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Chapter 1127 tell you a joke

These clan members of the Lin family certainly have the same idea as Mother Lin. The strength Lu Xuan showed during the day was so amazing. The Lin family will definitely be able to count on him in the future. Therefore, they have to work hard to please Lu Xuan and Lin.

Is the poetry ripe?

Lu Xuan finally understood that he couldn't leave tonight. He couldn't just kick all the Lin family members who were blocking the way away, right?

Lin's mother stood behind Lu Xuan, covering her mouth and snickering. Lin Shiman, who was still sitting on the sofa, saw her mother smiling so wickedly, and her face turned red with embarrassment.

"Okay, okay, since you all want me to stay here for one night, let's just stay here for one night and leave tomorrow morning..." Lu Xuan said helplessly.

The Lin family is not a savage beast. Could it be that they would eat me? Lu Xuan could only comfort himself in this way.

After hearing Lu Xuan's words, the Lin family members dispersed with smiles. Lu Xuan watched TV for a while. When he was about to go to bed, Lin's mother brought a new towel and prepared a new set of pajamas.

, and told him that there were no vacant houses in the courtyard, so Lu Xuan could only sleep with Lin Shiman.

And Lu Xuan had already guessed this would be the result...

After Lu Xuan took a shower, he went directly into Lin Shiman's boudoir. Lu Xuan couldn't sleep on the sofa, right?

As for this house, Lin Shiman hasn’t come back to live in it for a long time, but just now, Lin’s mother had cleaned it up. At this moment, Lin Shiman had already finished washing and was leaning on the bedside playing with her mobile phone. Lu Xuan conveniently took the

The door was closed, and he came and sat on the edge of the bed with a sigh: "Charmaine, is this really good?"

"Pfft!" Lin Shiman put down her phone with a sweet laugh, rolled her eyes at him, and said, "What's wrong? The man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried."

"..."

Lu Xuan already felt that Lin Shiman really liked him, but there was no need to say it so bluntly, right?

"Go to bed early..." Lu Xuan said.

Lu Xuan fell asleep directly, and Lin Shiman put her phone on the bedside table and turned off the light. This was the first time she slept on the same bed with a man. Of course, even if she had slept with Lu Xuan before, it was still a mistake.

I think there's just something wrong with Lu Xuan's sexual orientation.

Lin Shiman's pretty face turned red, and she said softly: "Lu Xuan, can I tell you a joke?"

A joke? What kind of joke is being told for no reason? Lu Xuan was confused and said, "Well, you tell it and I'll listen."

One night, two tourists, a man and a woman, came to the only small hotel in the town. They didn't know each other. It happened that the hotel only had a two-bed single room left.

The shop owner said: If there is no room available, you can just stay for one night. Before going to bed at night, the woman drew a line on the ground and warned the man that he was not allowed to cross the line, otherwise he would be an animal.

The next morning, after the man got up, the woman came forward and slapped him. The man was immediately stunned and said: Sister, I did not pass the line last night! The woman said: I didn't expect you to be worse than a beast!

"Pfft!" When Lu Xuan heard this joke, he immediately snorted, and then coughed hard a few times. He felt as if ten thousand grass mud horses were running past him, and he was unable to complain to the extreme!

What's wrong with this silly girl? You don't have to hint me like this, right? Lu Xuan wants to vomit blood. Of course he has heard this joke before. It's so funny. He is a beast when he crosses the line, but he is worse than a beast when he crosses the line. It's really not good.

Make people live.

After Lin Shiman told this joke, her little face turned red as if on fire. She just wanted Lu Xuan to take the initiative when she mentioned such a school beauty.

Lin Shiman did this because she really fell in love with Lu Xuan, and Lu Xuan even kissed her. Furthermore, everyone in the family liked Lu Xuan so much. Under the instigation of her mother, she

That’s why I was bold enough to do this.

On ordinary days, even Lin Charmaine would not do such a shameful thing to death.

"Haha..." Lu Xuan pretended to laugh a few times and said, "This joke is indeed quite funny. Well, go to sleep."

Lu Xuan pretended to be stupid and was stunned to the end. He couldn't bear this responsibility, because he also knew in his heart that Lin Shiman was still a young girl who had never been in love.

What's more important is that Lin Shiman is a scion of the ancient martial arts family, and she values ​​chastity very much. Lu Xuan really doesn't dare to touch it.

Lu Xuan slowly closed his eyes, looking like he was about to fall asleep.

This idiot! Lin Shiman’s face was red and her mouth was pouting. Lu Xuan is so smart, how could he not understand the meaning of the joke?

He was pretending to be stupid on purpose! Lin Shiman snorted, Lu Xuan, you are worse than an animal!

The more Lu Xuan behaves like this, the angrier Lin Charmaine becomes. It's so annoying that he has no interest in such a charming and beautiful Lin Charmaine.

Lin Charmaine would never believe that Lu Xuan was gay. At this moment, her beautiful eyes lit up and she got into bed...

Just as Lu Xuan fell asleep, something suddenly hit his face, causing him to wake up immediately. This thing was soft and it was clothes!

At this moment, Lu Xuan opened his eyes, and looked through the moonlight outside the window, and saw that it was Lin Shiman's pajamas. Suddenly, Lu Xuan became angry, what was this silly girl doing by throwing her pajamas in my face?

"Shiman, what are you doing..." Before Lu Xuan could finish his words, another piece of clothing flew over and covered his face directly. They were pajamas!

Is it over yet? Does this silly girl have nothing to do? Lu Xuan is angry and funny.

He couldn't laugh or cry, should he make such a fuss?

Lin Charmaine just exposed her head, she was charming and sexy. Her beautiful face without any makeup and powder was flushed with the color she had just finished bathing, making her even more charming and delicate. Not only that, her shy and flushed little face,

Incomparably charming, more beautiful and fragrant than the March ring, it is really charming and charming.


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