"Teacher, I will give you the agate beads that grandma gave you."
"I don't have agate beads, can cloth tiger be used?"
...
The children also worked hard for the little military caps. They raised their hands and cheered.
Amid the urging of the children, Yan Bugui said slowly, "This little military hat will be given to those good children who feel sorry for their teachers."
Feeling sorry for the teacher??
The children all tilted their heads, and their cute little faces were covered with big question marks written in bold.
What does it mean to feel sorry for a teacher?
Do you have to bring tea and water to the teacher?
At this time, adults also gathered around.
When they saw the little military caps and heard the rules formulated by Yan Bugui, their hearts skipped a beat.
This is the rhythm of charging for tea.
If you want to collect money, just say you want to collect money. Why are you so stupid?
This old guy Yan Bugui is really cunning.
"Shitou, let's go home. This hat doesn't look good. Wait until tomorrow and dad will paste one with newspaper for you."
After understanding the situation, some parents immediately took their children back to the house.
Just kidding, 2 yuan can sell 10 kilograms of fine white noodles.
It’s not worth it to change a hat!
Children who already dream of becoming little heroes naturally don't want to.
They all got down on their butts and let the adults drag their arms, saying nothing and not going back.
"I don't, I don't, I just want a little military hat, I just want to be a little hero."
"Will you come back or not?"
"No return!"
"Pia!"
"Will you come back or not?"
"No return!"
“pia,pia,”
...
In this era, most parents have bad tempers and spanking their children is common.
When they saw that the child was really disobedient, they picked him up and slapped him twice on his buttocks.
Then he carried it on his body like a piglet and left the central courtyard.
The parents are grumpy and the children are stubborn.
They kicked their feet on the adults' shoulders and shouted at the top of their lungs, "I want a little military cap, and I want to be a little hero. When you get old, I won't serve you food!"
"pia,pia,pia!"
...
For a time, the courtyard turned into a large-scale domestic violence scene.
The angry voices of the adults and the cries of the children mingled together, frightening the sparrows in the big locust tree to the point where they did not dare to go home.
There are parents who care about money, and there are parents who care about their children.
Liu Gangzhu is one of the five good fathers in the courtyard.
He works in a slaughterhouse affiliated with a food station, and his daily job is to bring in white knives and go out with red knives.
Of course, during this process, your hands will have to be somewhat stained with oil and water.
The food station only buys fat and lean meat.
The large intestines, small intestines, pig lungs and other bits and pieces are all processed in the slaughterhouse.
A butcher is a skilled trade in a slaughterhouse, similar to the eighth-level fitter in a steel rolling mill.
Of course, I have to bring some with me.
I eat a small portion of these scraps at home, and the rest can be secretly taken to the pigeon market and exchanged for money.
With the support of pig intestines, Liu Gangzhu's family lives a very comfortable life.
Of course, Liu Gangzhu was not at the scene. As soon as he walked to the gate of the courtyard after get off work, he saw his daughter-in-law, the little daughter-in-law of the Liu family, running over with her baby in her arms.
"Da Zhuang, Da Zhuang, bring the money."
Liu Gangzhu was confused, "Money? How much?"
Liu’s daughter-in-law: “2 yuan.”
Liu Gangzhu: "What is it used for?"
The little daughter-in-law of the Liu family: “Buy a cuckold!”
Liu Gangzhu raised his palm:...
Damn it!
Of course, the big slap did not fall, and Liu Gangzhu still knew his little wife very well.
She is a heartless person who has a gut that goes all the way to the bottom and no door to her mouth.
If she could wear a green hat, the street would have turned into a sea of green.
Liu Gangzhu suppressed his anger and asked about the whole story.
"Isn't it just 2 yuan? I bought five pig intestines!"
He strode up to Yan Bugui.
Yan Bugui was squatting on a stool, cursing angrily: You guys are even stingier than me, Lao Yan.
"Here, two yuan, this is the price of tea for my Liu Ergou!"
Yan Bugui saw two light red notes stained with oil.
His pupils shrank suddenly, and he looked up along the rough hands and the greasy sleeves, and saw Liu Gangzhu's big face.
That face that was so full of flesh and blood, but so ferocious, turned out to be so amiable at the moment.
Yan Bugui quickly jumped down from the stool, took the two bills and put them in his arms.
"Comrade Liu Gangzhu, let's make it clear first that your money is not money to buy hats, nor is it money to pay tuition. You are seeing us teachers working hard and donating it to us to buy tea."
"I understand, I understand, I, Liu Gangzhu, have done this kind of thing a lot!" Liu Gangzhu seemed reckless, but he was shrewd at heart.
These days, it would be really hard for people if they don't find other ways.
Even the deaf old lady who was the ancestor of the courtyard house secretly sold food stamps.
After thinking for a while, he said sincerely, "To be honest, even if you don't give out hats, I still have the idea of donating the tea fee. You also know my two dogs. They go to the house to lift the tiles, chase the east's chickens, and chase the west's dogs.
, proficient in everything, but don’t like to learn.”
"With teachers like you to guide me, I feel relieved."
When Yan Bugui heard this, he retracted the hand holding the hat, his eyes smiled and said: "Then you don't want the hat?"
"Bring it here, you!" Liu Gangzhu snatched the hat and grinned widely, "You really think I'm that idiot like Silly Zhu. Every time I take such a big risk and bring some leftovers, I end up in the Jia family."
His mouth is so hungry that his sister is moaning."
Liu Gangzhu took the hat and looked at it carefully.
Not to mention, this thing is really worth two yuan.
Liu Ergou, who had been waiting for a long time, saw his father get the hat and shouted excitedly: "Old man, give it to me quickly, put it on for me!"
Liu Gangzhu fondly touched Liu Ergou's little head, leaned down and said, "Ergou, with this hat, you must study hard in the future, join the army, become a great hero, and protect your family and country."
After saying that, he carefully put the hat on Liu Ergou's head.
Liu Ergou became angry instantly.
He picked up a stick from the ground, held it in his arms as a rifle, and rushed towards the pile of children.
"Enemy agents, don't move, I am a little hero!"
So handsome! Those children looked at him with envy.
Some familiar children ran to Liu Ergou and circled around him.
"Brother Ergou, please let me wear my hat!"
"I also want to be a little hero."
Liu Ergou shook his little head like a rattle, "No, my old man bought this. You should also ask your old man to buy it for you."
"My dad is reluctant to spend money." The child lowered his head.
Liu Ergou laughed loudly and pointed the stick at him, "Then you can only be an enemy agent, da da da da da!"
The children happily played the game of catching enemy agents.
...
When Yan Bugui saw this scene, he exclaimed in his heart that he was now stable.
Although only Liu Ergou's family paid, as the Liu family's daughter-in-law was there, it was estimated that someone would come to pay in the evening.
Well, I need to boil more water.
Otherwise, if you charge so much money for tea and there is no boiling water, wouldn’t it be inconsistent with the name?
Just as Yan Bugui expected, when every household started cooking, Liu's daughter-in-law took Liu Ergou from house to house.
"Second Aunt, do you think my second dog looks like a little hero?"
"It's so similar!"
"Then why don't you buy a hat for your Da Mao? Do you want him to become an enemy agent?"
"...."
"Uncle Zhang, look at whether my two dogs can become soldiers in the future."
"I have all the hats, I will definitely be able to do it in the future!"
"Then why don't you buy one for your boy? Do you not want him to become a soldier?"
"...."
"Mom, look at my two dogs, are they very promising?"
"Look at this little hat. How handsome he is. He will definitely be promising in the future."
"Don't you want your family to... uh... have no children in your family? Then forget it."
