Song Tan stood in the yard, trying hard to make room for the writhing dog, and rubbing the king's dog's head at the same time. His expression couldn't be more comfortable -
"Right side - left side - legs, legs, legs - Oh, Mrs. Zhou, why don't you listen! I've reminded you, but you have to hide yourself... Look! Oops! You're talking again!"
She spoke slowly, but Mrs. Zhou was so angry that her mouth was full of smoke. Did you call that a reminder? The goose's mouth was moving faster than your voice!
"Wake this up! I...I'm suing...the court..." She was panting and yelling - she originally had more dirty and ugly words to say, but she was out of breath at the moment and couldn't say more.
Lines.
Song Tan looked innocent:
"Look at you, you are so old, how can you talk? If I don't like you, what does it have to do with me? As for the wounds on your body, you can't even detect a minor injury when you go to the hospital. I want to sue you.
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Isn't it?
Mrs. Zhou lowered her head and took a look - it turned out to be just a little red! This goose has become a spirit!
She's going to be so angry!
Even more angry were Song Tan’s words:
"Besides, this goose is not mine, but my grandpa's. My grandpa is so old. If the police come or we file a lawsuit with the court, isn't it just mediation?"
"Mrs. Zhou, please be patient. I think Dabai likes you quite a lot. Don't worry, he's well-measured and won't do anything bad."
Good guy!
Mrs. Zhou almost felt like she was going to smoke when she said this!
She turned a corner and watched Dabai jump up. She endured the pain and took out a hoe, then turned around and smashed it at Dabai!
However, how could she, an old lady, beat the now strong and agile Baymax?
I saw Dabai duck to the side, and then he heard a "Gah" sound, and his eyes showed a fierce look!
When he lowered his head again, a pair of short wings jumped up and flew onto the inside of Mrs. Zhou's arm!
"Ouch——"
"Bang!"
The hoe fell to the ground, and the hoe handle that had been passed down by Lao Yumu for many years hit the bones of her instep directly...
This time, Mrs. Zhou really cried in pain.
"Be good!"
Song Youde and Wang Lifen listened to this movement in the main room, and then looked at Dabai's wild energy of beating back and forth, and couldn't help but marvel:
"We've been raising Dabai for many years, but why haven't we noticed that it's so smart? He also knows how not to bite him!"
In the hall, everyone was amazed.
Song Tan has never underestimated Dabai's intelligence. Just look at her usual nagging behavior - when faced with Sun Shouping, who doesn't like him, she will nag first and then not let go, but her strength is not heavy. It is clear that she is
Want to scare him.
Just look at Zhang Yanping's description when he came back and said that Sun Shouping only needs to take two steps, and you can understand the intensity.
But when faced with a crotcheted little old lady like Mrs. Zhou, she would take a bite now and then, frequently, but not too heavy.
He is a master of proportion.
It's just...it's designed to twist the sensitive places, the inner thighs and inner arms. No matter men, women, old or young, that place must be sensitive and fragile.
Just one sip...
No, doesn’t Mrs. Zhou just cry for father and mother?
Not to mention, on a hot day, it’s quite refreshing to come here in the afternoon.
…
Mrs. Zhou was in so much pain that she couldn't help but squat down. There were burning pains all over her body. Even under her slit skirt and on her fragile belly, there were a few red marks.
….
What hurts even more is the instep.
The hoe was so heavy that she hit it right on the protruding bone, making her unable to even make a wailing sound.
It took a long while before he started crying for real:
"My feet, my bones!"
In the main room, Wu Lan began to worry: "Don't really break the bones, otherwise she will find trouble again... I would rather throw money into the water and listen to the noise, but I can't give someone like this a break!"
Who says it’s not!
However, Song Tan looked over and took a look - as I said before, the little old lady probably never suffered because of her lack of quality. She was so strong that she had a good appetite. No, her bones were also quite strong.
"It's okay," she comforted, "You picked up the hoe yourself, relaxed your hands, and gave yourself a big bulge without breaking any bones. It's very good."
When she said this, Mrs. Zhou became even more sad.
However, Dabai didn't know whether he understood it or not. At this moment, he aimed at Mrs. Zhou's butt and pinched her hard again!
Good guy! Mrs. Zhou jumped up like a monkey in the sky, then covered her butt and rushed out the door in a panic!
"Don't go!"
Song Tan actively chased me for two steps: "Why are you running so fast? Don't fall. I'm waiting for you to sue me——"
Behind him, seeing that Song Tan also wanted to play, Dabai got even more excited and let out another wild and strange cry of "Gah goose goose", then he lowered his head, slapped his feet and rushed forward onto the cement road!
[To tell you the truth, I have been using Changing Source to read books and catch up on updates recently. Changing Source can switch sources and read aloud with many sounds. .huann. It can be used on both Android and Apple.]
Old Mrs. Zhou was so frightened that she trembled all over and ran even faster with a limp.
Looking at the figure running away, Song Tan knew that the old lady would never dare to leave her door again, and she would probably avoid the mountains behind her.
but……
She thought for a while, then turned her wrist slightly, and a trace of spiritual energy was quickly ejected. Then like a meteor, it caught up with Mrs. Zhou's back.
The next moment, Mrs. Zhou felt her skin feel cool, as if she could feel the friction of the old fabric.
So that the burning pain in my head became more and more unbearable!
She finally couldn't help it, and while shedding tears, she speeded up even more miserably.
In the yard, Song Tan was also very satisfied.
Although my spiritual energy accumulation progressed very slowly when I returned to my hometown, because I kept using it all the time, my control was even stronger than before.
This tiny bit of spiritual energy can neither nourish the body nor strengthen the qi and blood. It simply enhances Mrs. Zhou's pain...
Not bad!
She took out a watermelon from the side room, and when she smashed it with her fist, it split into two almost identical halves.
When Dabai comes back with his head shaking and proud, he quickly gives the half to him and the king:
"Eat! This big piece is yours. Today we will only eat the pulp of the melon and feed the rind to the pigs!"
"Oh my, our Dabai is really amazing! It's great... What would this family do without you..."
Dabai stood there, his neck stiffened for a moment.
That is to say, the owner who usually only pinches the dog's neck, picks it up and throws it around, actually has such a moment to praise himself?
Although I couldn’t quite understand it, I could really feel the emotion!
At this moment, it raised its neck and let out a wild goose cry. Then it plunged its head down and directly grabbed the red meat at the center of the watermelon!
For a time, one goose and one dog were eating so happily!
In the main room, everyone looked left and right, and finally couldn't help but burst into weird laughter that was not inferior to Dabai's.
What a wonderful drama!
Even Wu Lan and Wang Lifen couldn't help but laugh: "After so many years, it's so refreshing to see Mrs. Zhou so deflated!"