After a period of nausea, Wang Dapeng's stomach and intestines began to turbulent. He had never seen a doctor like this, using feces to treat diseases.
"Doctor, are you kidding me about the world?" Wang Dapeng was very angry. He thought the doctor was deliberately teasing him.
Xiaowu ignored Wang Dapeng's emotional changes and used a very academic tone: "This is not an international joke, but an international advanced method. Why can you make self-brewing in the intestines? Because there is a problem with the intestinal flora."
"To put it simply, our human intestine is a huge bacterial reservoir, hosting about 10 trillion bacteria. There are currently more than 400 known types of bacteria. Countless bacteria form a balanced ecology in the intestine.
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"Now your intestinal bacterial ecology has been destroyed, which is why yeast has increased. We need to use other people's feces to rebuild your intestinal flora ecology. Traditional methods could have been used, but you are allergic to antifungal drugs, which may cause
There is a possibility of fatal exfoliative dermatitis, so we can only choose this cutting-edge method."
"Mr. Wang Dapeng, medicine is a very serious matter." Zhang Lin agreed from the side.
There are not many times when comprehensive surgery can be represented. At this time, all two masters must seize the opportunity to show their outstanding talents, so they are extremely serious and must show excellent academic qualities.
Wang Dapeng saw that the doctor in front of him didn't look like he was joking at all. He thought for a while and said, "Doctor, I can't accept it. You said transplanting other things is acceptable. Transplanting someone else's shit, what is this? If you think about it in the future, you will feel sick."
Make people laugh all your life."
"I'm not telling you to eat shit, but to transplant it into your intestines. Your intestines are designed to hold shit." Hu Xiaoliang interjected.
Wang Dapeng turned his head and glared at his old enemy: "What's the difference with eating? They all fall into the stomach, one tastes it and the other doesn't."
"Don't be nervous. I just explained this treatment method in colloquial terms just so that you can understand it. In fact, the official name of this treatment method is - allogeneic intestinal food residue and mixed flora whole transplantation. In our clinical practice
It has been applied for a long time." Xiaowu spoke clear and standard Mandarin, and then wrote the full name of the treatment method on the paper.
Wang Dapeng read it word for word, and his heart was relieved: "I was shocked. I thought feces was really used to treat diseases, but it turned out to be food residues and mixed bacteria."
Xiaowu and Zhang Lin exchanged glances, as if they understood something, and decided not to correct the empty words, but to focus on the necessity, feasibility and effectiveness of this method.
Communication flows smoothly. In fact, sometimes the so-called difficulties in communication are not difficult from another perspective.
"Doctor, if you had said this earlier, I would have understood. You just said to use shit to treat diseases. If it were really shit, you would kill me and not cure it."
Wang Dapeng was very relaxed at this time. He felt that the young doctor still lacked the skills and could not even speak clearly, which almost made him refuse such an advanced treatment method.
Food residue and mixed flora sound like high-end medical terms.
Immediately, Wang Dapeng immediately became nervous again. Such a high-end treatment method may not be cheap.
As a small contractor, he is a streaker without medical insurance, so he is always on tenterhooks every time he goes to the hospital.
"How much does this cost?" Wang Dapeng lacked confidence.
"About five thousand." Xiao Wu replied.
Wang Dapeng thought about it for a while and then asked cautiously: "Does this include material costs?"
The "materials" he mentioned were food residues and mixed bacterial flora. Wang Dapeng understood that sometimes the materials were more expensive than the surgery fee, so it was better to find out more.
"Yes, including material costs. If you let your relatives, such as your wife and children, serve as food scrap providers, you can save several hundred yuan. However, they need to be healthy and meet the conditions of the provider. The specific plan will be announced later.
The gastroenterologist is communicating with you. You don’t have any underlying diseases, right? For example, high blood pressure, diabetes, etc.” Xiaowu found the trick to communicate with Wang Dapeng, so he used words very carefully.
Wang Dapeng hesitated for a while and said: "No - I don't know - I don't usually have physical examinations."
"You don't usually do physical examinations?" Hu Xiaoliang asked in surprise. People who drive Land Rover have no health awareness.
Wang Dapeng said disdainfully: "Physical examinations are a waste of money. What's the use? What kind of diseases are found in physical examinations? Major diseases cannot be cured, and minor diseases do not need to be treated. Spend money to buy a scare."
