Both civil and military? Holy shit... Lu Xuan couldn't help but complain in his heart. It's really a bit embarrassing to find a family named Qiu halfway.?
Sure enough, it is really a martial arts competition to recruit a bride, which requires not only literary fighting, but also martial arts!
Lu Xuan nodded and said: "Since Grandpa Lin thinks this is the case, I have no choice but to sacrifice my life to accompany you."
Hearing Lu Xuan's words, the Lin family was shocked, and several of Lin Shiman's cousins all sneered: "My family is farming and working as a driver, how dare I accept Qiu's job?"
Hong’s challenge is really seeking death.”
Qiu Hong looked at Lu Xuan, his eyes full of ridicule. He could feel the Lin family's disdain for Lu Xuan. Since you are not welcomed by the Lin family, you dare not get out. Do you really want me to humiliate you?
Regarding Lin Shiman's sudden appearance of boyfriend, Qiu Hong wanted to tear Lu Xuan into pieces. Damn it, I dare to snatch any woman I want from me. See how I beat you to the limit.
Looking for teeth on the ground.
At this moment, Qiu Hong said: "Grandpa Lin, should we fight first, or attack with force?"
"Let's fight first!" Mr. Lin said with a faint smile. Since Lu Xuan is from the country, his parents are farmers, and his education level is not high, Master Lin doesn't want to see Lu Xuan being beaten until he vomits blood, so he should fight first and let him
Lu Xuan, please leave early.
Upon hearing this, Lin Shiman quickly said: "Grandpa, why don't you attack with force first?"
Seeing Lin Shiman's anxious look, "Pfft!" Everyone present burst into laughter. Even his girlfriend didn't trust him, so he was so stupid that he might as well just get out.
Lu Xuan was careless and cynical, and he didn't look like a cultured person at all. Lin Shiman was shocked when her grandfather said it was Wen Dou first, but she knew that Lu Xuan was very skilled and should be able to kill Qiu Hong.
Just beat him down, then Wen Dou will naturally be no longer needed.
However, Lin Shiman did not expect that her grandfather would choose civil combat first. However, according to the custom of courtesy first and then fighting, such martial arts competitions always involve civil combat first.
"Shiman, don't fool around here. Don't you know the principle of courtesy first and then fighting?" Lin's father said with a frown, and Lin's mother stepped forward and led Lin Shiman down.
Lu Xuan was so ashamed that he didn't even believe his fake girlfriend. It was really embarrassing.
Mr. Lin said: "Let me talk about the rules of literary fighting. Each side will make three couplets. Whoever can make more lower couplets will win. Of course, if there is a tie, continue to make pairs."
The so-called couplets are one of the traditional Chinese cultures. They are also called couplets or pairs. They are pairs of sentences written on paper, cloth or carved on bamboo, wood, or pillars.
A unique art form of the Chinese language.
In general, couplets can definitely be regarded as a treasure of Chinese traditional culture.
Mr. Lin is wearing a blue robe, and one can tell at a glance that he is a person who likes ancient culture very much. It is understandable that he would fight against each other and couplets.
But when Mr. Lin said he wanted to fight couplets, Lu Xuan's expression suddenly changed. Come on? I haven't played this game in years. I don't want to play like this.
But Qiu Hong showed a faint smile. Since he fell in love with Lin Shiman, of course he knew Mr. Lin's preferences clearly. He came prepared.
Qiu Hong's uncle and third uncle even showed treacherous smiles. Fortunately, Qiu Hong had made preparations in advance. This boy named Lu Xuan was bound to be defeated.
The Lin family also saw Lu Xuan's embarrassed expression and Qiu Hong's confident smile. It seemed to be clear who won and who lost.
I hope Lu Xuan will stop talking nonsense, Lin Shiman thought in her heart, she is about to start praying, isn't there still a fight, Lu Xuan, please be sure to do this nonsense, in case you get angry with me.
Grandpa who admires ancient literature will kick you out.
Being uneducated is really terrible! Everyone couldn't help but think of this sentence, and it happened to apply to Lu Xuan.
"Qiu Hong, you go out first, right," Mr. Lin said calmly.
Qiu Hong nodded, glanced at Lu Xuan, shook his head, opened his mouth and said, "Smile when you open your mouth. Laugh at the past and laugh at everything today."
When Qiu Hong read out the first couplet, the whole hall was as quiet as a chill. It can be imagined that it is quite difficult to read the second couplet of this long couplet.
Hearing this first couplet, Mr. Lin couldn't help but his eyes lit up, he clapped his hands and said, "Not bad!"
Qiu Hong showed an even more confident smile. It seemed impossible for Lu Xuan to answer the question. After all, Lin Shiman knew that Lu Xuan had just graduated from high school.
"If you can't come out, go home early," at this time, Lin Shiman's uncle said with a sneer.
Taiji Sect, Baji Sect! If two martial arts families get married, it will certainly be a matter of great joy. Of course Lin Charmaine’s uncle hopes to facilitate this good thing, so he hopes that Lu Xuan will get out as soon as possible.
Father Lin and Mother Lin looked at Lu Xuan, who had not spoken to him for a long time, and shook their heads helplessly. What kind of boyfriend did Lin Shiman find?
Just when everyone thought Lu Xuan was going to tuck his tail between his legs and get out, Lu Xuan walked up to Uncle Lin Shiman, patted his round beer belly, and said: "A big belly can accommodate you, and you can accommodate yourself and the world."
Why not tolerate it!"
"..."
Everyone was shocked when they heard Lu Xuan's second line, but Lin Charmaine was the first to burst into laughter. She was ashamed and happy, Lu Xuan was really awesome.
"Wonderful!" Mr. Lin said loudly with his eyes twinkling.
When everyone looked at Uncle Lin Charmaine's beer belly, they burst into laughter. When the laughter stopped, they all felt astonished by Lu Xuan's second line.
Not only did he scold Uncle Lin Charmaine for turning his arm outward, but the second line was also word for word, extremely smooth and perfect!
Is this the driver? He is so quick-thinking! Everyone was amazed, Lin Shiman was stunned for a few times, her pretty face flushed, she was so surprised, Lu Xuan can even make a pair, he is so awesome!
Master! Qiu Hong's expression changed, he thought about it again, and said loudly: "The white snake crosses the river, and a red sun appears above its head!"
When Qiu Hong came out, everyone's eyes turned to Lu Xuan again. At this moment, they did not dare to underestimate Lu Xuan anymore. The second line they had just paired was so beautiful. They all felt that this boy was too
He was able to pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger, which gave everyone a surprise.
Mr. Lin looked at Lu Xuan happily, waiting for him to make the right move.
However, Lu Xuan lowered his head and thought about it for a few times, but he couldn't get it right for a long time. This made everyone's heart skip a beat. Wasn't he the one who fooled the second couplet just now? But he probably didn't have such good luck!