, Xiao Gui Men Guan came up with this move, and he didn't scare him away directly. He was considered to have passed the psychological quality test.
The sound of clanking and clanging iron tools could be heard.
"Tap tap tap"
It seemed like someone was walking, and his voice was getting closer and closer.
"Would you like to contact Grand Master first?"
"Buzz"
A well-known ruthless man who was drinking tea in the main hall of the Tianshi Mansion sensed that a punishment evil spirit was about to come out of the arranged ghost gate. He immediately left his body and contacted the statue of the god in your city.
The pale blue spirit descended along the "line". He looked at the trembling civil and military judge standing in front of the ghost gate and scolded him.
"Get back here!"
"Hiss, hiss"
A sound came from inside the door, and the sound of iron clashing gradually faded away.
"Tap tap tap"
The sound of footsteps faded away until they were no longer visible.
"call"
The two of them breathed a big sigh of relief and collapsed on the ground with a thud. They were covered in sweat. They really had the illusion that they were going to die just now!
"Master, Master, what exactly is in there?"
Judge Wen took a moment to calm down and then asked.
"A Punishment Evil Cree is very powerful. But don't worry, they all have to listen to me."
After the words fell, he returned to the statue, reconnected with his body, and returned along the line.
"???"
When the two people heard this, they froze on the spot.
What?
they?
grass, a plant.
"Let's do more work from now on."
"I agree."
They would rather float outside and catch people every day than live under the same roof as a ghost.
I'm lucky today. Taishizu arrived in time. What if he didn't come?
Isn’t it cool for two people?
After living a long life, there is nothing else but self-knowledge.
With my little ability, even with the clerical bonus, I can deal with ordinary people, or wandering ghosts, etc., no problem.
But facing an extremely evil person, being scolded and scolded away, the punishment of not seeing the true body is no different from adding food.
"Go arrest them!"
Judge Wen sighed, took out a copy of the book of life and death, shook his head secretly and said with emotion, the god of incense and fire is not easy to do.
If they hadn't decided on the priesthood of your city, they would have had to find some fool to fool around and change the ruling area.
"Gao XX, good guy. Suspension of death changed to indefinite, indefinite changed to fixed-term, fixed-term changed to commuted sentence, and the reason for commutation was invented? Damn, what nonsense. There is a pheasant university degree written in his life, why can't I believe a young man who drinks alcohol and takes drugs?
, can you become an inventor while staying in prison?”
Judge Wu held the judge's pen, stretched his neck and looked at the target's information, with an angry look on his face.
"Let's take a walk. Let's take a look at him. Let him draw the design first. If he can't draw it, he will be captured and thrown into hell. Maybe he can have a relationship with the evil villain inside."
"Yes! The Punishment Evil Creation, as you can tell from the name, likes to torture people. A criminal will eventually become a beast, so let the Evil Creation take care of him before reincarnation to give him a long memory."
After the words fell, the two hurried to their destination.
Similar things happen all over the Central District, especially in cities with large populations.
Some maggots who were rich and unkind and committed many evil deeds were suddenly discovered and died suddenly.
The fugitive who had been hiding for many years died in the gutter.
At first, it didn't attract much attention.
It's just that as more and more people die of sudden diseases, it attracts the attention of relevant departments.
They compiled the information and hurriedly reported it to the Taishan organization.
Soon after, the person in charge of Taishan saw this piece of information and was so frightened that he almost jumped up.
What kind of joke are you kidding?
He had already received news that a large group of incense and fire gods had taken office.
The great master said that if you punish evildoers severely, they will be reincarnated as beasts in the next life.
"Call back and say we can't control it."
Leader Taishan kicked the ball away without hesitation. He himself was not afraid of death, let alone offending others.
The key is that the person who died is the one who deserves to die, and the "black hand" behind the scenes is a ruthless son who controls the gods above and below the earth.
He didn't want to die, suffer revenge, and be a dog in his next life.