[Good guy, this melon looks really good at first glance, so it only sells for 0 per pound! 】
[Tears of heartache flowed from my mouth...]
[Wait! Is there something wrong with me, or are you too rich? Is a pound of watermelon cheap? 】
[The most expensive melon in our boutique fruit shop is only 11 yuan 8 per pound]
[You also said that fruits in boutiques cost close to 1 yuan]
[The food at the host’s house is so delicious and only costs 8 yuan. I actually felt a little touched.]
[To tell you the truth, I was also a little touched. I must have been censored by the host.]
The live broadcast room was completely forgotten.
Everyone was wandering around in the melon field like a hawk, and the seventh cousin, as an expert in picking melons, was walking back and forth in the melon field full of melons with his hands behind his back, exclaiming from time to time:
"This melon is ripe!"
"This melon is so round!"
"Look at this, how green the color is!"
The more they talked, the more everyone's mouths started to water. King and Dabai had tasted the smashed residue, and now they were huddled on the edge of the melon field, looking at Song Tan with longing eyes, which made their hearts melt.
Dabai's neck was stretched so long that if it weren't for the dense growth of cowpea vines and loofah vines next to it, its neck would have stretched into the gap.
The king didn't have such a long neck to stretch out, but he made a small and pitiful humming sound from his throat. He raised his two front paws alternately and looked at Song Tan pitifully.
The originally fierce and domineering face of a dog is now relaxed and looks like a weak and helpless pug - who can resist this?
Song Tan simply walked to the edge of the melon field, touched one that was almost ripe, and then punched it with his fist!
Lightly and skillfully, it is called a melon cut in half.
The difference is that half has 80% and half has only 20%.
Twenty percent goes to Dabai.
It made a "quacking" sound, flapped its wings and dived forward!
The other portion was placed in front of the eager king, who also let out an excited "woof", and then "knocked, clicked," and ate without even raising his head.
Dabai opened his goose beak and made a chirping sound, but the more he ate, the more he felt something was wrong, because the piece of watermelon under the dog's head next to him... seemed to be much bigger than his own!
It raised its head, glanced at the king, and then at Song Tan——
"Gah!"
Song Tan's face didn't change: "Don't worry, although your body is smaller, you are also small, right?"
"Besides, aren't you a picky eater? There will be melon rind for you to eat later. After the king has finished eating the flesh, the melon rind will also be very refreshing and reduce the heat, so you can eat it slowly."
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"Gah!"
Dabai was a little unhappy.
Between melon pulp and melon rind, everyone knows which one is more delicious.
Moreover, who said the king is big? In its eyes, the king is only a little big.
However, after all, it was the companion who lived with it. Dabai looked at it unwillingly and finally acquiesced.
But the king on the side quietly lowered his erect ears. At this moment, Kacha Kacha continued to eat, the more he ate, the more cautious he became, and the more he ate, the more he didn't even raise his head.
Song Tan glanced twice and felt that something was not quite right. When he lowered his head and took a look, he couldn't help but feel happy——
"My lord, why are you so greedy? You didn't even leave any rind for Dabai!"
But no, eating it is called a clean and thorough thing. Eat the red flesh first, then the white edge, and finally the thin layer of emerald green skin. It’s a shame that it can be chewed so clearly and cleanly!
Just like this, you have to chew up a card with a big mouth and swallow it whole. Just this effort without wasting it, is... quite worthy of praise?
Everyone in the live broadcast room is already watching.
[What else can I say? Humans are not as good as dogs, not even geese.]
[Oh, what is this! Anchor, what I can eat is cleaner than what your dog eats]
[If you don’t believe me, you can send one over and I’ll eat it to show you]
[Don’t collapse, it doesn’t matter how far the abacus beads collapse? It won’t even collapse in the host’s heart.]
[Good guys, in order to eat gourd, you don’t have any dignity as a human being! I’m different, I can eat cleaner than that goose!]
At this moment, Zhang Yanping was holding a carefully selected melon in his arms, passing by the mobile phone holder, and then he remembered, and then looked at the number of people watching——
Oops, almost 10,000!
[Next, we eat melon, do you still watch? It’s not appropriate... you watch while we eat..."
He was a dark, strong man, and he looked shy and embarrassed. Fans only felt their eyes tingle and subconsciously turned their heads.
However, at the next moment, he had to turn around and use his last remaining vision to type the next line——
【look!】
[I just want to see it, I don’t have to spend money]
[I’m not doing it for the watermelon, but I just like watching mukbang]
[I’m different, I just want to see if you have any new methods or techniques for eating melon? Let me start by saying, I use my mouth]
Zhang Yanping:......
I don’t quite understand your enthusiasm for surfing the Internet.
But he only smiled honestly: "That's not appropriate. You, Teacher Qiaoqiao, are holding melons and don't have any hands to broadcast live. Otherwise, let's go live -"
[Wait a minute! When did he use his hands during the live broadcast—Hey, don’t leave—]
The live broadcast room is closed.
Zhang Yanping simply picked up the stand and went down the mountain happily.
…
The sun was shining all the way back, and everyone was a little hot. Zhang Wang's house didn't have Qiqi, so he put the melons at the door and left.
Song Tan couldn't stop him, so in the end, he had no choice but to hold melon in his arms and give it to him.
But Xin Jun wiped the sweat from his head:
"Do you want to put the melon in the refrigerator?"
"No need," Song Youde said with a smile: "You young people don't know how to take care of your body. How many months are you going to eat iced food? Use the pool here to soak in the cold water, and you can eat it later.
Refreshing and cool.”
At the same time, I was still thinking about my childhood: "If there was a well and I could hang melons in the well, the taste... would be even more refreshing than the refrigerator!"
"That's not easy!"
Song Tan pointed to the place where the bamboo forest went downhill in front:
"Isn't there an old well?"
Although no one has been fetching water for a long time, isn’t it the right time now?
However, the well mouth is too small and the large basket cannot fit in it.
So she put a few round melons into two baskets of suitable size, tied them with hemp ropes, carried them by herself, and rushed to the edge of the well at a fast pace.
Then the entire basket was immersed in deep water, and the rope was tied to a tree nearby——
Just wait!
…
But... knowing that there are melons to eat, everyone just feels like their days are like years!
Fortunately, Song Youde has quickly arranged tasks for everyone to kill time:
"Qiaoqiao, go and ask our little secretary Zhu to come and eat watermelon."
"Tan Tan, hand me the basket. Your cousin said that he wants chili peppers to stir-fry watermelon rinds at noon. I'm going to pick some green peppers and bring them back."
The peppers they use to make sauce are too spicy and not suitable.
Song Tan was stunned: "You still need to stir-fry the watermelon rind? What about the other treasures, including the pigs, chickens and ducks?"