He Yuyu planned to go to the park with Yu Haitang today.
As I walked on the road, the more I thought about it, the more I realized something was definitely wrong.
If Silly Zhu succeeds in the blind date, wouldn't he break free from the clutches of the vampire?
No, we can't let him harm other girls.
Only Qin Huairu is the most suitable for him.
then.
She turned back, preparing to think of ways to ruin the blind date.
Just look at Silly Zhu lying on the ground with a bruised nose and swollen face, and then look at Yu Juhua who looks like a black iron tower.
He Yuyu suddenly became happy.
She felt that Shazhu and Yu Juhua were more compatible.
He walked into the house, hung up his canvas bag, and ran to Yu Juhua, his eyes filled with joy: "You must be my future sister-in-law. That's great. My brother has been insecure since he was a child because his father ran away with another woman."
.With you here, he doesn’t have to have nightmares in the middle of the night.”
Silhu's heart felt hot when he heard this, and he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.
He Yuyu turned around and glared at Silly Zhu: "Brother, you didn't even say a word to me when my sister-in-law came. It's really too much."
Shazhu: "..."
This is called sister-in-law. Are you still my biological sister?
He Yuyu was very enthusiastic in the following time, serving tea and cutting fruits.
The mouth is also very sweet, one mouthful is like a sister-in-law, which makes Yu Juhua smile from ear to ear.
She rubbed He Yuyu's hair with a palm as big as a cattail fan: "I have many brothers, but I have no sister. From today on, you are my biological sister."
Silly Zhu squatted on the ground, covering his dark eyes, feeling hopeless.
At noon, He Yuyu urged Shazhu to cook, but Shazhu lowered his head and said nothing.
"boom!"
Yu Juhua almost broke the table: "Si Zhu, I'm from my own family, so forget it if you don't cook. Brother Dong Lai is our matchmaker, so you have the same attitude!"
"I see you still want to be beaten!"
As she said that, she rolled up her sleeves again.
Silly Zhu was also frightened by the beating. His heart trembled, and he quickly stood up and walked to the kitchen.
Seeing him limping, He Yuyu felt as happy as if he had eaten and drank the iced Arctic Ocean in midsummer.
She gave a thumbs up: "Sister-in-law, my brother is a bit of a bitch, and you should be like this."
Yu Juhua patted the table and said boldly: "This is what my father taught me!"
The two started laughing again and soon became like sisters.
Li Donglai looked on beside him and was dumbfounded.
Good guy, with the help of the deaf old lady and He Yuyu, Silly Zhu can't even think about getting married.
...
Silly Zhu's blind date attracted a lot of attention.
Yi Zhonghaijia.
Yi Zhonghai was worrying about this matter, sitting on his chair and sighing.
At this time, the aunt who was inquiring about the news came back.
"How's it going? Have you seen anyone?" Yi Zhonghai raised his head.
"I saw it. She looks like Li Kui." The eldest mother said with a smile on her face.
"Female Li Kui?" Yi Zhonghai thought for a moment and finally understood.
I was determined in my heart that Silly Zhu would definitely not like him if he looked like that.
In fact, before Qin Huairu married in Siheyuan, Yi Zhonghai had introduced Sha Zhu to her blind date.
Even though Silly Zhu looks ugly himself, he always despises other girls for not being good-looking.
After meeting Qin Huairu, Shazhu's vision became even higher.
When choosing a wife, she must be prettier than Qin Huairu and clingier than Qin Huairu.
"Female Li Kui, hahaha, Li Donglai, you made a big mistake this time."
Yi Zhonghai laughed twice and his mood improved.
"Old woman, go to the tavern and get a glass of wine. I want to get drunk tonight."
As an eighth-level fitter, Yi Zhonghai usually doesn't drink.
...
Xu Damao's family.
Xu Damao, who had been peeping at Silhu's door for a long time, lay on the bed holding his stomach.
"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard, silly Zhu, silly Zhu, just to get married earlier than me, you actually found a black iron tower."
Silly Zhu and Xu Damao have been friends since childhood. The two dislike each other and compete with each other.
After breaking up with Lou Xiao'e, Xu Damao has been worried that Sha Zhu will get married earlier than him and put pressure on him.
Now seeing Yu Juhua, he felt relieved.
She even hoped in her heart that Shazhu could marry Yu Juhua.
I can laugh at Silly Pillar in the future!
After laughing for a while, Xu Damao stood up and looked at the green worms squirming on the plate.
Muttered to himself: "I hope this one-sided approach will work."
He picked up the worm, closed his eyes, and stuffed it into his mouth.
The bugs squirmed in his mouth, making him almost spit it out.
He suppressed the feeling of vomiting, "Bah, bah", chewed twice randomly, stretched his neck, and swallowed.
He picked up the bowl of yellow-orange liquid on the table, held his nose and drank it in one gulp.
"I don't know what's going on with those old doctors. They always have this kind of stuff in their prescriptions."
"Tsk tsk." Taste it twice.
"The taste is a bit strong. Banggeng has become a bit angry recently. I have to warn him. If this continues, the price will be halved."
Ever since Jia Zhang was imprisoned, Xu Damao had been in direct contact with Bang Gang.
Without middlemen to make profit, the price of 'liquid' plummeted.
It only costs 50 cents per bowl.
Xu Damao was happy. He saved money and could also cure his illness.
Bangge is even happier. With money, he can secretly buy snacks.
Win-win!
...
The residents of the courtyard are also very concerned about Silly Zhu's blind date.
Everyone knew what happened to Shazhu and Qin Huairu, but they just pretended not to see it because there was no evidence.
Now Shazhu actually went on a blind date, which shocked everyone.
They all wanted to see what kind of fairy Shazhu found.
So, when Sha Zhu led Yu Juhua out after lunch, everyone gathered around him.
Seeing Yu Juhua, everyone swallowed and spit.
Good guy, he is a perfect match for Silly Pillar.
Aunt Wang stepped forward and said, "This big girl can give birth to a baby just by looking at her. Silly Zhu, you are lucky this time."
The Zhang family's young daughter-in-law smiled and said, "That's right, you are the only boy in the He family. Get married as soon as possible so that you can continue the family lineage of the old He family."
Granny Sun: "Looking at this girl's appearance, she is still a regular worker. Silly Zhu, you have to treat me well."
...
The guys all praised the chrysanthemum, which made Silly Zhu confused.
Is this Black Tower guy really that good?
Li Donglai turned around and said with a smile: "He Yuzhu, don't be ignorant of your blessings. If you have a figure like a chrysanthemum girl in Qinjiagou, the threshold will be broken by matchmakers."
He didn't mean to comfort Silly Zhu.
In rural areas, life will be easier if there is more labor force.
In later generations, the fair and thin beauties were called "sick tuberculosis" in rural areas.
Anyone who marries a 'consumption' person will be laughed at by the villagers.
Of course, Silly Zhu couldn't marry Yu Juhua just because of everyone's instigation.
Just kidding, I got hammered as soon as we met.
After getting married, it's not like lying in bed all day long and not being able to get up.
He bowed and sent Yu Juhua out of the courtyard with a smile on his face.