"Auntie, you've been hit like this, so you have to hold on." Lu Xuan sighed.
The aunt sighed and said: "I was hit like this. Even if I am cured, I will definitely not be able to dance square dances with the big guys in the future."
"It's okay, you can dance now!" As soon as Lu Xuan said these words, everyone was stunned. This aunt was obviously pretending, but she would not be so stupid as to run up and dance.
The aunt was stunned. This young man did have some brain problems. However, before she could say anything, Lu Xuan took out his mobile phone and played a song that was very popular recently...Little Apple!
This is the divine song of square dance. Women in the whole village like to dance this song. When the cheerful rhythm sounded, a scene that stunned Ren happened. He saw the aunt put her palms on the ground and climbed up very slowly.
, when the old fat man saw the child's mother standing up, he was so angry that he almost fainted.
Everyone was dumbfounded. Could it be that this aunt's love for square dancing has reached a crazy level and she started dancing as soon as the music played?
The aunt actually danced to the beat of the music!
Looking at this scene, Lan Ya almost died from laughter. Lu Xuan's move was too awesome, but this woman's cunning was too funny. Can she still act well?
Everyone laughed. Only the old fat man and a few other strong villagers had dark faces. A few old people not far away also laughed and clapped their hands.
However, at this moment, everyone realized that something was wrong, because the aunt kept repeating an action, which was kicking her feet and waving her hands randomly, as if she had a cramp.
Such a strange scene made everyone take a breath of cold air. What is going on? Could it be that he is possessed by an evil spirit?
"Child, what's wrong with you?" the old fat man said tremblingly, obviously frightened.
The aunt had a look of horror on her face and shouted: "I don't know what's wrong, my body doesn't obey my orders."
At this moment, everyone was even more chilled. The aunt's consciousness was clear, but her hands and feet were out of control. She was really possessed!
It is said that villages in the mountains are prone to being haunted, so there are no real ghosts. Lan Ya and the others were all trembling slightly. The sun has set now, which is when ghosts can come out.
"Is your village haunted?" Ye Bing swallowed hard and asked several big men.
The old fat man thought for a while and shook his head: "It has never happened before." Thinking of this, he looked at Lu Xuan, and seeing that his eyes were calm and showed no fear at all, he immediately said loudly: "It must be this."
What a kid!"
Everyone noticed Lu Xuan's expression, with an evil curve on his lips and a wicked smile, which woke everyone up, there was something weird about this kid!
"Auntie is alive and kicking. It seems that the car didn't hit him." Lu Xuan said seriously: "Since everything is fine, let's find a place to sleep."
"If you want to leave, there's no way!" the old fat man roared, and then a hoe came over with a bang. However, when the hoe was just raised above his head, there was only an explosion and the hoe broke into pieces.
There were two pieces, one was shot out and the other was held in the old fat man's hand.
The old fat man was stunned. With a bang, the flying hoe fell to the ground and landed directly next to him. How could this intact hoe be broken into two pieces for no reason? It was obviously some kind of force.
It was caused, but no one saw Lu Xuan take action.
When several big men saw this scene, cold sweat broke out on their foreheads. No matter how stupid they were, they could understand that this was Lu Xuan's handiwork. This kid was very evil!
Lu Xuan walked up to the old fat man who dared not move, patted him on the shoulder, and said with a warm smile: "It's not easy for you too. I'll pay for the damaged hoe, and prepare a few more rooms for us to live in."
For one night, we pay the rent."
The old fat man struggled to spit out one word: "Okay."
However, seeing the child's mother still dancing like crazy, she swallowed her saliva and said, "What should my wife do?"
"Well, well, you'll stop when you get tired from dancing." Lu Xuan clicked his lips twice and said meaningfully.
It turned out that it was really his fault. Lan Yafang almost burst out laughing, but she was still a little depressed. This bastard had to wait until the critical moment to take action. It was really annoying!
However, Lu Xuan's move was really ingenious, and Lan Ya was quite pleasantly surprised. This time, the aunt who had touched the porcelain was miserable.
This method, this skill, both Zhan Fei and Ye Bing were shocked. Lu Xuan, who always wore a harmless smile, could be so secretive, and Ruan Qimeng was exclaiming again and again.
Biting Lan Ya's arm: "Lanya, who is he? How can he be so powerful?"
The old fat man wanted to cry but couldn't. His dream of making a lot of money was instantly shattered. This young man was so perverted that he had no intention of resisting and led the group of them towards the village.
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The afterglow of the setting sun shone on Auntie's body, stretching her figure very long. The elongated shadow was still dancing wildly, looking extremely funny in front of the gate of the quiet mountain village.
When the moon rose, the aunt finally fell limply to the ground. She had no strength at all, and the constant movement of her limbs really tortured her physically and mentally. She looked at the dark night and burst into tears.
The old fat man ran over quickly and helped her up.
The aunt suddenly fell into his arms, crying for her father and mother, and shouted: "My child's father, I am so miserable!"
"Hey!" The old fat man sighed deeply: "There is nothing we can do. Who makes us offend someone we dare not offend? That person is really powerful."
The aunt said loudly with tears and runny nose: "My first time touching porcelain, I was in bad luck. I will never do such a shameful thing again."
Although there are nearly twenty families in this small mountain village, most of the people are not willing to stay in this remote mountainous area and have gone to work in the county town. Therefore, there are many vacant houses here.
At this moment, Lu Xuan and Lanya's fellow archeology students were just finishing dinner in a three-bedroom house with earthen walls. Ruan Qimeng held it in for a long time and finally couldn't help but ask: "Lu Xuan, what are you doing?"
Do you know some secret techniques like head-lowering technique?"
Ye Bing and Zhan Fei couldn't help but pricked up their ears. The auntie was jumping around uncontrollably just now. There must be something weird. But what did Lu Xuan do to her? It made people full of curiosity. He was
How did you do it.
Lu Xuan whispered mysteriously: "I don't know how to lower my head, but I know Maoshan Taoism. I won't tell other people!"
"Really?" Ruan Qimeng said with excitement. There are actually experts who know Taoism in this world! However, he immediately dismantled him and gave him a hygienic eye: "Don't listen to him.
Nonsense, he knows acupuncture, he must have secretly given that aunt an injection, so she lost control."