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494.Rhetorical techniques

Song Tan has already rolled up his sleeves - let's see who is shameless and bullies a child!

However, when she turned her face to the camera and looked at the barrages that flashed by, a trace of doubt could not help but appear in her eyes.

Just... the barrage is quite friendly!

It doesn't look like someone is cursing something.

But soon, looking at Xiao Jiang, who was also looking dull at the top of the video, she frowned: "I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you say that we, Qiao Qiao, are guilty of selling peach?"

"There's something wrong with you! Why am I guilty of selling my own peaches? Do you want to buy them or not?"

Wow!

My sister is so fierce and beautiful!

Qiao Qiao watched from the side, his eyes sparkling.

Xiao Jiang:……

As expected, he also recovered from this sudden beauty attack, and at this moment he also tensed up: "Did the anchor say he couldn't win, so he called for reinforcements?"

"Why, I said your peaches are not worth 80 yuan at all. Are you worried? You are obviously taking the opportunity to rip off customers and want to make a deal, and you are talking so much!"

Song Tan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and hit your head first to see if you have ever bought my peaches? Just say it's not worth it - no one has said that my things are not worth it after selling them!"

[Wow! Should I say it or not, my sister is so confident! 】

【She is so strong! I love her so much!】

【I feel...she is really confident in her own things.】

[If I can’t afford peaches, I’ll buy a tea bag and white fungus to try]

Xiao Jiang was also confused by her direct attitude.

Are you just... speaking so harshly in the live broadcast room?

Is it to create some kind of straightforward character?

But now they are quarreling. There is no advantage at all in creating this character to sell peaches. On the contrary, it will make netizens feel disgusted!

He took a look at the barrage with secret joy——???

[It’s impossible to even think about it, and it’s a sin to even think about it!]

[You think I will quarrel with you and then you will have a chance, right? I tell you no! Not at all!]

[The two Wang Zuxian upstairs had a lively quarrel, hahaha]

[One thing to say is that although this beautiful sister is fierce, what she said seems to be right. 】

[Yes, Xiao Jiang, you didn’t buy anything from others before Lianmai this time, and we didn’t see the unboxing video]

Xiao Jiang became anxious.

He used to crack down on counterfeiting, so he would buy some other people's things. But the last few times, because he has tasted the benefits, he has really slacked off, so he didn't buy them first, and just asked his assistant to review them...

Nowadays, when quarreling, it is inevitable that there will be two points of confusion.

But, it doesn’t matter, he will eventually let netizens know who is really down-to-earth and doing business!

At this moment, I also raised my chin:

"What's the point of being so stubborn? How delicious are your peaches worth 80 yuan per catty? I'm afraid you can't even tell me."

Song Tan looked up and down at the camera:

"You...don't you want me to give you a basket of peaches for free and then pay you to give me a good review, right?"

"Otherwise, why do you think my things are expensive for no reason... Why are they expensive? Do I need a penny from you?"

"Oh, you look so ordinary, but you think you are quite beautiful!"

Song Tan, like Qiao Qiao, had no idea what was the winning factor in a quarrel.

But that doesn't stop her from being annoying.

For example, at this moment, she gave Qiaoqiao the mobile phone holder:

"Take it, shoot it at me! The whole idea of ​​finding trouble is fake."

Then he picked five peaches from the tree.

"Aren't you asking why my peaches cost 80 yuan per catty? Come on, let me tell you -"

Four peaches were carried on Qiaoqiao's T-shirt. She tossed one up and down in her hand, then looked at the angle of the live broadcast room and shouted:

"King!"

In an instant, I saw a huge figure rushing towards me from outside the garden——

That majestic figure!

That brave stance!

That super invincible king!

Appearing in front of the camera again, everyone in Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room was shocked into silence.

On the other hand, Qiao Qiao was very happy:

【He is coming! Our king is coming!】

【King! King!】

【The king is really handsome woo woo】

"Come, take a look."

Song Tan threw the peach in his hand. Without any instructions, the king just raised his body slightly, opened his mouth and took the peach in his mouth. Then he lay down with satisfaction, pressed it with his two front paws, and ate it all.

.

With a final crunch, it bit into pieces of the peach kernel. Its wet nose poked inside, and its tongue rolled away the tiny bit of peach kernel.

The whole process went smoothly and didn't even take a minute.

"Is it delicious?" Song Tan asked.

"Woof!"

The king looked at her eagerly, still wanting.

Xiao Jiang:……

Live broadcast room: [To be honest, this dog eats peaches so fast, I really believe it is very delicious].

[Damn, this is a bitch! Normally, his food is always big fish and meat! Now he’s so happy to eat a peach! 】

[No matter what, I’ll buy a box to try first]

【He ate so fast, I was so greedy!】

[I will also buy a box to try first]

Song Tan glanced at the barrage and felt better now.

But Xiao Jiang still sneered and said harshly: "It is the nature of dogs to love to eat, and they also think shit is good——"

"You have such a bad mouth," Song Tan interrupted him: "Who is eating shit, you or the dog?"

"If you want to get my peach for free, just dream! I won't even give it to you to feed the pigs."

"Let's go, Qiaoqiao."

As she spoke, she took Qiaoqiao to the chicken coop in the woods, and then threw another peach in.

In an instant, the whole chicken coop was in a commotion!

Roosters, hens, and long-tailed pheasants squeezed in with all their might!

The little head trembled and pecked upwards, and he was very happy after taking a bite. There was even a group fight scene of clicking and clicking. In the woods, grass blades, dust and chicken feathers were flying all over the sky.

Not long after, the peach poop seemed to be eaten by locusts, even the peach core was picked clean, and several long-tailed cubs were unwilling to dig out the cracks.

This time, neither Qiaoqiao's live broadcast nor Xiao Jiang's live broadcast were speechless.

[Just...why do they eat so fast?]

[Impossible! These chickens seem to have seen elixir]

[Wait a minute! Didn’t you notice that there are two long-tailed pheasants in this chicken coop? 】

[Good guy, anchor Yang Guoyi! You can be tortured and tortured! 】

Song Tan glanced at the barrage and said casually: "It has been filed. People from the Forestry Bureau have arrived."

On the contrary, the barrage in Qiaoqiao’s live broadcast room was full of sadness:

[Unexpectedly, when the anchor and his family watched the barrage for the first time, it was not me who was watching it]

[The anchor really has someone else in his heart]

[This crazy little ginger! Anchor, are you greedy for the 1.6 million viewers? 】

That's right, the number of views in Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room has dropped to 1.6 million.

The number of viewers on Qiaoqiao's side has reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!

Little did they know that Zhang Yanping was so excited that he had to burn incense to the God of Wealth.

However, Song Tan didn't have time to look at the data, so he was even more rude:

"Which of you sells peaches? Try it in a chicken coop. If it has the same effect, I'll give you 10 pounds for free!"

[Although I have never raised chickens, I think it is impossible]

[Having raised chickens, this kind of scene is impossible.]

[Although, my eyes were opened to the anchor’s rhetorical technique of using dogs and chickens to express delicious food]

[What a rhetorical image! I’ll buy it now!]

[Isn’t it only 80 per pound? Chickens can be eaten, why can’t I?]

[I’m different, I placed an order for two boxes and got the same style as the country]


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