The bed number had not yet sounded, Zhan Ming just opened his eyes habitually due to his biological clock, and saw a ghostly figure standing beside the bed.
Wait a minute, he sleeps on the top bunk!
It was not time to turn on the lights in their underground dormitory, and the light was very dark. This sudden appearance scared him so much that he subconsciously turned over and sat up, and then punched him!
With a "bang" sound, the fist hit the person solidly, but it only hit the shoulder, which was hot and hard.
The other party let go and slid down the ladder.
After Zhan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he quickly picked up the railing and looked down: "Who is it?!"
Immediately afterwards, the lights in the dormitory were turned on.
Everyone had woken up early because of the noise that had been made in advance, and now they were staring at the person standing in the middle of the dormitory, with horror on their faces:
"Who are you?"
"That mugwort tea is just soaked in water and rubbed under the body. Doesn't it really have that effect?" It doesn't even have to be simmered for a long time to evaporate 100% of the medicinal properties!
That time, I found the comrade who originally provided the tea-leaf egg marinade packets. The other party went back and asked his family members, who then asked their relatives——
Now I heard that no one uses that thing for bathing...
Zhan Ming was even more confused: "Is there any..."
Just for that one application, the tip of my pen was scratching out sparks when I wrote the application materials one after another. The young man was fully aware of the difficulty when he received that thing!
You know, we even tried to burn a whole stick of moxa outside the guard box! As a result, the people standing guard were so smoked that they were so embarrassed that the mosquitoes were unable to do anything...
At this moment, Xiaojia was staring at the humble mugwort tea brewed outside his cup, eager to experiment...
"What?!" The front-office leader, who had been watching silently for the last time, got angry: "Do you know that I wrote so many applications before applying?! Do you want them to know how much money it is? You still have to
You have to say bad things to the seller, they are just happy to earn our little money! If they reveal their identity, do they think they can get such bad things?!"
The mosquitoes in our area are really the fault of the overlord. Especially when standing guard in August and January, there are all densely packed under the screen! How can there be not even a single mosquito?!
When I went to rush to buy again, even if the signal there was poor, I grabbed one pack, just one pack! The other party still said the same old saying in online shopping: "It's a bad idea, but there is a way to buy it over there."
Where’s the mail?”
The young man took out the eggs first and divided them, but he also put chicken feet, meat, dried tofu, etc. outside, but because the ingredients were so different, it tasted special.
I took it, but when I was waiting for the change of guard, I saw a mosquito. I really thought there were mosquitoes that month, so I just took it with me when it was my turn.
Zhan Ming was even more angry as he lay beside the bed: "Fuck, you can scare people to death, you know?! It's a good thing I didn't hit you in the face with my fist, otherwise you'd still blame me for disfiguring you!"
But now the point is that taking a bath is also drinking tea, but -
I worked the night shift for two whole hours, and I really didn't even hear a mosquito chirping. When changing the guard, I just said a casual word to express my surprise. Who would have thought...
At this moment, Zhan Ming stood outside and said blankly: "You don't want to send it anymore?"
"What new mosquito repellent did he use?" A group of people stared at the surveillance camera for a long time. Although the resolution was so low that even a single mosquito was missed, Zhong Xin's state when standing guard was turbid and visible——
Very full!
"It's not the mugwort tea that the front office gave out yesterday! Zhong Xin likes to drink it and soak it in water for a bath."
"You are really lying!" I almost swore to God, ahem, to the party!
As a frontline leader, I spend less time with my mobile phone every day than the special soldiers. Qiao Qiao's live broadcast room was not what I paid attention to before I tasted the tea and egg braised packets sent by the families of my comrades last year.
After the other party said that, he turned around and left the dormitory again.
The changes in the lips obviously also affect the speech, including the squinting of the eyes that cannot be opened, and the hatred value is conveyed less.
In the past, there were not many recruits who believed in evil. They talked about their mosquito-sucking constitution and cried for their father after standing there for 10 minutes.
Well, the man in the middle of the dormitory is disfigured. He has a swollen face and neck. Not only is his face and neck full of red bumps, but his eyelids are also swollen. His upper lip is rosy and raised, like that anchor online.
What pouty lips...
The young man looked at the front-line leader with a relaxed look. He was really afraid that my blood pressure would drop.
But I don’t start the live broadcast at a fixed time, and the time when I can find time to go offline is also fixed. Nine times out of ten, I watch people rush to buy it, and I take pictures of my calves.
I'm so angry!
The young man turned to look at the lower bunk. Zhan Ming looked even more innocent: "What are you doing? You know who I am!"
First, Zhu Xin came to ask Song Tan.
Bad guy, the other party really wears it. When I look at it during the changing of the guard, I can see that he has become a different person.
If so, there is no chance at all.
So that everyone was shocked. Zhan Ming was sober when he was called out. He only felt that such a small pot was smashed up, hitting me with meat and vegetables. From now on, my surname will be changed to Dou, Dou E's Dou.
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Someone said about washing feet, which really flattered me.
That thing is a small thing outside the team.
But since things haven't gotten louder yet, my comrades in the dormitory were also questioned one by one. Xiaojia thought about it and finally asked firmly: "Could it be mugwort?"
Who would have known that when this pot of marinated ingredients was being cooked, the entire canteen would be filled with the strong aroma of the marinated ingredients. Even if there was some meat outside, the aroma of tea eggs would be so overbearing that people would forget about it.
"Bullshit!" The squad leader glared at me: "He didn't degenerate into a superman, the mosquitoes over there could bite him all over his body!"
Everyone just heard him glare at Zhan Ming hatefully: "You boy, you almost killed me...just wait for me!"
Because it was early in the morning, the squad leader also came. It was very slow, and everyone knew it - none of the thieves were doing human affairs. When changing the guard, he took off all the equipment under him to fool the brothers who came to take over.
It’s also for protection.
What? The leaders were stunned. What mugwort?
Since then, Qiaoqiao Live Room has taken root in Xiaojia’s heart.
"You were standing yesterday too! It was because you were watching the surveillance. You really were wearing protection. It wasn't because there were mosquitoes..."
Some people were curious about this thing when it was finished, but when I heard that it was priced at 20 yuan, the young man still laughed and took it to the canteen.
Because it’s only April now, the weather must have suddenly picked up in the last few days. There will be so few mosquitoes in that season, but if you didn’t make that joke and put it in August or January, it would really kill people!
It was true that he was wearing protective gear, and he did not appear to be harassed by mosquitoes.
