The excitement at the door was not unexpected, someone was indeed causing trouble.
As soon as Qiao Qiao squeezed through, she heard the middle-aged woman's loud voice yelling confidently and loudly:
"I'm right! Isn't this just a black tour guide robbing people? Let me tell you, I eat more salt than you guys eat. I know what shit he's going to do when he pouts! I don't fall for it, I deserve it.
You have been deceived!"
Qiao Qiao paused momentarily.
Everyone in the live broadcast room poked their heads around, unable to avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only watch Qiao Qiao with their ears and eyes, and soon they were amused by the pain on his face——
[Hahahahaha, although the self-service 100 is a scam, the anchor is worth it]
[Laughing to death anchor, please turn the camera and let me see this elder sister]
[The elder sister's metaphor is quite good, but it's too vivid and unnecessary...]
[Seriously, does anyone know what the tour guide is pouting? 】
[Eating, eating, eating! How can the anchor talk about such a topic before he has eaten enough! 】
[To make a digression, what this eldest sister said is unpleasant but correct. She is really robbing people, right? 】
[That’s not true, I’ve been here before, and the Cliff Restaurant is indeed well-deserved. The same dishes here in peak season cost 168 for a meal]
[Yes, yes, you even have to queue for 168... Because in the nearby sea area, except for the high-priced instant noodles in the hotel downstairs, there is no other food]
[What the hell, am I being censored? When I think about the cliff buffet in the scenic spot, where I can eat and feel satisfied for only 100 yuan, I feel relieved!]
[To tell you the truth, I just came back from the amusement park. Not only was I not full, but I also ate standing up with a plate in hand. Now I am very envious...]
The topic has gradually become distorted. It can be seen that contemporary netizens are very good at self-management of travel and self-reflection.
But here, the girl with a red face also looked angry:
"You think it's because you think you won't eat if you don't want to eat. Why are you talking so rudely? It's none of your business if I eat ours!"
The little girl's scolding skills were quite average, and the middle-aged woman immediately became more arrogant: "Ouch, who am I to say? I've been relying on my own money to look down on us who bring our own food and talk to people around us all morning.
The man kept making fun of my family...Tsk, tsk, tsk, and now he says it's none of my business!"
She raised her eyebrows high: "You have money, go ahead and eat it! Let me see if your $100 shit tastes good!"
This, what is this?
The tour guide was caught in the middle, and the expression on his face could no longer be concealed by the mask of pain.
The barrage is even more densely packed:
[Eat whatever shit you eat]
[I don’t know what it tastes like but it sounds very exciting]
[What does it mean to sing and sing together to satirize shit-eating people? Give me a complete plot introduction]
[I'm going to laugh to death from you! What are you talking about? It's obvious that the older woman felt that the little girl had ridiculed her before, so she looked for an opportunity to let off steam——]
[Don’t panic, don’t panic, I’ll take a look at it——]
[First of all, this woman had rampaged against a young girl twice before. She probably felt that she was being ridiculed by the young girl for bringing food.]
[Just wait for the boss to analyze]
[Line up and squat]
[Secondly, the woman held a grudge. This time, the seafood buffet cost just 100 yuan. She felt that she had found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to ridicule and avenge her shame.]
[Then the question is, have you ever ridiculed me before?]
[There is a saying that she is really indiscriminate and disgusting when she mocks...]
Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were one step behind, surrounded by people who were also joining in the fun. At this moment, they could no longer get to the core of the story. They were so anxious!
He frowned subconsciously!
And the next moment, for some reason, the crowd around him stagnated, and the movement of men and women squeezing in this direction paused for a moment. Xin Jun only felt that the breathing space was released, but he saw that the people around him had actually changed their direction, and were rubbing against each other.
He walked around Zhang Yanping obediently.
Zhang Yanping:......?
His face was dark, his brows were tightly knitted, and his expression seemed to be suppressed by a hundred fists as big as sand bowls. But the words in his mouth were very innocent:
"What's going on? Why aren't there any more crowds?"
Xin Jun:......
He took a rare step back, looked at Zhang Yanping carefully, and finally said thoughtfully:
"If I had known this... In the future, you would have to be at the front when queuing up..."
Zhang Yanping:......?
He didn't understand.
On the contrary, Qiao Qiao always went straight to the core when thinking about problems. Even if she didn't read the barrage at this moment, she could quickly understand the story——
He got it!
At this moment, the little girl lost the argument and was so confused that she was about to cry:
"You, you are crazy! Who made fun of you! What does it matter to us if you have low self-esteem? Now you are here spouting shit!"
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Is this okay?!
The woman's neck seemed to be pulled out of thin air, and her whole aura became taller and bigger:
"Huh? Little girl, you need some face! When you have breakfast in the hotel this morning, Didi Gugu insists on insisting that it's free - why, what's wrong with me getting more if it's free? Why don't everyone in the family get one?
Five, six, seven or eight tea eggs, it’s none of your business!”
Each person...five, six, seven or eight tea eggs?
Auntie, don't you really feel choked? This is an island, the average temperature is 35 degrees, and you eat dry tea eggs in such a bright sun?
However, the other party obviously didn't think there was any problem, and instead became more and more proud:
"We are traveling to make a living, but you think we are all just like you, coming out to eat shit worth a hundred yuan!"
Everyone:......
Although, this map cannon made everyone very unhappy.
At this moment, not to mention the confused little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before she realized: "Auntie, did you eat so many tea eggs in one go? Will the farts and burps smell bad?
?Do you drink water?"
"Auntie, the breakfast in the hotel is RMB 38 per serving. Everyone is self-service. It's not shit! Did you eat a lot at RMB 38 and now you feel aggrieved?"
He looked sincere and serious:
"It doesn't matter whether you eat a hundred yuan or not. Auntie, don't eat too much shit... Sorry, I meant that eating too much will ruin your stomach."
There was silence all around.
After a while, someone unknown at the scene suddenly burst out laughing, and then the whole place was filled with laughter.
In the barrage that was not followed by the anchor, a line of words floated leisurely: [Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill!]
【Special Move 1】
[38's shit... I'm sorry, auntie, I mean don't eat too much, hahaha, the anchor is going to laugh me to death]
[Teacher Qiao Qiao, you are really good at education! 】
The tour guide's tense expression also relaxed. He had just wiped away his sweat when he saw the angry woman in front of him suddenly jumped up and threw the plastic bag in her hand at him!
"ah!"
The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, and then he felt severe pain in his arm. He saw a strong man with a dark face standing next to him, and he also raised his arm to block it——
