Chapter 267 Silly Zhu and Yu Juhua have a blind date
Silly Zhu had a dream all night last night. When he woke up in the morning, he found that his pants were wet.
Change it in a hurry.
It was just dawn and the residents in the compound had not yet gotten up.
Holding a basin next to the faucet, I rubbed my pants clean and dried them on the wire rope at the door.
Put on a military green shirt, old cotton black pants, and shiny leather shoes.
Keep the house spotless.
At this time, He Yuyu also got up.
Silly Zhu generously gave He Yuyu fifty cents and invited her to drink bean juice at the entrance of the alley.
Then, he slipped into He Yuyu's room, picked up the mirror and started to tidy up.
Grinning, he pulled out a few white hairs.
"Bah, bah."
He spat twice and brushed his hair so that flies would slip when they landed on it.
"Hey, this guy is quite handsome!"
...
Qin Huairu was sitting at the door picking vegetables, looking at Sha Zhu working in the house, the corners of his mouth raised slightly.
Humph! Want to go on a blind date? No way!
After she sent away the stick, she brought a chair and sat at the door waiting.
His eyes lingered on the faces of the lesbians coming and going, always vigilant.
No strangers were found.
Instead, I saw a burly man with messy hair and wearing a gray work shirt knocking on the door of Li Donglai's house.
Qin Huairu didn't care and just regarded him as Li Donglai's friend.
However, when she saw Li Donglai standing at the door, saying a few words to the strong man, and then leading the strong man to Shazhu's house, Qin Huairu stood up from the chair in a daze.
Something seems wrong!
This strong man's hair seems to be a little longer than that of a normal gay man.
Even through his shirt, you can see that he has well-developed chest muscles.
What surprised Qin Huairu the most was that the strong man was wearing a pair of women's black cloth shoes with round mouths.
The silver-white buckles on the cloth shoes are particularly conspicuous under the sunlight.
A sudden thought came to mind, and Qin Huairu covered her mouth to keep from screaming.
Could this gay man be Sha Zhu’s blind date?
Oh my God!
...
Li Donglai also didn't expect that Yu Juhua would dress up in such a "neutral" style.
As the starting point for male and female reproduction, blind date is of great significance and deserves to be taken seriously.
Even in this era of simple folk customs, it is no exception.
Gay men will change into cleaner clothes. If their family conditions are poor and they really don’t have clothes that can be worn out, they will sometimes ask relatives and friends to borrow them.
Lesbians will change into gender-appropriate clothes, such as floral thin shirts. Yu Juhua's outfit today is no different from that of men.
What's even more annoying is that the only braid on her head that distinguishes gender is gone.
Perhaps seeing Li Donglai's doubts, Yu Juhua smiled broadly and said, "After I got home last night, I couldn't help but drink another bottle of wine and slept until the end of the day. Isn't this a rush?"
Are you here for a blind date? I forgot to clean up."
"...." Li Donglai was speechless.
With two bottles of liquor a day, no wonder she could smell the pungent smell of alcohol as soon as she opened her mouth.
Yu Juhua disagreed: "Besides, what's the use of dressing up well? This is a new era, women can hold up half the sky. My outfit is very in line with the characteristics of working people. I believe Silly Zhu won't have any objections."
Good guy, that makes sense.
Li Donglai nodded: "I support you!"
While the two were talking, they walked to the door of Shazhu's house.
Li Donglai knocked twice.
The door creaked and opened slowly.
Silly Zhu poked his head out of the house and was surprised to see Li Donglai standing in front of the door with a strong man.
He turned around and looked outside, but saw no one else.
"Brother Donglai, where is my blind date, Yu Juhua?" Silly Zhu scratched his head with a smile on his face.
Li Donglai pointed to the strong man beside him: "Let me introduce to you, this is Comrade Yu Juhua, the butcher at the food station."
"Ah!" Silhu's two eyebrows jumped in surprise, his eyes bulged, and they stared into two big circles, and the smile on his face froze.
