[223 is under review. I don’t know why. Let’s see if it works tomorrow.]
No!
Two bad capitalists waved their sickles high:
"I'm also confused, what's the matter? The fishing bar is not very good! It used to be so active, but now no one asks when I post."
How many days have passed, these ten people have been going back and forth, just a few of them, nine people are fishing and one person is working. The grass in the peach forest is almost empty, and no new people have come.
Originally, everyone had reserved places for the next day on the first day, but now we just skip that procedure because there is no one else.
Song Tan thought seriously: "Is it because they can't catch any fish that they secretly go to Tieba to say bad things about us?"
"impossible……"
Although he said it was impossible, Zhang Yanping actually cheered up: "Maybe this is the reason!"
He thought for a while and pulled out a long-distance picture from his mobile phone. He saw a green pond, willows in the spring breeze, and nine old fishermen wearing different clothes evenly distributed around it.
A peaked cap, a jacket, a small bench, and a long fishing rod.
All are standard.
He posted the picture to the Tieba forum. This time he did not post the same advertising posts, but sighed:
[These guys have been fishing for so many days. Let alone big fish, they have never hooked more than three crucian carps of two or two weights. Their skills are too poor!]
As we all know, fishermen can catch anything except fish, and it is especially easy to catch fish.
But the problem is that they can say this, but others cannot.
Sure enough, someone immediately commented:
[Post to start a war? If one person doesn’t catch a fish, it’s called the Air Force. Ten people almost surrounded the pond and it’s called the Air Force? Is it possible that there are no fish in this pond at all?]
Zhang Yanping smiled slightly and sent up the photo of the cage that Song Tan had set down the day before yesterday.
Good guy!
At this moment, the entire forum was in a state of excitement.
At this time, a Leek reserve member discovered the bright spot:
[Wait a minute, look at the guy in the white jacket at the front, is he XX from our post bar? 】
Zhang Yanping is very skillful in making himself popular, so he quickly replied:
[Are you talking about this Loach Brother? Oops, how many days have it been since I came here, but I can’t catch anything except loach, and now no one likes to eat his hook. 】
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Good guy!
What an insult and contempt.
The comment area under the post was filled with blood and a fight broke out instantly.
But at this time, the person who spoke at the beginning discovered another bright spot:
[I just said that these people haven’t spoken on the forum during this period! It’s so insidious, they secretly went fishing by themselves!]
[What kind of Feng Shui treasure place are you looking for? Hidden and tucked away, not even a hint of wind is heard.]
…
Zhang Yanping saw that the time was ripe and decisively posted the original advertisement post again.
The ten guys who responded first were all celebrities in the forum. They only showed their backs and iconic things, and they were immediately picked up by netizens one by one.
Everyone was excited, everyone knew that it was this cunning fisherman who kept hiding the good fish!
"Didi dididi..."
In less than three minutes, Zhang Yanping’s private messages were filled with applicants.
Song Tan watched this drama with her mobile phone, and now she was satisfied:
"Okay, it's just them."
"But Brother Yanping, why don't you add another rule? One person can only fish for three days in a row."
Three days is just enough time for them to make up their minds and spend money to buy something. If they don't buy something for three days, there will be no point in diluting about it later.
Zhang Yanping nodded: "Tan Tan, we are indeed brothers and sisters. Look, how good we are at doing business!"
"I would like to add one more rule: after the three-day fishing period expires, there must be a gap of one month before you can sign up again."
You have to give people some time to savor good things, otherwise who has the financial resources to buy them continuously?
The brother and sister looked at each other and felt that their wallets were bulging at this moment.
Song Tan even raised her voice: "Qiao Qiao, remember to cut honey after class in the afternoon!"
You should prepare more stock to show respect for new customers.
The people sitting by the pond fishing are actually Buddhists.
After not catching any fish for so many days, everyone felt calm, angry, and reluctant to give up.
All kinds of emotions were twisted into a mess, forcing them to sit here day after day.
Not to mention, because the bottom line has been lowered again and again, now they don't even dislike it anymore.
This thing is wrapped in flour and fried in a pan. Oh, don't mention how delicious it is.
At this moment, Brother Nilu heard the cell phone in his arms vibrate.
In order to avoid surprising the fish while fishing, everyone’s mobile phones were either muted or vibrating. At this moment, Brother Nilu set up the fishing rod steadily and took out his mobile phone:
"Old Zhao...what? I didn't do anything. I went out for a walk...it's really a runaway...who lied to you...what pond? I didn't fish...what photos..."
While we were sweating profusely while chatting, we heard someone on the other side of the pond answer the phone:
"Hey, Lao Xu... Oh, don't listen to the propaganda on the Internet. They are all advertisements, just to make money... Don't believe it! Do you know how much I spent the first time I came back? More than 10,000! Chunchun
It's a rip off... I didn't lie to you, I really didn't lie to you..."
"...Why do you mean that if I am so picky and can spend money, it must be a good thing? Do you know what it means to be diligent and thrifty?"
"...the fish in the pond won't take the bait at all, it's very boring. I'm afraid you will be fooled...what? You have already signed up? Are you coming tomorrow? Impossible...we occupy it every day..."
The two old fishermen looked at the phone that had been hung up. They raised their heads at this moment and said nothing.
The next moment, they quickly pulled out their address book and poked out Zhang Yanping's name:
Sign up, sign up quickly!
No matter what time it is, you have to take advantage of tomorrow’s trap first!
Otherwise, when those old gourmets come over and take a bite of this farm food, I won’t believe they can still move their butts!
However, before the news was sent out, a notification from Zhang Yanping was received:
[Brother, I'm sorry, tomorrow's fishing quota has been taken up by someone else...]
The big guy with an empty wallet:...
After hanging up the phone, Zhang Yanping raised his eyebrows at Song Tan: "How's it going? I'm a pretty good customer service. Without me handling these chores, you'd be bored to death every day."
"You only give me a salary of one thousand and fifteen yuan. I'm embarrassed to tell you. Why can't you earn one thousand and fifteen yuan now?"
Song Tan glanced at him: "Then do you want to do it?"
Zhang Yanping:......
"Do it! Do it! Blood and family ties are worth just this little money..."
Even if you get a bargain, you still behave well.
Song Tan faked a smile: "It's about blood and family ties, Brother Yanping, otherwise I will give you a salary of 3,500 yuan, and you won't get any share of the fishing and food purchases."
Zhang Yanping stopped instantly.
Ten people now eat thirty portions of food per meal, and pay for twenty portions. Song Tan is given two hundred yuan, and he and his seventh cousin can each share three hundred yuan for each meal.