Hu Xiaoliang thought about it and felt that it made sense but also made no sense.
Five thousand yuan is indeed not much, and even a bit unexpected. In Wang Dapeng's impression, it is impossible to spend thousands of yuan for hospitalization in such a large hospital.
"Is it really only five thousand yuan?" Wang Dapeng confirmed again.
Xiao Wu and Zhang Lin nodded: "Approximately, there will be fluctuations, but the differences are not big."
Five thousand yuan! Wang Dapeng thinks it is affordable, and his next focus is on effectiveness and safety.
When it comes to medical treatment, Wang Dapeng's first concern is always the cost, followed by other issues.
"Are you sure?"
"I'm sure, but I can't guarantee 100%."
"Is the risk high?"
"Everything has risks, but this treatment has very low risks."
"Do you want an operation?"
"No, just use colonoscopy to assist enema."
After some communication, it was found to be inexpensive, low-risk and predictable. Wang Dapeng felt that it was feasible and agreed.
Wang Dapeng's disease was diagnosed by the General Surgery Department, but the subsequent treatment was not handled by the General Surgery Department, but by the Department of Gastroenterology. Dr. Chen Feiyu of the Department of Gastroenterology is carrying out a fecal transplant project. He has established a research center to study the intestinal tract.
Laboratory of tract flora.
When the general surgery department recommended this case to him, he was extremely pleasantly surprised. This rare case was something he could only dream of.
"Teacher Zhang, Teacher Wu, thank you both for your support." Dr. Chen clasped his fists.
As for Zhang Lin and Xiao Wu, their reputation in Sanbo Hospital is known to everyone. Every time they are dispatched, they represent a powerful general surgery department.
In order to express his gratitude to the General Surgery Department, Dr. Chen prepared to give a big gift. He took out a stack of forms and gave them to Zhang Lin: "Teacher Zhang, this is the volunteer application form for our laboratory. There are still a few places for those in your department."
For regular trainees and graduate students, they must pass the physical examination."
"What is this?" Zhang Lin opened the application form.
"Feces donation volunteer application form!" Xiao Wu glanced at it.
"Donate once and get a subsidy of 300 yuan, no more than 22 times a month." Dr. Chen said proudly.
Xiaowu couldn't laugh or cry: "You have a big demand for feces?"
"It's huge! We are currently conducting research on intestinal flora, which covers a wide range of areas, and the demand for qualified feces is relatively large. This is an internal indicator. I took it out specifically to thank your department. Please do not make it public.
If you come to our laboratory to have a bowel movement every day, you can earn three hundred yuan. For such a good job, many students are competing for it." Dr. Chen warned the two of them seriously.
Once such a good thing is announced, there will be many people grabbing quotas. These regular trainees and graduate students usually have pitiful incomes and cannot make ends meet. If they have a stable sideline income, they will definitely see red.
Good thing!
Being able to fight for the interests of students is the best way for teachers to establish their prestige. Zhang Lin put away a few application forms.
Such a good thing!
Zhang Lin felt itchy and a little excited.
General Surgeon's Office.
Zhang Lin was sitting behind his desk. There was a stack of application forms on the table, and a group of people were queuing up in front of him, waiting to receive the forms.
"Age between 18 and 35 years old, in good health without any infectious diseases. The stool must be formed every day. After signing up, you must take a physical examination and select the best volunteers who pass the physical examination." Zhang Lin announced the conditions for fecal donors. "The price is 300 yuan once, and you can donate 22 times a month. Damn it, 6,600 yuan a month."
"More than 6,000 yuan, an annual income of 80,000 yuan."
"Not everyone can qualify."
"Didn't you hear that admission is based on merit?"
"The indicators won't be determined by default, right? Admissions should be fair, just and open, right? There won't be any secret operations, right?"
"Hard to say!"
Everyone was talking and whispering, and everyone was eager to be hired. The thought of having such an easy and stable side job made everyone feel a little excited.
"Can the age be relaxed?" Robert came over, and August was eager to try.
Everyone's eyes were fixed on Robert and August, and one student shouted angrily: "You're going to change medicines and write medical records, and you still want to grab your job?"