Her arms are thicker than mine, her skin is darker than mine, and her body is almost twice my size. Plus, with those upturned nostrils, how could she be my blind date!
No, impossible, absolutely impossible!
For a long time, Silhu suppressed the panic in his heart and squeezed out a trembling sound in his throat: "Brother Donglai, are you kidding me?"
Li Donglai frowned and was about to speak. Yu Juhua felt insulted and quit.
She pushed Si Zhu away and said angrily: "Why, can't I be a lesbian? Be careful, I will report you to the Women's Federation for discriminating against gay women.
If I don’t teach you a lesson today, you don’t know how to respect others!”
She gave a random push, but pushed Silly Pillar half a meter away, almost hitting the square table.
Silly Zhu's face changed drastically.
This woman is so powerful.
He saw that Yu Juhua had clenched her fists as big as sandbags and took a deep breath.
A punch from this big man's fist would kill half of his life!
A good man never suffers immediate losses.
Silly Zhu smiled shyly: "Misunderstanding, it's all a misunderstanding. Comrade Juhua, you were born with an abnormality, it's because of my blindness."
"Humph! That's pretty much it. That means I have taken a liking to you, otherwise you would have been lying down by now!" Yu Juhua walked into the room carelessly and sat down on the chair.
The chair shook twice and squeaked twice before finally holding on.
"Bang!" Yu Juhua saw Si Zhu standing there in a daze, slammed the table, and said angrily: "Comrade He Yuzhu, when guests come, you don't even pour tea? Is this how you go about blind dates?"
If it was a man, no matter how strong he was, Silly Zhu would still dare to rush up and deal with him.
But, this is a lesbian.
Still his blind date.
Silly Zhu was also frightened and subconsciously replied: "Fall, I will fall right away."
Put on the enamel jar and pour two cups of boiling water.
"Bang!" Yu Juhua slapped the table again, her eyes widened: "Where are the tea leaves?"
"Yes, there are tea leaves..." Silly Zhu screamed in his heart, what evil had he done? How could he meet such a master who would hit someone if he disagreed with him.
Thinking about it in his mind, he quickly sent her away, brought the iron box, and poured the tea leaves into the enamel jar.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "This is the tea given to me by the director of the factory. It is said to be a century-old Longjing tea."
Seeing that Si Zhu was quite docile, Yu Juhua's anger subsided a little.
"Why don't you pour Dr. Li a drink? If you are so ignorant, how will you get along with your neighbors in the future?"
In the future, can there be a future?
Silly Zhu was about to cry, but he secretly glanced at the sandbag-sized fist, and then saw Yu Juhua's majestic expression.
He poured a jar of tea honestly and brought it to Li Donglai.
With a sad face: "Brother Donglai, please have tea."
"Yuzhu, Juhua is a good comrade. She is kind-hearted, beautiful and wise. She can work in the hall, in the kitchen, and is a regular worker in the food station. After you get married, you will definitely be happy. Try to have a few children as soon as possible to contribute to the construction of the country.
The country makes its contribution.”
As a matchmaker, one must have the consciousness of a matchmaker. Li Donglai looked serious and spoke with sincerity.
Now, he finally understood.
In fact, Yu Juhua and Shazhu are quite compatible.
Silly Pillar has many problems.
For example, he likes to play around without hesitation and likes to be a licking dog.
However, there is no big problem.
He did not harm the little girl like Xu Damao, nor did he deceive people like Yi Zhonghai.
Why can't you be happy?
Yu Juhua also has many problems. She likes to drink and beat others.
The two of them will definitely be happy together.
Of course Si Zhu didn't think so. He almost burst into tears when he heard Li Donglai's words.
"Brother Donglai, you are trying to harm me."
The words just fell.
"Snapped!"
There was a big slap on the forehead, and the smoothed hair instantly formed a slap mark.
Silly Zhu covered his head and wanted to cry without tears.
Yu Juhua slowly withdrew her slap as big as a cattail fan and said aggressively: "He Yuzhu, what do you mean? Am I not worthy of you?"
